Lighting up Paris, Lighting up New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2008 07:28:00 November 20, 2008 07:28:00

It’s full-on Christmas mode. Am still not completely ready but getting there after seeing these photos of my Marion Cotillard at the Champs Elysees lighting ceremony yesterday. Le sigh. Paris. Did she cut her hair? No matter. She is lovely. As always. And still happily in love with Guillaume Canet. Full Story

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Fans of the Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2008 07:10:54 November 20, 2008 07:10:54

The Brangelunacy… you think it’s an exaggeration? As illustrated by those idiots who crashed the first class cabin to get autographs from the Twilight kids on a flight from Toronto to LA, shame is dying a rapid death. There is no shame. And there is no end to the embarrassment. I mean…these are ADULTS. Full Story

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Dear Gossips,

It’s Hugh!

Hugh Jackman has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive. And deservedly so! Also not a huge surprise. After all, his odds were only 10 – 1. And, well, look at him!

He’s a beast! (even though that water shot is totally Mimi cheese toe)

Upon being told he’d captured the title, Hugh said his wife Deborra-Lee Furness agreed “I could've told them that years ago! Obviously, Brad wasn't available this year." Heh. That’s what you need. A woman who keeps your head on. Now the question is: will it help his movie Australia? It’s literally being edited right down to the wire, apparently because digitally making Granny’s face move in every frame has become a HUGE production! Can Hugh’s hotness overcome the Freeze?

Other sexy men discussed below. Including the selection of LipGloss to the list. In my old age, I don’t get it.

Wednesday – online all day. Remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Don’t miss yesterday’s late posts – scroll down!

Go on with your sexy self

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2008 14:21:19 November 19, 2008 14:21:19

Freshly anointed People’s Sexiest Man Alive, Hugh Jackman and his wife arrived in LA today in advance of Australia’s premiere. Yum. His hat. The pants. The way his shirt clings to his body but not in an overly beefcakey kind of way. And of course how nice he is, stopping for autographs, never irritable, never ungrateful… There are pipsqueaks out there who have a lot to learn. Full Story

Low classy Beat-Me Mouth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2008 13:14:51 November 19, 2008 13:14:51

JailBait Miley Cyrus appeared on Ellen this week to promote Bolt and made everyone hate her even more. See clip below. I know. You want to slap her in the beat-me mouth, don’t you? That voice, that cackle – how many cigarettes do you have to mainline to achieve that cackle? And the low classy chair fidgeting. Full Story

Twilight on the move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2008 11:58:28 November 19, 2008 11:58:28

The Twilight promotional tour is on a relentless roll. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart at LAX today heading out for more publicity. Hopefully some shameless dumbasses will rush the first class cabin to ask for autographs, similar to what happened on their flight from Toronto to Los Angeles… WTF? As you can see, Kristen is joined by her boyfriend, maybe to help her deal with her awkward feelings for Rob? Or even to curb them? I forgot to mention something from my behind-the-scenes report Full Story

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Lilo reads the papers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2008 11:22:50 November 19, 2008 11:22:50

Today’s issue of The Sun in London, the most widely read paper, reports that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson scrapped over her ex Calum Best at some club last night. Ew. Calum Best looks like that dude in the Mummy. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2008 11:13:01 November 19, 2008 11:13:01

The GMD’s joke of a career (Dlisted)

Who’s wearing Spanx??? (Hollywood Tuna)

Porny should learn revenge lessons from Taylor Swift (Just Jared)

Star Magazine feeds the Triangle (IDLYITW)

Christina Aguilera downsizing…and not just her tits (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

What’s wrong with Winona Ryder???!!! (INO)

Lilo and SamRo fight over Mummy wannabe (Holy Moly)

Emo manscaper (Cele|bitchy)

Where Chace Crawford was salivating last night (Pop Sugar)

These are not the tights

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2008 10:23:35 November 19, 2008 10:23:35

Duana and I debated every day in Paris about those Chanel tights. So amazing. So expensive. $400. Le sigh. We walked away. But these… These earrings… These are not the tights. So not the same thing. Beyonce turned up to the Gotham Magazine Gala in New York last night with these bobbing above her shoulders. Full Story

Lonely, sad Concrete Tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2008 09:16:14 November 19, 2008 09:16:14

I feel like it’s been a long time since she’s propped them out. Yay! Here’s Victoria Beckham with her concrete tits in white last night after a private event at Eva Longoria’s Beso restaurant. Eva wore black to the party, as did Hayden Panettiere. But there’s never been an upstager like Posh. Full Story

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GOOPy single and skinny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2008 08:08:00 November 19, 2008 08:08:00

Lead item in Page Six today about Gwyneth Paltrow’s exploits Miami last weekend for the Fountainebleau opening. Apparently she spent a lot of time with a billionaire called Jeff Soffer, hanging out with him at the party, and then on his yacht with Kate Hudson the next day…which probably means it’s manslinger Kate who’s screwing the rich dude and not the prissy Paltrow. Full Story