No Jada, No GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2008 07:11:10 December 17, 2008 07:11:10

At the premiere of Seven Pounds last night in LA – Will Smith, a rare carpet self promotional occasion withOUT his wife. Ordinarily not a big deal. But it’s been bizarre the comments he and Jada and even Rosario Dawson have been making lately. Rosario plays Will’s love interest in the film. Full Story

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Protecting Guy’s image

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2008 06:52:26 December 17, 2008 06:52:26

Guy Ritchie did not take kindly to Madonna’s publicist Liz Rosenberg announcing financial details about their divorce the other day to the AP. Over the last couple of months, he’s worked with the British press to present a picture of a man frustrated by a control freak, who cares only for his children, who was never interested in the money, who was cuckolded by his wife’s flagrant relationship with a baseball player… And then Liz Rosenberg reveals he stands to earn almost $100 million from the split. Full Story

December 17, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2008 06:45:34 December 17, 2008 06:45:34

Happy 34th Birthday Cara in Salt Lake City! With love and fond memories of Whistler from Alison in Ottawa. For Suzanne B in Dublin – turbo consultant and a great partner in gossip to Jean… best wishes this holiday and I’m counting on you to stay smutty next year! To Jackie in Annandale from Kimberly – “Gracias, por favor”. Full Story

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Dear Gossips,

The thinnification of the GMD has turned him into plastic man. Like, he’s lost more weight than Lindsay Lohan. Wonder what his secret is…?

Almost at the end of the year which means it’s time for those lists. Best and Worst in smut. Remember my favourite photo from 2007? From today til December 31st, random moments that made our gossipy lives in 2008. Please do send yours! There’s a lovely gift on the other side.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Johnny Depp is not Cuba or Chocolate – seriously, I’ve never read such panic in your emails. Also not RDJ or Jude Law or Brad Pitt. As if.

Dunder Alba Demon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2008 17:23:29 December 16, 2008 17:23:29

Ausiello is reporting that along with Jack Black, The Office has secured Jessica Alba for an appearance on the episode of The Office that will air immediately following the Super Bowl. The Alba Demon is coming back to TV! Where she belongs! Great move by her agent. Full Story

Best of 2008: the new British Invasion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2008 14:27:00 December 16, 2008 14:27:00

At the box office and on television, the young man quiveration factor came from the UK… Am aware James McAvoy is Scottish. But I liked the title…forgive me please? He’s from Scotland! He’s Scottish! And this summer, for a couple of weeks, his Wanted launched him up several notches – a star who can do the small, arty films as well as carry an action movie. Full Story

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Too much or just enough?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2008 12:02:03 December 16, 2008 12:02:03

Am having a hard time with this one…help me decide. So Pete Wentz was on Howard Stern today and he totally gav’er with the personal details re: his sex life with Ashlee Simpson. On the one hand – if you commit to doing Howard Stern (I have a thing for Howard Stern) you have you be prepared to go there. Full Story

More Halle Holiday Spirit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2008 09:33:24 December 16, 2008 09:33:24

As I reported yesterday, Halle Berry spent her last day on set in Vancouver gifting crew members with Dom Perignon and Holt Renfrew. Full Story

Best of 2008: Low classy Lilo NYE

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2008 08:53:00 December 16, 2008 08:53:00

Lindsay Lohan rang in 2008 in low classy assy style, spreading her dirty orange firecrotch all over some Italian dude at a party in Europe…to the delight of photographers snapping every single moment: As in a new rehabbed Lilo, looking drunk off her rag, straddled across the man on a coach, grinding up his crotch as he half heartedly kneaded her ass. Full Story

Are you ready for Friday Night?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2008 08:25:00 December 16, 2008 08:25:00

Lights? For those of you without DirecTV, January is something to look forward to. New episodes of Friday Night Lights! I can tell you that Tim and Lyla get it on in the first 2 minutes. And how their relationship progresses after that will, in typical FNL fashion, break your bleeding heart. There is a scene where Tim, the misfit, finds himself in a situation so uncomfortable, what he does will crush your soul for hours. Full Story