Shelfy gets a job!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2009 13:15:43 May 1, 2009 13:15:43

Revlon announced today that they’ve signed Jessica Biel on as one of their Global Brand Ambassadors. Get ready, you’re about to be shocked, but the paps also photographed Jessica out and about New York today – holding a Revlon bag! Interestingly enough, Jessica Alba is a Global Brand Ambassador for Revlon too. Full Story

New Moon at the theatre

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2009 11:27:31 May 1, 2009 11:27:31

As I first reported earlier this week, they shot more theatre scenes last night for New Moon with Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, and Anna Kendrick. Indulge me for a moment while I gloat, will you? Because I was yelled at by some twi-hard called Angela earlier the other day when I initially reported the shoot schedule: STOP TALKING OUT OF YOUR ASS, YOU BITCH! THEY ALREADY FINISHED THE SCENES AT THE MOVIE THEATER AND THE BREAK UP, YOU SAID THAT YOURSELF!!!! YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT. Full Story

View All 22 Photos

Robo Zombie at Star Trek

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2009 11:08:54 May 1, 2009 11:08:54

He must have switched her off for the night. Check out Katie Holmes’s expression leaving the Star Trek premiere with the GMD. That’s about as blank as it gets. The two did not walk the carpet, sneaking inside to the screening instead, attempting perhaps to be respectful, choosing on a rare occasion not to steal the spotlight, unlike that f-cker Mel Gibson earlier this week at Wolverine with his uber low grade Angelina Jolie wannabe. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2009 10:58:00 May 1, 2009 10:58:00

ALL of these ladies are more attractive than Tori Spelling (Dlisted)

Hurley tweaked in sateen (Hollywood Tuna)

No! No! No! Blonde Blair Waldorf looks haggard and unhealthy (Just Jared)

Little Sci’s penetrating eyes (Pop Sugar)

Rich snobs hate Madonna (The Superficial)

Looks like an ultrasound on her ass (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Dollhouse downgrade! (INO)

JailBait’s daddy says it’s ok to sleep over in Hawaii (Cele|bitchy)

There are more wrinkles on her forehead than on Granny Freeze’s (IDLYITW)

Which LipGloss does not belong? (A Socialite's Life)

George Clooney > Robert Pattinson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2009 10:30:21 May 1, 2009 10:30:21

Anna Kendrick’s biggest splash to date has been the scene stealer in Twilight. Everyone I know who was forced to see it, and came away feeling dumber and ashamed, everyone noted that its few non-cringe moments were provided by Anna Kendrick. She’s charming. There are brighter days ahead for Anna Kendrick. Full Story

View All 8 Photos

Manslinger, Shelfy, Pip, Triangle!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2009 09:32:06 May 1, 2009 09:32:06

No, actually, everyone played nicely in the sandbox. But this is why Photo Assumption is our best friend. Before we begin the body language analysis though, let’s judge them on the outside. At the Cartier 100th Anniversary event last night in New York, Kate Hudson, Jessica Biel, and Justin Timberlake were all present, and intriguing because 1. Full Story

View All 27 Photos

Freshly needled?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2009 08:55:00 May 1, 2009 08:55:00

Still think her face is the best, that her surgeon’s work is the best… But maybe not, like, the day of. Or even the day after. This is Demi at the Cartier event last night. I will say it for you since you’re thinking it but afraid to vocalise it because you don’t want to go hell. Full Story

View All 13 Photos

Like coming home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2009 08:33:18 May 1, 2009 08:33:18

No Doubt performed this morning on The Today Show! I almost cried… It’s been, what?, 4 years since the last time? Now it’s a new tour. Starting tomorrow in Atlantic City, then continuing through the summer wrapping up in August. Are you going? If you’ve never, you must. The band’s energy is ridiculous. Full Story

View All 17 Photos

The Frenemy on the carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2009 08:03:58 May 1, 2009 08:03:58

If you’ve been reading my blog long enough, you know already that I left Winona for Gwyneth. I did. Winona was my first love. I had my hair cut like hers in Reality Bites. In the mirror when I’m alone, when the 26th of the month happens on a Wednesday, under low light, cocked at a certain angle, without contacts on, I totally look like her a little. Full Story

View All 16 Photos

Cheese Anniversary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2009 07:31:38 May 1, 2009 07:31:38

Can you believe it’s been a f-cking year? Admit it, you did not give it a year. You gave it maybe 6 months. But there they were, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon, in Vegas at Moon Nightclub last night celebration the occasion. How? With champagne and cheese! I love her SO much. Check it out – Nick gets on the mic and presents her with his gift: a video of the two of them during their first year of marriage. Full Story

View All 9 Photos

Clooney works, then plays

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2009 07:06:44 May 1, 2009 07:06:44

George Clooney relaxing at a pool bar in the afternoon yesterday in Miami, then enjoying himself with the ladies in the evening… I like when he sticks his ass out. As you can see, George has that famous smirk on his face. His “I know you know I’m up to no good, and I know you want to join me” expression. Full Story

View All 13 Photos