Smutty Tingles

August 21, 2008 10:26:55 Posted at August 21, 2008 10:26:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We do! We do! (Dlisted)

As usual, her tongue is lolling out of her mouth (Hollywood Tuna)

Still trying to be The Jolie (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Mark Darcy and Prince Caspian quiver together (INO)

Sit DOWN Size Two! (Holy Moly UK)

Why President Bartlet can’t see his grandkids (Cele|bitchy)

Jennifer Aniston: Even her agents feel sorry for her (IDLYITW)

Becks abs…or Phelps abs? (Pop Sugar)

Chicken Fried Playdates

August 21, 2008 09:00:15 Posted at August 21, 2008 09:00:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney was seen leaving a recording studio last night with mom – still working hard, still on a good track. So good, her sons have been accepted into a very elite baby circle: little Kingston Rossdale was allowed to come over and play with SFP and JJ. Kingston, as you know, is super tight with The Chosen One Shiloh. Full Story

No Porny! No no!

August 21, 2008 08:28:13 Posted at August 21, 2008 08:28:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s like… it’s like she’s never, ever been to a sleepover, you know? The truth reveals itself much too often: Jessica Simpson has no girlfriends. No true girlfriends. No true back up. No girls with whom to discuss strategy – either via group session at lunch, or these days on IM, and as we do lately, via Skype. Full Story

The Essence of the Annual Summer Crush

August 21, 2008 08:02:00 Posted at August 21, 2008 08:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It happens every summer. Every summer I develop a sick ass crush – an embarrassing crush for a 15 year old let alone a woman about to turn 35. Like scripted daydreams. Like scripted detailed daydreams about how we meet, what we say to each other, what I’m wearing. Sometimes I change the outfits. Full Story

Taupe Curtains on the Carpet

August 21, 2008 07:42:41 Posted at August 21, 2008 07:42:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taupe finally confirmed herself yesterday what we’ve now known for months – she’s pregnant with her second. She’s also, unintentionally of course, using it to her advantage with the MiniVan Majority. Check out Jennifer Garner yesterday at the Baby Einstein 10th anniversary event yesterday wearing curtains. Full Story

Her Michael Phelps

August 21, 2008 07:26:34 Posted at August 21, 2008 07:26:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have been riding the Demi Ashton love train for a while now. Demi and Ashton make sense. Right and perfect. Even more so now since silly schoolgirl Michael Phelps daydreams rule my life. Only problem – few of us infant-coveting cougars have Demi’s genes. Yes, yes, and money and her surgeon too. Full Story

Rumey’s Family, Rumey’s Man

August 21, 2008 07:19:00 Posted at August 21, 2008 07:19:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at the LA premiere of The House Bunny, Rumer Willis’s entire family showed up in support. Yet another occasion illustrating how Demi and Bruce have turned divorce into harmony. Even this blogger bitch from hell can appreciate that. Love that everyone allowed my Rumey to have her spotlight. Full Story

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August 21, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 21, 2008 07:10:55 Posted at August 21, 2008 07:10:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Joanna L with so much love from your sister Katie! To Maria P in Vancouver – Happy 35th Birthday from Fiona! Thanks so much for so many referrals! To Bob – Happy 30th! Am sorry about the 15 minutes Tina spends with me every day. Actually… I’m not. But thank you for sharing her. Full Story

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Freebie Five is still broken. If it were working, today’s new additions would include Alexandre Despatie and his hunk of silver hotness and the gorgeous Lolo Jones, so gracious in defeat she’s in a class all her own.

More to follow on my exclusive from yesterday re: the McGosling reunion and am heading to Seattle today for Radiohead!

Also big ups to Nina Dobrev of Degrassi who stars in MTV’s The American Mall from the producers of High School Musical. Nina dropped by TRL the other day, shared a mutual gushy moment with the Jonas Brothers, and then paid a visit to Regis who seems these days to have trouble remembering his own name. As a friend of mine said recently, Kelly Ripa is not given enough credit for saving him from his senility every morning on live tv.

Yours in gossip,


Friday Night Girls

August 20, 2008 12:09:00 Posted at August 20, 2008 12:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My favourite show. But no one watches. Or not enough of you, although I’m very proud there have been so many converts. The new NBC strategy? To attract move viewers, they’re sexing up the ladies. Check out Minka Kelly, Adrianne Palicki, and Aimee Teegarden c*ckteasing in the pages of GQ on a football field in Texas with an old pick-up in the background. Full Story

Granny Freeze: like Mimi at the Hotel

August 20, 2008 11:05:24 Posted at August 20, 2008 11:05:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey has just posted an article listing the worst celebrity hotel guests ever. Not surprisingly, Amy Winehouse makes an appearance with her bloody cuts and her food fights. Also Johnny Depp and Kate Moss, when his head was a mess and he decided to trash a hotel room. Full Story