Friday, October 10, 2008

Dear Gossips,

A Britney documentary? 90 minutes of Chicken Fried candid, behind the scenes, and a glimpse into her life – then and now?

I can’t wait six weeks!

The preview is below.

Finally it’s the weekend. And Thanksgiving in Canada on Monday! Happy Thanksgiving! Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Mario Lopez is a cheesedick but he’s not a disappointment. Then again, why would you want to get that far with Mario Lopez anyway? Ew! Also not Lenny Kravitz. Or Lance Armstrong.

PPS. CLICK HERE for all the details about Care to Truth or Dare with Madonna including a $500 Stila giveaway!

Hey Baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2008 17:45:00 October 10, 2008 17:45:00

Don’t run away… It’s been ages. Your hair’s long again… I like it. In fact, I like everything about you today. The way you wear your hat, the way you wear your pants, especially your pants, but you're still too skinny, darling.  It hurts me when you're starving. Full Story

Twilight: the final trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2008 13:46:02 October 10, 2008 13:46:02

Twilight freaks turned up their freak factor this week when the final Twilight trailer leaked online. To me it looks cheaply produced (that fight sequence is seriously hurting), but what does it matter? Production value doesn’t matter. Not when screaming teens and infatuated mothers are involved. Full Story

Coveting Kate’s hamstrings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2008 12:17:01 October 10, 2008 12:17:01

It’s always about whose abs you want. Or ass. Or hair. Or nose. It’s never about the hamstrings. Hamstrings are underrated! But I only realised this today. I was just whining at my trainer Hayley yesterday about hamstrings: Why do we have to work on them every time??? Hamstring rolls on that f&cking ball are the worst. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2008 12:03:00 October 10, 2008 12:03:00

Which one’s the Jackson? (Dlisted)

Tara Reid’s tits, Jessica Simpson’s brain (Hollywood Tuna)

Keira Knightley’s best photoshoot? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Next thing you know, she’ll be copying Lacoste (Just Jared)

But they’re hot, so who cares if they’re criminals? (IDLYITW)

Bono hypocrisy? (Holy Moly)

It’s the green hat…it must be true (INO)

Once a cheating Carb Face… (Cele|bitchy)

Oh snap! Eva Mendes bitchslaps JLo! (The Blemish)

Sigh. He loves dogs. There is NOTHING wrong with this man (Pop Sugar)

Compulsive Narcissist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2008 10:42:18 October 10, 2008 10:42:18

He can’t help himself, you know? He can’t help bringing things back to his favourite subject. John Mayer’s favourite subject is John Mayer. Thanks to M at Berklee College for sending this in: Hi Lainey!!I'm in my last year at Berklee College of Music in Boston where John Mayer briefly attended. Full Story

Day to day life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2008 08:50:15 October 10, 2008 08:50:15

SJP this morning taking James Wilkie to school more dressed up than usual for the daily routine. James’s hair is starting to resemble his mother’s. Very cute. Not so cute are his mother’s scrawny legs. They’ve always been scrawny. Like the rest of her. She says it’s simple genetics. Full Story

Date night for the GMD and the Mighty Opes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2008 08:03:22 October 10, 2008 08:03:22

An item that was relatively buried…probably because no one ever wants to suggest anything less than sparkle dazzling positive about the Mighty Opes. Because the benevolent magnanimous Oprah Winfrey can do no wrong…right? Ugh. Oprah is insufferable. The GMD is insufferable. No wonder they’re so tight. Full Story

Must have been a rough day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2008 07:47:35 October 10, 2008 07:47:35

Sorry to make you feel badly about yourself on a Friday but it’s Gisele Bundchen shooting a music video yesterday on Melrose, proving once again that all things are not equal. I have pored over three agency photos of this woman. She does not take a bad picture. Not one. The video was apparently co-directed by Kevin Connolly and Lukas Haas. Full Story

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Robo hits the high notes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2008 07:10:44 October 10, 2008 07:10:44

A preview of Katie Holmes’s cameo on Eli Stone has been released. She sings and dances and her high notes will break glass. Seriously. The rest is ok… I guess… but the point of the “vision” was to be a turn-on. And there is nothing sexy, sensual, or seductive about KatE – not her weird assy hair, not her body, not the voice that is still very girly but that has been stripped of feminine appeal by marital androgyny, serving in the end as a sad reminder of the nubile but wholesome young thing once so full of promise, now devoid of personality. Full Story