I’ve been fortunate enough during my time with eTalk to have the opportunity to interview and observe celebrities, to exchange war stories with journalists, to have a glimpse at what it’s like behind the People Magazine bullsh-t…and as you’ve probably gleaned from this column, assy celebrity behaviour is not the exception but almost the rule, and more often than not, it’s not shocking when they’re dicky, but it is when they’re nice. Full Story
What Jen brought for her sleepover (Dlisted)
Try a size larger!!! (Hollywood Tuna)
Carb Face looks wee in London (Just Jared)
Katy Bails (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Did not choose body over baby (Pop Sugar)
Chris Martin’s inferiority complex (Holy Moly)
JailBait sleeps over too! (INO)
Princess Asstalk to adopt? (Cele|bitchy)
Is she also pregnant in her lips? (The Blemish)
I’ll take Andy over Marky (IDLYITW)
Last weekend wasn’t the same…and you know why? Because there was no Tina. No new Tina on SNL playing Sarah Palin. This weekend it’s a brand new Saturday Night Live with Josh Brolin hosting and it has been OFFICIALLY confirmed: Sarah Palin WILL appear on the show! Which means Sarah Palin will be going up against the better version of herself played by the incomparable, the amazing, the brilliant Tina Fey. Full Story
Damn. One of the first photos of Brad Pitt in costume in Inglorious Bastards as Aldo Raine, a rough son of a bitch who gets it done “hillbilly” styles and makes no apologies. Moistness! It’s the way he wears clothes, you know? And how he holds his body. There may be men who are prettier, or taller, and certainly there are much better actors, those who are more articulate more talented, ore persistent, more deserving… but even if you hate him, it’s also undeniable: Brad Pitt has had “IT” for 20 years. Full Story
It’s Wonder Woman! Lynda Carter showed up at the launch of some video game yesterday. A lot of stars actually showed up for the launch of that video game. Video gaming is a lucrative business these days…perhaps even more than movie making. Sorry, I digress. Wonder Woman used to be my life. Full Story
It’s a universal truth well illustrated recently by someone like Keira Knightley: there are no thoughts more wise, more profound, more deeply f-cking original than the thoughts that are thought by those in their early 20s. And if it happens to be an actor, that depth is even more pronounced. No injustice is more unjustified, no drama more dramatic, no opinion more unimpeachable than that of a young actress in Hollywood…not unlike an indignant university sophomore, it’s pointless to argue but so amusing to observe. Full Story
Or Olivier Theyskens. Or Stella McCartney. Or even… gasp!... Victoria Beckham. Because while Victoria can’t come up with her own good sh*t, she at the very least knows which good sh*t to copy and call her own. Katie Holmes on the other hand just pulls it out of her robotic little head. But just because it’s original doesn’t mean it doesn’t suck. Full Story
Happy 30th Birthday Christina! Have fun at Madonna on Sunday – an amazing way to kick off a new decade! For Samantha – wishing you well tomorrow on your wedding day! Congratulations! Full Story
UK gossips are, like, giddy over the Guy/Madge split, especially since they believe that in the end, he told her to shove it up her ass.
Yeah….but he had to stick around and carry her purse until she secured his career. In a beer drinking, duck hunting, manly man macho world, how does that really increase the size of your balls? Just asking.
It’s Thursday – am back home, online all day, blogging all day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Gwyneth is not choosing body over baby. Shame on you for even thinking it.
PPS. Toronto L’Oreal Fashion Week is next week! And only the F List is giving away passes to attend and support Canadian designers for Thursday October 23rd featuring Evan & Dean and RUDSAK! I have 2 pairs to giveaway. Email [email protected] with “Fashion Week” as the title before midnight Pacific on Monday, October 20 to enter the draw.
People Magazine, as you know, is essentially a celebrity promotional vehicle, where publicists go to get their messages across knowing that they’ll be printed, even if it’s full of sh*t …which is most often the case. Back in the summer, when Madonna controversy was raging over Alex Rodriguez and Her Madgesty’s alleged homewrecking, People stayed away from the speculation, standing on the safe side, and was subsequently rewarded when Liz Rosenberg, Madonna’s longtime long suffering publicist issued a statement exclusively to the publication denying any involvement with ARod and any strife in the marriage. Full Story