Friday, March 27, 2009

Dear Gossips,

John Mayer was out last night, singing and single…the way we like him. When he is unreined and free to let his douchebag run wild. On his Mayercraft cruise. Four days with John on a boat from LA to Cabo. Really? The recording industry has changed - apparently this is how they make money. And touring. More on him later. Was it about Twitter, or was it about the Fox?

Also, more Twilight Wolves.

It’s Friday! Busy day. Am shooting eTalk then hosting press conference to unveil the Juno Awards set then research meeting then…karaoke tonight? Blogging in between, check back often, have a great weekend!

The Junos on Sunday – first the red carpet followed by the awards!

Yours,

Lainey

Sail off on your weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2009 15:21:05 March 27, 2009 15:21:05

Truly. He’s amazing... Can we take a moment to appreciate John Mayer? He needs to be appreciated. He deserves a double post today. For sailing off on the weekend in style. This kind of style. It’s John Mayer on the Mayercraft today. His ensemble...it speaks for itself. And his legs...his legs are as toned as Jennifer Aniston’s. Full Story

Smut Math

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2009 12:55:06 March 27, 2009 12:55:06

A problem to solve. Or a problem with no answer? Please explain to me... Who or what is the target clientele for David Arquette’s new clothing line propr? It launched at Kitson last night. KITSON! Where random items are tossed in bins and sold for $500! So that’s his price point??? Just. Full Story

No Situation for a year and a day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2009 11:59:44 March 27, 2009 11:59:44

I know... He says stupid sh-t and does stupid sh-t and he’s isn’t always the best example but I’m not calling him a role model, I’m just saying he’s hot and T.I. has been sentenced to prison for a year and a day on illegal weapons charges although he says if you don’t understand his situation – not to be confused with his Situation – don’t judge him for trying to buy a machine gun. Full Story

Pip, Shelf, Opes, and capri jeans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2009 10:46:23 March 27, 2009 10:46:23

A new round of break up rumours surrounding Shelfy and her lifeline... OK! Magazine is reporting that she can’t handle his flirting and that he’s been telling his friends that he’s trying to ease out of the relationship slowly. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2009 10:33:00 March 27, 2009 10:33:00

You don’t want to see Julia Roberts movies? Really? Are you sure about that? (Dlisted)

Too much meth? Or too much weave? (Hollywood Tuna)

Granny Freeze sold to India! (Just Jared)

Brody Jenner > Chris Brown (Pop Sugar)

Filthy Scab tries to join the MiniVan (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Cutest baby on Twitter (INO)

Lindsay Lohan in 5 years? (Cele|bitchy)

Is he trying to be Robert Pattinson too? (ICYDK)

Bless the dude who punked off Ebola! (PopEater)

Joaquin Phoenix: even his director hates him (Webster’s is my bitch)

We can hear you...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2009 10:12:53 March 27, 2009 10:12:53

Everything is ok. Rumours surfaced earlier this week – something about Pete Wentz being away from home all the time and Ashlee feeling abandoned and they’re breaking up soon, this resulting from Pete alone arriving in Australia. Photo assumption can be dangerous. This is why we must play it only in moderation, see? See? At the MTV Australia awards – look who showed up! It’s Ashlee, with her husband, totally working it for the photographers sending a message loud and clear: we want you to know that we’re still together. Full Story

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Three Bad Wolves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2009 09:20:00 March 27, 2009 09:20:00

Ok, they’re not bad. I just liked the title. Wolf sighting in Vancouver yesterday. From left to right: Chaske Spencer (Sam), Alex Meraz (Paul), and Kiowa Gordon (Embry) looking all wolfy badass but also kinda virgin paparazzi adorable... See now, I’m not a Kellan Lutz fan. He seems kinda cheesy. Full Story

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Mayer & Friends...and Fox?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2009 08:23:12 March 27, 2009 08:23:12

'One Splendid Evening with John Mayer and Friends' benefit on the new Carnival Cruise ship Carnival Splendor last night. Friends did not include Jennifer Aniston but did include Jordin Sparks, Gavin Rossdale, Eve, and even Kevin McKidd. You know him from Rome. Or, if you’re still watching that stupidness called Grey’s Anatomy, he’s currently Christina Yang’s love interest. Full Story

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Leggy Robo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2009 07:22:41 March 27, 2009 07:22:41

Not free just yet but some say she’s starting to reassert her… personality. Don’t get too optimistic. Xenu’s hold is strong and unforgiving. Ask John Travolta. We were talking about the GMD the other night, a drunken night outside a pub. What else is there to discuss? At this point I don’t think it’s so much a question of gay but of deliberate androgyny. Full Story

Cam & Tom Rom-Com?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2009 06:53:25 March 27, 2009 06:53:25

They are reportedly in negotiations to star together in a romantic comedy – Cameron Diaz and the GMD reuniting several years after playing lovers in Vanilla Sky. There are many reasons why that film didn’t work. One of them…I didn’t buy them together. Didn’t buy him with Penelope Cruz either. Full Story