John Mayer turned 31 today and thanks to Jennifer Aniston, his balls are a little bigger this year. Happy Birthday! This is John yesterday at the Beverly Hills Hotel in the afternoon before his evening celebration at the Grand Havana Room where he was joined by his girlfriend-again. As you know, John and Jen are back together, reuniting some time last week in New York and Boston, travelling back to LA at the weekend, and seeing each other every night since. Full Story
Posh was in Germany yesterday promoting her jeans, trying harder than f-ck to sell her style. What is the Victoria Beckham style? Everybody says her style is Alien. I say her style is becoming Animé. She looks like a Japanese cartoon. Those angles on her face making her eyes all buggy, a distinct air of androgyny about her body, never any round edges, pointy winged shoulders, and legs that always flare out by the feet… Scary thing is, especially when she’s wearing black, some animé characters actually look fatter than she is. Full Story
Is this your Edward Cullen? Really??? (Dlisted)
At first glance I seriously thought this was Madonna from Evita era (Hollywood Tuna)
Golden Balls and his fish (Just Jared)
No lap band for her (IDLYITW)
Not even Bud would hire her (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
And why hasn’t he lost his job yet? (Holy Moly)
Michelle Williams: beautiful, happy, and in love again (INO)
Madge & Guy: when they were happy (Cele|bitchy)
Pumpkin patch Pratt pathetic (Webster’s is My Bitch)
Where Sienna is hiding (Pop Sugar)
And we quivered. My friend Duana was in Ireland recently for a family wedding. Being half Irish, she kinda has an Irish thing. And a Colin Farrell thing. So she’s been keening for Colin and this won’t help the ache… Because last night in New York at the Pride & Glory premiere, Colin Farrell actually tried. Full Story
Look…I love him too. But I spent 10 minutes scanning photos from the agencies and every shot was dorky. And that’s just too long to spend scanning photos without finding one that’s not dorky. Maybe it was just an off night? Last night, in New York, at the premiere of Pride & Glory, this is Edward Norton looking like he’s related to Prince Charles. Full Story
My GOOPster’s latest newsletter has arrived! Thanks to all of you for forwarding it. I’m still not a member. And this week is a perfect example of why not. GOOPy is all about the domestics and self help. Ugh. Like it’s not enough that she’s pontificating endlessly these days about the best cheese grater on the market, now it’s chicken soup for the GOOPy soul:Love yourself, listen to your inner voice, embrace change, confront your fears, channel the energy of your spirit and it will change your life…. Full Story
A dewy fresh Angelina Jolie showed up in studio at The Today Show this morning for a final push this week in support of The Changeling opening in select theatres next week and in wide release October 31st. As you’ve heard, she also graces the new cover of W Magazine, photographed by Brad Pitt in a beautifully intimate pictorial with their children in France. Full Story
And so does his brother! Never been so proud of my royal infatuation. He f&cks up all the time, but at the very least, he knows to avoid the Hollywood Ebola Virus Paris Hilton. Amazing. So last night at Whisky Mist, Ebola was flailing away when she learned that Hot Harry and the much less Will were at the club too. Full Story
Can stop the show. While others would have cancelled citing a variety of excuses, like feeling fat, or migraines, or fried chicken laziness, Madonna took it back to the stage last night in Boston, her infamous emotional fortitude not shaken by divorce - a true, driven, control freak professional to the very end. Full Story
We raised $4,000 for Raising Malawi last night – a small group of hardcore Madge fans, gathered in a large theatre that felt like our living room, remembering Blonde Ambition, celebrating Madonna on the big screen, and hopefully helping more little David Bandas…so intimate, I wish it could be every night.
I hadn’t seen it in a long while, Truth or Dare. And certainly not through 35 year old eyes. She was so much less…clenched… back then. And funny! And … free? Duana and I drove home singing Cherish together. Belting at the top of our lungs! For no particular reason, it’s not like it was playing on the radio or anything, but just because after all these years, it’s still a f&cking wicked song. I miss her wicked songs.
Now I’m waxing too deep. This, after all, is a gossip column.
And even last night, during the screening, Madonna gossip was breaking…
More on that later.
Thanks SO much for all who came, all who assisted, and to the extraordinary Iain Christiansen who did everything and who might still love me even though I did nothing. Our French kiss …yum!
Wednesday – blogging on the fly, headed for home. And there’s a new riddle too.
Yours in gossip,