December 23, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2008 06:46:33 December 23, 2008 06:46:33

For Meabh and Marian from Ireland but spending a year working and partying in Canada – Merry Christmas from Heather! Hope you’re enjoying the snow and Vancouver’s lone snowplow. Wishing you the best this holiday and an even better 2009!  Full Story

Monday, December 22, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Finally saw Milk and Sean Penn gets my vote. He is worth the price of admission. And more. And much worthier of your time than, say, Yes Man or Seven Pounds which topped the box office respectively, though modestly, this weekend. Does Jim Carrey get to make the same movie over and over again and still be called an artist? Like Nicolas Cage? Please.

If I can make it through Christmas – locked in a small cabin with family oh help – next week will be Benjamin Button. And you? Use the poll!

Monday – new posts all day. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Russell Crowe is not Cuba. Also not Tom Hanks. Or Rob Lowe. And Hugh Grant isn’t Chocolate.

Worst of 2008: Princess AssTalk’s asstalking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 19:21:35 December 22, 2008 19:21:35

“I am truly grateful for the honor that the Academy bestowed upon me last year. I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the Academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention. In addition, I did not want to potentially take away an opportunity from an actress who was given such materials. Full Story

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Best of 2008: Marion Cotillard wins Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 18:55:25 December 22, 2008 18:55:25

Everything about her that night. Oh my God her dress. And her hair. Of course her face. Her shock at winning over Julie Christie. Le sigh. I love her so much. And then seeing her in the press room, as she was asked to sing an Edith Piaf song that would express her emotion… Please. Two hundred cynical, tired, bitchy journalists were eating out of her hand back there. Full Story

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No Granny Christmas in New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 14:26:51 December 22, 2008 14:26:51

Hugh Jackman – SO cute with his kids – is spending Christmas in York with his family, having been in Australia the better part of 2 years, he said it would be fun to hang out in America for a change. And Granny Nicole’s not around either. Bonus. Poor Hugh has been, unfortunately, attached her giant frozen Fail at the box office. Full Story

I love you James Franco

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 12:29:00 December 22, 2008 12:29:00

The way he and Sean Penn meet at the beginning of Milk is the cutest, sexiest scene ever and left me tingling for the rest of the two hours, which quickly turned to bitterness now remembering how Laura would not let me sit on his lap at Sundance 2 years ago when he invited me onto it Full Story

Worst of 2008: Junior’s poem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 11:33:35 December 22, 2008 11:33:35

Tori Spelling was featured in the February issue of Self Magazine and, amid her sickening gush about the bullsh-t life she’s created from the smoldering embers of a home wrecked, she decided to share with us a poem KFed Jr once sent to her blackberry – golddigger’s attempt to violate the English language. Full Story

Madonna’s Jesus, Guy’s pimp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 10:24:54 December 22, 2008 10:24:54

While Madonna is reportedly romancing some young hot Brazilian piece called Jesus –and if she is… I’m jealous! Look at him! – Guy Ritchie has apparently also moved on. She’s younger, she’s connected, she’s very, very wealthy, and it was supposedly all hooked up by Trudie Styler who, conveniently, also introduced Guy to Madge way back when. Full Story

Let me guess…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 09:32:00 December 22, 2008 09:32:00

Exhaustion? Or was it an “asthma attack”? TMZ.com is reporting that Samantha Ronson checked into hospital this weekend – not serious but also no disclosure at press time what exactly was ailing her though it won’t be too hard to predict. She’ll probably borrow from Lilo. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 09:22:58 December 22, 2008 09:22:58

Fergie’s eyebrow idol (Dlisted)

Alicia’s delicious body (Hollywood Tuna)

I feel dirty and pervy for Hunter Parrish. But not Harry Potter (Just Jared)

Crack tits! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Kingston’s cute apron! (Pop Sugar)

Douchebag hates Norman!???!! (A Socialite's Life)

Blonde again after baby…and how long before she’s just bones? (INO)

Jerry Seinfeld judges your children (Cele|bitchy)

Kevin Federline in 10 years (ICYDK)

RiRi and Chris Brown need a room (IDLYITW)