Baby umbrellas and coats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2008 08:35:10 November 6, 2008 08:35:10

Baby umbrellas warm my bitch heart. It’s because of Matilda Ledger, I think. Two weeks ago, when we were in Europe, our mornings in Paris began with Matilda in the lobby. She’d be with her nanny, playing, hopping around, we could hear her chatting to herself conversationally, not in a high pitched squeal like so many of those little irritants but a quiet cooing…even I was charmed. Full Story

Newlyweds walk separately

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2008 08:12:25 November 6, 2008 08:12:25

Last night at A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Cure Parkinson’s event in New York, both Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds showed up in support of Michael J Fox but walked the carpet separately, refusing to be photographed together publicly, like Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin. And it’s a shame. Full Story

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Look for the Cheese Toe!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2008 07:53:04 November 6, 2008 07:53:04

You know she wants you to! Mariah Carey in leggings and a t shirt flirting with a camel toe. Do you see? Here’s our gift that keeps giving: Mimi Cheese arriving at her hotel in London today in advance of her appearance on X Factor. As you can see, Nick Cannon came along too, dressed in his finest to escort his wife to and from the car, up and down the stairs, into the loo when she needs to pee. Full Story

November 6, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2008 07:25:01 November 6, 2008 07:25:01

Hey Toronto – don’t miss the United Way GenNext Rouge Masquerade at The Suites on November 15th! Dress up with a splash of red, something sexy to cover your eyes, kiss a mystery boy or a girl…then wait til midnight for the big reveal. Full Story

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Sorry ‘bout the late start. Am at the mercy of the local internet service at our resort in Tofino….which decides to f-ck off every other day. And the web café doesn’t open til 7am pacific time. Which is why I’ve been sitting with my thumb up my ass for 3 hours waiting for everyone in this sleepy town to wake up.

I think I miss the city.

Still… it’s hard to stay foul after watching possibility unfold. Last night was illuminating.

Wednesday – am catching up, blogging furiously, a thousand apologies for the delay, please check back often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. CNN’s Star Wars hologram coverage was freakin’ me out. That’s how the Emperor made contact with Vader.

PPS. Posted late in the day re: Gwyneth and SJP. Scroll down for more.

All three? Together?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2008 18:52:09 November 5, 2008 18:52:09

Madge plays Dodgers Stadium LA on Thursday night. Allow me a little boast – as I first reported on Monday rumours were circulating that Britney or Justin Timberlake could be joining her. Full Story

Not face, not body

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2008 15:56:00 November 5, 2008 15:56:00

The face or body choice when aging… what did Kate Moss choose? They say her face is now busted, and as you can see from her body, today at Fred Segal in short shorts and her loose skin flappin’ around her legs, there’s much to be desired where her body is concerned. Some fat would plump that out, you know. Full Story

Bangs for acting smart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2008 13:34:22 November 5, 2008 13:34:22

Please. This is Jessica Alba on the New York set of her next movie An Invisible Sign of My Own based on the book of the same name about a trouble young girl who also happens to be a math wiz recruited to teach young students and magic happens. Alba Demon a math wiz? Because she wears bangs and funky clothes? How sh-tty is this script? And how many other actors passed on this role? Because Alba can’t act, no matter how many acting coaches she hires. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2008 12:54:06 November 5, 2008 12:54:06

Star’s first believable cover…because she is this desperate (Dlisted)

Avril Lavigne: punk ass bitch kills cats (Hollywood Tuna)

Taylor Swift > Carrie Underwood AND JailBait Miley (Just Jared)

No one knows this famewhore (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Porny yellow blob (Pop Sugar)

Looking pregnant and AMAZING in jeans (INO)

How Posh will spy on Becks (Holy Moly)

Heather Mills wants Simon Cowell (Cele|bitchy)

Oh Honey Silver Fox (Candy Kirby)

Leo’s problems getting started (IDLYITW)

Where`s Princess AssTalk…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2008 10:42:00 November 5, 2008 10:42:00

When you actually need her??? If there was any time for Katherine Heigl to come out and run her mouth like she loves to do, it would have been yesterday as news spread of Brooke Smith’s firing because ABC couldn’t handle the MiniVan homo hate. And yet the Crown Princess of AssTalk has remained curiously quiet. Full Story

Lloyd can`t marry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2008 09:56:00 November 5, 2008 09:56:00

At least not if he stays in California. Or several other states. The intolerable Prop 8 passed by a narrow margin yesterday banning gay marriage. Here’s Rex Lee, better known as Ari’s long suffering assistant Lloyd, yesterday having lunch after voting. Lloyd looks presciently pouty. Photos from Splashnewsonline.com Full Story