Beauty Queen Dumb-off: South Carolina vs Louisiana? (Dlisted)
Brady is marrying these breasts (Hollywood Tuna)
Tom Cruise just exploded (Just Jared)
But is the government as gullible as the Annie H? (IDLYITW)
Why do billionaires bother driving? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Everyone loves a Minivan party (INO)
Alba Demon: Using Green to get ahead (Cele|bitchy)
How’s this for a Halloween Costume (Candy Kirby)
Stache-off: Brad vs. George (Popsugar)
Hard. An intense, all consuming love. This must be why the ordinarily private Oscar winner has allowed his home to be photographed featuring him posing on the grounds and inside with his girlfriend Spanish actress Elsa Pataky. Elsa’s career isn’t exactly on par with his. But this won’t hurt, will it? “I wouldn’t be here without Elsa, because I wouldn’t have had the courage to take a step this big,” he tells Hello Canada in their new issue. Full Story
So Lainey nonchalantly throws things into her suitcase – which finally arrived, and which contains things that look nothing like my clothes, let me assure you - and asks me to write this article all “And it’ll be fun for you!” But she snickers, because she secretly thinks I’m fighting a losing battle. Full Story
As you may have heard, Britney Spears will celebrate her 27th birthday December 2nd on Good Morning America – and, oh-so-coincidentally, her album drops the same day. Check out the video below to see her blowing out the candles in a promo for what will undoubtedly be a ratings juggernaut. Go on, I’ll wait. Full Story
This week’s Hello Canada features an article written by a longtime Madonna (unauthorised) biographer and an exclusive interview with Madge herself which took place just two days before the divorce was announced. According to J. Randy Taraborrelli, just after she decided to release a statement confirming that she and Guy were splitting, Madonna sat on stage in Boston before her show and allowed herself a very brief pity party:“Another city, another show. Full Story
From Duana: Dudes, Europe is stunning. And exciting and romantic and delightful, particularly when you’re lucky enough to be with your friends. I can’t say enough about it. Which is why I’m glad we’ve had some hiccups along the way, because happy people make for boring columns. Full Story
But I’m all over everything else. SJP attended the Mobile Art Chanel Contemporary Art Container opening in New York last night without her husband. He already turned up with her somewhere else a couple of days ago – as such, he’s already filled his monthly quota. Which is why she was left alone to enjoy this enormous Chanel purse sculpture by herself. Full Story
Many of you have written asking about new reports suggesting that the reason why Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer got back together is because she’s pregnant. The rumour originated out of some random Australian tabloid ranking lower than even Life & Style and Star in terms of reliability… meaning? As much as we want it to be true, because she is that pathetic, it’s likely to be full of sh*t, although the American rags are probably pissing themselves for not thinking of it first. Full Story
Happy 30th Birthday Tracy M! I know you’ve been worked to the bone lately and that he’s not back til tonight. But this new decade will be the best. To you, a brilliant future surgeon, from your adoring sister, Kimberley. Full Story
Interesting conversation over dinner last night with marketing folks from around the world, including Moscow and Mexico – somehow the discussion veered towards celebrities. Funny how that happens.
Greatly enamoured by the Russians? None other than Keira Knightley. They think she’s the most beautiful woman ever…BECAUSE she never smiles. Because her bulimic jaw is full of drama. Amazing, non? And according to them, Cate Blanchett is ugly as ass. WHAT!?!?!? Blasphemy!
Also…Leonardo DiCaprio was rubbish in Blood Diamond but truly defined as a man in The Departed. This point was passionately defended. As was their love for Titanic.
Perspective is fascinating, non?
Am blogging from Paris today – no idea what time it is anywhere. All I do know is that I am afraid to go out. If I go out I’ll spend all our savings on something frivolous, like a pair of black Valentino scalloped jewelled booties and maybe a leather jacket from Nina Ricci and please get me the f&ck out of Colette because we want to buy a home next year and it won’t happen because Paris is evil… EVIL.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Kate Beckinsale did not choose body over baby … like that. Also not Jessica Alba.
Patrick Dempsey showed up at the Whitney gala last night without his scowly wife. Replacing her on his arm was none other than Donatella Versace who…well… you know what I’m about to say, I don’t have to say it, because all of you are feeling it: she’s raping your eyes. Full Story