Self spinning drama

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2009 07:42:52 January 6, 2009 07:42:52

And she has to do it for herself. Because it’s not like she has a job or anything. So her publicist has nothing to promote. As such, on top of all her other daily activities – shopping, melting down, smoking, getting cranked – she’s now charged with the task of spinning her own drama, making sure she still has some of your attention. Full Story

Golden Vagina Virgins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2009 07:11:22 January 6, 2009 07:11:22

Skew younger, skew younger. This is the message. So did Robert Pattinson decline? They wanted him as a presenter, instead the Hollywood Foreign Press Association confirmed this morning that the Vagina Virgin Jonas Brothers would make an appearance on Sunday to pad their ratings – you know the zygotes will tune in. Full Story

Milk Bromance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2009 07:05:41 January 6, 2009 07:05:41

Josh Brolin was ignored by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association for a Golden Globe nomination but he did receive the Best Supporting Actor honour from the NY Film Critics Circle and was recognised by the Screen Actors Guild which certainly holds him in good stead when the Academy announces its nominees on January 22nd. Full Story

Bride Ass Overdresed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2009 07:00:00 January 6, 2009 07:00:00

Kate Hudson was everywhere yesterday in New York, hitting up the talk show circuit and also the red carpet for Bride Wars. First at Letterman in a green sparkly thing and who cares about the dress when there’s an ass to be had? Manslinger has an ass. Damn that is an ass. That’s an ass approaching JLo ass. Full Story

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Monday, January 5, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Welcome back! Happy New Year!

The blog was not on break for most of the holiday – scroll down, click on VIEW MORE ARTICLES to get caught up on NYE smut, on celebrity vacation hotspots, and riddle guesses. My pet peeve is repeat riddle guesses.

Travolta situation is soooo tragic. And totally off limits even though, for some reason, his representatives have TMZ on speed dial and blackberry messenger and seem to be on a publicity mission…??? The whole thing, it smells. Still, despite the tingling and what’s happening behind Xenu’s cloak, it’s also the saddest smut ever.

Let’s turn then to the Globes. Less than a week to go and on Friday Cameron Diaz, Chris Rock, Aaron Eckhart, and Blake Lively were all added to the list of presenters. Cam will be joining her BFF Drew – last time they were at a Globes party together, Drew had to pull Cam away from a scrap with Justin Timberlake over Jessica Biel. The Globes are always good for drama. And some Pitt Porn too? The Brange hasn’t been seen in weeks. No doubt they’ll bring it on Sunday.

For now it’s Monday. Am blogging all day until the Juniors play. New year tradition in Canada: Junior Hockey. GO JUNIORS!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. That sexy beast Gary Oldman married his girlfriend Alexandra Edenborough last week. Gary’s new film The Unborn hits theatres this Friday.

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Are you engaged?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 16:43:53 January 5, 2009 16:43:53

Tom Brady went out for groceries today in Pacific Palisades. It was reported over the holidays that he’d proposed to Gisele though the engagement has been quickly denied by his family. Both are so private, and not in a contrived way, they’d probably refuse to confirm it even if they were married already. Full Story

Wear that leather jacket…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 15:13:03 January 5, 2009 15:13:03

Wear it, Hugh. Wear the sh-t out of that leather jacket, oh yeah. While the sight of Taylor Kitsch in his boxers certainly gets me swoony, my lady business has always reacted more quickly to a man well clothed, his gait in his a great pair of pants, his hands in the pockets of a perfectly cut tuxedo. Full Story

Bitch is the new Taupe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 13:23:27 January 5, 2009 13:23:27

For Taupe Jennifer Garner, as you know, as was documented on blog after blog, magazine after magazine, life after Alias was all about Violet. Proven time and again, most recently with the GMD and Valkyrie, the MiniVan Majority can make or break a career. Taupe understood this. And Violet is such a photogenic child. Full Story

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Holiday glow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 11:41:36 January 5, 2009 11:41:36

Cameron Diaz departed from Heathrow today en route to LA, headed home after spending new year’s with British boyfriend Paul Sculfor. She looks amazing, like she enjoyed herself. Am all over her travel wardrobe too. Comfortable but stylish and not completely ridiculous like Posh. As mentioned earlier, Cam has been confirmed to present at the Globes on Sunday. Full Story

GMD and Robo saving the economy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 08:42:40 January 5, 2009 08:42:40

What recession? The NY Post is reporting that while living in New York the last six months, Katie Holmes has spent $14 million. Most of that is attributable to 3 apartments the Cruises reportedly purchased in the same building where the GMD has owned a loft since 1985. On top of that there’s child care, dining out, entertainment for Little Sci, clothing for Little Sci, clothing for Katie, gym equipment, and miscellaneous other extras that keep the Robo functioning. Full Story