Flawless not frozen?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2008 16:35:16 November 26, 2008 16:35:16

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher arrived in London today to promote her movie Flawless. I barely recall it coming out here in North American. Did it? Can’t remember and not important. What’s important is how beautiful she is. Not to say I’m looking at this face thinking she’s totally natural, obviously not. Full Story

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Avoiding The Toe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2008 12:15:26 November 26, 2008 12:15:26

I know she’s hard to handle. And she shouldn’t be taking credit for being a songwriter. But she’s my obsession. Can’t understand how someone moves like that. Have you ever tried? I tried last weekend. Coordinated flailing. It’s impossible. Like I’ve said though, I have perfected the Beyonce backwards wiggle and reveal. Full Story

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Breaking! They`re still friends!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2008 11:59:47 November 26, 2008 11:59:47

The Beckhams are in New York and they were photographed this afternoon leaving with the GMD apparently en route to see Katie perform. So they’re still friends after all. And Tom Cruise is promoting Valkyrie. So he’s calling in the favours, lining them up one by one. First the Beckhams (and Victoria owes them for Armani) and no doubt the Smiths will come round too. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2008 11:48:24 November 26, 2008 11:48:24

The Original Amy and Blake (Dlisted)

Shocking. Even Claudia can age (Hollywood Tuna)

What Michael Phelps is buying his mom (Just Jared)

Kanye on the verge? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jen joins Douchebag for Thanksgiving! (Pop Sugar)

Two losers fake a wedding (INO)

If you need to know the colour of his junk … (Holy Moly)

At least he admitted it. Because Becks certainly didn’t (Cele|bitchy)

Chicken Fried Crash Diet (IDLYITW)

You Are Douche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2008 10:15:43 November 26, 2008 10:15:43

This is Diddy in a new ad for his new fragrance I Am King that will be plastered in Times Square. I Am King? No! You Are Douche. You Are SUCK. Oh, and it gets worse. Much worse. When describing the ad, Diddy offered these enlightening words: "When you see Barack Obama, you see a strong, elegant black man and when people see my ad, it's almost like that's the trend. Full Story

He doesn`t like to take his shirt off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2008 08:41:49 November 26, 2008 08:41:49

What? Why not? Taylor Kitsch believe it or not doesn’t want to be the object of your sexual fantasy. At least he doesn’t want your sexual fantasy to stand in the way of artistic integrity. Which is why he’s not a fan of the gratuitous topless shots of him on Friday Night Lights. But I am! And you are too! Are you ready? For Friday Night fever? It’s coming. Full Story

He raps?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2008 07:48:27 November 26, 2008 07:48:27

So Joaquin Phoenix said he was retiring from acting to focus on music. We all made the assumption that he would slowly fade away based on his reclusive personality and his handwriting a few weeks ago: BYE GOOD. Happily this does not seem to be the case. Even the ones who shun the spotlight can’t help their addiction to the spotlight…see? How else can you explain this? Turns out Joaquin is shooting a doc with close friend Casey Affleck chronicling his journey from actor to musician. Full Story

Circus preview

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2008 07:31:29 November 26, 2008 07:31:29

A 30 second clip of the Circus video has been posted on BritneySpears.com. See video below. She still seems kinda spacy, lacking an intensity that defined her earlier work but word is there is more polish behind the dances moves. More than Womaniser at least when she seemed half a beat off. Needless to say, she’ll be working on that hardcore in the next few months. Full Story

Dinner with the family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2008 07:11:00 November 26, 2008 07:11:00

Hayden Panettiere had dinner with her brother, her mother, and her boyfriend Milo Ventimiglia last night. Very cozy. And creepy. Like…it’s legal now and all but if JailBait Miley Cyrus’s 20 year old boyfriend is a loser for dating 15 year old who just turned 16, what does that say about Milo and Hayden’s 31 and 18? Anyway, photographers were quick to point out that Hayden’s dad was not with the family, this of course after the beat-down scandal after which Hayden and her mom downplayed the incident, blaming the cops for overreacting. Full Story

Alone at the ballet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2008 06:51:35 November 26, 2008 06:51:35

Actually no. Valentino was there to keep her company, so at least one gay was by her side … and a orange one at that…just not the one she was hoping for. Seriously, how fashionable is it to look as though you’re being asphyxiated? This is Sarah Jessica Parker last night at the New York City Ballet opening in a killer short dress but no one to appreciate it. Full Story