Everything but the legs and bones

June 12, 2008 11:33:07 Posted at June 12, 2008 11:33:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Moss in Berlin promoting her fragrance Velvet Hour. Am all over the outfit especially those flats, it’s just… she’s making me hungry. There’s healthy skinny (Gisele) and then there’s starvation skinny (Posh) and then there’s cracked out starvation skinny (Amy Winehouse). Full Story

Prunes are good for poo…and smiles!

June 12, 2008 10:45:00 Posted at June 12, 2008 10:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We’re all adults here so let’s not be squeamish. I have had experience with prunes. Prune juice is disgusting but they are very effective for those who have certain issues. I have had those issues my whole life. And we Chinese are weird. We like to suck on the dried salty ones like popcorn in movies. Full Story

Lola’s Time is Coming

June 12, 2008 09:29:45 Posted at June 12, 2008 09:29:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The last time I wrote about Lourdes Leon I noted that she wants it. She’s tasted it next to her mother, and she will hunger for it in no time…if not already. Madonna gave an exclusive interview to Hello Canada and was asked about her daughter’s aspirations. Full Story


June 12, 2008 07:40:04 Posted at June 12, 2008 07:40:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What in the ass were they smoking at Forbes? Forbes has just released their Celebrity 100. Not surprisingly, Oprah checked in at #1. Angelina was #3 right behind Tiger at #2 who tees off at the US Open this morning and Brad finished #10. Will Oprah ever talk to Angelina? Or will she keep her loyalties to Jennifer Aniston at #17? The list will confound you in many ways. Full Story

Gran on the Runway?

June 12, 2008 07:12:46 Posted at June 12, 2008 07:12:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Word is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been asked to appear on Project Runway which could explain why she’s hitting the gym so much – to slim down as soon as possible after the baby arrives. That is if she’s really pregnant. I’m joking! She is TOTALLY pregnant! As for what Gran’s involvement would be on Runway… am thinking she’d best be suited in a guest judge capacity. Full Story

Zune Exclusive Givewaway!

June 12, 2008 06:54:11 Posted at June 12, 2008 06:54:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Microsoft is jumping into the digital media player market and is introducing Zune, available in Canada starting tomorrow, Friday June 13th. Zune include mp3/video/photoplayer, wireless syncing and sharing capabilities, laser-engraved customization options, and an FM radio. Full Story

No Shelf on the Carpet

June 12, 2008 06:44:20 Posted at June 12, 2008 06:44:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The PipWeasel last night on the carpet for the premiere of The Love Guru which – maybe it’s just me – looks like total ass. Even the trailer. Get Smart instead, ok? After all, Steve Carell deserves it more than Mike Myers. And at least Steve isn’t a crazy unfunny bitch on set. Full Story

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The Day The Earth Stood Still...and Flat

June 12, 2008 06:23:25 Posted at June 12, 2008 06:23:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Beckhams took their kids to Disneyland yesterday… Posh did NOT wear heels. You might say – so what? Who wears heels to Disneyland? Actually… SHE has worn heels to Disneyland. She did it last year. What’s with the flipflops then? And the baggy ass jeans? Is it possible that Victoria Beckham did not want to be photographed? Please. Full Story

The Brad Complex

June 12, 2008 06:12:05 Posted at June 12, 2008 06:12:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Chris Martin on the cover of Rolling Stone promoting Coldplay’s latest Viva La Vida. Surprisingly enough, Chris, who adamantly refuses to discuss his wife Gwyneth Paltrow, actually alludes to her past relationship with Brad Pitt. When discussing ambition and where he finds inspiration, Chris said: "You"ve got to be hungry. Full Story