Double Happiness 8/8/8

May 15, 2008 09:03:48 Posted at May 15, 2008 09:03:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I’m sure you’ve heard, Dustin Hoffman “blurted” today that Angelina’s official due date is August 19th…which is only 11 days off from what I’ve been calling for months now: that the Pitts will birth their Chosen Sequels on the luckiest day of the century according to Chinese culture – August 8, 2008 Apparently there’s this thing called a VBAC. Full Story

Pregnant Angelina in Person

May 15, 2008 08:11:53 Posted at May 15, 2008 08:11:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A live Angelina Jolie experience is like no other. Not only because she herself is such a force but also because of what happens to the people who happen to be moved by her force. We sat there in the Kung Fu Panda presser laughing our asses off at grown men launching themselves into peril for a glimpse of the Jolie. Full Story

A Mortal Fights the Gods

May 15, 2008 05:16:00 Posted at May 15, 2008 05:16:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You have to applaud her effort, non? She is waging a war she can’t win but still she won’t give up. As you know, Angelina Jolie confirmed yesterday that she is indeed expecting two royal arrivals. Needless to say, as is the case with any headline related to the Pitts, it was the biggest news in gossip leaving every other story, including Jennifer Aniston’s romance with John Mayer, in the dust. Full Story

Blindness at Cannes

May 15, 2008 04:54:43 Posted at May 15, 2008 04:54:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m at the Martinez right now writing this, 6 or 7 feet away from Julianne Moore who is sitting down for roundtable interviews for Blindness. Have to restrain myself from running over to hug her. She’s been at it for 3 hours, surrounded by a large number of journalists questioning and pushing and she has been gracious and sweet and endearing and forthcoming the whole time. Full Story

No Mojo at Blindness

May 15, 2008 04:28:30 Posted at May 15, 2008 04:28:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was a time when Mischa Barton was considered a style girl. She and Nicole Richie had a funky friends together kinda thing going on that used to be pretty cute. Then again, I’m a Mischa apologist. I liked the weird moccasins, she did have a certain “it”. But lately? Longer than lately? Mischa has lost her mojo. Full Story

Cate at Blindness

May 15, 2008 04:22:33 Posted at May 15, 2008 04:22:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cate Blanchett attended the opening gala at Cannes for Blindness last night. This is not a forgiving colour. Not a colour for a woman four weeks after giving birth who might have some insecurities. Clearly, Cate Blanchett is not that woman. Of course she isn’t. Cate is here for Indiana Jones. Full Story

Gorgessity at Blindness

May 15, 2008 03:19:00 Posted at May 15, 2008 03:19:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Natalie Portman last night at the gala. You think she’s beautiful in pictures? Well in person it’s even more. It’s not just the face – the dress of course was perfection – but it’s Natalie as a package. The way she moves, the way she walks, the way she holds herself… She is little, delicate, so graceful, an effortless mix of vulnerable but strong, and confident – confidence that comes from growth and experience rather than privilege … unlike my Gwyneth, for example. Full Story

Sponsored Smut: Garnier Giveaway - Don"t Be Granny

May 15, 2008 03:11:19 Posted at May 15, 2008 03:11:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Take a look at this cartoon. Do you want to be this cartoon??? Yes, we all want to stay young forever. And I will do what it takes to look 30 forever. But I"m also lazy AND chicken. So hell, I"ll scrub my face with blue algae that stinks of dog plaque if it means no needles and no doctors. Fortunately for the squeamish though, there are advancements in beauty products that are making it possible. Full Story

May 15, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 15, 2008 03:09:24 Posted at May 15, 2008 03:09:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations to Kerri in Seattle who is marrying Bill! Brodie is fine but missing you. Lots of love from Joanne, Duke, Scout, and Brodie. To Aurelie whose mat leave is around the corner – the group at BPR send you their love and can’t wait to meet Loic! Love the Halloween costume! All the best to Jeremy and Sheilah for finally making it honest! Full Story