Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Sigh. Am totally, totally, totally sick in the head over Michael Phelps. Sick! I actually like his face. As much as his body. Sick!

Britney is sane, Jen might be single, and Little Sci finally wears playclothes.

Wednesday – blogging all day, check back when you can. Oh…and by popular demand, we’re working on RSS.

Yours in gossip,


Robo Couture

August 13, 2008 13:38:54 Posted at August 13, 2008 13:38:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This dress she wore at Tropic Thunder the other night – apparently KatE designed it herself. With the help of her stylist. You likey? I don’t know. To me it looks messy. The halter strap seems unfinished, the material cheap, and the way it’s folding around her hips is kinda budget bridesmaid. Full Story

The Trailer Park Chronicles

August 13, 2008 13:04:52 Posted at August 13, 2008 13:04:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love me some low classy sex dramz. So Jamie Lynn Spears got knocked up at 16, engaged shortly thereafter. His name? Casey. Three years her senior, lays pipes for a living, enjoys rolling around on a tractor with a shotgun…oh yeah and f*cking some other twat on the side. Of course the twat on the side is now telling selling her story to a tabloid. Full Story

Ovulation Day Shoes

August 13, 2008 12:37:44 Posted at August 13, 2008 12:37:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rachel Bilson > Mischa Barton. Though to be fair, Rachel Bilson’s schedule hasn’t exactly been back to back either. But at least she was in a recent hit movie, and isn’t so stupid to turn down guest starring stints on TV shows. And since the end of The OC she’s looked better and better. Full Story

Chicken Fried Maid

August 13, 2008 12:01:00 Posted at August 13, 2008 12:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ugh. Hate the word “maid”. Maybe it’s just me. More from Britney’s interview in OK! Magazine, this time about her time with her kids. The good news – Britney is in good spirits: "I'm healthy, happy and excited about the future.” Much of the reason for that of course is that she’s spending more time with her boys. Full Story

They’re Back…with heels

August 13, 2008 08:37:43 Posted at August 13, 2008 08:37:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The web-wide obsession has returned. This time accessorised. With heels. Check out Katie Holmes in her gay midget jeans, cuffed and rolled, and sitting atop a pair of gorgeous heels that aren’t for the lazy. 5 minutes to take on and off, non? She’s loving it and of course the GMD is loving it too. Full Story

Please don’t break up

August 13, 2008 08:06:38 Posted at August 13, 2008 08:06:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh but they will. Eventually. They have to. They’re too young. And Rihanna isn’t a character from a Stephenie Meyer novel. UGH! I am still SO angry about the colossal and universal FAIL that was Breaking Dawn. Full Story

Little Sci’s tireless mom

August 13, 2008 07:33:08 Posted at August 13, 2008 07:33:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After being ordered to the GMD’s side Monday night for Tropic Thunder in LA, Katie Holmes flew straight back to New York for Tuesday rehearsals and then, ever the doting mom, she took Little Sci for playtime in playclothes (finally!) at Chelsea Piers in the afternoon. Am running out of adjectives for LS. Full Story

Showdown at TIFF: It’s On!!!

August 13, 2008 07:24:50 Posted at August 13, 2008 07:24:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well… not really a showdown but as I reported exclusively a few weeks ago, there was a strong possibility that all three of them – Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Jennifer Aniston – would be at the Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF) this year. Full Story

Pissing Douche runs away?

August 13, 2008 07:01:01 Posted at August 13, 2008 07:01:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The scheming scared him off… as expected. LA started buzzing yesterday that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer had both been in town at the same time and were not spotted together, not once. By late afternoon, everyone seemed convinced that it was done and paps who’ve been fortuitously in the right place at the right time during the course of their romance have also checked in to say the tips have suddenly stopped. Full Story