April 3, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 06:20:42 April 3, 2009 06:20:42

Happy Birthday Skippy in Victoria! Have a great time in the excited States of America…? From your old pal in the COS, Tania. To Ashley – Happy Belated 25th Birthday! I appreciate the support and the converts! Hoping you celebrate your milestone properly this weekend. Congratulations Lauren W on your destination wedding in the Mayan Riviera! Thrilled that you’ll be surrounded by family and friends like Bonnie who cannot wait to spend the week catching up with the girls! Send pictures! Happy Belated 31st Birthday to Lindsay J. Full Story

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Appreciate your enthusiasm for the twi-hard hate mail. You’re right. It’s the best. Like, better than the Brangelunatics.

Thursday, also known as GOOP day. And since my G made an appearance last night there are new photos too. Gwyneth with big shoulders and high heels. More on that later.

Totally hung over from husband’s birthday dinner. Maybe I’m actually still drunk. He decided to drive (lame and square, non?) so I represented the family. Vodka blogging is my favourite. No filter.

Am online all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Coldplay isn’t banned. Also not Simple Plan. They are the sweetest. Quick Simple Plan story – one of our friends had the roughest Juno Sunday. Horrible. She loves Simple Plan. So Michelle, Laura, and I, at one of the label parties on Sunday night, we saw the band, and since I had interviewed them on the red carpet, we asked them if they could call her to say hi, cheer her up. No problem. Jeff takes the cell phone into the washroom for, several minutes he’s missing, and by the time we talked to her again, she’s giggling, she’s dying, and she said he kept telling her to “come to the party”. Adorable. I love them.

Playing Ginsberg reading Kafka

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 15:06:21 April 2, 2009 15:06:21

My #1 today in New York on the set of Howl in full costume clutching a Kafka – prop or personal? Ritchie recently sent me a link to James Franco’s Criterion Collection Top 10. For those unfamiliar with the Criterion Collection, it’s like limited edition DVDs with the best, best, BEST special features. Full Story

Bruno!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 14:59:56 April 2, 2009 14:59:56

I reported on reaction from a preview screening a couple of weeks ago at SXSW – click here for a refresher. Now the trailer has arrived… Dude, I can’t wait for Public Enemies with Depp and Bale but Bruno, Bruno has now soared to the top of the list. Full Story

Orange by request

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 13:38:00 April 2, 2009 13:38:00

Many of you have been requesting more photos of Mr Valentino from the screening last night. Why? Because, to borrow from Mrs Jones, he’s so orange he’s almost purple. He IS purple! No, but really, that infomercial presenter man who had an affair with Bridget’s mother…I love him so much. Full Story

1999 was 10 years ago

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 12:16:55 April 2, 2009 12:16:55

So why is Elizabeth Hurley still famous? Like Austin Powers Liz seems cryogenically frozen from a decade past. Same hair, same clothes, same old all the time. And… What exactly does she do??? I don’t know why I keep asking this question with regard to celebrities. I’m still drunk off my own alcohol fumes. Full Story

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LipGloss ruined my tuna sub

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 11:41:01 April 2, 2009 11:41:01

Was halfway through my tuna sub. Starving. On honey oat with mozzarella cheese, green peppers, tomatoes, cukes, black olives, pickles, and mustard, pepper no salt. Yum. Until this… LipGloss Zac Efron’s wax figure unveiling at Madame Tussaud’s today surrounded by tweens hoping it’ll come to life. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 11:09:54 April 2, 2009 11:09:54

Seriously…at first I thought this was Katie Holmes and Little Sci (Dlisted)

Posh wanted to wear those boots first (Hollywood Tuna)

Isla Fisher replacing Jennifer Aniston? (Pop Sugar)

Someone told me he was the original Edward Cullen (Just Jared)

Shelfy practises stripping (Drunken Stepfather site Not Safe For Work)

What Tom Brady finds sexy (INO)

LipGloss and Ginny Weasley??? (Cele|bitchy)

JailBait Judy Garland? Bitch…PLEASE! (Holy Moly)

The Asian Heidi Montag (The Blemish)

Scarjo’s restrictive diet is working (Popoholic)

All the Cullen Men

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 10:13:30 April 2, 2009 10:13:30

Thanks to Jody for sending these through! In Vancouver in March for costume, makeup, and screen tests – Jackson Rathbone, Robert Pattinson, Peter Facinelli, and Kellan Lutz out together on the town… Wrote Jody:My girlfriend and I were lucky enough to chill with some "vampires" a couple of weeks ago. Full Story

Our favourite line

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 09:19:01 April 2, 2009 09:19:01

Mother of the Year Dina Lohan needed some leftovers last week. So she took her daughters Lindsay and Ali to Villa expecting to cougar-up on some of Lilo’s discards. Problem? Ali is 15. She looks 40 but her birth certificate says 15. So they were turned away at the door. Am shocked. Am shocked the guy working security didn’t wave them right through. Full Story

The International Singer-Songwriter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 08:48:33 April 2, 2009 08:48:33

It’s another Hilton trying to break the world. Barron Hilton – mugshot attached and also seen with his parents in January – says he’s “sick of all the Hilton stuff, where all anyone cared about was whether I was doing coke in the bathroom or how many (bitches) I was sleeping with. Full Story