So apparently Mischa has nothing better to do but beg designers for a seat during London Fashion Week. That would be because she’s almost Tara Reid: Zero career, zero prospects, zero potential. Still… Mischa fashions herself a fashion girl, which may have been the case once upon a time, when she was hanging out with Nicole Richie, but these days it’s a mess from head to toe. Full Story
F*ck the recipes and the London gastro-scene…right? Coming from my Gwyneth, it’s the CLOTHES you care about. And so after 2 previous newsletters, and much pleading from many of you to be accepted, Gwyneth’s GOOPy team has apparently finally sorted out their launch pains – most should have received their newsletters now. Full Story
Your first reaction might be to applaud Courteney Cox for admitting to using Botox. Especially since Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, despite the obvious immobilisation in her forehead, ridiculously refuses to admit what has been long regarded as a universal truth. But here’s the thing… Courteney’s admission is that she TRIED it. Full Story
To Susan in Calgary – good luck today and enjoy your time on the couch! Make the most of your recovery time…by watching Friday Night Lights? Sending you healthy healing wishes! Happy 17th Birthday Samantha! with love from Mom. Happy belated birthday Erin in Zurich from Sydney who’s sending you lots of love and best wishes for the best year ever in the land of chocolate and cheese. Full Story
Britney’s Womaniser video is set to premiere on Friday. But just when Chicken Fried Original is getting back on track, Chicken Fried Junior is once again causing a smutty commotion. Yay for child stardom! More on that later.
The rainy season has started in Vancouver and now I feel the aches in my Mischa Barton broken arm. Apparently it will be like this for life. When the weather turns and when the rain falls down, Mischa Barton will sting like a nagging whinging hag at my elbow, a creak in my bones I’ll never be able to shake. F8ck.
It’s Wednesday. Am blogging all day.
Yours in gossip,
PS. RDJ wasn’t this disappointing. Also not John Mayer
No…the OTHER Twins. The Olsens. My Gwyneth arrived at Heathrow bound for NYC today and ran into MK and Ashley. You’ll note all of them are wearing flat boots and not stilettos. Even though they don’t have children to chase after. Victoria Beckham on the other hand can’t walk into an airport without at least 4 inches when she’s with her 3 boys. Full Story
Why wasn’t Filthy Scab invited? (Dlisted)
Veronica Mars and The Gap (Hollywood Tuna)
How’s this for a wedding dress? (Just Jared)
Scarjo’s stars and stripes (Pop Sugar)
Size 2 see-through (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Crackhead in a coffin (Holy Moly)
Adrien Brody to marry? No!!!! (INO)
An old queen attacks another queen (Cele|bitchy)
George Clooney’s perviest look (Candy Kirby)
In this environment, how will Duchovny stay “clean”? (IDLYITW)
Photos de la Famille Pitt en arrivant a Nice cet après-midi. French is rusty. Must practise for Paris. We’re going this month! Berlin to New York to New Orleans and now home to Nice – all in less than a week! Check out the Pitts getting off the plane in France today. There’s Miss Zahara spiritedly leading the way. Full Story