Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2009 13:04:00 April 15, 2009 13:04:00

Yeah, so this is Wilmer Valderrama. !!! !!! Wilmer was walking around NYC today visiting Generation X Tenant Association Community Garden in the Lower East Side but really he was showing off his makeover. He’s almost unrecognisable. Like, remember when Wilmer used to date Lindsay Lohan? Lived with Lindsay Lohan? She was 17, he was 25. Full Story

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Madonna and Mercy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2009 12:17:03 April 15, 2009 12:17:03

This publicity photo was released by Madonna’s agents today. She’s holding baby Mercy from Malawi. As you know, Mercy is still in Malawi while Madge appeals the adoption rejection. Needless to say, this photo of her, glowing and “angelic”, holding the child as everyone else looks miserable beside her… The obviousness just punched me in the face. Full Story

My team and his band

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2009 11:56:00 April 15, 2009 11:56:00

This is my team. Jackson Rathbone. His band 100 Monkeys played a show in Vancouver last night and most of his Twilight castmates were there to support him including Peter Facinelli, Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart, Nikki Reed, Kellan Lutz, and Ashley Greene. Robert Pattinson was not seen. Actually kinda sweet he’d skip it so as to not take any attention away from a friend. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2009 11:10:24 April 15, 2009 11:10:24

Find me a dude who’d jerk off to THIS (Dlisted)

Would you call her a butterface? (Hollywood Tuna)

Wolverine wears a lab coat (Just Jared)

What Kate Hudson wears to play tennis (Pop Sugar)

Anyone can get into Cecconi’s? (The Superficial)

The children run from Wino (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Will Pip drag Shelfy up the mountain? (INO)

Brad Pitt hunted by Dina Lohan types (Cele|bitchy)

This ass crack comes with a bad attitude and lighter hair (A Socialite's Life)

This is like getting pregnant but not wanting babies (The Blemish)

By request

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2009 09:58:21 April 15, 2009 09:58:21

Posted photos last week from the NY set of The Baster with Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman. Many of you requested more Bateman... Here he is, this week during downtime, spending it with his daughter Francesca. She’s cute in her little mocs! Nothing like a man in a grey sweater. Photos from MTR/ Full Story

More, more, more

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2009 09:32:24 April 15, 2009 09:32:24

You want it... Yesterday it was Rome, today it’s Madrid – Hugh Jackman promoting Wolverine. Does his hair grow fast, or what? Feel like it’s longer already. Good that his bangs are pushed back. Scroll down if you missed the photos of Hugh rockin’ the boy band. Re: Wolverine – something is missing. Full Story

Mouse Boys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2009 08:52:19 April 15, 2009 08:52:19

17 Again, the LA premiere last night. As you’d expect, there was a strong Disney contingent present to support Zac Efron. The Mouse’s current favourite son was joined by the Mouse’s current favourite family – LipGloss and the Vagina Virgins together for one screamworthy evening! Lip, as you can see, is once again working those inturned feet. Full Story

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The Office 100

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2009 08:06:12 April 15, 2009 08:06:12

The Office celebrated 100 episodes yesterday at Calamigos Ranch in Malibu. Most (all?) castmembers were in attendance including the adorable Jenna Fischer and of course everyone’s boyfriend John Krasinski who looks like he has tiny ankles and this is not attractive to me so let’s forget about them please, quickly, right away. Full Story

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April 15, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2009 06:44:38 April 15, 2009 06:44:38

Happy Birthday to Big Anna, the best sister ever! Hope your day is filled with guilt-free cake from the Alcove and some celebrity sightings…maybe Timmy Riggs? Love Erin Congratulations Nassi on your company’s nomination for the New Media BC PopVox Award for Best New Start-Up Full Story

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Tonight. Project Runway Canada. Season 2 the Finale…

Are you ready?

One collection, in my opinion, is superior to the rest. Like Iman is superior to the Klum. But then again, it’s not up to me. Sigh. Am sad. After this episode, Iman goes away until next season, if there is a next season. Help them make an easy decision. PRC Must.Come.Back.

New Twilight photos on the way, and Lilo has a sense of humour about herself – first great move since, well, probably Mean Girls – and I’m about to attack your appetite with some nasty ass Tori Spelling pictures. Steel your stomach.

Tuesday – blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Clive Owen wasn’t worried about being caught smoking.