These two are hot together. Hot like Callie and Dr Hawn – a major reason why I’ve started watching Grey’s Anatomy again. Lesbian is the new Louboutin… right? Am told the Lindsay Lohan/Samantha Ronson relationship is as volatile as they come. According to a source who observed them a few days ago in Cannes, Lindsay seems as though “she simply cannot exist with Samantha”. Full Story
The duel of lifetime has hit the road – Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong have been seen making out all over the French Riviera and also turned up in Monaco at the weekend for the Grand Prix. My sources say Lance loves the attention, it’s a big selling point for him right now, and even though he’s dated high profile women before, needless to say Sheryl Crow doesn’t have the profile of Kate Hudson. Full Story
Because she has to beg for love. Over and over and over again. Three relationships and three times it’s been the same bitter end, to say nothing of the fact that Adam Levine goes around telling people that she showed up to his hotel room wearing nothing but a trenchcoat and a fresh bikini wax underneath. Full Story
To Rachel in Ottawa - Sheena hopes "the goddess" enjoyed her adventures in London! Happy belated 28th Birthday to Jenna. You’ve been an amazing friend through a few bumpy rides. Love, Mel. To Sara B – Happy belated 34th. Hope you had the best weekend ever. From Mel in Missouri to you in California, she can’t wait for your visit in 3 weeks! To Kathleen M – happy belated birthday from Lynn! Much respect for your patient but impressive flirting skills that have paid off in the form of a super shy “monkey looker” who you’ve been crushing on for years. Full Story
Last night at the AMFAR gala - watching how Madonna moves, the hysteria around her...it"s actually MORE dramatic than the Brange. There was a point where Dylan thought I was going to be killed. Or at least break my other arm.
Not even at the Oscars...have never been on a carpet that crazy. And never mind Mimi, there is no entourage like Madge"s entourage. More on that later.
Am headed home today. Reunited with my boys! Yay!
The column will go back to normal on Monday. Til then have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
Two flight down, one to go. Am in between airports. Sorry blogging sucky. Promise to be back to regular frequency of posting on Monday.
Thank you, love you, owe you.
The photos are actually more flattering (Hollywood Tuna)
J Lo changes diapers??? (Dlisted)
More Disney jailbait (INO)
Beyonce and Bond (Holy Moly UK)
Alanis"s Angst on Today (Celeb|itchy)
Fifteen minutes before Madonna arrived on the carpet her personal trainer hustled in with some other dude pulling a glossy suitcase behind him. Now that"s preparation. Amazing. Guy was lingering around in a corner waiting for her too. Then they cleared everyone but security and her entourage from the entire carpet. Full Story
No doubt she"s a crazy bitch. Loopy as all sh-t, unpredictable and prone to frequent and freakish incoherent outbursts. But last night Sharon Stone was there for AMFAR. As she is every year. And because she was there for AMFAR, she was working it for AMFAR on her best behaviour. The fact is, as we all know, there is no cure for AIDS. Full Story
Diane Kruger is a big deal in France. When she arrived last night with Joshua Jackson, the crowd outside erupted and Canal +, the French network live broadcasting the AMFAR carpet listed her as one of only 7 or 8 interviews planned from the event. So it"s actually the standard wherever they go. Diane is considered the A star and no one gives a sh-t about Josh. Full Story
It"s a mystery, the two of them together: Harvey Weinstein and Georgina Chapman. Seeing them in person though, it makes a little more sense. She doesn"t seem terribly...quick...you know what I mean? He arrived more underdressed than any other man at the event. Cheap looking shoes and a suit with what looked like cheese stains on it. Full Story