Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2009 11:33:11 February 17, 2009 11:33:11

Can’t think of a better combination (Dlisted)

Vintage Shelf Ass! Jessica Biel is more like Denise Richards than you know! (Hollywood Tuna)

Bland Girl and the new Ghetto Tits on location (Just Jared)

LipGloss makes her pump gas? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Photo Assumption! Is John Mayer a willing kisser? (Pop Sugar)

Madonna…and Robert Pattinson??? (INO)

Lilo bootycalls a gay (Cele|bitchy)

B List front row concentration! (The Blemish)

First the Bale meltdown, now the Transformers trailer…coincidence or conspiracy? (Popoholic)

JailBait Twitter-hacked! (Holy Moly)

Stay home or sit DOWN

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2009 09:37:18 February 17, 2009 09:37:18

I’m no Ottawa Senators fan but Mike Fisher seems like too sweet a kid to be at this twat’s mercy. Poor thing. She will tear that boy a new asshole before golf season begins. The streaking Sens were in Nashville last night, winning their 5th in a row in a shut-out. Too little too late… but this is not a sports blog. Full Story

35 years without a bra

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2009 08:36:33 February 17, 2009 08:36:33

Bitch! I think I envy her this more than I envy her doomed relationship with Johnny Depp. Yeah, I said it. You wanna fight? Kate Moss on the cover of New York Magazine in advance of Topshop’s American flagship opening on April 2nd. The interview was also conducted with Topshop tycoon Sir Philip Green. Full Story

Spittle on the runway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2009 07:30:58 February 17, 2009 07:30:58

Gerard Butler has been enjoying the sights and sounds of NY Fashion Week and, well, not even his friendship with Anna Wintour can help with his icky cheese. Like please make him stop. Here he is arriving at Bryant Park with a guest last week and also last night at William Rast, posing in his awkward bulgy bad wash jeans and an inexplicable crop sweater underneath his leather jacket which, thankfully, went missing later on as he caroused with friends when leaving the venue. Full Story

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Will Front Row Ebola infect the Pip?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2009 07:22:50 February 17, 2009 07:22:50

Justin Timberlake is riding a winning wave – millions of albums sold, a successful businessman, a partnership with J Lindeberg for William Rast, respect among his peers, and only 28 years old. You could say then that Pipsqueak is invulnerable, a rare celebrity with no Achilles Heel. You also know however that where JT’s record of excellence is virtually perfect, so too is Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton’s record of destruction. Full Story

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Little Sci the spectacle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2009 06:44:39 February 17, 2009 06:44:39

Seriously, this is ridiculous. Yes, Little Sci is adorable. SOOOO cute. Her princess dress is the best. She’s totally all over it. But her parents pretty much stopped traffic yesterday at Disneyworld in front of a large crowd for some kind of official photo shoot with Mickey and Minnie and Cinderella. Full Story

James McAvoy > Pips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2009 06:32:46 February 17, 2009 06:32:46

Have heard from several people at Pebble Beach for the pro-am this weekend where Pippy played along with other celebrities like Peyton Manning, Ray Romano, Kevin James etc. By far, Pip was the top name. By far. So I guess it gave him license to snot people off? The other star golfers were friendly and obliging with autographs and photos. Full Story

February 17, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2009 06:27:57 February 17, 2009 06:27:57

Happy 23rd Birthday Steph! I know…I know… you share it with that virus. But think of the contributions you’ve made to our world, talking girls out of gel nails and hair extensions, focusing on an education as opposed to a life of famewhoring – you could not be more different and a wonderful ambassador for February 17th! Full Story

Monday, February 16, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin have hosted Saturday Night Live countless times. Steve phoned it in a couple of weeks ago when he hosted – perhaps his worst appearance ever – but Alec… Alec totally worked for it. And while the results may not have been Pete Schweddy, his double pump was certainly appreciated.

Salma married! JLo still married! The GMD go vroom vroom!

It’s Monday – am blogging all day. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Johnny Depp has not been karmically cuckolded. Please! Also not David Duchovny.

Alec Baldwin Wii SNL

Seasons Eatings

 

No one kisses like Chuck Bass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2009 14:05:37 February 16, 2009 14:05:37

SPOILER ALERT! Don’t open the photos if you don’t want to know. A few weeks ago, Leighton Meester and Chace Crawford were photographed kissing in character. A few days ago, again the same f-ckery. Somewhere down the line then Miss Blair will be booting old Vanessa. Judging from her facial expression though Chace wasn’t exactly lighting Leighton’s loins on fire. Full Story

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