Smutty Tingles

June 25, 2008 10:59:39 Posted at June 25, 2008 10:59:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Matt Damon"s pornstache (DListed)

Even Audrina can afford a better boob job than Tara Reid (Hollywood Tuna)

Lesbian sex makes Lilo hungry (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

All boybands have one loser member (INO)

First Cammie D, now Charlize Theron... hot chicks who don"t bathe (HolyMoly)

Colin Farrell is Minnie"s baby daddy??? (Cele|bitchy)

How KFed Jr spends his money (Candy Kirby)

Sponsored Smut: Cover Girl Giveaway #4

June 25, 2008 10:51:00 Posted at June 25, 2008 10:51:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s all about the prettiest, freshest face. Like Rachel Bilson. And Natalie Portman who is the total package. Your chance to win a double shot of the total package. AmazeMint lip gloss, EyeEnhancer eye shadow, and LashBlast mascara. See our previous giveaways (here, here, and here) or visit Full Story

Of course he is

June 25, 2008 07:35:13 Posted at June 25, 2008 07:35:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pippy Le Pew Justin Timberlake claims he suffers from OCD. But of course he does. All artists have compulsions, right? And Pip is, above all things, indisputably an artist. "I have OCD mixed with ADD. You try living with that. It"s complicated”, he said. No douchebag… it’s contrived. Full Story

Prefer Her In Pink

June 25, 2008 07:18:54 Posted at June 25, 2008 07:18:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The incomparable Alicia Keys last night at BET – she changed for the performance and the press room. Not really feeling the shells all over her breasts…I prefer her in pink. You? Am also jealous of her small bubbies. Look like how cleanly both dresses sit across her chest. Especially the short little cocktail. Full Story

Tina Makes Hair too?

June 25, 2008 07:01:00 Posted at June 25, 2008 07:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All too familiar with her tacky ass dress designs… now is Tina Knowles designing weave too? This is Solange Knowles, B’s sister, last night on the carpet at the BET Awards. The hair…. What.The.Ass is up with that hair??? Why is everything so cheap? Why did she rip off shoes from an Asian rub’n’tug? Why are they still letting their mother dictate their style??? Photos from Full Story

Anything is an improvement

June 25, 2008 06:42:00 Posted at June 25, 2008 06:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After seeing the Worst.Taupe.Ever the other day, plain black looks amazing. Anything but that horrible hermy housefrock. Ew! This is Jennifer Garner leaving a restaurant in Brentwood yesterday. Full Story

Ciara ain’t no RiRi

June 25, 2008 06:35:00 Posted at June 25, 2008 06:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

BET Awards went down in LA last night – En Vogue!?!?!? Here are Chris Brown and Rihanna on the carpet… separately, but together. Love them. So much. Seriously… Rihanna is exquisite. See clip of Chris’s performance below – at the end Ciara came out and they danced and she tried to be sexy but, well, Ciara ain’t no RiRi. Full Story

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Troy Dyer 2008

June 25, 2008 05:47:32 Posted at June 25, 2008 05:47:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

1995/1996. Reality Bites was my life. Final year of university, no clue what to do, a lifelong obsession with Winona Ryder, I smoked cigarettes incessantly, cut my hair like her shag, wore baggy dresses over tank tops and chucks, never went to class, and videotaped the last 3 months of our lives. As lame as that sounds, my friend Timmy and I, we watched that footage back just last year and had the best laughs ever. Full Story

Jen’s Piece Looks Young and Hot

June 25, 2008 05:43:50 Posted at June 25, 2008 05:43:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer yesterday heading out of Amsterdam, presumably en route to England to hook up with Jennifer Aniston. Hate to say but he looks hot with his short fresh haircut. Hot and young. Which of course only works in her favour. As you’ve read from all the stories in the tabloids – John’s impressive skill in the bedroom, how his sex has rejuvenated her – dating a younger man has been yet another rally cry to mobilise Aniston’s MiniVan masses. Full Story

June 25, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 25, 2008 05:40:14 Posted at June 25, 2008 05:40:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations to Natasha on your successful premiere of Cat’s Cradle in Edmonton with love from Carly! Happy Birthday Hez – hope yesterday was amazing?!?! For Georgia on your 38th birthday… am sorry, can’t give you what you really, really want which is the answer to Just As She Is. Full Story

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Dear Gossips,

They say travel is not allowed after a certain point in pregnancy… right? Am far from the expert, although since I’m surrounded by it, I hear things.

So Gwen Stefani is currently in London having made the trip over from Los Angeles. But Gwen is expected to deliver in California which would mean she’d have to fly back, offering a clue into when the Holy Jolie Twins could be expected. Gwen and Angie are supposedly on the same bump track.

Dustin Hoffman initially said August. Will the double deities bless the world on 8/8/8 after all? It seems an awfully long ways off… but nothing is impossible when it comes to the Pitts, including disappearing when they want to. As evidenced since Cannes, Angelina is seen only when they want her to be seen. Where their brand is concerned, she and Brad are always in control. But you didn’t think the paps were that clever, did you?

Tuesday - blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Jeff Bridges is not hiding a mistress. Jamie Gertz isn’t a mistress.