Sell out Elf

August 25, 2008 09:42:06 Posted at August 25, 2008 09:42:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What is it with Donald Trump? Never mind. Money talks. To everyone. Even Naomi Watts comes when Trump calls. And the elfy Orly too. Credit to him, Orlando Bloom doesn’t show up for the opening of a can of tuna like some other carpet whores. Full Story

Blame the police

August 25, 2008 08:36:00 Posted at August 25, 2008 08:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Everyone’s a victim, see? Especially if it’s a child star with two parent pimps. In her first interview since her father was arrested for allegedly beating down her mother, Hayden Panettiere told Extra last week Full Story

Taking care of home

August 25, 2008 07:33:11 Posted at August 25, 2008 07:33:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As Jakey G continues to shoot the Prince of Persia overseas, Reese Witherspoon is back at home, looking after the kids, and also his dog Atticus. Here she is walking Atticus this weekend, making sure he stays lean and fit until daddy gets back. Must have been a hot day in LA. Atticus looks parched! Cute, non? You know it’s forever when the dogs move in. Full Story

Who needs Debbie Phelps?

August 25, 2008 06:49:10 Posted at August 25, 2008 06:49:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For someone like Dina Lohan, befriending Ann Dexter-Jones yields many more benefits. After all, Ann has an established place on the New York social circle, far from the fake nails and mall hair Long Island pond that Dina calls her kingdom. Ann entertains the likes of Al Pacino and David Bowie at her legendary dinner parties. Full Story

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Cam > Jen

August 25, 2008 06:36:00 Posted at August 25, 2008 06:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cameron Diaz slept with him. Only Jennifer Aniston would be dumb enough to fall for him. John Mayer, that is. Cam manslung her way through John last year while Jen hired Paul Sculfor to pretend to be her boyfriend and sell Smart Water. As you know, the two swapped beaus. Clearly Cam came out ahead. She and Paul are apparently still together, spotted in the Maldives Full Story

She always had great legs

August 25, 2008 06:31:00 Posted at August 25, 2008 06:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brenda Walsh, that is. The CW celebrated the return of 90210 the other night and no one else mattered. Because Shannen Doherty showed up on the carpet. And even though she burned her skin in the sun, even though the lines on her forehead and around her eyes are deeper than before, even though it’s loose around chin and neck, those Brenda Walsh legs live on. Full Story

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Presenting…in all black!

August 25, 2008 06:20:04 Posted at August 25, 2008 06:20:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It makes my life: seeing the GMD “present” his Robo. And it’s even more welcome since it’s been so long - months maybe since we’ve seen the Presentation: he holding her hand ceremoniously, a princess introducing his well-trained princess to a hungry public, this time in matching black and shades. Full Story

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Her Madgesty entertains

August 25, 2008 06:08:10 Posted at August 25, 2008 06:08:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Madonna opened Sticky & Sweet in Cardiff the other night and by all accounts did not disappoint. Even if she was 90 minutes late. Please. You expected her to care about your schedule??? The costumes and the choreography – “breathtaking”. The visual effects – state of the art. Full Story

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August 25, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 25, 2008 06:00:05 Posted at August 25, 2008 06:00:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 33rd Birthday Susanne! Am counting on you for 2010. See you in Vancouver! To Julie who is going back to work after maternity leave – will hold you to your promise to keep up with the smut. Have a great week and thanks for the photos of your babies. But why not a photo of the Chicken Fried Bra? With YOU in it? And for Renee H – miss you so much and CONGRATULATIONS on Ryan Michael. Full Story

Friday, August 22, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Olympic Freebie Five has finally been fixed and updated. Newest addition: Eric Lamaze. Gold for Canada and redemption for himself. YAY!

On the subject of show jumping – for a dirty, extremely satisfying read, there’s no one better than Jilly Cooper. And Rupert Campbell-Black is probably one of the most endearing characters in trash literature.

It’s Friday! Leaving Seattle for home this afternoon, popping in for golf along the way. Perfect end to a perfect mini-break. Have a great, great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Nice to know I’m not the only one with a sick problem. Thank you for sharing your summer obsession struggles. We can be deranged together. If you missed it yesterday – click here for the Essence of the Annual Summer Crush.