Nicole and a prune

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2009 13:47:15 February 19, 2009 13:47:15

It’s like they’re all turning into each other, blending, morphing, pruning… Here are Nicole Richie and Mary Kate Olsen yesterday at the Proenza Schouler show at Fashion Week. Same kinky hair I so desire, one with fringe, one without, same dark eyes, cheekbones accentuated, and of course… MK is rocking the prune. Full Story

John on Jolie before Jen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2009 12:22:28 February 19, 2009 12:22:28

Everyone here in LA is buzzing about the battle royale on the red carpet on Sunday – Jen and John and the Brange at the Oscars? Perhaps John Mayer is hoaxing. Hopefully not! Academy seating plans! What to do? Anyway, thanks to Noelle for this delicious little blast from the past. A John Mayer interview with Rolling Stone Full Story

Grey Goose Twilight, Mamma Mia, and more

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2009 11:31:59 February 19, 2009 11:31:59

It was supposed to be a quiet night last night at the Grey Goose party – the first of three this week. Dylan and I were planning on easing into the festivities. Not quiet, no easing. We should have known when we walked in right behind Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman, inseparable all night. Sarah in person? GORGEOUS. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2009 11:12:39 February 19, 2009 11:12:39

JailBait’s boyfriend’s bulge (Dlisted)

I keep saying this but really…she never ages (Hollywood Tuna)

Almost every night, I dream about the lead (Just Jared)

With hair like this, why would LA want to let him go? (Pop Sugar)

Kate Moss’s New York body (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Why Samro must keep spinning for Lilo (INO)

Guy sucks, Madge blamed. Fair or sexist? (Cele|bitchy)

Is this piece being wasted on Joe Jonas? (Popoholic)

This is why I have two giant pimples (The Blemish)

Who pulled a Lohan backstage at the Brits? (Holy Moly)

Filthy Scab Fashion Week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2009 10:07:20 February 19, 2009 10:07:20

She modeled for Richie Rich …if you can call this modeling. I call it spraying skank. But why quibble over definitions? This is Pamela Anderson in all her Filthy Scab glory classing up the runway. Was Anna Wintour in the front row? Please, someone, send me a photo of her face! Anna can shrivel with her eyes…and there’s an abundance to hate on where the Scab is concerned, even when she’s covered up. Full Story

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Gwynnie super mini!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2009 09:29:15 February 19, 2009 09:29:15

Coldplay performed at the War Child show last night in London so of course Gwyneth was there to support her husband wearing a killer jacket and of course a super mini to show off those Tracy Anderson legs. As you can see, GOOP is glowing, happy to have hurdled their recent marital hump. Per usual, the two were not photographed together. Full Story

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Shelfy > Posh too?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2009 08:20:52 February 19, 2009 08:20:52

Oh Posh. Losing out to Blake Lively for a Vogue cover. And possibly Katherine Heigl. And now…perhaps the ultimate insult… Shelf Ass Jessica Biel??? You see? This is the power of the Pipsqueak. This is why his Herm will never, ever, EVER let go. Because her movies tank, she isn’t working on anything, she’s a tv girl period, but still, after her boyfriend Justin Timberlake introduces her to Anna Wintour, suddenly Shelfy might cover Vogue. Full Story

Have you seen this before?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2009 07:31:53 February 19, 2009 07:31:53

Oh look! It’s Sienna Miller looking busted at the end of the night getting into a cab! She’s young, she was leaving the War Child after party, she clearly enjoyed a few drinks…nothing wrong with that. Come on, she’s not working on some woman’s husband for a change. Let her have her fun. Full Story

The Hoff at the Brits!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2009 07:21:00 February 19, 2009 07:21:00

Don’t ask me why he’s there. Don’t even bother sending me whatever explanation about a movie or a tv show or some dvd or even worse, a new album. I don’t care. There is only one reason The Hoff ever shows up anywhere and that is it to provide the cheese. Don’t ask me who he has with him. Full Story

Can Cheryl Cole conquer America?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2009 07:15:08 February 19, 2009 07:15:08

It took Victoria Beckham 3 times and several years… You all in the UK keep telling me: Cheryl Cole is it right now, and Girls Aloud won big last night, and even though in North American they haven’t quite connected, many people believe that Cheryl has the potential to cross over. She’s been to LA on a couple of exploratory trips the last few months… things look promising, and some predict there’s a possibility she might succeed with less time and less desperation than the Posh. Full Story

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Kylie kept changing!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2009 07:06:36 February 19, 2009 07:06:36

And why not? She cohosted the Brit Awards last night so she decided to wear a new dress every time she was called on stage. I think I like the red best… You? LOVE her. LOVE how – corny moment ahead – her happiness is palpable. Like I can see it. Kylie Minogue seems really, really fulfilled in life. Full Story

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