Smutty Tingles

March 1, 2016 20:13:38 Posted at March 1, 2016 20:13:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Do you smell more to this story? (Dlisted

The Adele proposal (Just Jared

The Head Wolf’s middle finger (Cele|bitchy

Henry Cavill and his gf at the Vanity Fair party (TooFab

How Hailey Baldwin is trying to make Justin Bieber jealous (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Ben Affleck and his Batmobile (Pop Sugar

Great necklace on Jessica Alba (Popoholic

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin forgot to get divorced (TMZ

Should John Oliver go at Trump with a different strategy (Pajiba)

Idris Elba and Matthew McConaughey win The Dark Tower lottery

March 1, 2016 20:06:59 Posted at March 1, 2016 20:06:59
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Wenn, Steve Granitz/ Jason Merritt/ Randall Michelson/ Kevork Djansezian/ Getty Images

Stephen King’s Gunslinger series—which spans books, short stories, and comic books—is finally coming to the big screen after a long and convoluted development process that saw it pass through JJ Abrams and Ron Howard, who wanted to do a film franchise/TV series combo to tell the hellishly overcomplicated story that Stephen King just kept writing because no one ever tells him enough. Full Story

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Katy & Orly skip the Oscars

March 1, 2016 18:18:30 Posted at March 1, 2016 18:18:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Mazur/ Getty Images

When have you known Orlando Bloom to skip a party? And the Vanity Fair Oscar party no less. Everyone is usually in LA for Oscar weekend. It’s a working weekend. For most, it’s a get-work weekend. And if there’s anyone who needs more work, it’s Orlando Bloom. But he wasn’t there. Full Story

Leo howls like a wolf

March 1, 2016 17:11:24 Posted at March 1, 2016 17:11:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Vivien Killilea/ Getty Images

As you may have heard, Leonardo DiCaprio finally won his Oscar on Sunday and broke Oscar Twitter records in the process as people around the world expressed their happiness about his achievement. Full Story

Katie Holmes serves ice cream

March 1, 2016 16:44:29 Posted at March 1, 2016 16:44:29
Joanna Posted by Joanna
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Gabriel Olsen/ Getty Images

Katie Holmes was photographed backstage at the Independent Spirit Awards on Saturday serving Breyer’s ice cream in a blue wrap dress for reasons unknown. Seriously. Take a look at these photos and explain to me how they make any sense. This is a night that celebrates the best in indie film, and a marquee star, who currently has an independent film of her own, Touched with Fire, in theatres is being relegated to serving attendees ice cream backstage. Full Story

March 1, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 1, 2016 15:20:27 Posted at March 1, 2016 15:20:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Geoff! Happy First Anniversary from your wife Abby! Here are Jennifer Connelly, Christina Applegate, Alicia Vikander, and Brienne of Tarth.  Full Story

Monday, February 29, 2016

Dear Gossips,

I didn’t mind the pop-up Oscars. Was kinda fun reading those factoids. The thank you crawl, however, was totally classist. Basically it ended up being for the people who aren’t famous. Because it’s not like Leo or any of the winners in the major categories used it.  Read Full Intro