Alanis in a groove

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2009 07:05:47 July 20, 2009 07:05:47

These are high times for Alanis Morissette. It’s a weak line, but it works. As you know, Alanis is enjoying a 7 ep arc on Weeds (please say you watch Weeds, please say you watch Weeds and not the other bullsh-t) after wrapping a successful 2 year run with Flavours of Entanglement, is supposed to star in a film adapted from Radio Free Albemuth, is happy and healthy, is involved with a non celebrity, and looks better than she ever has. Full Story

Gift from a Douche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2009 06:55:30 July 20, 2009 06:55:30

How long before they get back together? John Mayer lives for attention. And he knows it would be a great story. Pisser is probably working it with Porny right now over text and Skype, perhaps he sent her a CD of tracks, new limp dick music to heal her broken heart. It’s apparently a move he uses often. Full Story

Becks rattled, Posh burned

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2009 06:51:17 July 20, 2009 06:51:17

The LA Galaxy played at home vs AC Milan yesterday – Becks had a good game, delivered a solid performance, and helped on both Galaxy goals but many fans were unmoved and unforgiving of his perceived disloyalty to the team. He tried to convince the press later on that he was unaffected by the crowd but the booing and jeering clearly rattled Becks at one point when he went over, apparently to try and make peace with a disgruntled fan, but ended up exchanging heated words with him instead. Full Story

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July 20, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2009 06:37:22 July 20, 2009 06:37:22

To Kirsten, who just got married in Vegas last Sunday - gorgeous and happy and glowing, everything that a bride should be. Hope you had the $45 glass of 1977 port at the reception. Congratulations! Love, Stella And to Sharisse who just had a baby last week - just because you're a mom now, doesn't mean that can't BE SEXY! Don't worry, I won't share the pictures. Full Story

Friday, July 17, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Am still fangirling over JK Rowling after watching the 1 hour special last night on ABC chronicling the year of her life before and just after the launch of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Love her SO much.

I understand the doc aired a while ago in the UK. Sigh. We should all live in the UK.

Thanks to YouTube however we can watch without the annoying Elizabeth Vargas voice-overs. I’ve embedded Part 1 below, and from there you can access the rest. Jo is smart and funny and interesting and humble. So humble. Now this is a worthy idol. But I’m still not about to tattoo her initials all over my ankle.

It’s Friday. Am blogging all day with a quick break in between to Studio 4 for a visit with my favourite Fanny Kiefer, and then a weekend of golf and paintball. Oliver’s birthday party, our nephew is 11. Yesterday he was a baby. F-ck I’m old.

No Doubt on Saturday night! See you there? And – fingers crossed – will be in New York again for the early part of next week on another super exciting assignment that I’m afraid to jinx. Positive, positive, positive charms, positive spells…

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


Jakey’s beefy but not serious

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2009 10:39:00 July 17, 2009 10:39:00

Too muscle man for my taste here…but has the first official photo of Jake Gyllenhaal in Prince of Persia, Disney’s highly anticipated big blockbuster next summer – by the time it’s released in 2010 it’ll be 2 years since filming. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2009 10:23:47 July 17, 2009 10:23:47

Did he say something negative about Robert Pattinson? This sounds like the work of a Twi-Hard (Dlisted)

How the f-ck does this douche keep getting the girls??? (The Superficial)

Shane and Evan are still together – and they look good (Just Jared)

What do you think of Rachel Bilson’s boots with this dress? (Hollywood Tuna)

Becks: if you ask him to, he’ll take his shirt off (Pop Sugar)

Pissing on Marilyn Monroe (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Little Sci is homesick (INO)

JailBait Miley Cyrus wants to get pissed on (Cele|bitchy)

LipGloss – making scuba look so pretty (ASL)

Maybe the red shoes are giving Ronaldo some extra juice (Kickette)

You look so great in a suit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2009 08:04:58 July 17, 2009 08:04:58

With your short salt and pepper hair, and even though it’s bad, so bad, so unhealthy, I’d be lying if I didn’t think that ciggie hanging out of your mouth is sexy as f-ck. Because you are sexy as f-ck. And here you are in London, shooting London Boulevard, with Ray Winstone, who I ran into last year at the Carleton in Cannes with my broken arm and the first thing he said to me was – were you drunk!?!? Because this is what every British person asked me and I’m telling you this because I’m twisted enough to think that maybe if you knew I’ve had a half conversation with your co-star you might want to have a half conversation with me too. Full Story

Man hugs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2009 07:44:38 July 17, 2009 07:44:38

I love it when men hug in soccer. In Europe they always hug and rub each other on the head. Very erotic. Last year I wrote about Becks & Iker: A Love Story. Some of the best photos ever taken. Click here to see. Full Story

Shrek Diesel DVD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2009 07:11:44 July 17, 2009 07:11:44

Already? Didn’t seem like that took very long. Fast & Furious is now on DVD if you like that sort of thing – dumbasses not obeying the speed limit led by a grunting Shrek with big muscles also known as Vin Diesel. Ugh. He’s disgusting. Shrek showed up on the carpet last night because the event was also an opportunity to screen his short film Los Bandoleros. Full Story