MTV Mismatch

June 2, 2008 06:13:11 Posted at June 2, 2008 06:13:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Anne Hathaway paired a black naughty minidress (hot) with Oscar hair (not) and old lady earrings (sh*t). Didn’t work for me. You? Anne is currently promoting Get Smart with Steve Carell, a movie that has flop written all over it. There’s always bound to be one big studio bust per season. Full Story

MTV Best Dirty Face

June 2, 2008 06:07:39 Posted at June 2, 2008 06:07:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The prettiest Lindsay Lohan has looked in a long, long time. Especially since the Dirty Face seems to be under control. Is this the Lesbian Effect? If so… am impressed. Seriously, I love Lilo the Lesbian. I love her…though am told she was doing it again throughout the show. All angsty and sh*t and missing Samantha Ronson. Full Story

MTV Twilight

June 2, 2008 06:03:17 Posted at June 2, 2008 06:03:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My friend Duana is holding on tightly to her integrity and refusing to read the Twilight series. I admire her for it. But Duana is also a pop culture junkie. And the Twilight movement will not be slowing down. Full Story

MTV Best Pink: Liv Tyler

June 2, 2008 05:51:25 Posted at June 2, 2008 05:51:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s a loose rumour floating around that Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman are getting it on. Or were getting it on. Scott Speedman is sexy as hell. True or not, Liv does not appear to be suffering after her split. Far from it. Liv in pink looked fresh and healthy. Healthy is key. Healthy would be a relief. Full Story

MTV The Cutest

June 2, 2008 05:42:26 Posted at June 2, 2008 05:42:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They sat together last night – Chris Brown and Rihanna. They keep denying the romance between them but they sat together. And giggled together. And generally couldn’t stay away from each other. And it was the cutest. Chris Brown and RiRi are the cutest. Actually, RiRi is always the cutest period, but I can’t picture her with Shia LaBeouf. Full Story

MTV Clammy Face and a Buzz Cut

June 2, 2008 05:32:53 Posted at June 2, 2008 05:32:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look how cute Seth Rogen is with his buzz cut! Seth was there to present and promote Pineapple Express, his upcoming raunchy new comedy costarring James Franco about…what else?... Weed! Click here for the trailer. Full Story

MTV True: Ellen Page

June 2, 2008 05:25:00 Posted at June 2, 2008 05:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am biased when it comes to Ellen Page. Ellen, to me, rarely goes wrong. At the risk of sounding corny, if you’re not trying to be someone else, how can you go wrong? This is Ellen. In jeans and a leather jacket and an interesting torn up shirt with sneakers. It’s a hot f&cking outfit. Full Story

Sit DOWN Megan Fox

June 2, 2008 05:03:29 Posted at June 2, 2008 05:03:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Megan Fox changed halfway through the show last night. Two outfits – one for the carpet, one for presenting on stage. Really??? Her??? Really?? The poor man’s Angelina Jolie? TWO DRESSES? Bitch… please!!! Megan Fox is, at best, a Blender girl. Crack open a skin rag – there are easily at least half a dozen skanks who look exactly like her. Full Story

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Johnny Saves the MTV Movie Awards

June 2, 2008 05:00:11 Posted at June 2, 2008 05:00:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am so over Mike Myers. In the age of Judd Apatow and Seth Rogen, even as Ben Stiller is still hanging on, and Vince Vaughn too… Is Mike Myers even relevant anymore? Hell nah. So thank Shiloh for Johnny Depp. On so many levels. First… the loins. Johnny Depp is and forever will be the hotness. Full Story

It’s Coming

June 2, 2008 04:55:32 Posted at June 2, 2008 04:55:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All the signs are there… Just before John Mayer broke up with Jessica Simpson, she was photographed wearing those infamous high waisted pants, a little bloated from drowning her pre-breakup heartache into much food and booze, incapable of thinking straight, let alone being able to dress herself properly. Full Story

Gary’s Back and Demi Not Sweet

June 2, 2008 04:52:20 Posted at June 2, 2008 04:52:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ugh. Ashton Kutcher’s facial hair. Those of you who’ve been reading a long time know… I call him Gary when he does this. As in Gary from Team America: World Police. When they tried to make Gary look like a terrorist by gluing beard batches haphazardly on his face. Ashton’s attempts at older manliness are equally as ridiculous. Full Story