Here come the pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2009 12:24:58 July 13, 2009 12:24:58

Oh no. Oh girl, oh no. I am still not Jessica Simpson’s friend. Neither are you. So we can’t help her. And she will need help. A LOT of help. is reporting that she’s been dumped by Tony Romo again. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2009 11:28:11 July 13, 2009 11:28:11

She saw sparkles when he f-cked her (Dlisted)

The tits are the only way to tell them apart (Hollywood Tuna)

I still don’t know what her purpose is, but getting naked is a good start (The Superficial)

Lilo rejected by Russell Brand? (ASL)

Something about Brendan Fraser that’s even MORE unattractive than his hairplugs (Just Jared)

Scarjo’s tiny waist (Pop Sugar)

Drew Barrymore in Brooklyn in skinny jeans – don’t get trampled by Twi-Hards! (ICYDK)

Ok yeah, have to admit she looks good in head to toe leather (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Because Eva Longoria knows you don’t care about her (INO)

Mothers-in-law can be so difficult (Cele|bitchy)

Angie on the move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2009 10:19:16 July 13, 2009 10:19:16

Angelina Jolie was photographed yesterday leaving the Raffles hotel driving away on her own. They move around a lot more independently in LA. Yesterday was also the Holy Twins' first birthday, already a year since the frenzy surrounding their arrival but months since we've seen them, prompting sketchy reports about health issues other dubious claims. Full Story

Be nice like Hugh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2009 08:03:00 July 13, 2009 08:03:00

Am sure by now you’ve heard the news that Ryan Reynolds has beat out Pips Timberlake and Bradley Cooper to play the Green Lantern. Ugh. Extremely UNimaginative casting, non? This of course will give Ryan more reason to moan and groan about being famous and harassed by fans. Because he continues to choose roles that are completely independent of a fan base, right? You want to be a superhero? You want that movie to sell? It means you shake a lot of hands and kiss a lot of babies. Full Story

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Beckhams back to Hollywood!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2009 07:03:59 July 13, 2009 07:03:59

They must have been rushed for their flight. David and Victoria at Heathrow on Friday head back to LA as Becks rejoins the Galaxy. Check it, and hold on to your concrete tits, because Posh appears to be wearing very, very, VERY little makeup. …the f-ck? I’m telling you. It must have been a tight flight. Full Story

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An afternoon with the Potter kids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2009 06:53:00 July 13, 2009 06:53:00

Let’s start with Bonnie Wright. She’s tiny. Was wearing flats, as was I, and we’re the same height, only she’s thinner, though not unhealthy. Very still, small movements, extremely articulate, quite reserved. Funnily enough, it’s the Weasleys with the low energy, and Harry and Hermione who are much more animated. Full Story

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Harry Potter & the Half Blood Prince

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2009 06:31:00 July 13, 2009 06:31:00

Am told that tickets are already sold out in many cities for showings on the first 3 days… Do you have yours? I saw it on Thursday at a press screening before the junket. So f-cking cute. And visually spectacular. And fun. And fastpaced. And if you don’t want the spoilers, STOP READING NOW. Full Story

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July 13, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2009 06:16:37 July 13, 2009 06:16:37

Dear Dr. Michelle: I am so happy for you, and proud of you, on the completion of your PHD. You are amazing and I wish only the best for you and your boys in the years to come! Have fun sleeping! Karen. Congrats to Heather H, Kristin G, Robin P, Thuy N, Brianne M, Carol S, Meghan C, and Joanna S for winning a pair of No Doubt tickets to shows in their cities. Full Story

Friday, July 10, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Last night I saw it. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. Have been in Harry Potter heaven ever since – humming the theme, daydreaming about quidditich, wishing for a potion to cure my cold. This is why I am in New York. I begged to be in New York. Once a year it’s the only assignment I beg for at etalk. And I start early. Like months and months ahead. I compliment Stan every day. I send him random emails telling him he’s a handsome, wonderful father. When I’m in Toronto, snacks are known to end up on his desk, and other goodies throughout the day. He’s number 1 on the Freebie Five…

Because I am not normally the junket girl. My colleagues are so much better in junket situations, and junkets can eat up your day, same goes for the travel, and I hate to be away from my blog.

Harry is the exception though. For Harry I beg. Especially when there’s the opportunity to see the film AND to interview the cast!

Am interviewing the cast this afternoon for etalk – Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Michael Gambon, and David Yates the director. Videos will begin airing on etalk next week.

But… I have no papayas! F-ck.

It’s Friday. Am blogging all day until the junket and tweeting when I can’t be online. Check my Twitter here.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Am working on the HP6 movie post. It’s long, will take some time. Trying to get it done before the end of the day. If you need something to go on in the meantime, I tweeted about it last night. Don’t fight me on Alan Rickman. I will cut you.

Pissing on Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2009 13:04:20 July 10, 2009 13:04:20

It’s a Harry Potter day but it’s also an I Hate People day. Because some people are so f-cking dumb. And I’m not referring to a Twi-Hard. Tyce Diorio choreographed Katie Holmes’s upcoming number on So You Think You Can Dance – a tribute to Judy Garland. Said Diorio of Robo’s performance: “The thing that is so awesome is that you won’t know, you don’t know what to expect … but then when you sit and watch it, it’s amazing. Full Story

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