Wear that leather jacket…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 15:13:03 January 5, 2009 15:13:03

Wear it, Hugh. Wear the sh-t out of that leather jacket, oh yeah. While the sight of Taylor Kitsch in his boxers certainly gets me swoony, my lady business has always reacted more quickly to a man well clothed, his gait in his a great pair of pants, his hands in the pockets of a perfectly cut tuxedo. Full Story

Bitch is the new Taupe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 13:23:27 January 5, 2009 13:23:27

For Taupe Jennifer Garner, as you know, as was documented on blog after blog, magazine after magazine, life after Alias was all about Violet. Proven time and again, most recently with the GMD and Valkyrie, the MiniVan Majority can make or break a career. Taupe understood this. And Violet is such a photogenic child. Full Story

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Holiday glow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 11:41:36 January 5, 2009 11:41:36

Cameron Diaz departed from Heathrow today en route to LA, headed home after spending new year’s with British boyfriend Paul Sculfor. She looks amazing, like she enjoyed herself. Am all over her travel wardrobe too. Comfortable but stylish and not completely ridiculous like Posh. As mentioned earlier, Cam has been confirmed to present at the Globes on Sunday. Full Story

GMD and Robo saving the economy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 08:42:40 January 5, 2009 08:42:40

What recession? The NY Post is reporting that while living in New York the last six months, Katie Holmes has spent $14 million. Most of that is attributable to 3 apartments the Cruises reportedly purchased in the same building where the GMD has owned a loft since 1985. On top of that there’s child care, dining out, entertainment for Little Sci, clothing for Little Sci, clothing for Katie, gym equipment, and miscellaneous other extras that keep the Robo functioning. Full Story

Chicken Fried New Year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 08:06:01 January 5, 2009 08:06:01

January 4, 2008 – Britney kicked off 2008 strapped to a gurney, wheeled out of her house and into an ambulance in the middle of the night as the world watched, horrified and fascinated. Exactly a year later it’s a new beginning. This is Britney yesterday leaving the studio, working hard for the upcoming tour. Full Story

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Jakey to accept?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 07:37:00 January 5, 2009 07:37:00

Jakey G took Reese to the Laker game last night. They sat beside power player Jeffrey Katzenberg for whom Reese worked in Monsters vs Aliens, the next blockbuster animated release due out in March by Dreamworks. Coincidentally, or not, Dreamworks just announced "perhaps the biggest media-advertising event in history” involving “tens of millions of dollars” during the Super Bowl. Full Story

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Porny consolation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 07:29:32 January 5, 2009 07:29:32

She’s actually not porny at all here. What she is is very, very pretty. Always pretty when she’s not tackied up. Jessica accompanied Tony Romo back to Dallas this weekend after celebrating new year’s in Miami, trying to help him forget about his embarrassing three turnovers that led to the Cowboys loss to the Philadelphia Eagles that kept them out of the playoffs. Full Story

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Double date with dad and God

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 07:01:25 January 5, 2009 07:01:25

JailBait and her parents on two separate outings this weekend – first out to lunch with her cheese boy Justin Gaston and then again with Justin at church. Totally MiniVan approved! As you can see, Billy Ray Cyrus seems fond of his daughter’s hired accessory, the 20 year old who started dating the 16 year old when she was just 15 years old and who, no way, is definitely not having sex with her. Full Story

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Spanish Love is alive!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 06:46:09 January 5, 2009 06:46:09

Yay! Spanish gossips reported earlier that Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem had split because she wanted babies and he didn’t. Apparently wrong. Because the two were photographed this weekend departing Geneva after enjoying some down time in the Alps. Spanish sizzle is not dead. Spanish sizzle will be in Hollywood next Sunday too! Both Pene and Javier have been nominated for Golden Globes though it’s highly unlikely they’ll walk together…unless campaign requirements dictate a change in strategy. Full Story

No Versace on vacation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 06:41:47 January 5, 2009 06:41:47

CAUTION: NudityKate Moss’s new ads for Versace were recently released…but she did not have photoshop with her on holiday in Thailand which, let’s be catty bitches, might make you feel a little better about your own Christmas gluttony? This is Kate in her natural state with boyfriend Jamie Hince and her daughter Lila Grace. Full Story

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