The Lilo Liability

May 9, 2008 07:05:42 Posted at May 9, 2008 07:05:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Despite the fact that she’s shooting a guest spot on Ugly Betty that may be expanded, Lindsay Lohan’s film career is still in the sh*tter. And word is, it’s not getting any better. It was announced in March that she had signed on to a film called The Manson Girls, beginning production in the summer. Full Story

Mimi’s Wedding Cheese

May 9, 2008 06:48:49 Posted at May 9, 2008 06:48:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People’s interview with Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon about their wedding is seriously, like, the best thing ever sprinkled with many, many moments of gooey cheese, butterflies, and cotton candy…just like Mimi! Some of my favourite parts: People: When did you first know that (you two had a connection)?Nick: I"d always admired Mariah from afar, but once we connected I felt it was destined: This has to be my wife. Full Story

May 9, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 9, 2008 06:44:26 Posted at May 9, 2008 06:44:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Mother’s Day Karen from Janice. Full time mom to Sophia AND helping with wedding planning… where do you ladies find the time? Happy Birthday Priscilla from one permascowl to another… Love, Valerie To Amberley from Theodora – have a blast in Japan…even though it’s completely unacceptable! Thanks for helping to make a rough time easier. Full Story

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Madge is going on tour! Grab your girls, grab your gays because seeing Madonna live is one of the funnest experiences, like, ever!

Click here for Madonna Tour Dates. She’s calling it Sticky and Sweet and on the off chance you’re wondering about quality control, Jamie King is directing – again – and the last time she went on the road, her tour was the highest grossing of all time by a female artist. Word.

Madonna turns 50 on August 16th. Love Live Her Madgesty.

Thursday – am home, am blogging all day. Remember to refresh.

Yours in gossip,


Royal Gwyneth

May 8, 2008 14:12:13 Posted at May 8, 2008 14:12:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow is pictured here shooting a commercial in Rome today wearing a gorgeous white dress on a red carpet crowded with paparazzi and a carriage waiting her for at the end of the line. In some shots she can be seen before entering her palace turning around and waving to her subjects. Needless to say, she was probably having the best time ever. Full Story


May 8, 2008 13:37:55 Posted at May 8, 2008 13:37:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Attached – Justin Timberlake arriving at the MTV Upfronts this afternoon. Not sure why but it was announced in March that JT is producing an American version of the Peruvian hit show My Problem With Women for NBC. Perhaps the Pip is getting his feet wet. After all, it is tv buying season and we should find out in a matter of days which shows will get picked up, and how the fall and mid season schedules next year are going to shake out. Full Story

Single Liv

May 8, 2008 13:20:00 Posted at May 8, 2008 13:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Liv Tyler and her husband Royston Langdon are done. People is reporting exclusively that the break up is amicable. The two spent a very long holiday together this past Christmas with their son Milo after which she emerged much healthier looking than before she left. Full Story

Saturday Night Beef

May 8, 2008 10:10:00 Posted at May 8, 2008 10:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shia LeBeouf is hosting SNL this weekend. See the promos below. I f&cking love Andy. He’s so random.  I would TOTALLY go out with Andy Samberg. Source                      Full Story

Canadian Beef

May 8, 2008 09:28:00 Posted at May 8, 2008 09:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ken Doll Beefcakes are not my thing. This is why Ryan Reynolds on the cover of the new Men’s Health does nothing for me. Having said that, I know I’m in the minority. Quiver away. The thing is though, in this photo, especially with that awkward shadow around his left hand, it kinda looks like he’s…. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

May 8, 2008 09:03:00 Posted at May 8, 2008 09:03:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Will Mimi make a Baby Cheese? (DListed )

How Eva Mendes bounced back after rehab (Hollywood Tuna )

3-Way Cage Match! MKO vs Lilo vs Britney! (INO )

The Hoff has a hissy fit!!! (Holy Moly )

Celebrity Moms gush about their babies (Cele|bitchy )

What’s wrapped around Leo DiCaprio (JustJared )

Mavi Gastown Exclusive Giveaway!!!

May 8, 2008 08:40:00 Posted at May 8, 2008 08:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Went to the opening of the new Mavi Store in Gastown last Thursday. Bought a hoodie for my husband and a cute beach bandana band for me and left with a gift bag that can be yours. As always, my swag is your swag! Contents include: - Mariah Carey Eau de Parfum- Mavi Ladybug Flipflops- Bath and Body Bliss candles and soaps- A gorgeous green feather headband- OPI Nail Care including 5 polish colours- Parissa Wax Strips- Mavi Tote Bag If you’re interested, please send an email to inquiries@laineygossip. Full Story