Robo hits the high notes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2008 07:10:44 October 10, 2008 07:10:44

A preview of Katie Holmes’s cameo on Eli Stone has been released. She sings and dances and her high notes will break glass. Seriously. The rest is ok… I guess… but the point of the “vision” was to be a turn-on. And there is nothing sexy, sensual, or seductive about KatE – not her weird assy hair, not her body, not the voice that is still very girly but that has been stripped of feminine appeal by marital androgyny, serving in the end as a sad reminder of the nubile but wholesome young thing once so full of promise, now devoid of personality. Full Story

Chicken Fried For The Record

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2008 07:04:15 October 10, 2008 07:04:15

In support of her new album Circus, dropping December 2nd, Britney has filmed a 90 minute doc with MTV chronicling her comeback with footage from her rehearsals, from backstage at the VMAs, spotlighting her struggle to put last year behind her, and featuring candid reflections about her breakdown and subsequent recovery. Full Story

October 10, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2008 06:56:50 October 10, 2008 06:56:50

Happy 20th Birthday Haley! It’s a milestone so make it count! And thank you for staying with my smut all these years. I like to think I truly know you and your mom…just a little! To Erika in Sydney – Happy 29th Birthday! Don’t be afraid of 30, for real. It’s most fun ever! Full Story

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Only FIVE more sleeps until our Madonna screening – CARE TO TRUTH OR DARE? More information to follow later today.

And good news!

My Gwyneth the GOOPster has finally gotten it together. Many of you have emailed today, after many attempts, and have finally been rewarded. You begged to be her GOOPy friend…and she obliged! A new newsletter, the best one yet (because it’s clothing related), has been sent out. More on that later.

Thursday – new articles all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Jude Law is not a disappointment that way... unless you’re into size.

Madonna Movie Night!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2008 19:29:00 October 9, 2008 19:29:00

Next Tuesday, October 14th… CARE TO TRUTH OR DARE? In celebration of Madonna’s return to Toronto, we are bringing Truth or Dare back to the big screen! And for a good cause! Everyone is welcome by donation – all proceeds are going to RAISING MALAWI. We are also screening a 10 minute exclusive special presentation of Filth & Wisdom, Madonna’s directorial debut! AND… we are so excited to show our very own Madonna montage. Full Story

Everyone purees

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2008 15:13:40 October 9, 2008 15:13:40

Ugh. Baby fever. It takes over everything. And suddenly everyone purees . From my Gwyneth to Nicole Richie – it’s a mommy puree party and I’m not invited! Boo! Still, even this baby hating shrew can’t help but be charmed by these images of Nicole Richie with her cute baby Harlow. Full Story

Smell like Chicken Fried Photoshop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2008 12:31:00 October 9, 2008 12:31:00

New ads for Britney’s new fragrance Hidden Fantasy. Terrible name. Major photoshopping. And the tag line kills me: What do you have to hide? What does SHE have to hide? NOTHING! I could probably how many times she forgot her own name today. Because we know everything about the fried chicken! Dumb creative, non? Full Story

The BoyBand Theory lives on

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2008 12:10:00 October 9, 2008 12:10:00

I like Taylor Swift. She has assy hair but she seems sweet. Much sweeter than that massive bitch Carrie Underwood. So I feel badly that young Taylor Swift has had her heart broken and her gay virgin popped all in one shot. Welcome to the club, honey.Us Weekly Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2008 11:53:00 October 9, 2008 11:53:00

A role made for Jennifer Aniston! (Dlisted )

Scary Spice giant Fail (Hollywood Tuna )

Did Daniel Craig use Granny’s plastic surgeon? (Just Jared )

You paid for this car (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

George Clooney clenching (Pop Sugar )

A dildo divorce (Holy Moly )

Ryan Reynolds: first marital task (INO )

Dandy with a porn stache! (Cele|bitchy )

Ebola’s new BFF (Webster’s Is My Bitch )

Alba Demon classic pubes! (IDLYITW )

Brad’s Angie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2008 10:46:25 October 9, 2008 10:46:25

We knew it would be hard to top Halle Berry’s sexiness on the cover of Esquire but this… This makes it the tightest fight ever. It’s Angelina Jolie on the cover of W Magazine as photographed by her lover and the father of her children. Perhaps the most intimate and insightful of portraits – we are seeing her as he sees her. Full Story

Smut and the Economy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2008 09:03:00 October 9, 2008 09:03:00

In this sh*tty economy, even gossip is getting hit hard! So what does that mean for smut? And how will our smutty landscape react to a dire economic forecast? Get ready for it… There will be more Brange. There will also be more Jennifer Aniston. And there will be LOTS more Brange vs Jennifer Aniston. Full Story