40 and Fabulous! wears leather

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2009 09:41:11 August 4, 2009 09:41:11

Don’t forget the exclamation point. It’s not just 40 and Fabulous. It must be 40 and Fabulous! This is how it was shoved down our throats last February when Jennifer Aniston celebrated her milestone birthday. And it’s how she continues to sell it on the cover of the new Elle. She’s single and strong and she’s worked hard and goddamn it she loves herself! Now hug yourself! Praise yourself! Oprah Winfrey would want you to. Full Story

The beautiful Demi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2009 08:58:13 August 4, 2009 08:58:13

Demi Moore’s face f-cks up my sh-t. Seriously. It’s crazy. It’s SO ridiculously beautiful. And well preserved. Without looking preserved. Without freaking you out. No Madge styles. No Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman styles. No painful peel marks. And creepy cheek implants. She doesn’t have 6 lips. Full Story

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James & Julia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2009 08:31:22 August 4, 2009 08:31:22

Somebody emailed me a couple of weeks ago calling Laura a shrew for blocking me from sitting on James Franco’s lap at Sundance at a couple of years ago. forwarded it to her. She was not amused. And now, since he’s my #1, I never want to talk to him ever again. Full Story

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Vampire arrival

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2009 07:53:23 August 4, 2009 07:53:23

Under the cloak of night. A little dramatic, sure, but lately Twilight has been all about the drama. Aside from Nikki Reed arriving with Paris Latsis yesterday however there wasn’t much drama about several cast members coming in to Vancouver. Knowing Twi-Hards though, they’ll find something to tweak their nipples over. Full Story

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Charlie Bewley is not working

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2009 07:28:00 August 4, 2009 07:28:00

He’s a Twilight cast member and happened to arrive yesterday in Vancouver when many of the Cullens did but is not expected for production. Charlie’s here on his own time, his own dime, because there’s a girl? Well, the paps thought it was a girlfriend because they were hugging and kissing at arrivals. Full Story

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Monday, August 3, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The Ugly Truth continues to enjoy success at the box office even though Katherine Heigl has been proclaimed “the ruling champ of the postmodern shrew” in a succession of films portraying women who, despite professional success, are not fulfilled until a man comes along. Awesome. Thanks to Susan for sending along this article arguing that female roles on film are actually setting us back 50 years, and that television is the place where women can thrive and stretch beyond the boundaries of stereotypes and daydream.

Having said that, is it Hollywood that’s to blame? Or is it Hollywood simply a reflection?

Perhaps too intense a discussion on a holiday.

Today is a holiday across most of Canada. As such, posting will be lighter, to return to normal tomorrow.

Am still in Whistler. Don’t think I’ll ever want to leave.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Rough Patch, Happy Ending is not about Sean Penn, Robin Wright, and Natalie Portman.

Infection in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2009 21:51:09 August 3, 2009 21:51:09

Am all over Nikki Reed. Was all over her friends with benefits relationship with Robert Pattinson. But am definitely not all over her relationship with Paris Latsis. How long does Ebola Infection last? Some say it can last a lifetime. Paris Latsis was once engaged to that piece of sh-t f-cking diseased Ebola Paris Hilton. Full Story

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Holiday bonus 2: Vampire Eric’s feet don’t smell

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2009 17:29:54 August 3, 2009 17:29:54

Have not seen the latest episode of True Blood. Don’t want to leave Whistler but can’t wait to get home to the PVR. And if my digital box somehow f-cked it up I will Twi-Hard on someone’s ass. These photos of Alexander Skarsgard at LAX will help pass the time though. In mint green and rolled up jeans with his hair combed out like a little boy – oh la. Full Story

Holiday bonus: my favourite Cullen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2009 16:09:52 August 3, 2009 16:09:52

He’s much lower profile than so many of the others – at least on a day to day, week to week pap schedule. Love him. And it makes the holiday so much sweeter, especially since posting today ended up being more of a regular schedule. Thanks to Dorin for these gorgeous photos of Jackson Rathbone on stage with his band 100 Monkeys in Dallas this weekend. Full Story