Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Two posts were dedicated to Ebola’s recent rampage yesterday. And now this morning I’ve woken up with some kind of swollen eye. F-cking disease! It never fails to attack. And if my eye is puffy from simply writing about it, who knows what’s now growing on Robert Pattinson.

A few late articles went up last night including an update on Rob and the virus that followed him to Tokyo. Yes, gossips. She’s there too. Scroll down to get caught up.

Much to the dismay of those militant twi-hards in denial about the Pattinson/Ebola connection, Radar is now also reporting that the two were inseparable on Sunday night. Poor guy…

One day he’ll wake up and find himself flailing his arms about on Dancing With The Stars and he’ll forever regret that night, the night he chose not to run away from Ebola. Ebola has no mercy. Ebola will incubate. Ebola will destroy…

Unless of course Robert Pattinson finds a cure. Kevin Huvane is good for that.

My poor infected eye wants me to put up these classic photos from the best gossip day of our lives: June 8, 2007.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber are not the Karmic Cuckold couple. Why would that be surprising?

Go, go, and GO!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2009 14:31:00 February 25, 2009 14:31:00

It’s Anne Hathaway leaving at the end of awards season, hopefully giving us an extended break. Because right now, I’m done with her. With time and distance though, this could totally change. She’d be smart to fade away for a while. Having said that, am all over her travel attire. Stripes. Full Story

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I miss you Chuck Bass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2009 13:22:00 February 25, 2009 13:22:00

This Gossip Girl hiatus feels like an eternity. I think we still have another week to go before the Upper East Side makes a return. The good news? The CW has renewed it for another season. Hopefully the writing improves the last half of this season? Lately it’s been balls. Still… I need me some Chuck Bass. Full Story

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Downey-wear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2009 10:55:26 February 25, 2009 10:55:26

RDJ and his son Indio out shopping yesterday at Planet Blue. These pictures, they kill me. His jaunty cap, something about the way he’s wearing his sweats, Indio’s pants, pants only a 15 year old growing up in Hollywood understands – I guess? – and finally… RDJ’s lunchbox. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2009 10:33:46 February 25, 2009 10:33:46

Madonna menopausal? (Dlisted)

Even a supermodel has more curves than Lindsay Lohan (Hollywood Tuna)

Freida loves Leo (Just Jared)

Listen: Sam serenades Lindsay (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

What Sean told Oprah about Robin (Pop Sugar)

Bill & Sookie >>>>>>> Edward & Bella!!!! (INO)

SO handsome! Clooney on CNN (Cele|bitchy)

In Hollywood, rehab can fix anything (IDLYITW)

Warren Beatty to save Lilo??? (ASL)

Drew Barrymore nuzzles Ellen Page (Webster’s is my bitch)

Not good enough for Dano

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2009 09:58:00 February 25, 2009 09:58:00

How will Katie Holmes stack up against Paul Dano? He’s too good for her. Katie is in New York shooting a new movie called The Extra Man costarring Dano and Kevin Kline. Dano could sleep through a scene and still send her back to Dawson’s Creek. This is why we’re playing Photo Assumption: Doesn’t Paul look impatient? Almost insulted that he’s gone from Alan Arkin and Daniel Day Lewis to … KatE Holmes? Love Paul Dano. Full Story

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Cowtown KFed Jr

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2009 09:25:19 February 25, 2009 09:25:19

Dear Calgary, I love you. I love the people. I love the spirit. I bleed Maple Leaf blue & white but I ADORE your Jarome Iginla. So this message then is out of love. Calgary – are you so hard up for celebrities, even the pseudo ones, that you’d lower yourselves to broadcasting a golddigger and the mutt he married for the sake of saying there was a star in your building? Come on Calgary… you are better than that. Full Story

Vagina Virgin style

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2009 08:45:53 February 25, 2009 08:45:53

Please explain this to me. I realise it’s been a long time since I was 20. Even though it feels like it was just last week, I know that 20 is far, far away. But still… It’s not that far away. I’d like to think some things don’t change so drastically. I’d like to think that what I think of what Joe Jonas is wearing is pretty universal, no matter how long ago 20 actually was. Full Story

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Lilo & Sam hand in hand

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2009 08:05:46 February 25, 2009 08:05:46

Surprise. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson photographed holding hands leaving a restaurant last night after a gig. Five minutes later Lilo was probably thrashing against the car window, set off by some kind of imaginary drama. As I’ve already told you, this is what it’s like with her. Life is one long series of meltdowns followed by short periods of lucidity leading to more attention seeking histrionics. Full Story

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Check on your costar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2009 07:27:13 February 25, 2009 07:27:13

Kristen Stewart arrived in Tokyo today in advance of the Twilight Japanese premiere this week. Right off the plane, her bitch must be bitchier than usual. This could come in handy. Perhaps she’s already torn a strip off her costar Robert Pattinson for bringing Ebola into the equation. KStew would totally tell Ebola to f-ck off. Full Story

Empire Bale

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2009 07:15:37 February 25, 2009 07:15:37

Christian Bale in an Empire promo shot building hype around the upcoming Terminator Salvation which will go robot to robot against Transformers for summer box office supremacy. You likey? That tape scandal seems to have simmered down though for many, it has permanently tainted goodwill towards Christian, and deservedly so. Full Story