No one cares about LipGloss!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2008 07:58:52 November 19, 2008 07:58:52

Last week I reported exclusively that LipGloss is all pissy pants about being pushed aside on the fame front by sparkly vampires and dazzling Edward Cullen. Click here for the article. Full Story

Megan Meh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2008 07:38:38 November 19, 2008 07:38:38

Megan Fox and her fiancé Brian Austin Green last night at the GQ event at the Chateau Marmont. Like…do you care? Said it before, will say it again. She’s an eternal Blender girl. The poor man’s Angelina Jolie. It’s crass, and I’m sorry, but Megan Fox is at best a handjob in the backseat, not even real sex from behind over the hood of the car, you know what I mean? And she can’t dress either. Full Story

The Sexiest Men

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2008 07:21:10 November 19, 2008 07:21:10

Who else aside from Hugh? Daniel Craig seemed to come in close second. Perhaps the difference was that Bond would not have actively campaigned for it, nor would he have been thrilled about it either. Hugh seems to handle the fame a lot more easily than Craig. Jon Hamm’s inclusion puts him on track to take over from Clooney one day, if only more people would watch Mad Men. Full Story

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Scroll down for several late day posts yesterday including exclusive Edward and Bella behind the scenes in Toronto and the ugly assness now known as Chris Klein…

I remember two years ago at TIFF, he showed up on the carpet at an event and there were girls there actually excited about being at a party with Chris Klein, whipping out their digital cameras, trying to get into VIP. Of course they were Woo-Girls, a subject featured hilariously on last night’s How I Met Your Mother. Click here for the clip.

What’s worse: a Woo-Girl or a Twilight freak?

Tuesday – new posts throughout the day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Herro Tanya! Much love to my friend and colleague Tanya Kim, host of eTalk who is heading to Zambia on Thursday to represent Care Canada and to launch the I Am Powerful campaign. “I Am Powerful acknowledges that women are key agents of change and are at the heart of global poverty eradication efforts, forming 70% of CARE's beneficiaries around the world. Yet despite this reality, these women are often depicted as being victims to their fate; as being powerless. I AM POWERFUL is focused on conveying positive images of strength and determination, giving the Canadian public the knowledge that women in the developing world are in fact forces in the fight to end poverty.”

You’re a better person than me, TK. Have the best time ever!

Who will it be?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2008 22:31:11 November 18, 2008 22:31:11

People is announcing the Sexiest Man Alive tomorrow morning? Will they choose Barack Obama or will the SMA come from the world of entertainment? Click here to review the contenders and their odds. Check back tomorrow to find out .... Who will it be?  Full Story

Marky Mark hates Xenu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2008 18:53:52 November 18, 2008 18:53:52

This is Mark Wahlberg with his long suffering but ultimately rewarded baby mother today at a medical centre either on his way to play golf or just coming back from. Max Payne, Mark’s most recent film last month came and went at the box office, no doubt a major disappointment. At least he has Entourage. Full Story

Robo evolved?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2008 18:02:11 November 18, 2008 18:02:11

The GMD and his RoboBride celebrate 2 years of wedded bliss today. Two years ago the entire world was invited to Rome. And David Miscavige was Tom Cruise’s maid of honour. And Katie Holmes’s imprisonment continues. However despite the rumours and the bullsh-t headlines concocted by Life & Style, twice now proclaiming the end of the marriage, the GMD’s hold on KatE is as firm as ever. Full Story

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Too much happiness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2008 13:03:07 November 18, 2008 13:03:07

Last night’s Gossip Girl was probably the worst episode ever in the show’s history. Ugh. Like, nothing bad happened. And nothing horrible was said to anyone. And Chuck didn’t zing. And Blair didn’t sass. And Serena put away her tits. And wore a horrible outfit for Thanksgiving. Full Story

Interpreting her jail sentence

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2008 12:13:44 November 18, 2008 12:13:44

Less than 2 weeks away from the release of Circus and Britney’s MTV documentary For the Record which promises to be as candid of a celebrity reveal as has been seen in recent years. Quotes and clips are now starting to leak from the programme, the most insightful has been Britney’s explanation  Full Story

JailBait, Gay Pilots, Soul Patches, and Mr T

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2008 10:18:52 November 18, 2008 10:18:52

Last night at the Hollywood premiere of Bolt, going head to head with Twilight at the box office this weekend. Family movies vs Vampires and Bond too. It’s a heavyweight battle. Who wins? I’ll settle for Twilight or Bond > the Gay Pilot and JailBait…you? Here’s Travolty on the carpet with Disney JailBait and her beat-me mouth and also her father Billy Ray Cyrus with that f-cking ridiculous soul patch that’s right up there with acid wash as a label for Loser. Full Story

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