Miss Z ordered her mother to take her to the art store today in New York and she let her brothers come along too. Here they are – Angelina, Maddox, Pax, and Miss Zahara getting spoiled in the city. Damn these three have nice clothes. Look at their shirts. I want shirts like that. Angie appears to be wearing more makeup than she usually does on a day run. Full Story
No…it’s not 1990. Granny Freeze is not promoting Days of Thunder. It’s actually 18 years later. And she is promoting Australia. But she looks EXACTLY the same. Hmmm…I lied. She doesn’t look the same. She looks younger. Only frozen. This is the cover of the November issue of Elle featuring Gran in green and trying to be sexy inside. Full Story
Kirsten Dunst is currently promoting How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. During junket interviews the other day, she was asked about her time in rehab earlier this year and how she’s changed: "Everybody in life goes through obstacles in different times of their life, and this year was my difficult time. Full Story
Last night, a dinner for The Changeling at Il Buco in New York, you will note how it was set up like an impromptu red carpet and as such her security gave them space to shoot her. And she obliged. But why not? Her skin looks amazing next to her new dark hair, taken down a few shades the way she used to wear it. Full Story
The Brange is back and better…and BIGGER too! Squee!!! Unseen for 4 months, as you know the tabloids chose to sell by telling the worst: that Angelina Jolie is starving, that she “looks in the mirror and thinks she’s fat”, that Brad is threatening to leave her. It was an easy assumption, especially she was so undeniably emaciated last year following the death of her mother. Full Story
Will Tina Fey be back on SNL tomorrow night? After last night, she certainly has the material. And Ausiello is reporting that Queen Latifah is now in talks to play moderator Gwen Ifill…if she can get to the studio on time.
Apparently the Brange is causing traffic chaos around their hotel as extra paps have been stationed there to grab photos of the family and Brangelunatics have migrated there for the privilege of sharing their airspace. Angelina’s premiere is tomorrow night.
And because the Brange changes everything, a rare scheduling update, I will be blogging this weekend too. It’s supposed to rain anyway in Vancouver. Both days, ugh. So if you’re around and you need some Saturday Sunday smut or you’re itching for some Pitt Porn on the carpet… come and visit. I’ll be here.
Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Tea Leoni is not being ignored. Well… let’s clarify: she’s not dealing with being ignored by blowing out her nose. Also not Debra Messing.
You may have heard about Sacha Baron Cohen last week rushing the runway and sh-t disturbing Milan fashion week as his latest alter ego Bruno – video is below. He makes my life. Naturally he was immediately banned. Of course everyone was waiting for him to turn up in Paris. And he did. At Stella McCartney. Full Story
Can you believe Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and Q-Tip once dated? It was, of course, after her split from the GMD…during her soul phase. Obviously it didn’t work out. Q-Tip probably wasn’t down with her growing botox habit and the prospect of a contracted relationship. However, they have remained friends. Full Story
At Chanel. Paris fashion week. It’s Emma Watson, of course, with her one time co-star Clemence Poesy who played Fleur Delacour. And if you have no idea who that is… WHY NOT!!!??? Fleur did not appear in the film versions of OotP and will not in the HBP but, as you know, she marries Bill Weasley and shelters Harry in their cottage in the Deathly Hallows so it’s very possible Clemence will be back for both DH movies. Full Story