She is besties with Jennifer Aniston. Once a week they cry together over the phone. Which is why it’s been reported that she shunned the Brange in favour of her friend. But Benjamin Button is said by many to be the season’s top contender for Oscar. And how can a possible future Oscar winner NOT be featured on the Mighty Opes? According to her website Full Story
Jessica Simpson went out for dinner the other night with her main ‘mo Ken Paves and he ended up getting hit in the face by a pap camera, gushing blood from his head, requiring a trip to the hospital. He did however have the good sense to tuck Porny into the car before taking care of himself. Is that enough to forgive him for making her look like sh-t all the time? Negative. Full Story
We get it. You’re leaving. Your artistic integrity is being raped by Hollywood. You find fame unsavoury. You cannot bear the hypocrisy, manipulation, the exploitation. You’re going. But if that’s the case, why show up on the red carpet for Chen and your own Two Lovers and make a spectacle of yourself? This is Joaquin Phoenix on Saturday looking super clean and totally sober and refusing to remove the ciggie from his mouth with a message for all of us written across his knuckles: GOOD BYE. Full Story
Pink speaks the truth. She doesn’t think highly of John Mayer. Shocking. Recalling an encounter with him recently, Pink said: "I got into an argument with him. He said something along the lines of, 'I only shag really stupid women', and I said, 'I guess they would have to be. I don't get him and Jennifer at all. Full Story
Britney’s Circus album cover was released on Friday while we were catching the ferry. Aside from the superfans, the consensus has been that the photoshopping is highly underwhelming. Don’t mind the cheesy cheap feel but what’s unsettling about it, for me at least, is that the gauzy, hazy image reminds me of Playboy, and specifically late 70s/early 80s Playboy… like Dorothy Stratten. Full Story
To LFB - congrats on the baby Beatrice! Now you have your own little Queen B. xoxo, g-girls. Happy 24th Birthday Lindsay! A girl who braved dancing at the Madge concert the other night with a sprained ankle sustained during kickboxing – She would be so proud! YOU made it through the wilderness. Full Story
She’s 50! She’s 50 and that bitch did not stop for almost 2 hours.
My best gay Darren and I, we tried to keep up. We worked out our tequila last night with Madonna. Like A Prayer was a full on cardio blast (best part of the show) but still she kicked our asses.
Almost cried at the updated version of Borderline - a cheesy corndog thing to say but we’ve been with her for 25 years. It’s not just the music…it’s the memories too, you know?
Oh Madge, you have no equal. It was an amazing show… despite the fact that the sound was sh-t. And it’s the same venue they’re planning for the 2010 Games opening ceremony. Seriously, fix that business.
And … don’t mean to be judgy but…
Who are the people at a Madonna concert staying seated the ENTIRE time?
It’s Friday – apologies in advance for the light posting today as we rush to catch the ferry, headed to our annual anniversary spot to celebrate 7 years on Sunday. Sorry to suck off on a Friday but we want to last longer than Madonna and Guy. Forgive?
Will be blogging as usual from there starting Monday.
Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Ritchie P – LOVED our little encounter last night. We’ll have to do it again soon. Junos late March 2009. See you there or before!
PPS. B1 is not Jessica Biel or Lindsay Lohan. B2 is not Scarlett Johansson or Kate Bosworth. Rachel McAdams is not a warring bitch but it doesn’t means she wasn’t a casualty.
Robert Pattinson again in Rome promoting Twilight with that hair and now he appears to have developed a pants problem. No one his age, his height, and his build should be unable to wear jeans. Unfortunately he’s wearing his jeans poorly. Nothing unsexier than a poorly worn pair of jeans. Then again, in the book, Edward Cullen pulls off his sweater and shows off some kind of while collared sleeveless shirt… Ew! Ew! No wonder he’s her Edward. Full Story
Love them. Love when an outfit is all about the shoe. This is Lindsay Lohan last night in New York at some party wearing unremarkable on top and blue lined black patent leather booties cut wide round the ankle. As mentioned yesterday, she looks amazing lately. No dirty face, weave is reasonably clean, and her eyes haven’t looked too buggy either. Full Story
As you’ve probably heard, Terrence Howard has dropped out of Iron Man 2. Apparently he wanted too much money and a personal ass wiper assigned to him at all times. Marvel told him to beat it. It’s now confirmed that Don Cheadle has stepped into the role of Rhodey for BOTH the Iron Man sequel AND The Avengers taking him well into 2011 and possibly more. Full Story