Does he need money?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 10:45:00 May 7, 2009 10:45:00

Like most bitches, I love being right. But I want to be wrong so badly this time. Next year I hope to wrong. I hope to eat every word written below. I truly, truly wish for this. Oh James McAvoy. Laura and I were discussing it this morning. Per Variety Full Story

Why can’t it be Taylor?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 08:43:48 May 7, 2009 08:43:48

Ryan Reynolds is getting his own X-Men Deadpool spinoff. Ugh. Why can’t it be Taylor Kitsch? Taylor only attended ONE Wolverine carpet – the big splash in Tempe, Arizona. Likely because he’s busy shooting in South Africa. Good for him, sucky asses for us. You all quickly came to his defence last week when I called him wee, arguing that of course he’d look wee next to Hugh Jackman and Reynolds. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 08:24:41 May 7, 2009 08:24:41

When art imitates the GMD’s prisoner (Dlisted)

Best hacked defence: NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE (Hollywood Tuna)

His gunholding doesn’t look right. But the way he’s touching Jude makes me giggle (Just Jared)

I don’t trust his sideburns (The Superficial)

In between Manslinger booty calls (Pop Sugar)

She couldn’t go with a dark bra? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

This child wants four children (INO)

Sunday Rose colour coordinates with Granny Freeze! (Cele|bitchy)

Does Miss California look a little like Porny Simpson…without the mom jeans? (The Blemish)

Every Fox photoshoot looks the same (Popoholic)

Taylor Flare and in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 07:50:59 May 7, 2009 07:50:59

Love Taylor Swift. So cute. Is a teen, acts like a teen and I never want to punch her in the beat-me mouth. Taylor Swift doesn’t have a beat-me mouth. Or, for that matter, a beat-me father. This is Taylor on the new cover of Flare on stands May 11th. What does she look like with straight hair? Am curious to see. Full Story

Enjoy while it lasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 07:23:00 May 7, 2009 07:23:00

Hugh Jackman in Rio, hot and sweet with fans, in great spirits as usual, still promoting Wolverine. Time’s ticking, he’s pretty much checked off everywhere in the world, except for Mexico, which means the Hugh sightings will dry up soon. Enjoy it while it lasts. Am curious to see how much Wolverine drops off at the box office this weekend against Star Trek. Full Story

Star 09?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 07:14:17 May 7, 2009 07:14:17

Exclusive. There’s a movie that was made in the 80s, used to keep me up at night. Because Eric Roberts is a creepy motherf-cker. Based on the short life of Dorothy Stratten, Playboy Playmate, who was murdered by her deranged estranged husband. At her Playboy photo shoot the other day, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were giving some people the same vibe… Am told exclusively that the shoot went down on Tuesday in Malibu. Full Story

Her new Brad?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 07:05:00 May 7, 2009 07:05:00

Jennifer Aniston has a new movie opening next week. And… Now there are new rumours of a new boyfriend! This sh-t never gets old! This one trick pony never stops! Jen’s latest beau for hire is none other than Bradley Cooper who is faring well this week with his third mention on the blog. They both starred in He’s Just Not That Into You and according to Page Six Full Story

Loving every minute

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 06:54:49 May 7, 2009 06:54:49

This is not the face of girl who needs you to feel sorry for her. This however is the face of a 35 year old. Only Lindsay Lohan is not 35. And she’s made up for a photo shoot. Remember these then when this cover of Spanish Vogue is released. Note how well they brush her face. Lilo seemed to be in great spirits. Full Story

May 7, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 06:38:00 May 7, 2009 06:38:00

Happy Birthday Emily! With love from mom Ellen. Congratulations to Alison Dawn and Omer in Turkey who are expecting Aydin Eren in August! To Andrea in Ottawa – Happy Birthday! And boo about the blockage at work. Promise you’re checking from home! Would an email newsletter help? Happy 19th Birthday Erin! Sarah should be calling from NBC Studios… unless she’s scrapping with Shelf Ass Jessica Biel over Justin Timberlake who is there rehearsing for SNL this weekend! And for Deedee… I’m sorry about your sh-tty week. Full Story

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Brace yourselves today. You’ve been accustomed to the Twi-hard psychosis lately and they are indeed f-cking crazy. But don’t forget about the Brangelunatics. The Brangelunatics often take it to a new level. And they are losing their balls today over In Touch Magazine’s brand new cover. As you know, it’s never the most reliable source but this week, they’re feeding the triangle with a front page blast about Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston getting back together having secretly hooked up on the evening of April 23rd. Also – they’re wearing the same necklace. Click here to see. This one will make the rounds.

So what’s next? You know what’s next. They’ll gauge how far this story travels and how much damage it does or doesn’t inflict on their brand. If it’s minor, they’ll bring the Chosen One Shiloh out for a pap spin, super easy. If it’s bad though, well, it might be time to haul the twins out…

I love this game, don’t you?

It’s Wednesday. Can Ryan Reynolds step up? Bradley Cooper is stepping up.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Rating feature has been added to the Venus Embrace Look Book. A new look is on the way tomorrow. Click here to vote on last week’s look.