May 5, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2009 06:15:15 May 5, 2009 06:15:15

Happy 26th Birthday April! With love from your friend Kennedy. To the lovely ladies of LSC – Happy Cinco de Mayo from Rebecca and Alejandro who is healthy and thriving and loving Mexico!  Full Story

Monday, May 4, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It’s tonight. Are you ready?

The Costume Institute Gala… my favourite carpet. The best carpet. SO much drama, SO much bitch, SO much style. And SO much style miss. Sigh. Wish I was in New York. Because it’s one thing to see the pictures, it’s entirely another to watch these people jockeying for position, making their way up the steps of the Museum, some totally belonging, some trying desperately hard to belong.

Like Victoria Beckham.

Here she is arriving at JFK yesterday in that ridiculous black cap making sure no one could miss her. She’ll be seated at the Marc Jacobs table (he’s hosting with Kate Moss, Justin Timberlake, and Anna Wintour) alongside Madonna, Anne Hathaway, Winona Ryder, and Rihanna. The theme this year is Model As Muse. Traditionally Mrs Beckham has not fared well at this event. You remember her white Armani disaster last year, non? Two years before that it was a busted weave and a red prom dress – she was totally out of her league.

You know how hard she tries. She tries SO hard. You know she’ll be trying hard tonight. Her neck will be cocked and her veins will pop and those concrete tits will offend Anna Wintour and she’ll pose her Posh hardest and Coco Rocha will glide by effortlessly and everyone will see the difference. Can’t. Wait.

A full report tomorrow…

For today much to catch up on from the weekend and a sexy ass way to start the week.

Monday – am online all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS Want to meet Bruce Springsteen?

He’s donated 4 tickets (2 pairs), amazing seats, including a private backstage meet and greet with the Boss (!!!) for auction in support of FoodShare. Springsteen will MATCH the amount raised and has pledged an extra $50K if more than $10K is contributed!!! Matching gifts! It’s what the Brange should be doing! And the Boss is doing it now! Click here for more information and to bid for your chance to hang out with Bruce Springsteen.

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The way you like him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2009 13:21:16 May 4, 2009 13:21:16

In a suit, right? After a boys boozy weekend in Miami, surrounded by eager looking ladies, George Clooney emerged today in the sunshine wearing office attire on the set of Up In The Air. His own suits easily eclipse the fit of this one but that’s the idea behind the costume, I guess…? After all, he can’t play himself in every movie. Full Story

Coast to coast with Josh & Diane

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2009 12:46:34 May 4, 2009 12:46:34

Joshua Jackson came home last week to Vancouver. Spent some time in Gastown, visited with friends in Kitsilano, and had dinner with his lovely Diane Kruger at Opus on Thursday night. By Sunday night they were back in New York – see attached. Casual, chic, soooo pretty both of them. He is NOT given enough credit for his stylings these days. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2009 11:54:31 May 4, 2009 11:54:31

Would you want to know if he jerked off to you? (Dlisted)

Shelf Ass got Shelfier! (Hollywood Tuna)

Spittle with the Slumdogs! (Just Jared)

When supermodels marry douchebags (The Superficial)

Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson: backstage drinking Canadian! (Pop Sugar)

Audrina Partridge lookalike infection spreading (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Taylor Swift: adorable and admits to what we all do…sometimes? (INO)

As if you COULD take Cate Blanchett down…?!!! Bitch… please! (Cele|bitchy)

When a hooker sings… (ICYDK)

She’s his ass-talking perfect match (A Socialite's Life)

Other vampires, second movie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2009 10:31:04 May 4, 2009 10:31:04

On Friday night, the set of New Moon in New Westminster, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson filming a scene in which Kristen goes for a joyride on a motorcycle, then sees Robert/Edward appear as an apparition. I LOVE the shot of Kristen with her hair whipping in the wind and the expression on her face. Full Story

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True Vampires, second season

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2009 08:58:00 May 4, 2009 08:58:00

This weekend, the True Blood cast party in Vegas at TABU – Anna Paquin, Stephen Moyer, Sam Trammell, Kristin Bauer, and Alexander Skarsgård getting hyped for Season 2. When? HBO in Canada and the US on June 14 at 9pm. Can you wait? I can’t wait. If you don’t know about True Blood, you are missing. Full Story

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Porny and the Turkey Leg!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2009 08:06:18 May 4, 2009 08:06:18

My favourite line from the new Jessica Simpson Vanity Fair cover story: “… the sudden weight gain, as evidenced by pictures that turned up in the tabloids earlier this year showing the starlet, onstage, looking less than slender, holding the microphone like a turkey leg, and wearing what were described everywhere as “mom jeans. Full Story

Ordering is not fighting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2009 07:30:48 May 4, 2009 07:30:48

Paps claim that these photos taken of JailBait Miley Cyrus and her loser douche 20 year old boyfriend Justin show the two having an argument about their relationship. Depends on how you Photo Assumption. I don’t Photo Assumption a fight. I do however Photo Assumption an order. Or a series of orders. Full Story

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