Thanks so much to all of you who attended the Smut Soiree last night! Shiloh came through in the end and parted the clouds just as the guests were arriving! As usual, the incomparable girls from The Society put on a kick ass event. The house was sick, the drinks didn’t stop, Dan Levy is the hotness, and the smut … well the smut was salacious, non? Photos etc to follow soon but suffice to say, you made it our best event so far. And we cannot wait til next year!
Do I suck for saying that I’m finding Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong a little porny? Check out this video - they’re teasing each other, then she grabs him in for a kiss, and I hope they headed home to get busy. Hot. Am all over it.
Even hotter? Another Beckham ad in his undies. It will help on a Thursday that followed a midnight burger at Fran’s with the girls.
Am blogging all day, refresh refresh refresh!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Tiger Woods does not have another woman and Tara Reid isn’t the other woman.
There was an ex clash last night at the Cartier event but everyone stayed civilised. I almost forgot Hilary Duff and Joel Madden used to date. And five minutes after their split he hooked up with Nicole Richie. Then Hil wrote that song and she was all pissy sh-ts until Mike Comrie came along and now it"s all happy happy and no catfights which is great for publicists but the total ass for smutlovers. Full Story
Anne Hathaway is no longer with that man who keeps bouncing cheques… looks like she celebrated her newfound single status with a blunt bob. Me likey. However, frenetic promotion for Get Smart (go go Get Smart!) is perhaps taking its toll. Anne was gaunt and tired today on morning television and appeared much older than mid-twenty. Full Story
Bride, that is. Am still gagging over Mario Lopez’s coronation as the Hottest Bachelor… People Magazine must need money – and lots of it! – to pay for photos of those Holy Twins. Because it smells like they just got bought. Mario Lopez is feeding The Brange. Hilarious. Mario Lopez also has to step off for Katie Holmes. Full Story
Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley are currently promoting The Edge of Love – this is an interview recently during which they went head to head on trivia related to each other. It is SUPER cute. And it also feels authentic. It feels like they way you’d be with your bestie. All the giggling, the competition, the mutual support, the cheating…and especially Keira. Full Story
And Taupe too of course. Taupe is unremarkable. Here’s the family Affleck after eating at a diner yesterday. Ben needs to wear these jeans every day. They look amazing on him. Ben and Jen have been “candid” quite often lately. Almost as though there’s an announcement coming down the pipeline. Full Story
To post pictures of Tom Brady. Even at the UPS store. Even if he doesn’t look at that great. Because I hate his hair and his tall boy pants and that chain attached to his wallet. But it’s the mark of a truly hot man that he’s still hot despite the fact that nothing else is working. Full Story
No really…why? Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen – they should totally be together. Is there a more perfect couple? These assholes deserve each other! It’s a mystery why they split! As you know, they’ve been fighting forever about their kids, over money, terms of the divorce… now a voice message that Charlie left for Denise three years ago that was included in their court documents has somehow leaked to the tabloids. Full Story
Start your day with a dose of Becks in briefs… You saw the black and white version yesterday, now here’s the colour. And one more from the Armani campaign – a taste of what Victoria Beckham is grossly underappreciating. Seriously. This is a man who needs to bounce that body off of some curves, you know? A man who needs to be received with supple, soft breasts. Full Story
Congratulations to Mags on completing your first year of university! So admire that you traded it all in to pursue your passion. Wishing you all the best! To Em D who is getting married in August and couldn’t make it to the Smut Soiree – how’s the neck? Is it better? Sending you a get well hug. Full Story