I broke the story last year of Britney’s disastrous shoot for OK! Magazine during which she appeared incoherent and spacey, rubbing chicken fried grease all over her designer wardrobe, pee’d in front of the crew, touched herself inappropriately, babbled like a baby, and let her dog piss and sh*t all over the floor before taking off without notice. Full Story
For Dawna T, one of only 2 Canadian basketball referees in Beijing who just ref’d the Mens USA vs Angola game – your friends and family are so proud of you! Oh and heads up if you see her: stay away from Kobe’s wife. Bitch is crazy. Full Story
Am officially full on Olympic obsessed. How about that little guy Zou Kai nailing his high bar dismount last night to clinch China’s team gold in men’s gymnastics? Can you imagine? When it’s been openly declared that 2nd place is unacceptable, as failure can result in public shame and maybe even a secret police beatdown, with a billion people, literally, pinning their hopes on your small shoulders? Gold medal drama is second to none. I can’t get enough.
Of Britney too.
Her promo spots with Russell Brand for the VMAs are now running. Short, quick, she looks great, she acts naturally, and totally, totally sane. See below.
And the dutiful Robo flew home for one night because the GMD can’t walk a carpet all by himself.
It’s Tuesday – am still fluey but am blogging all day. Remember to refresh. Children are biohazards. Ugh.
Yours in gossip,
He told Craig Ferguson that’s what he’s been getting re: the porn ‘stache. Not so much a porn ‘stache but Super Mario Bros. And he’s still the hotness. RDJ on the carpet last night with his wife Susan to promote Tropic Thunder, a movie in which he is easily outshining everyone else. Full Story
NYC – LA – NYC No wonder she’s so thin. Sleepless at night hungering for a real man, sleepless during the day hungering for a real life, sleepless in the afternoon hungering for a career again, on Broadway no less, and summoned to the GMD’s side whenever he needs to sell a movie…here’s Katie Holmes back in New York and heading to rehearsal this morning. Full Story
As you probably gathered from all the frenzy surrounding last Friday 8/8/8, we Chinese are big on dates. Like lucky dates. We consult special calendars, we consult a combination of numbers and signs, we consult fortune tellers… I’m telling you, it’s full on. When we were planning our wedding, we had to move it up a year - A FULL YEAR – because my mother calculated our birthdays and birth years and found a date that was absolutely perfect. Full Story
Do McGoslings look like this? (Dlisted)
More cowgirl Porny in Elle (Hollywood Tuna)
Are her tits pushing her chin up to her forehead? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Iron Man is dumber than Batman (INO)
Tommy’s filthy scab meat-free life (Holy Moly UK)
Why China is faker than Hollywood (Cele|bitchy)
I don’t even mind his ears (IDLYITW)
Kingston’s pink soother (Pop Sugar)
John Krasinski and Rashida Jones walked the carpet separately last night at Tropic Thunder, as they do. Without a doubt though, they are still a couple. And they are super cute. Saw them during Oscar week leaving the Night Before party in the same car and while I know this is heartbreaking for those of you pining for a real life Office romance, if you can get past Jim and Pam, John and Rashida really are all kinds of adorable. Full Story
Tom Cruise had been attached to a project called Edwin A Salt for many months. His involvement recently ended, supposedly because Hollywood players no longer believe he can pull off “slick action dude” with aplomb. Salt tells the story of a loyal spy accused of being a two faced spy who must pull a Jason Bourne until he’s been exonerated. Full Story