This carpet is going to explode. Producers for the new Bond film Quantum of Solace have confirmed that both Princes William and Harry will attend the premiere in London on October 29th. Daniel Craig and Hot Harry on a Horse… TOGETHER! And maybe touching! Can you stand it? Can you stand the quiver? Photos attached to hold you til then. Full Story
And the tit for tat continues. It’s like she can’t help herself, you know? A tv girl’s futile efforts to make it in the movies, an ex wife’s futile efforts to compete with the man who moved on, his goddess of a partner, and their chosen children… Jennifer Aniston’s impossible missions. Full Story
Love a man who dresses for dinner. Especially when that man is Clive Owen although this suit is remarkably similar to one he wore during filming of Duplicity with Julia Roberts. But I won’t complain. My man can barely be bothered to shower. Clive had dinner last night at Nobu Berkeley in London. Full Story
George Clooney is currently vacationing in the Mediterranean, stopping at one glamourous port after another, spending time with his bestie Rande Gerber and his wife Cindy Crawford. It’s a tough life, non? Holding court on the yacht at lunch, servants at his beck and call, ladies at his beck and call, hopping off the boat for dinner, surrounding by eurotrashy looking companions hoping tonight it’ll be their turn to raise the red lantern…no wonder George looks so fit. Full Story
Every day it’s getting better. Yesterday was perhaps the best. Britney went shopping on Robertson, attracting a pap frenzy. And what is there to celebrate? Well… look at her. The hair – it’s been worse. By far. The skin – looks pretty good. The body – healthier and healthier. Full Story
Finally a few shots of Little Sci who is calling New York home for the next 5 months now that mom is in town to rehearse for and then perform in All My Sons. She’s getting taller, she’s losing her chubb, but she’s still the cutest ever. KatE reported dutifully for work yesterday and then took LS to the park for a little romp. Full Story
Happy 41st Birthday Andrew, even though you say you don’t care for smut. With love from your wife Jennifer. Belated birthday wishes to JJ the beagle who just turned 8 years old and still has an attitude problem when begging for food does not yield the desired outcome. For Lindsay – Happy 28th Birthday! Love Kim G. Full Story
The bad news for Jennifer Aniston is that they are everywhere. Beautiful photos of the angelic family of 8 (but only 5 of them are good enough to make the cover of People Magazine) are captivating the world – even her permanently erect nipples are powerless against the Pitts.
The good news is that the issue is supposedly selling briskly which means Jen won’t have to lay low for long. Who can resist the Chosen One’s photo in the corner, holding on to her new baby sister? The MiniVan couldn’t resist. Good strategy sticking the other kids on the inside pages and leaving only the purebloods on the front.
But, if you do actually care about the adopted ones, there is a gorgeous photo of Miss Zahara smiling down at her twin siblings as Daddy Brad tenderly looks on. If you haven’t yet been transformed by the Holy Jolie Twins, click here to receive your blessing.
Tuesday – am blogging all day, check back often.
And for those of you who had the day off yesterday…I posted a full column. Scroll down to get caught up.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Courteney Cox can pay her bills.
A few years ago, after the death of her father, my Gwyneth gave an interview during which she lamented, in her snotty drawl, that she regretted wasting too much of her time dating a “complete knucklehead”. Diane Sawyer then pressed her about the quote later on ABC and Gwynnie seemed to acknowledge that she was referring to Ben Affleck, especially when she went on to note that “he’s got a lot of complication. Full Story
Ok we have to go back to this. Because it’s not just tucked behind her ears… it’s actually cut right off. And the cut itself is all good. Even great. Am all over it. The cut in combination with the androgyny and the scientology and the looming gay midget, as ass backwards as that sounds, is what makes it creepy creepy. Full Story