Action Jolie!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 09:19:47 March 5, 2009 09:19:47

Angelina Jolie on the set of Salt today in Washington DC filming what looks like a chase scene. She is gorgeous as a blonde. Also appears much younger, non? Liev Schreiber is also pictured. As you may have seen earlier this week, the Jolie is trying out new hair styles in her role as an exiled spy. The studio has been rather hasty releasing the images, hyping the project more than year before its release to build anticipation among Brangelunatics. Full Story

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Celebrity agriculture

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 08:19:01 March 5, 2009 08:19:01

Rachel Bilson and her betrothed Hayden Christensen spotted in Malibu yesterday after lunch. His legs look skinnier than hers. And she’s TINY. Ew. Anyway, Hayden and Rachel have been spending a lot of time in Ontario working on his farmhouse. Am also told that they’ve also been visiting local breeders looking for a dog that can herd all their goats. Full Story

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She’s a lucky motherf-cker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 07:26:00 March 5, 2009 07:26:00

Oh such language, Gwyneth. What will the MiniVan think of such language? It’s Thursday. It’s GOOP Day. Another newsletter, another f-cking recipe. This time, she cusses during her opening paragraph – of course she’s cussing the context of being fortunate enough to have dinner cooked for her by Mario Batali in the presence of Emeril Lagasse. Full Story

Oscar goes everywhere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 07:15:00 March 5, 2009 07:15:00

This is for the gays and the girls who love them, especially my Morley who emails me once a week claiming first dibs on Dustin Lance Black. DLB won an Oscar for writing Milk – have you seen it yet? Probably not. And why not??? Anyway, as you can see, DLB is beautiful. According to some, he’s also acting kinda obnoxiously. Full Story

Robo Beads

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 06:54:41 March 5, 2009 06:54:41

Katie Holmes on the NY set of The Extra Man last night wearing beads on one side of her head and very little makeup while shooting a scene with a rather attractive co-star. He’s cute, right? And they suit each other great, right? Oh it’s just a movie… But that shot of him making her laugh with his script still in his hand, if we were to play Photo Assumption – our favourite game! – I’d say that’s a girl who’s discovering flirting again. Full Story

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March 5, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 06:35:41 March 5, 2009 06:35:41

To Kaitlin – heard it’s been a rough go lately. Wishing you good luck and a quick turn and Kate hopes you’ll stay in Toronto! Happy Birthday Sam from your fiancé Scott! Missed this one while in Vegas…Happy Birthday to Carol from your sister Laura! 3 months in Central America! Very jealous. Full Story

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Dear Gossips,

She’s back.

Britney is back.

And while there were a few minor glitches, last night’s Circus Tour opening in New Orleans was a resounding success. Put it this way, one of his clip on nails did not fall off midway through the performance.

Photos and video below. And if you were there, write me with your experience! Can’t wait til April 8th when she hits Vancouver.

Scroll down for late posts from yesterday re: Megan Fox and John Mayer’s missed chance.

Wednesday – online all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Iman >>>>>>>>>>> Heidi Klum. Seriously. It’s sad to me that Canadians are the only ones who get to enjoy Project Runway Canada because once you’ve tasted Iman, you don’t want to taste anyone else. She had us – my husband and I! – trembling in fear and awe for 2 hours after the show last night. That’s right, my husband and I. This ball scratching, hockey loving, video game addicted stank of a man loves Project Runway Canada. And if you’re not watching, you are doing yourself a major disservice. If you can spend 2 hours on that stupid f*cking Bachelor, you can spend an hour on one of the best reality challenge shows not just in Canada but on television, period.

PPS. His & Her Anorexia is not about the GMD and Robo. Too obvious. Also not Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.

PPPS. Congratulations Emily J, winner of the Oscar Annual Contest! Emily correctly predicted 21/24 categories tied with 3 others but submitted the earliest. Enjoy your Stella!

Update: Internet Explorer 6 users - we are looking at a picture viewer issue that has come up likely as a result of some recent updates to IE 6.  Hope to have it resolved shortly.  In the meantime, upgrading to newer version (IE 7) or Firefox solves the problem.

Cam gets prettier…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2009 19:00:24 March 4, 2009 19:00:24

While Shelfy gets more and more unattractive – have you noticed? Back in the day, curiously enough, when Cam was dating Pip, I didn't think she was attractive either. Must be his effect on women. Because it was like as soon as they split, the improvement happened right away. And she was MUCH less crusty too. Full Story

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Public Enemies not lovers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2009 15:13:05 March 4, 2009 15:13:05

When it’s done right, and lately often it’s not done right, but when it’s done right, acting truly is art. Like Marion Cotillard and Johnny Depp. A new, kick f-cking ass trailer for Public Enemies has just been released and their chemistry is ridiculous. Yes, he’s happy with Vanessa and there is/was no way. Full Story

Welcome home Salma!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2009 13:06:59 March 4, 2009 13:06:59

Salma Hayek returned to Paris today and was met at the airport by her husband Francois Henri Pinault. Cute right? Many of you, your first reaction will be – oh he’s not attractive at all. Me I’ve seen worse. And from some angles he looks like Daniel Craig. This is a compliment. Besides, you know she can basically walk into Balenciaga and start yelling at people to put things for her in a bag, right? Not that that should be everything in life but our Salma, she’s a pragmatist. Full Story

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Wednesday is Friday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2009 12:45:08 March 4, 2009 12:45:08

Not sure about you but this week feels like forever. And it’s only Wednesday. So here’s a little Taylor Kitsch to ease the ride over the hump. Oh la. Taylor in TV Guide, a new interview promoting the criminally underrated Friday Night Lights and his upcoming role at Gambit in Wolverine. The most important question – does he have a girlfriend? Deep breath… NO. Full Story