Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson spent the weekend vacationing in Banff – very low key, super undercover. Here they are, sharing a romantic moment at Johnson Lake on Saturday, whispering to themselves. Scarjo and Ryan were seen the following day at Starbucks. Thanks to Brandee for sending the photo! Full Story
Said it before – to me she’s just a Blender girl. One of those ubiquitous skanks staring back at you, open mouthed, from the pages of a soft core skin rag, always wet and ready to go. This is Megan Fox carrying a bag on her back last night at the Fox TCA summer party held at the pier in Santa Monica. Full Story
She said it herself – in the new issue of Allure, Victoria Beckham’s self description: I’m not out-of-the-ordinary-looking at all – I’m incredibly ordinary. As you can see, I’m a normal-looking girl, and I just make the best of what I have. The best? Is orange and emaciated the new definition of the best? The real best would be another 15 pounds, a smile once in a while, and no concrete tits. Full Story
Thank Xenu that the GMD would not give his permission. Thank Xenu he’s a f&cking idiot. Because The Dark Knight with Katie Holmes in it would not have been the same film. Maggie Gyllenhaal is so much better. Maggie has a brain. Maggie also has style… This is my Maggie with her Peter last night looking so lovely, the loveliest shoulders, the loveliest neck, the loveliest un-generic face, and such a lovely dress. Full Story
Christian Bale and his wife Sibi last night at the premiere – look at him touching his lips. Touch my lips too! He does have a lip thing, non? Like a lisp… much more pronounced as the Batman than as Bruce Wayne. The Batman… must be that I’m a comic book neophyte but throughout the film it was “The Batman”, always preceded by the “the”. Full Story
Star-studded attendance last night on The Dark Knight black carpet including Gary Oldman and Aaron Eckhart – both quivering! – and also Naomi Watts who arrived with boyfriend and baby-father Liev Schreiber though both slipped inside right away. Michelle Williams, as expected, was not there. Full Story
Happy Belated 26th to Tasha P: I love you Tash, hope you have a great day. Love, Cheryl Congratulations to Jade in Calgary on your call to the Alberta Bar! To Amy in NYC – Happy 26th Birthday with so much love from your sister Libby. To Caroline in North Carolina – any day now… and be happy it wasn’t on July 12th! Please. Full Story
It’s the question Brangelunatics will be asking themselves, and each other, for decades to come:
The day the Holy Twins joined the Chosen One to form the new Trinity – Where were you on July 12, 2008?
“I was at home working on my Shiloh scrapbook,” they’ll say, “and time actually stopped.”
Like even the laws of planetary motion had to concede to the whim of the double deities. Indeed, the world came to a gentle but authoritative stop on Saturday as the freaks rushed the web, summoned to pledge their devotion and to do Their bidding, for there is no rest for the divine...which is why cubicles everywhere are empty today as all Brangelunatics are busy at worship.
The more sane among us however are looking forward to Friday: a date with The Dark Knight. Do you have a date with The Dark Knight?
It’s Monday – new posts all day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
Tonight is the NYC premiere of The Dark Knight. Bonus Bale photos – Christian and his wife Sibi walking around the city surrounded by fans and photographers. It is a very rare sighting. They are intensely private, little is known about him off camera. But I’ve spoken with him before on a carpet, and had a chance to observe them together at a private party. Full Story