Favourite so far

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2009 07:42:00 September 15, 2009 07:42:00

Style-wise… Naomi Watts. She was at TIFF yesterday at the Swarovski party and also on the carpet for her film Mother & Child. This jumpsuit and those shoes, it’s the best I’ve seen so far. She looked incredible. Chic, confident, comfortable, and tiny. Naomi seemed subdued last night. Full Story

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Kanye’s apology

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2009 07:10:21 September 15, 2009 07:10:21

Kanye West appeared on Jay Leno’s inaugural show last night for a performance with Jay-Z and Rihanna. Before taking the stage however Kanye requested a few moments with Jay to speak about the VMA incident. Here’s the clip: If we’re comparing apologies, Chris Brown and Kanye West… Kanye’s is infinitely superior. Full Story

September 15, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2009 07:02:32 September 15, 2009 07:02:32

To Sinead who wants to go early – Marion thought some Hugh Jackman might help? Here he is at a Fashion Week event. Good luck! To Tanya B’s little sister – you’ll be missed for 10 months. And lucky you for the opportunity to study in Bamburg, Germany. Are you taking my smut with you? Congratulations Jen W on the birth of your first child, a big guy! With love from Cheryl. Full Story

Lainey’s ShameF-ck Got Some Shameful Tats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2009 06:48:00 September 15, 2009 06:48:00

My friends and I occasionally play the game of “If I were to get a tattoo, it would be a…” I once made the mistake of saying I wanted a mermaid tattoo, to which I was laughed right out of the room. I blame Madison for that one. I mean, seeing Darryl Hannah unfurl her tail in that bathtub scene in Splash had me re-enacting that for weeks. Full Story

TIFF Bromance: just like Us!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2009 06:37:52 September 15, 2009 06:37:52

I love those pages in Us Weekly when Jennifer Garner goes grocery shopping or Tori Spelling is picking her wedge – just like Us! Cracks me up. Sorry to be late on this, especially since it’s George Clooney and Matt Damon, but it’s been a crazy few days in Toronto. They were both in Toronto at the same time, and they hooked up two nights in a row for a little bromance. Full Story

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Monday, September 14, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Oprah is God.

At least that’s how everyone behaves around Her.

Up In The Air screening at TIFF on Saturday night. George Clooney was the main attraction. Until She arrived. She walked into the theatre and the crowd gave Her a STANDING OVATION. Just want to make sure you know this: Oprah Winfrey is NOT in Up In The Air, it’s not Her movie. She had nothing to do with it. But I’m telling you, people start swooning when She’s around.

So Oprah and Clooney in the same building is like God and the President together at once. God upstaged the President. Heh.

More thoughts on George later, including his late night bromance with Matt Damon. Easy… that’s not where we’re going.

Monday – it’ll be rough today. There’s a lot to cover from the weekend, and I’ve 3 big interviews today for etalk, in addition to shooting the show. So my TIFF BFF Alan W will be helping out for a few articles and PLEASE NOTE: I posted on Saturday. SCROLL DOWN to get caught up.

For my live uncensored thoughts on the VMAs, click here for my Twitter. You do not have to have a Twitter account to read my tweets.

Also on the way – up close with Colin Farrell, the Twilight wolves, the exclusive new photos of Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger, and more… including, yes, Kanye West and the MTV VMAs.

The summer of Jon & Kate and stupid losers on magazine covers is over. Real celebrities are taking back the smut. Praise be to Oprah.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Have you entered the TIFF IT Lounge Gift Bag Giveaway yet? Jason Bateman, Sissy Spacek, Kat Dennings, James Purefoy, Marlon Wayans and more, they all stopped by the IT Lounge this weekend to take home what I could be sending you. Click here for more details.

PPS. Have not watched True Blood Season finale. It’s waiting for me, hopefully, on my PVR. Epic Swears if it didn’t end up recording. Am having serious anxiety about that.

She still looks mute

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2009 15:22:48 September 14, 2009 15:22:48

They’re continuing to shoot Sex & the City 2 in New York. A familiar prop was back on set today: The mute Asian baby! Photo Assumption says she’s still mute. They put her at the lunch table again. Where are her crayons? How will they use her as a lame plot device this time? Let’s give it a stab: Anthony and Stanford get married. Full Story

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Weight Loss Tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2009 14:46:44 September 14, 2009 14:46:44

Need to suppress your appetite? This will help. Someone sent me a photo yesterday of Tori Spelling and her f-cked up tits at fashion week in New York. I quickly pushed away my plate of fries. Fake tits, too skinny resulting in too much extra skin, and a face that a golddigging piece of sh-t called “the most beautiful in the world”. Full Story

Thank You, Sarah Palin!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2009 14:13:45 September 14, 2009 14:13:45

The Creative Arts Emmy Awards were handed out on Saturday night, and Tina Fey won for her portrayal of Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live. She looks great, but I’m not too crazy about her suit. Dynasty called and they want their shoulder pads back. I’m sure she’ll turn up the glamour this upcoming Saturday at the Emmy awards. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2009 12:23:19 September 14, 2009 12:23:19

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman is jealous (Dlisted)

Salma so skinny. From yelling too much? (Hollywood Tuna)

Drew’s dress is divine. But her hair is fried (Just Jared)

Great voice. Needs a stylist. (The Superficial)

Porny’s new job is hardly taxing (Pop Sugar)

Lily Allen shows off her thinnification (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

We screened this interview today. It’s amazing. You HAVE to watch (INO)

They’re analysing every angle of their bodies, hoping for some sparkles (ASL)

Is she a Twi-Hard? Where’s the security??? (Popeater)

Shia has two franchises. And Emile Hirsch still has jack sh-t (ICYDK)

Colin throws down

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2009 10:48:17 September 14, 2009 10:48:17

Saturday night, Colin Farrell’s Triage screened at TIFF and I was on the carpet for the arrival wearing a new dress. My Nanette Lepore pixel. Love it so much. Colin is at his best right now. His best is f-cking hot. Short hair, he has a tan, he’s fit, and when he talked to me he was in great spirits. Full Story

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