Smarmy Spittle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2008 09:42:24 December 5, 2008 09:42:24

Gerard Butler took his spittle mouth to the opening of the Avakian boutique in Beverly Hills last night, happily outnumbered by the ladies. Which might explain the smarmy expression all over his face. Sorry. I know I’m only attracted to infants these days – cute little actors who do not cross the Gay Math threshold – but it doesn’t mean I’m not down with the grown men. Full Story

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Carseats don’t photograph well

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2008 08:51:49 December 5, 2008 08:51:49

Self promotion > child safety… After all, if Granny Freeze had had Sunday Rose in a car seat, the paps would not have been able to pull off such a good shot. And above all things, Nicole Kidman must be seen as a doting mother, a woman transformed by her beautiful little girl. Which is why no one has bothered to call her out on it. Full Story

Oh baby, where’s your hair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2008 08:33:10 December 5, 2008 08:33:10

Scott Speedman has buzzed it all off, seen yesterday on the set of a new movie called Funny People. It works on him, his hair is thick enough, but I l prefer it the way it was when I saw him in Cannes in May – suits his personality. Like a major stoner. Our interview with him was right after I broke my arm and I was still wearing my ugly Velcro sling. Full Story

Sponsored Smut: W Network You, Me & Dupree

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2008 08:22:31 December 5, 2008 08:22:31

It’s the movie that started it all. Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson, a relationship supposedly closely overlapping the end of her marriage to Chris Robinson. A relationship full of ups and downs, she left him for Dax Shepherd; allegedly leading to his suicide attempt, followed by a reconciliation 9 months later, only to ultimately end yet again in separation. Full Story

Just friends…who f-ck?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2008 07:55:40 December 5, 2008 07:55:40

Alex Rodriguez opened up for the first time about Madonna exclusively to People Magazine. Of course."I have a lot of respect for her. She's very committed to making the world a better place. She's had an amazing career, and we're friends. Full Story

Fake smile, bright lights

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2008 07:46:51 December 5, 2008 07:46:51

After a whirlwind week, Britney is back in LA and was the not so surprise guest at the Light of Angels Holiday Tree lighting ceremony yesterday. As you can see, she put on her fake Disney smile and guffawed when she thought she was supposed to. I think I hate that fake guffaw more than that fake smile. Full Story

Rich people at a party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2008 07:29:36 December 5, 2008 07:29:36

Last night in London, at the home of some obscenely wealthy investment dude and his socialite wife, a star studded party with a £10,000 entrance fee in support of Darfur victims spearheaded by George Clooney attracted the likes of Bono, Guy Ritchie, Trudie Styler, Cindy Crawford, Matt Damon, Scarlett Johansson, Eva Mendes…and more… for a reported total raised of £10million. Full Story

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December 5, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2008 07:20:00 December 5, 2008 07:20:00

Happy 18th Birthday Dani Emma! Hope you make it to Europe this year! Love from mom and Trenton. To Jennifer aka karaokegirl – Happy Birthday! From Andrew, Christine, and Mike. Haven’t karaoked in ages…will we one day? To Vic turning almost 30 on Sunday – Happy Birthday! All your girls in Vancouver send their best and can’t wait to see you at the Annual Holiday Gift Exchange/Wine Marathon! And finally… Tomorrow marks the 19th anniversary of the Montreal Massacre. Full Story

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Kinda worried about my Mimi Cheese Toe. It wasn’t effortless last night on the Grammy nominations show, was it? No not at all. In fact, it seems like she’ll have to recover for a week from singing just one song. Even her teddy bear toss, which was the best part of her 2 and a half minute appearance, seemed decidedly less Mimi than expected….

Is something wrong with Mimi? Is Mimi maxed out? Or is a mini Mimi tiring out her cheese?

Grammy nominees: yay Adele! And Radiohead! And Michael Cera and Ellen Page!!!

Ugh for the overrated Coldplay. Like, I can’t wait for Chris Martin to screech his way through their live performance.

It’s Thursday – and the GMD’s white wedges came out to play!

Yours in gossip,


Mariah Carey Grammy nominations show

KatE in control?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2008 14:59:38 December 4, 2008 14:59:38

So the GMD and Robo appear on the cover of T: the NY Times Style Magazine due out on Sunday. Each girl gets her own cover, each was interviewed separately, each gushed sugar rape Rossum styles about their love. But first… Katie Holmes insists she can think for herself: "There's a misperception about me that I just became this wallflower, this woman who doesn't have any control of her life. Full Story

And we’re off!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2008 13:34:15 December 4, 2008 13:34:15

I went on about Slumdog Millionaire on Monday. And I’ll keep going on about it every day. Because we’re off and running, it’s awards season, and the National Board of Review just named Slumdog Millionaire Best Film of the year, thereby further strengthening its chances for an Oscar nomination. Full Story