LOVE the name Archie! LOVE Will Arnett and Amy Poehler! LOVE their low key but very elegant birth announcement the other day in the Globe & Mail, Canada’s oldest national daily paper – thanks Julia for sending! Archibald William Emerson Arnett… Cute, right? Good time to revisit the video below – they predict Archie will be Sean Penn! File photo from Splashnewsonline.com Full Story
She must be surrounded by backstabbers. Surrounded by them. How else can you explain? Why else would she walk out the door wearing this? The fur collar. And the wrap. And the silver. And the hair. Porny looks like a 50 year old divorcee, she looks like Ivanka Trump…WTF? This is Jessica Simpson last night on the Macy’s red carpet, as usual, styled from the ass. Full Story
Every year Barbara Walters puts together a list of the Top 10 Most Fascinating People. The show usually airs in late November or early December, the first position cloaked in secrecy until the very end. Last year the formidable JK Rowling occupied the top spot. This year, it’s very possible. It could be another woman, albeit one who is decidedly less… Less everything. Full Story
Jennifer Lopez went shopping yesterday with Leah Remini – as you can see, both wore comfortable shoes for the occasion. Then again, they really only have to walk half a block at a time…if that. It’s the best JLo’s looked in a while. Like old school Ben Affleck JLo. With the hair pulled back and the great skin, her full ass all juicy again, well wrapped in skinny jeans tapering down to her little ankles… gorgeous. Full Story
To Diane who is moving on to new opportunities – congratulations and good luck! Megan will miss you! Full Story
Chuck and Blair are my new porn. In the absence of Pitt Porn and as the farce of Beckham Porn continues to ring more and more untrue, why not get off on a little scripted teen drama? It’s still more real than Posh and Becks anyway.
Oh Gossip Girl.
Of course those two can’t hold hands or go to the movies. Of course they can’t. But it still sucks that we have to wait til the series finale, which could take forever and I might be 40 by then, to find release. Just like them, I suppose.
And why is Jenny Humphrey’s arm practically the same size as Allegra Versace’s? Did she have her “near fatal” throat infection even back then when this episode was shot?
Funny…for some who “almost died”, as they tried to sell it, she looked remarkably alive the other night in NYC. First sighting of Taylor Momsen since her hospitalisation last week for a “potentially” life threatening sore throat which has become new code for cranked out needing detox. Infection my Chinese ass. That girl has been hopped up for a while. And curiously enough, she doesn’t get many scenes with the other young series regulars. Wonder why…
Tuesday – am online all day, remember to refresh!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Christine Taylor (Ben Stiller’s wife) did not choose body over baby.
PPS. Salma Hayek is not B1. Kate Beckinsale is not B2. Hilarious that Kate Beckinsale is suggested for almost every blind item. You must think she really is full of sh-t. And she is.
PPPS. Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick don’t share a holiday bed.
Last month on my birthday I broke my goddess charm – a red string pendant I’ve worn around my neck for years. It was moldy and frayed and still, I had it with me on every occasion, even the dress up ones. And then I dropped it and it cracked and for an entire night I couldn’t reach my mother and, paralysed with fear, I spent the evening of my 35th birthday living as though it would be my last. Full Story
The most awkward, uncomfortable clip ever… a thousand times more so than The Office, UK version, because no one is more is better at creating those moments like Ricky Gervais. Except for Joaquin Phoenix. Only he’s for real. As mentioned earlier, JP was at a charity benefit last night looking like ass. Full Story
Duana’s Irish so she likes ‘em Irish. I’m a horny bitch so I like ‘em horny. Rarely do we share the same taste in boys but we find common ground in Colin Farrell. Hey baby, your waist is so small. Here he is today in Rome promoting Pride and Glory, all greased up and dirty, standing sex in roughed up boots, with a cheeky trilby placed just so, as ready for a 70 year old as he is for a young tart just made legal… All this and he’s not even talking. Full Story
The Olsens at their book launch today – some kind of coffee table piece, something to do with what influences them style wise…but marketed to whom? Do you really need to know where MK found her billionaire street urchin flavoured inspiration? I’ve no problem ripping off her vibe now and again but I don’t give a sh-t where it came from… Do you? Maybe if you’re 15, right? Therein lies the rub: they can never grow up. Full Story
Twilight. Are you ready for it? Because if you think High School Musical is bad, it’s about to get a lot worse. HSM, for the most part, is relegated to children. Twilight on the other hand is all ages and universal. 14 year olds dreaming of vampires, and 30 something mothers of 2 spending all day on message boards fantasising about fictional vegetarian bloodsuckers. Full Story