May 19, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2009 04:06:06 May 19, 2009 04:06:06

Happy Birthday Bora! Have heard you’ll be called to the bar in June – congratulations! Asma and your friends are very proud of you. Here's to Erin - wishing you a super smutty birthday and many more nights of disorderly debriefings. -Melanie (Kathe and Bethany too!). And if you’re in Edmonton, there’s only ONE thing to do on Thursday night: Meet Jim Cuddy & Greg Keelor. Full Story

Monday, May 18, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Am blogging from Cannes after a Grey Goose fueled weekend. Epic party on Saturday night. Obviously Taylor Kitsch didn’t hurt. Details later. Laura and I have decided that free flowing vodka in a French castle is the only way to live. Follow our Cannes shenanigans on my Twitter here or click on the new Twitter icon on the navigation bar.

Everyone here is bracing for the Brange. Angelina is coming in for a quick carpet walk and hopefully some Pitt Porn. The Inglourious Basterds premiere is Wednesday, then Brad has two days of press ending Friday. Not known if she’ll be staying for the duration.

Elsewhere this weekend– Portman goes out of her way to put down Penn romance reports and Goopy supports her husband. Also… couldn’t resist… New Kids boat cruise! And yes, Twilight photos too.

Blogging from the Croisette all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,


She’s not beige

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2009 09:49:00 May 18, 2009 09:49:00

Elizabeth Banks. See I thought she was a beige person. Not particularly exciting. But Cannes, Cannes brings out the real drama. And often the real bitch. So no, she’s definitely not beige. She just might be the next Sharon Stone. At the Grey Goose event on Saturday night… Have to describe the setting: So it’s a chateau. Full Story

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Christmas in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2009 06:35:00 May 18, 2009 06:35:00

They say there’s a recession but you wouldn’t know it here in Cannes. They say the studios have scaled back a fair bit. It’s my fourth year, so far it doesn’t seem so different, but then again, I’m not wheeling and dealing in backrooms. Whatever’s happened on the hustle however doesn’t seem have made a difference on the Croisette. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2009 05:51:36 May 18, 2009 05:51:36

Douche & Lipstick (Dlisted)

You will feel better about your body. I promise (Hollywood Tuna)

Rachel Weisz gorgeous in green (Just Jared)

The Alba Bitch canNOT drive (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Damn. That is ROUGH Chicken Fried Britney (Pop Sugar)

He’s hot as a blonde, non? (INO)

Jen’s movie sucks, and another Brad doesn’t want her – time for a pity party! (Cele|bitchy)

Exterminating Ebola will be much more expensive (The Superficial)

I don’t like my Matt Saracen this hairy (ASL)

Brad Pitt pre-Cannes (ICYDK)


Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2009 05:30:31 May 18, 2009 05:30:31

Am all for the New Kids, totally. But have to say, these pictures are a little embarrassing. Or maybe it’s just me. Apparently doing the boat thing is where it’s at these days. John Mayer, right? This weekend NKOTB launched their cruise in Miami, bringing back 80s cheese for photographers. Full Story

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GOOPy Groupie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2009 05:08:28 May 18, 2009 05:08:28

Coldplay performed in West Palm Beach, Florida on Friday and guess who was in the audience? A casual Gwyneth, wearing her Kab string, came along to support her husband, now that they’ve weathered the latest round of divorce rumours and have appeared to come out stronger the other side. G looks relaxed and happy after several weeks of shooting on Iron Man 2 in Los Angeles. Full Story

You already had a squeaker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2009 03:16:00 May 18, 2009 03:16:00

Please Cam…no. She already dated a pipsqueak in Justin Timberlake. Now word is she’s single again having broken up with Jennifer Aniston’s former faux beau and is hooking up with… Adam Levine. Helium balls. Gross. They had lunch at the Chateau Marmont. Photos here.  Full Story

No Penn for Portman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2009 02:45:00 May 18, 2009 02:45:00

Good. There were alarming reports that originated from Star Magazine about them making out, Natalie Portman and Sean Penn and in an uncharacteristic move, Portman has released a statement telling Extra Full Story

Canadians in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2009 02:17:00 May 18, 2009 02:17:00

Saturday night, Grey Goose party at the Chateau de la Napoule. A real chateau. Not some fake Adrien Brody upstate New York cheese ass girlfriend sh-t. Legit French chateau, spectacular setting. Grey Goose parties are the best. If you ever get invited to one, put aside everything and go. Be like Tara Reid and book on points. Full Story

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Brand and Basketball

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2009 01:23:49 May 18, 2009 01:23:49

Russell Brand heading to the Laker game on Sunday. F-ck he’s disgusting. Hilariously, nastily disgusting. But why should I judge who you want to shamef-ck? If he is indeed your shamef-ck … giv’er. But never tell. How about Adam Levine? Is he your shamef-ck? For the benefit of those new to the site: I hate Maroon 5. Full Story

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