Ghetto Tits sells in Greece

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2008 14:09:15 November 12, 2008 14:09:15

Every loser can launch a fashion line. Where does this money come from? In a busted economy too! So here’s Tara Reid, selling her ghetto tits ghetto skank uniform at some fashion show in Greece. I know you love it that her left breast is significantly lower than her right. And that it appears to be sloping towards the Mediterranean. Full Story

Edward > Zac

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2008 11:58:38 November 12, 2008 11:58:38

High School who? Exactly. It made a lot of money but the hype has been replaced. By Twilight. Twilight mall tours have resulted in fandemonium-related injuries, fangirls are losing their sh-t, fanmoms are leaving their children for hours for a glimpse at Robert Pattinson… and I’ve heard exclusively that Zac Efron is jealous. Full Story

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When all else fails…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2008 11:36:00 November 12, 2008 11:36:00

There is still her body. And her body is sick. More from Jennifer Aniston in December Vogue. More for Victoria Beckham to stab furiously. These are much, much better than what Anna Wintour chose to slap on the front. Less ragged, less sun damaged, and again… that body. And her dog. Her dog Norman is adorable. Full Story

Shania’s back!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2008 09:28:00 November 12, 2008 09:28:00

It’s country’s big night! The CMAs! And People is reporting that the big surprise of the evening will be the newly single Shania Twain! She’s been keeping low since her devastating split from husband Mutt Lange earlier this year but clearly, on the industry’s biggest night, if Shania is present, it obviously means she’s ready to roll. Full Story

What Britney wants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2008 08:25:03 November 12, 2008 08:25:03

After a hospital scare the other day, Britney was in much better spirits yesterday with her family and her booboos at an alligator farm in Louisiana, enjoying some down time before hitting the road hard to promote Circus which drops on December 2nd, her birthday. But is that what she really wants? Am told exclusively that lately Britney behind the scenes, in rehearsal, during photo shoots, at meetings has been saying that she wishes she could just move away from Hollywood, back to Kentwood to raise her babies. Full Story

Pregnancy perfect

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2008 07:26:36 November 12, 2008 07:26:36

How’s this for un-taupe pregnancy style? Naomi Watts, who seems like she’s been pregnant forever, in New York yesterday looking like she’s pretty ready. Naomi’s alleged bestie Granny Kidman was in New York earlier this week and there are rumours that Gran didn’t bother to stop by and say hi. Full Story

He got the trainer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2008 07:08:45 November 12, 2008 07:08:45

My husband and I joke about it all the time. But seriously. Who gets the dog if we divorce? I say me because Marcus was my 30th birthday present. He says him because I’m just Marcus’s food bitch. Needless to say, never mind anything else, over the dog…it’ll get ugly. When it comes to Hollywood splits, who gets what and how do they decide? I’ve heard some separations are so nasty they even fight over the plants. Full Story

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Bond Week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2008 07:02:37 November 12, 2008 07:02:37

Bond Quantum opens Friday in North America. Ready? Bond will no doubt own the box office this weekend but in terms of hype and buzz factor, Twilight’s premiere the week after seems to have drowned out 007 as tweens and hysterical mothers count down to their fantasy’s cinematic release. What!?!? Please. Full Story

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November 12, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2008 06:53:00 November 12, 2008 06:53:00

Happy Birthday Melissa H from Toronto! Melanie says we talk the same, sound the same. Let’s test that out at the next Smut Soiree? To Maggie in Toronto – Happy Birthday! Through sick parents and bad breakups, you’ve been the best friend ever to Jo. Alberta misses you! To Kristin on your 24th birthday – I hear you’re worried about “the quarter”. Full Story

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Dear Gossips,

We bonded last night, my husband and I, over our mutual horror watching Nicole Kidman’s arctic tundra on Oprah. Marcus had decided to spend part of the evening sleeping on dad’s lap, effectively pinning him to the couch, and instead of subjecting him to Gossip Girl (which came later) I offered up Granny Freeze and Hot Hugh. He accepted. This is marriage.

And then we spent the next hour freeze framing on her freeze face.

My husband is not prone to dramatics. But at one point, when Nicole almost had an aneurysm trying to squeeze out an emotion, he actually yelped from terror, eliciting a series of grumbles from our dickshi-t of a beagle expressing his displeasure about being disturbed. Granny Freeze disturbed Marcus.

But it’s the two level top lip!

Were you fascinated by the two level top lip? More on that later.
Tuesday – am blogging all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Posted late yesterday – scroll down to get caught up.

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