CoCo > Kardashian (Dlisted)
Supermodel Milk Maid (Hollywood Tuna)
Disney GayFace in the shower (Just Jared)
Christian Bale. That’s all. (Pop Sugar)
Becks can’t help himself (IDLYITW)
Halloween costume idea: Asian rub’n’tug whore (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Russell Brand loyalty (Holy Moly)
Like he has a choice? (INO)
The Beckhams… superheroes??? (Cele|bitchy)
Oh Katie… oh no… (Webster’s is my Bitch)
Thinner than ever in New York (look at the legs) with Samantha yesterday, here’s Lindsay Lohan in grey tights and a wicked leather jacket and bag hopping on the subway with the paps…because she’s just so real? Admittedly though, she does look great. Makes me angry to say that – that she can be unhealthy but not necessary unattractive. Full Story
Prince William and Prince Harry totally represented last night at Bond, personally inviting 200 sailors and airmen as their guests of honour to raise money for various military charities. The Young Royals spent time chatting amiably with their comrades and posing for pictures, both at ease and appearing to enjoy their public responsibilities. Full Story
The Dame. Who else? This is Judi Dench last night at Bond – LOVE the bedazzled 007 tattoo at the nape of her neck and you will note, even her poppy has been tricked out! Bitch turns 74 in December. Doesn’t look a day over 60. And she’s currently working on Nine in the role of Liliane La Fleur, previously played on Broadway by Eartha Kitt and Chita Rivera. Full Story
Happy belated Birthday Katie D! Thanks for showing Vera the smut and hope yesterday’s amazingness extends all the way to the weekend. And thank you all for your well wishes and emails for Marcus. We, my husband and I, are very touched. He, on the other hand, because he has a bad attitude, couldn’t give a sh-t. Full Story
My girl crush Gab Free sent me Chelsea Handler’s book a few months ago – Are You There Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea. Of course Gab’s recommendation was right on. And of course Chelsea Handler is amazing … but if you don’t have time to read the book, her six minute interview with T.I. (for whom I harbour achy burns) will give you a great snapshot.
She calls them on their celebrity bullsh-t, and they keep coming back. T.I. was totally game, which is cool, but can you imagine if more talk show hosts were willing to be this straight up in your face candid? Love her.
The part when they’re discussing “his situation”? It will make your life.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz are not besties in bed.
PPS. B1 is not Scarjo. B2 is not Anne Hathaway.
It’s the 2nd PSA following the highly successful Don’t Vote video. And there are a few hidden gems. Look for the GMD and Will Smith whispering together looking awfully comfortable doing it. The GMD also tries to be sarcastic. In the end he ends up the way he always is: a one note actor. And of course… Pipsqueak’s ego makes an appearance. Full Story