JailBait tests your self control

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2009 06:39:49 April 27, 2009 06:39:49

Only Emmy Rossum makes me feel this violent. It’s wrong – of course it is. I KNOW. But I challenge you. I challenge you to watch JailBait Miley Cyrus on Jonathan Ross last Friday, in London to promote Hannah Montana, and come out the other side without wanting to slap her beat-me mouth. Full Story

Maggie getting married

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2009 06:20:27 April 27, 2009 06:20:27

Everyone’s getting married on location! Page Six is reporting that Maggie Gyllenhaal will marry Peter Sarsgaard in Italy in May. Maggie and Peter are parents to 2 year old Ramona, have been together forever, seem very well suited, and are both extremely well respected among their peers though chances are, their wedding style will be significantly more low key than Salma and M Pinault. Full Story

Salma’s A List

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2009 06:14:52 April 27, 2009 06:14:52

A Venetian setting, two masked balls, an elaborate themed menu, Salma Hayek said recently that she thought spending $2 million on the occasion would be ridiculous. Well, it didn’t cost quite $2 million. But it certainly wasn’t cheap. And her wedding guest list was impressive. Many, many A listers, a few Bs, some politicians, socialites – all there for Salma? Well… She married a man who runs the company that owns Balenciaga and Gucci. Full Story

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Tom, Gisele, and baby in Vancouver!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2009 05:39:42 April 27, 2009 05:39:42

Bridget Moynihan is in town shooting Ramona and Beezus with Selena Gomez. So newlyweds Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen flew in for a couple of days to spend time with the baby. It was beautiful in Vancouver on Friday. They spent the afternoon exploring the city, took the ferry over to Granville Island, chased pigeons on the pier – as you can see from these exclusives, they’re sickeningly gorgeous all three. Full Story

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April 27, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2009 05:20:56 April 27, 2009 05:20:56

Happy Birthday Lauren S! With love from all your Toronto, London, and Waterloo friends! Happy birthday "princess" Beth and congratulations on scoring a triathlon personal best! Can't believe you had a baby so few months ago! (Take that JLo) From Squawkfox!  Full Story

Friday, April 24, 2009

Dear Gossips,

A personal note to start with today – please indulge. Because My cousin Cat gave birth to a very big boy yesterday! Sasha David Chew weighed in at 9 lbs 8 ounces! Substantial for a regular sized person but for those of us who know her, this is extraordinary. Because she is tiny. Like TINY – 105 pre-pregnancy. MAX. And she carried him around like a champion even though he waited til the last possible moment to come out before they induced. Sasha does things on his own time. And I LOVE the name.

As for your questions about my mother: yeah she showed up yesterday at the studio. With a friend. Dressed in blinding yellow, carrying a thermos of Chinese soup and 2 papayas in a Bulgari shopping bag which she then asked me to RETURN TO HER. When my colleagues told her it was nice to the person they’d read so much about, she turned to Mrs Hong afterwards and said: what if I get recognised at the casino?

We are having dinner tonight. Apparently making ice wine is the new Chinese lady hobby of the month, on top of their regular Chinese opera lessons. She has 3 bottles ready for me. Great. Gross. Just how I wanted to start the weekend.

Late articles were posted yesterday – scroll down to view.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Where is your spanish cheese?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2009 14:06:00 April 24, 2009 14:06:00

We must speak of Adrien Brody in these terms: B.E.: before Elsa and D.E.: during Elsa Elsa of course refers to Elsa Pataky, the love of his life, for whom he bought that fake castle in upstate New York and with whom he keeps posing for lame sh-t photos in Hello Magazine. Gone was the image we had of him: chill, great actor, not a cheesedick. Full Story

Blair Scout

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2009 11:52:09 April 24, 2009 11:52:09

This will hurt Duana I think. It’s Leighton Meester last night at the Chloe opening in LA. Blair Waldorf would not approve. The gaping at the chest looks skanky. And heavy. This is a small girl. It’s doing nothing for her body. Next up: Scout LaRue Willis. Rumey’s sister – it’s her turn! She’s cute, non? Scout turns 18 this year and made her debut at the Crillon Bal last November in Paris. Full Story

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Salma’s friends and ex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2009 09:43:00 April 24, 2009 09:43:00

Salma Hayek is getting married again this weekend. She and Francois Henri Pinault did the low key city hall thing in Paris a couple of months ago and are splashing it out for a reception in Venice. News of the event broke earlier this week and many celebrities have now been spotted in town preparing for the festivities including Woody Harrelson, Olivier Martinez, David Blaine (?), and… Edward Norton. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2009 09:27:16 April 24, 2009 09:27:16

When trash fights trash (Dlisted)

No to the fringe, yes to the dress (Hollywood Tuna)

How will the tabloids spin Brad’s visit? Delivering divorce papers? (Just Jared)

Rehab can’t cure ghetto abs! (Pop Sugar)

Begging Justin Timberlake – and it’s not Shelfy Biel (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

RJD’s ego (INO)

Lilo dips below 100 (Cele|bitchy)

I don’t care about her but she has a nice body (The Superficial)

What it means to “spoon” a nose (ASL)

LipGloss has an imposter! (ONTD)

Vicious love cycle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2009 08:35:12 April 24, 2009 08:35:12

Perhaps her appearance on Ellen was a love appeal. This is Lindsay Lohan arriving at Samantha Ronson’s. Photo agency date stamp says this morning. At press time it’s not even 8am in LA. Must have been another sleepless night for Lilo. Cranked. Meanwhile Samantha has changed her status on Facebook Full Story