Dry Bitter Melon Peels needs The Secret?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2008 18:18:11 October 28, 2008 18:18:11

Last month on my birthday I broke my goddess charm – a red string pendant I’ve worn around my neck for years. It was moldy and frayed and still, I had it with me on every occasion, even the dress up ones. And then I dropped it and it cracked and for an entire night I couldn’t reach my mother and, paralysed with fear, I spent the evening of my 35th birthday living as though it would be my last. Full Story

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Singing > Acting and Liv too?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2008 16:16:02 October 28, 2008 16:16:02

The most awkward, uncomfortable clip ever… a thousand times more so than The Office, UK version, because no one is more is better at creating those moments like Ricky Gervais. Except for Joaquin Phoenix. Only he’s for real. As mentioned earlier, JP was at a charity benefit last night looking like ass. Full Story

The Irishman with a cinched waist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2008 13:13:03 October 28, 2008 13:13:03

Duana’s Irish so she likes ‘em Irish. I’m a horny bitch so I like ‘em horny. Rarely do we share the same taste in boys but we find common ground in Colin Farrell. Hey baby, your waist is so small. Here he is today in Rome promoting Pride and Glory, all greased up and dirty, standing sex in roughed up boots, with a cheeky trilby placed just so, as ready for a 70 year old as he is for a young tart just made legal… All this and he’s not even talking. Full Story

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The Influential Market

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2008 12:53:32 October 28, 2008 12:53:32

The Olsens at their book launch today – some kind of coffee table piece, something to do with what influences them style wise…but marketed to whom? Do you really need to know where MK found her billionaire street urchin flavoured inspiration? I’ve no problem ripping off her vibe now and again but I don’t give a sh-t where it came from… Do you? Maybe if you’re 15, right? Therein lies the rub: they can never grow up. Full Story

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Edward indeed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2008 12:35:00 October 28, 2008 12:35:00

Twilight. Are you ready for it? Because if you think High School Musical is bad, it’s about to get a lot worse. HSM, for the most part, is relegated to children. Twilight on the other hand is all ages and universal. 14 year olds dreaming of vampires, and 30 something mothers of 2 spending all day on message boards fantasising about fictional vegetarian bloodsuckers. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2008 12:06:14 October 28, 2008 12:06:14

Grumpy douche in faded purple jeans (Dlisted)

More talented but infinitely less interesting (Hollywood Tuna)

Plucked at 11? No… not Ali Lohan (Just Jared)

The Body loves the Happy (IDLYITW)

Gisele sings – the video! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Baby Harlow at the pumpkin patch! (Pop Sugar)

Elvis meets the twins (Holy Moly)

Drew’s directorial style (INO)

Will she take her makeup off for Halloween (Cele|bitchy)

Our CHOOPy Europe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2008 10:05:00 October 28, 2008 10:05:00

What is CHOOP? CHOOP is not GOOP. CHOOP is the antithesis of GOOP. GOOP is a night at a hotel no one can afford. GOOP is accessorising with Chopard. GOOP is using tuna steaks for tuna sandwiches. GOOP is emailing Deepak Chopra for a tea leaf interpretation whenever your daughter has a bad dream. In other words, GOOP is what Gwynnie would do. Full Story

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The Batman wins an award

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2008 08:31:00 October 28, 2008 08:31:00

Not sure which one. And it doesn’t matter. All that matters is that this is Christian Bale last night at the Hollywood Film Festival alongside The Dark Knight director Christopher Nolan and it’s been a long time because of course he’s intensely private, even though he lives in LA, he manages to stay under the radar which just goes to show you it is indeed possible so f&ck off Ben Affleck and the others for complaining about the intrusion when the truth is you go courting it every day anyway. Full Story

Angie under the radar?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2008 08:10:40 October 28, 2008 08:10:40

Had to laugh this morning after reading the opening line of the Angelina Jolie article on People.com: “She may be the most photographed woman in the world. But even Angelina Jolie can fly under the radar.” Why is this news? Been blogging about it for years. Full Story

That’s all?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2008 07:37:12 October 28, 2008 07:37:12

That’s all she’s got? That’s all she brought? No one cared about Easy Virtue at TIFF. Like seriously, it came and went and received rather tepid reviews and Shelf Ass had to restrategise. Next thing you know, she and Pipsqueak are photographed every f-cking day on holiday in Rome Coincidence or conspiracy? Now the studio is pushing her out hard front and centre as the driving force for the film. Full Story

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Old Hag Halloween

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2008 07:13:08 October 28, 2008 07:13:08

Here’s 30 year old Ali Lohan trying to look like a teenager again at the Animals Fair Magazine Halloween Party last night. I think her costume was a cat. A skanky cat. A cat with a see through top showing off her abs and tacky ass acrylic nails. Ali also appears to be borrowing her sister’s dirty face. Full Story

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