Wonder Twins Activated!!!

May 30, 2008 08:55:00 Posted at May 30, 2008 08:55:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They did, they didn’t... they DID! Breathe y"all. Breathe. Stop screaming. Stop crying. Get up off your knees. Shiloh would want to be calm. So the Jolie Pitt twins have been activated – born in France according to Entertainment Tonight Full Story

All Star Burn

May 30, 2008 08:14:00 Posted at May 30, 2008 08:14:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They are the reigning – and smug – Oscar winners for Best Picture and the Coen Brothers next release Burn After Reading is due out in September boasting one of the most impressive casts in recent memory. George Clooney, Tilda Swinton, Frances McDormand – all Oscar winners, and then the incomparable John Malkovich along with Brad Pitt. Full Story

The Real Nate and Chuck

May 30, 2008 07:34:45 Posted at May 30, 2008 07:34:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is for Lara who’s had a rough week at work and needs to lose herself in a little dirty daydreaming over Ed Westwick. Spreading like wildfire across the internets, Gawker.com somehow stumbled upon them – personal photos of Ed and Chace Crawford doing what young rich men do: hang out with their friends, get annihilated, and make out with girls. Full Story

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Madge & Gwyneth matching blonde and black

May 30, 2008 06:56:45 Posted at May 30, 2008 06:56:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Gwyneth and her BFF Madonna had dinner at Nobu last night with matching blonde waves almost the same length and black from head to toe. The two had much to talk about. There is also much to celebrate. As you know, Madge finalised the adoption of Baby David Banda this week and has started rehearsing hard for the upcoming tour while speculation about her marital woes continue unabated. Full Story

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The Rachel Rumours

May 30, 2008 06:39:41 Posted at May 30, 2008 06:39:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love Rachel Bilson. Rachel Bilson is the best thing about Hayden Christensen. Here she is at Chanel’s New Concept Boutique last night looking stylish and cute as usual but maybe a little pale and pukey which only adds to rumours abound that she is pregnant – totally unsubstantiated and totally not slam dunk. Full Story

No Twins Not Yet

May 30, 2008 06:28:46 Posted at May 30, 2008 06:28:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The two Wonder Gods are still inside Angelina Jolie despite rumours out of France that she’d given birth to them on Sunday. In fact, Angie was last seen this week “shopping in the Var region of France, clearly still very pregnant.” And the world waits…  Full Story


May 30, 2008 06:21:37 Posted at May 30, 2008 06:21:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know when you’re so into someone you can’t bear to spend even 5 minutes away from them? Like the world isn’t right unless they’re around? The way Lilo is without her Samro? This must be what it’s like for Rihanna and Chris Brown right now. So totally in love in the way only 20 year olds can be in love – it’s intoxicating. Full Story

May 30, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 30, 2008 06:19:28 Posted at May 30, 2008 06:19:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Sarah O from Annie and Lynn on your last day in the office in Calgary – we will miss having you around but look forward to gossip mongering over Sametime. Good luck with the move! Happy 25th Birthday to Michelle on Saturday! Wishing you a party crazy weekend in Toronto though I have full confidence you won’t have a problem on that front, from one Western grad to another, and you especially living in Saugeen! Full Story

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Dear Gossips,

George Clooney appeared on a repeat episode of David Letterman last night curiously just as news broke yesterday that he and Sarah Larson are over. Hollywood timing is so reliable.

My husband and I watched together, chuckled together, he probably chuckled more than me. Not much of a gusher, he turned to me half way through and said – this guy is cool. Why are you always throwin’ your rag on him?

Today I’m throwing my rag on him because he bailed on his girl to win back the MiniVan who did not support his Leatherheads. Le sigh. Even the last great movie star has to bow down to the Majority.

Still…George is a charming son of a bitch. I hate myself for totally wanting to be his girlfriend.

It’s Thursday, new posts all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Photo Negotiation Pt 1 is not Pamela Anderson.

Blind for Nicole

May 29, 2008 17:10:00 Posted at May 29, 2008 17:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I wish I had more bad things to say about Nicole Richie. In fact I wish I had many bad things to say about Nicole Richie. Because I like her so much. I like her style. I like everything she wears. I like her face. I like her hair. I like what she"s done with herself. I like that she likes Joel Madden. Full Story