Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2009 10:44:15 July 9, 2009 10:44:15

Dealbreaker! DEALBREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Dlisted)

Kings of Leon and their girls (Just Jared)

Um…how did that man get this girl? (Hollywood Tuna)

Shia shirtless….Oh yeah. (Pop Sugar)

She is SO attractive. Why is she related to him?!!!??? (The Superficial)

Thoughts on Gisele Bundchen with a short blonde wig? (Popoholic)

Audrey Tautou: stunning in Vogue (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Cruz Beckham is named after the GMD!?!?! (INO)

Brought tears to my eyes: Ralph is there for Liam (Cele|bitchy)

Ready for new True Blood? Spoiler photos here! (

GOOPy’s new detox diet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2009 10:10:08 July 9, 2009 10:10:08

No recipes this week – 2 for 2! Today’s GOOP newsletter is about cleansing your body. Gwyneth claims she got fat a month ago during a “majorly fun and delicious relax and enjoy life phase” and followed the “Clean” detox programme to lose her extra pounds. Where???????????????????????? Well… a few of you obsessed BumpWatchers claimed to see something when she visited Conan on his first week on the job at the Tonight Show. Full Story

Overdresser Overreactor?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2009 08:48:23 July 9, 2009 08:48:23

So there was a report last month out of one of the UK rags – unreliable as usual – about Kate Beckinsale missing out on the lead role in a remake of Barbarella. The Daily Express claimed last month that she was “heartbroken” over being rejected from the part. The publication also said that it was a “real blow” to Kate professionally. Full Story

I draw the line at the sheer shirt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2009 07:36:00 July 9, 2009 07:36:00

He’s hot again, no doubt. Jude Law is Hamlet onstage and he’s earning amazing reviews and he’s bringing the performance to New York and he’s taking sexy strange women home at night and he’s mobbed by fans now after the shows and is showing off some new tats and even the squiggle on top of his head appears to be receding but the sheer black shirt is one step too far. Full Story

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2009 06:40:09 July 9, 2009 06:40:09

That’s what it is. It’s poise. And still youthful too. You believe that Emma Watson is 19. She’s as mature as she needs to be and no more, does that make sense? Emma is not a 40 year old Lohan/Cyrus hag. But Emma is definitely adorable. On Letterman last night – clever and quick and I love the way she handled the wardrobe malfunction question. Full Story

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Who are you yelling at?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2009 06:25:13 July 9, 2009 06:25:13

Katie Holmes in Melbourne on her cell phone looking like she’s caught up in an intense conversation. According to photographers, she appeared to be shouting, and extremely distressed. This is what my face looks like when my mother calls. It’s totally Photo Assumption, but let’s roll with it anyway. Full Story

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July 9, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2009 06:14:20 July 9, 2009 06:14:20

Sophie Clausius – it’s your birthday! Still trips me out that you’re a teenager now. It’s been ages since I’ve seen you. Please don’t be taller than me. And have a great time at camp next week. We’ll miss you, but we’ll take care of that with dad’s martinis. Full Story

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Dear Gossips,

We’re less than a week now. Less than a week to Harry Potter 6. And not even the rain could dampen the excitement yesterday in London as thousands turned up for the premiere, screaming for DanRad and all the rest, intense anticipation for a film that is beginning to accumulate largely positive reviews, so far registering 88% on Rotten Tomatoes and a resounding seal of approval from picky bitch English critics. The wait has apparently been worth it. Photos from last night’s premiere to follow. And also a heads up on how to meet Tom Felton.

A new clip “I Killed Sirius Black” was just released yesterday. Have you seen it? Can you stand it?

It’s Wednesday. Am blogging until I leave for a work trip to New York (no jinx, no jinx!). Jacek is taking over from Tingles onward, just for this afternoon. Have waited and begged for this for an entire year. And you will note the first two spots on the Freebie 5 have been updated – Stan Keystone and Chris Fisher, two producers from eTalk, this was what finally earned me the assignment. They will remain atop to the list until Monday.

Yours in gossip,


The Cruz-off

Jacek Posted by Jacek at July 8, 2009 12:57:00 July 8, 2009 12:57:00
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Monica Cruz was at an “Estudio Tampax” photo call in Madrid earlier today. If I were the folks at Tampax, I’d sign her to a long-term deal and have her peddle tampons all over the world if it means we see more of her. I asked Lainey what she’s been in and apparently not much, but it really doesn’t and shouldn’t matter when you’re this hot and your sister is winning Oscars for the family anyway. Full Story

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