Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2009 11:40:54 April 8, 2009 11:40:54

Little Sci needs a personal assistant (Dlisted)

Ugh. Why is she everywhere these days? (Hollywood Tuna)

Ohhhh….Halle! (Just Jared)

James Franco at the Museum (Pop Sugar)

Punk Ass has one pose (Drunken Stepfather site Not Safe For Work)

Reese puts on heels for Jake (INO)

Setting up Jennifer Aniston (Cele|bitchy)

Will we see KFed tonight? (IDLYITW)

One Ebola, how many weddings? (A Socialite's Life)

Bronx and other babies (PopEater)

This is my team

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2009 10:10:04 April 8, 2009 10:10:04

Jackson. Rathbone. Oh la… Arrived back in Vancouver yesterday to shoot New Moon. Also apparently played a couple of shows with his band. Now this…this is a man of style. Not in the LipGloss Zac Efron way but he cares to a healthy extent about his clothes, about how he looks. A tie, a waistcoat, and a jacket over old, faded jeans and boots – on an airplane! – and it doesn’t seem like it took him an hour to get dressed. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Cock Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2009 09:18:01 April 8, 2009 09:18:01

Maybe it won’t be boring after all… It’s never boring when they keep her mic on. She doesn’t f-cking sing! And she doesn’t really address the crowd either! So why do they ever leave her mic on? No matter. We always benefit when her mic is on. During Juno Weekend was I was obsessed with trying to turn “My Pussy’s Hangin’ Out” into my ringtone. Full Story

LipGloss or Die

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2009 08:41:53 April 8, 2009 08:41:53

His hair is perfect throughout, he doesn’t say much but there’s a lot of pouting, and he gets to pretend he’s friends with Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner… It’s Zac Efron’s Pool Party on Funny or Die. You smell like a waffle. It’s not the strongest video ever, although I am fascinated by Zac’s “twang” that seems to come and go. Full Story

Amy and the gays

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2009 08:16:32 April 8, 2009 08:16:32

Amy Poehler’s Parks and Recreation premieres on Thursday – it’s a whole new must see TV on NBC! The Office, Parks and Rec, and 30 Rock… Amy and Tina back to back anchoring network television? Yay for girls, right? So girls should be watching right? We’ll see. Early buzz surrounding Parks and Rec is that it’s solid. Full Story

RDJ: forgiven in flat shoes?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2009 07:59:08 April 8, 2009 07:59:08

Many of you were traumatised by his high heel stylings this week. Me too. Those lifts, they were a quiver killer. Now… Redemption! Same outfit, same beautifully tailored pants, same sexy beast RDJ, same sly smile, same infectious energy, but now in flat shoes. In casual shoes. Sigh. Hot again. Full Story

Where was the light?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2009 07:30:09 April 8, 2009 07:30:09

It’s these hotel rooms sometimes. The light is terrible. For makeup artists it’s the worst. And possibly the explanation behind Sienna Miller’s overbronzed face. Last night in New York at the screening for The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, that film she shot a couple of years ago during which she called Pittsburgh sh-tsburgh and angered the entire town… As you can see, Sienna’s face is one orange blob – gorgeous, but totally the wrong colour. Full Story

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Lilo Boo Hoo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2009 06:55:53 April 8, 2009 06:55:53

No lover, no friends, no career…what’s the solution? Call up Us Weekly. Lindsay Lohan is now officially lower than Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, admitting to getting dumped on the cover of a tabloid, crying about having no friends… I AM SO ALONE. This is what she’s telling Janice Min – that she’s in “absolute hell” after getting dumped by Samantha Ronson, and that last Friday was the “worst night of my life” when she was banned from a Ronson party and spent the night staying at the Chateau Marmont one floor above the Ronson family. Full Story

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April 8, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2009 06:42:38 April 8, 2009 06:42:38

Big love to the kind folks at Work for Widows helping women in impoverished countries who lost their husbands in the tsunami. Good luck to everyone taking part in the B-Strong Fund Run in Ottawa in support of Lindsay Bolger who has bravely battled a brain tumour for 4 years and continues to stay positive and encourage others every single day. Full Story

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Nothing like hate mail to lift the spirit. Hate mail from a twi-hard is especially entertaining. It’s been a few days, didn’t want it to lose its entertainment value for you. But yesterday, after this article, they went batsh-t. Do you think he knows? Do you think he’s afraid? Below…from Cathy J…I got your crazy!

“I just watched the video you posted of Rob and it’s disgusting that you posted it. They need to leave him alone! He just wants privacy! You need to stop telling people that “she” is his girlfriend. You need to stop being a festerer of gossip. You are in the black book already. Don’t get yourself into more trouble. Of course you’re stupid. Only someone as stupid as you wouldn’t figure out that Rob and Kristen belong together and they “ARE” together already!!!!!!!!! You asshole!”

Like a great piece of music, it just builds and builds to an amazing crescendo, this one, non?

From lunatics to lifts, let’s switch gears – 2nd most emailed smutty item from yesterday: RDJ wears high heels? More on that later.

Tuesday – new posts all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Festerer is my new favourite word. Use it in a sentence at least once today.

Away from the castle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2009 18:07:14 April 7, 2009 18:07:14

This is model “actress” Elsa Pataky at a breast cancer event today in Spain promoting herself for charity. Check her out working the cameras. Gorgeous, right? Love the hair. Over in Long Beach, her boyfriend, Adrien Brody, who bought a fake castle for her in upstate New York and routinely participates in cheesy photoshoots for the sole purpose of fronting her career, participated in some celebrity race car event… It’s been a long time since they embarrassed themselves in the pages of Hello Magazine while reading scripts in an empty bathtub. Full Story

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