Thursday, May 29, 2008

Dear Gossips,

George Clooney appeared on a repeat episode of David Letterman last night curiously just as news broke yesterday that he and Sarah Larson are over. Hollywood timing is so reliable.

My husband and I watched together, chuckled together, he probably chuckled more than me. Not much of a gusher, he turned to me half way through and said – this guy is cool. Why are you always throwin’ your rag on him?

Today I’m throwing my rag on him because he bailed on his girl to win back the MiniVan who did not support his Leatherheads. Le sigh. Even the last great movie star has to bow down to the Majority.

Still…George is a charming son of a bitch. I hate myself for totally wanting to be his girlfriend.

It’s Thursday, new posts all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Photo Negotiation Pt 1 is not Pamela Anderson.

Blind for Nicole

May 29, 2008 17:10:00 Posted at May 29, 2008 17:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I wish I had more bad things to say about Nicole Richie. In fact I wish I had many bad things to say about Nicole Richie. Because I like her so much. I like her style. I like everything she wears. I like her face. I like her hair. I like what she"s done with herself. I like that she likes Joel Madden. Full Story

Gaybe Claybe made a Baby???

May 29, 2008 10:53:59 Posted at May 29, 2008 10:53:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shiloh Jolie Pitt! TMZ is reporting that Clay Aiken will be a father. The baby mother’s name is Jaymes Foster. Just to clarify, because in this case there should be clarification, Jaymes is a woman. A Woman. Full Story

Sarah too

May 29, 2008 10:34:00 Posted at May 29, 2008 10:34:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Multiple sources have confirmed exclusively to that Sarah McLachlan and her husband Ashwin Sood have separated. A reconciliation is not entirely out of the question but I"m told it"s not a consideration right now. They have two daughters. Sarah is currently on holiday in Hawaii with her girls (Ashwin did not join them) looking amazing and fit and happy and healthy and so beautiful, clearly taking some time to enjoy her children and perhaps to regroup for life changes. Full Story

Patricia Field for Payless Exclusive Giveaway!

May 29, 2008 07:47:08 Posted at May 29, 2008 07:47:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many, many, many of you will be seeing the Sex & the City movie some time this weekend. Am assuming then that you know who Patricia Field is. Remember, SJP is not the style icon. It is Patricia Field who made Carrie Bradshaw. At least her wardrobe. Cool thing is, Patricia knows couture but she can also do budget. Full Story

Missing Mischa

May 29, 2008 06:28:08 Posted at May 29, 2008 06:28:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Because of her, I broke my arm and it looks like Mischa’s flake-out in Cannes has been extended to London. She’s supposed to be promoting You and I, that movie about tATu she’s probably embarrassed about. Full Story

Ben & Casey at the Salon

May 29, 2008 06:11:02 Posted at May 29, 2008 06:11:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ben and Casey Affleck were in London yesterday promoting Gone Baby Gone and also found time to drop in at The Return of the Salon hosted by Esquire Magazine held at the Sanderson Hotel. My only memory of the Sanderson Hotel is from last summer. We went there for drinks while working on the Diana Concert special, a group of us on the patio, when this woman (a full blown adult) stood up in a hurry after drinking too much and literally, no joke, sprayed puke across our table. Full Story

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May 29, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 29, 2008 06:07:00 Posted at May 29, 2008 06:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 28th Birthday Lori, perhaps the only woman to emerge uninfected from a company-mandated handshake with Hollywood Ebola. Share your secret with the world! As for you Lisa… can’t say I’m with you on the Paul Rudd love (there’s a weird head/body proportion thing going on there that doesn’t work for me) but just for you – am attaching new photos taken yesterday of Paul shooting a movie with Jason Segal called I Love You, Man. Full Story

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Dear Gossips,

The healing power of good hair…

Haven’t had good hair since breaking my arm. Aside from no golf, one of the worst downsides to a gimpy arm is that I can’t wash my own hair. As such, my husband has been washing my hair. And it’s really not as sexy as it sounds. Because I spend the entire time fighting with him about how much product to use. He squirts out a dime sized dollop on his palm and thinks it’s enough. Next I get a lecture about wasting shampoo. The next 10 minutes is about me pleading with him not to be so cheap. At the end of a very unsatisfying scrub he’ll douse my head in too much conditioner. For some reason it hasn’t been drying the same either.

Bad hair leads to bad everything else: felt dumpy, didn’t want to get dressed, didn’t even want to exfoliate. I normally love exfoliating. But looking cute seemed impossible.

Then, on the advice of the ladies in my book club on Monday night, I went for a blow out yesterday. Totally made my life.

It is the power of good hair. Good hair can move mountains. Good hair could end conflict. Jennifer Aniston has good hair every day. And still she always manages to find something to cry about. This has always confounded me.

SJP has good hair often too. She had great hair last night on the pink carpet at the NYC premiere of Sex & the City. Photos to follow.

And don’t forget, Kim Cattrall is joining us live in studio at eTalk today to answer audience questions and dish on the movie. To be part of the exclusive experience, email or call 1-866-460-4797.

Here’s Kim in Vivienne Westwood last night.

Wednesday – am posting all day, check back often to get caught up!

Yours in gossip,