Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2008 08:00:08 October 31, 2008 08:00:08

Porny’s Private Valentine is actually not a porn (Dlisted)

Heidi rips off Ebola (Hollywood Tuna)

Weird. To me she looked like Jennifer Lopez last night (Just Jared)

Gisele is hurting me (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The City…of anorexics? Look at their legs! (Pop Sugar)

Becks is black and gay (Holy Moly)

Want Kate Hudson’s travel boots (INO)

Defending Xenu (Cele|bitchy)

Love Gwen with pale lips (The Blemish)

How young, attractive women are dressing…? (IDLYITW)

Sponsored Smut: The Breakup on W Network

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2008 07:54:12 October 31, 2008 07:54:12

They are the 2 words that now define Jennifer Aniston, eclipsing even the popularity of Friends and her universally admired haircut. She is now known exclusively for sucking at love and breaking up...over and over and over again. Literally. Three break ups (Brad, Vince, John...and more John soon) and one movie: The Break Up. Full Story

The Naked Holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2008 07:39:41 October 31, 2008 07:39:41

When did Halloween become an excuse to take your clothes off and call it a costume? Actually, applying that criteria, every day must be Halloween for Mariah Carey. Check out Miss Cheese last night undressed as a fireman with her husband Nick Cannon in New York for a party. I’m sorry. I know. It’s a bad example and not good for the children but … this sh-t makes my life. Full Story

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Madonna sneaking around

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2008 07:17:00 October 31, 2008 07:17:00

This thing with ARod… it’s baffling. So Page Six is reporting that Madonna and Alex Rodriguez have enlisted the services of their wealthy friends to help them spend time together undercover. Full Story

October 31, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2008 07:11:00 October 31, 2008 07:11:00

To Kellie S – Happy 46th Birthday on Sunday! It’s a lucky day, non? Congratulations to Erin in Calgary – getting called to your second Bar! Kim, Tami, Sara, and Christina are thinking of you fondly and are so very proud! Happy B-day Briony! 29 is NOT old.  Full Story

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Tonight. Vancouver. Touched for the very first time.

My main ‘mo Darren and I have been flapping about this for weeks. And we are not alone. They are coming from far and wide…

See you there?

Daniel Craig loves Satsuki Mitchell. Like really, really loves her. More on that below.

It’s Thursday – am blogging til Madonna.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Body Over Baby is not Marcia Cross.
PPS. Kate Hudson is not a warring bitch. Neither is Kristin Bell, even though she totally could be.

Edward likes models

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2008 14:23:11 October 30, 2008 14:23:11

It’s always a Brazilian model, non? Oh those Twilight super fans. Those message board moms have been wailing into their keyboards lately. Because Robert Pattinson is supposed to be Edward Cullen. And “dazzling” Edward Cullen, in the books, who could have any girl he wants, fell in love with someone regular. Full Story

She runs???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2008 14:12:15 October 30, 2008 14:12:15

Who’s a bigger liar? Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman…or Posh and her concrete tits? Gran claims she’s not motivated by vanity. That she doesn’t fuss about her looks. Right. And now Victoria. Yesterday I reported that Victoria’s body will be representing the new Armani women’s underwear line Full Story

Reading Granny’s Diary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2008 12:28:32 October 30, 2008 12:28:32

In the sweet name of things that still move… give us courage to look upon the face of Granny Freeze on the cover of Parade Magazine. It is the future. And the future is frozen. How can she cry when she probably botoxed her tear ducts too? Anyway, it’s now the beginning of the Australia onslaught. Full Story

Ordinary Kate Moss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2008 10:57:06 October 30, 2008 10:57:06

I like it. At the airport today with Jamie Hince (still can’t believe she hasn’t got back with Pete Doherty) headed for LA. Shorter hair, fresh face, and a smile… looks good on her, non? Wonder what she’s so happy about. Do a bump in the Rolls? They were dropped off in one at Heathrow. Full Story

Courteney Cougar Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2008 09:50:43 October 30, 2008 09:50:43

She has a new job. Unlike her peers, Courteney Cox appears to be willing to embrace her 40s. Same cannot be said for Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman who, three years YOUNGER than Courteney, is botox bent on pretending she’s still an infant. Just announced – Courteney is starring in a new tv pilot called Cougar Town playing a newly single mother of a teenager trolling for younger men, smartly choosing to stay in television…where she belongs. Full Story