Tiffany gift for Country Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 14:19:00 March 9, 2009 14:19:00

Exclusive. Sunday afternoon. Ottawa Holt Renfrew. Like Canada’s Neiman Marcus. Sort of. Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators, he’s the cute Canadian dating that country bitch Carrie Underwood, Mike’s at the Tiffany counter with $5,000 pendant necklace in his hand. He pays, it’s wrapped, off he goes. Full Story

Rob last night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 12:49:04 March 9, 2009 12:49:04

Here you go ladies…thanks MP! Last night Robert Pattinson hit up a local club in Vancouver and was kind enough to pose with a beautiful girl. Doesn’t look like he minded at a ll. It’s probably the best I’ve seen him look in a long time. Hot. Almost. Because his mouth isn’t open. Full Story

Karl is disgusted

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 11:40:42 March 9, 2009 11:40:42

Paris Fashion Week. At the Karl Lagerfeld show. Beth Ditto sat in the front row. Love her. Because she knows who she is and won’t change. Not even in the face of a bitchbeating fan. Le Karl suffered through a photo opportunity with her. Does he look like he needs to throw up again? Can you hear him? But that woman, but her body. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 11:13:16 March 9, 2009 11:13:16

I don’t understand his shoes. Explain to me his shoes (Dlisted)

What exactly does she do??? (Hollywood Tuna)

Do you want to smell like a punk ass poseur? (Just Jared)

I miss real movie stars. She is a real movie star (Pop Sugar)

Punishment for breaking my arm: dating a dude who looks like this (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Fergie Ferg. The shoes. I die. (INO)

Is the Mighty Opes sitting on the fence??? (Cele|bitchy)

Rosario Dawson dominatrix (IDLYITW)

Chicken Fried – is that her real hair? (ICYDK)

Lilo’s bony arms and clavicle in Miami. At a party. Where else? (A Socialite's Life)

Sit DOWN Panettiere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 09:27:57 March 9, 2009 09:27:57

Little bitch, big ego, needs to sit the f-ck DOWN. Hayden Panettiere was on the carpet at an event in Hawaii the other day. It was a fundraiser for a local hospital. The press was there. This is why SHE was there. To PROMOTE the cause. Hayden was crusty from the moment she arrived, barking at photographers to “back up!” when she arrived at the step and repeat. Full Story

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Toxic tweaky love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 08:32:08 March 9, 2009 08:32:08

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were in Santa Monica together yesterday dining together at the Ivy by the Shore obviously unable to stay apart. Or maybe she hasn’t found anyone better to launch off to yet. Unfortunately the night after they hung out Robert Pattinson took off for Vancouver. She’ll have to wait for weekend visits. Full Story

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The Acting Simpson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 07:11:15 March 9, 2009 07:11:15

One has a career in the crapper and is divorced, the other is a new mom, is married, and has a much more promising future as an actor… Ashlee Simpson will be joining Melrose Place. The new Melrose Place. Ugh. There are so many great writers with so many great show pitches, NEW show pitches, and they insist on resurrecting the past. Full Story

Porny in a corset

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 07:03:26 March 9, 2009 07:03:26

Am still snotty and miserable with this cold but seeing Porny put a smile on my face. Isn’t she wonderful? I love her so much. Jessica Simpson on stage at the Florida Strawberry Festival this weekend in Plant City, Florida in her daisy dukes and a long corset holding it all in and showing off her toned, muscular legs. Full Story

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The shape of Beyonce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 06:54:19 March 9, 2009 06:54:19

Our friends Fiona and Kiu came over on Saturday night for a quick visit. At one point Kiu declared that Beyonce now occupies 4 out of the 5 spots on his Freebie Five. He watched her at the Oscars and was enthralled by her body. He was all like – now that’s a real woman’s body and it’s all natural. Full Story

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Becks gets and pays for what he wants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 06:41:41 March 9, 2009 06:41:41

David Beckham wanted to stay with AC Milan. And he’s getting what he wants. The LA Galaxy has agreed to let him play in Italy until the end of the season May 31st at which point he may represent England in 2 World Cup qualifiers before reporting back to the Galaxy in the US for the second part of their season. Full Story

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