Where’s Ali Lohan?

May 26, 2008 08:55:00 Posted at May 26, 2008 08:55:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Entertainment Weekly has compiled a list of 33 of the hottest celebrities over 50. Among them: Meryl Streep, Helen Mirren, Susan Sarandon, Denzel, Bruce Willis, Ian McKellen (yes yes yes!), Iman (this bitch is 50???), Angela Bassett, and Jessica Lange (totally disagree. Full Story

Why Kiki’s So Happy

May 26, 2008 08:16:49 Posted at May 26, 2008 08:16:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There have been allegations that my Kiki has fallen off the wagon several times. And while it is entirely possible that she’s using again, she has also reported to work on the set of All Good Things after satisfying insurance standards which is a good sign. And why not? Especially since the motivation for reporting to work is Ryan Gosling. Full Story

About Catalina Sandino Moreno

May 26, 2008 07:51:00 Posted at May 26, 2008 07:51:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I loved Maria Full of Grace. Have you seen it? Catalina Sandino Moreno was nominated for an Oscar for that role. And deservedly so. I wish I had a name like Catalina Sandino Moreno. I wish I looked like Catalina Sandino Moreno. There’s a great story about her on a red carpet. Donovan was shooting it and when the tapes came back, there was like a full on 5 minutes of b-roll just of Catalina Sandino Moreno standing there posing. Full Story

Newlyweds in Cannes

May 26, 2008 07:01:00 Posted at May 26, 2008 07:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Has it only been 6 weeks? INF caught Beyonce and Jay-Z last night in Cannes in a rare moment of affection before they spotted photographers and disentangled themselves. Love them but don’t understand why he lets her out of the house like that. Full Story

On Lilo & Sam

May 26, 2008 06:45:52 Posted at May 26, 2008 06:45:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These two are hot together. Hot like Callie and Dr Hawn – a major reason why I’ve started watching Grey’s Anatomy again. Lesbian is the new Louboutin… right? Am told the Lindsay Lohan/Samantha Ronson relationship is as volatile as they come. According to a source who observed them a few days ago in Cannes, Lindsay seems as though “she simply cannot exist with Samantha”. Full Story

The Players Play in Monaco

May 26, 2008 06:21:35 Posted at May 26, 2008 06:21:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The duel of lifetime has hit the road – Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong have been seen making out all over the French Riviera and also turned up in Monaco at the weekend for the Grand Prix. My sources say Lance loves the attention, it’s a big selling point for him right now, and even though he’s dated high profile women before, needless to say Sheryl Crow doesn’t have the profile of Kate Hudson. Full Story

Why Jess Gets No Respect

May 26, 2008 06:18:35 Posted at May 26, 2008 06:18:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Because she has to beg for love. Over and over and over again. Three relationships and three times it’s been the same bitter end, to say nothing of the fact that Adam Levine goes around telling people that she showed up to his hotel room wearing nothing but a trenchcoat and a fresh bikini wax underneath. Full Story

May 26, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 26, 2008 06:11:42 Posted at May 26, 2008 06:11:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Rachel in Ottawa - Sheena hopes "the goddess" enjoyed her adventures in London! Happy belated 28th Birthday to Jenna. You’ve been an amazing friend through a few bumpy rides. Love, Mel. To Sara B – Happy belated 34th. Hope you had the best weekend ever. From Mel in Missouri to you in California, she can’t wait for your visit in 3 weeks! To Kathleen M – happy belated birthday from Lynn! Much respect for your patient but impressive flirting skills that have paid off in the form of a super shy “monkey looker” who you’ve been crushing on for years. Full Story

Friday, May 23, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Last night at the AMFAR gala - watching how Madonna moves, the hysteria around her...it"s actually MORE dramatic than the Brange. There was a point where Dylan thought I was going to be killed. Or at least break my other arm.

Not even at the Oscars...have never been on a carpet that crazy. And never mind Mimi, there is no entourage like Madge"s entourage. More on that later.

Am headed home today. Reunited with my boys! Yay!

The column will go back to normal on Monday. Til then have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Smutty Tingles

May 23, 2008 11:09:29 Posted at May 23, 2008 11:09:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two flight down, one to go. Am in between airports. Sorry blogging sucky. Promise to be back to regular frequency of posting on Monday.

Thank you, love you, owe you.

The photos are actually more flattering (Hollywood Tuna)

J Lo changes diapers??? (Dlisted)

More Disney jailbait (INO)

Beyonce and Bond (Holy Moly UK)

Alanis"s Angst on Today (Celeb|itchy)