Model > Puffy

June 3, 2008 08:45:07 Posted at June 3, 2008 08:45:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

News broke yesterday that Cammie D and Diddy were hooking up on the sly, even though he"s supposed to be trying to work things out with Kim Porter. Today People is reporting that Cameron Diaz was spotted on a sexy flirty date with none other than Paul Sculfor, the model that was hired to date Jennifer Aniston last year to promote Smart Water. Full Story

Did You Miss Mandy?

June 3, 2008 06:14:24 Posted at June 3, 2008 06:14:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I missed Mandy. Mandy"s not so smutty but Mandy"s still worthy, non? Mandy Moore last night at CFDAs, tall and lovely and normal sized. It"s amazing that she"s normal sized. That after all this time Many has resisted the urge to thinnify herself like so many of her peers. It"s been a long, quiet stretch for her. Full Story

An Olsen for the 80s

June 3, 2008 06:03:18 Posted at June 3, 2008 06:03:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ashley at the CFDAs. It’s been like this the last few outings now – trousers with blazers, short shirts with long blazers… Ashley Olsen’s modernisation of the 80, clearly her current fashion mindset. Am all over it. Because she looks great. She looks different. She’s young. Full Story

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Everyone’s Favourite

June 3, 2008 05:55:31 Posted at June 3, 2008 05:55:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Most of you who’ve written about the SATC movie have expressed that Kim Cattrall was your favourite. Totally agree. Kim Cattrall rocked. And she was also amazing last week at eTalk when she sat down exclusively in our studios with a live audience. Full Story

Hot Becks is Hurt

June 3, 2008 05:47:25 Posted at June 3, 2008 05:47:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Didn’t see him at the CFDAs – maybe he was inside? – but this is David Beckham leaving his New York hotel, as quivering as ever, with an injured wrist that I’d be happy to help heal any time he needs me. Remember what Duana said yesterday about a straight man sleeping every night forever next to a shriveled bag of bones? She was referring of course to Matthew Broderick. Full Story

Marc Overpowered

June 3, 2008 05:43:24 Posted at June 3, 2008 05:43:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night, at the CFDA Fashion Awards in New York, Marc Jacobs showed up with current campaign model Victoria Beckham. Shall we play our favourite game? The Photo Assumption Game? Shall we draw conclusions based on nothing but an image, just like Star Magazine and In Touch Weekly and Life & Style? Yes, let’s do! Check out Posh, as usual, posing with effort using every muscle in her body, exactly the way she practises night after night at home in front of the mirror. Full Story

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June 3, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 3, 2008 05:33:56 Posted at June 3, 2008 05:33:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dear Krista McGrath, I hear you’re coming home today to a brand new gift. A gift you and I can share together? My arm is totally inconsequential compared to what you’ve endured. Please know I am sending you the best thoughts and well wishes for a quick recovery, hopefully made easier by some very satisfying summer smut. Full Story

Monday, June 2, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Well… I didn’t hate it. But I didn’t love it either. Did you see it? Were you out with Carrie and the girls this weekend? Chances are you were. I went with my Main Gay Darren. We loved her studded belt. And the chemistry between the girls. We giggled at the way Charlotte said: but we’re in Mexico. Jason Lewis is f&cking hot. But the amount of makeup Chris Noth was wearing frightened us. I replied to emails on my blackberry three times because it was too bloody long. And either give the mute Chinese baby something to say or do or don’t include her bloody in the scene!

By the way - where the hell was the 5th lady New York City?

Would love to hear your thoughts. Please do share.

As for Darren and I… we must be two old bitches. Because we were more excited about the Mamma Mia trailer than the actual movie. Can’t wait!

Darren and I are also the annoying assholes sitting in front of you who won’t shut up. But only during the previews. Especially during the previews for Baz Lurhmann’s Australia, starring Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman.

Have you had the pleasure? If no, click here.

We played the funnest game ever: Does Her Face Move?

After nearly 45 seconds, during which Granny Nic appeared on screen every other shot, we remarked with delight that it remained frozen. Not even a muscle twitch. But at one point Darren made a momentous discovery. He leaned over and observed wryly:

She blinked.

Of course I lost my sh*t. And more sh*t went missing when Darren followed up by noting that Hugh Jackman was “down-acting” to deflect her handicap, as in intentionally muffling his talent so as to make up for the fact that hers has been immobilised by Botox.

Seriously, you must have a look. It will make your life. And Hugh Jackman really is a dreamboat.

MTV Movie Awards went down Sunday night. Many photos to follow. But it all boils down to this: Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp Forever.

Also the guest list from the GMD’s house party. Oprah and the Scientologists and all turned up. The GMD has powerful friends.  It’s Monday – am in Toronto for a two day blast on assignment for eTalk at the CTV Upfronts. Will be blogging all day between shoots. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,


Clint Eastwood Hates Granny Freeze

June 2, 2008 11:29:00 Posted at June 2, 2008 11:29:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well… we can assume he does. Clint Eastwood is nothing if not a pragmatist. An old school dude who’ll get down with some new school moves if it means his movies do well. So Clint is not above the campaign. Not at all. Right now, he’s campaigning for The Exchange (new title formerly The Changeling), his latest directorial effort starring Angelina Jolie that premiered to positive reviews at Cannes, especially for Angie. Full Story

JJ vs The Wonder Twins

June 2, 2008 11:15:06 Posted at June 2, 2008 11:15:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn first started dating while they were shooting the Break Up? They were on set in Chicago. Staying at at hotel and somehow paparazzi ended up taking photographs of the 2 kissing and cuddling on a balcony. A private balcony at an exclusive hotel supposedly inaccessible because she wanted to keep her relationship under wrap. Full Story