Cater Waiter!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2009 16:11:51 April 21, 2009 16:11:51

Very, very strong episode last night. Because it was funny! Great timing, great chemistry between (most of) the actors, and as we concluded in the end – no Vanessa = good show. Poor V. Nobody missed V. In place of V enter Gabriel. Bland, taupe, but with a secret Poppy plotting against Serena. It’s the people around Serena who make Serena interesting. Full Story

Red has a great ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2009 13:53:46 April 21, 2009 13:53:46

Rachelle Lefevre in Vancouver the other day enjoying the weekend sunshine before getting to work on New Moon. Never knew but as you can see, she has an amazing ass. It’s hard to tell behind all that hair. She also looks like she knows about good photo ops, stopping for a homeless person to give him some change. Full Story

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Ready for a rant-off?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2009 11:54:27 April 21, 2009 11:54:27

Christian Bale and Mark Wahlberg have signed on to a new biopic called The Fighter about Irish Mickey Ward. Bale will play Marky Mark’s half brother who ends up training him. As E! pointed out, the director is none other than David O Russell who, like Christian, had a meltdown on the set of I Heart Huckabees in a tirade against Lily Tomlin. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2009 11:04:33 April 21, 2009 11:04:33

Carbs are evil (Dlisted)

Of course they went to Coachella. Of course they did. (Just Jared)

B don’t tweet (Pop Sugar)

She thinks it’s a good job… do you? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Go on a date with Ryan Reynolds! (INO)

The Ultimate Natural Beauty (Cele|bitchy)

If she’s a size 2, I’m Gwyneth Paltrow (The Blemish)

The new #1 on my husband’s Freebie Five (Popoholic)

Lourdes Leon, fashion plate (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Inducing Labour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2009 10:52:11 April 21, 2009 10:52:11

My beloved cousin Cat is pregnant. Over pregnant. Cat is little, and her baby is big. And he’s taking his sweet time and she’s uncomfortable. Cat also loves Rafa. She’s at home, and she checks a few times a day, so I thought maybe the sight of him, his abs all sweaty, and so sweet in pink at a presser at the Conde de Godo might help the baby along. Full Story

Married Orange Mandy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2009 10:06:42 April 21, 2009 10:06:42

She’s happy and I am happy for her. Her husband, after pretending he was all punk as f-ck, came back for her on his hands and knees. Mandy Moore is worth it. Which is why it makes me sad to see an orange Mandy, photos from this weekend, in Vegas, borrowing Lindsay Lohan’s spray tan to give herself a dirty face. Full Story

She’s fallen and she can’t give up the gym

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2009 08:56:06 April 21, 2009 08:56:06

Hell no. Healing time is less important than staying thin. Who? Madonna, of course. Madge’s trainer, Tracy Anderson – the one who’s opening a gym in New York with Gwyneth Paltrow but they can’t find members – showed up at the Smart Cookie Awards the other night and told People.com Full Story

Shoot out at the Muggle Café

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2009 08:39:01 April 21, 2009 08:39:01

Most of Harry Potter is shot on a soundstage outside of London. I had the extreme pleasure of spending a day there on junket last year – sat in the Great Hall, in Umbridge’s office, in Dumbledore’s office, at the Ministry of Magic… It made the top 5 list of best days of my life. Full Story

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The Brange: photo op at the grocery

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2009 07:42:46 April 21, 2009 07:42:46

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have decided to go underground for a while after so much exposure during award season. She’s shooting Salt, they’re living in some crazy ass mansion on Long Island, and as such, the bottom feeding rags have chosen to capitalise by printing weekly reports about their split. Full Story

RDJ and all his friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2009 07:30:00 April 21, 2009 07:30:00

At the premiere of The Soloist last night with co-star Jamie Foxx, not the most popular dude these days. RDJ on the other hand is everybody’s favourite, and he turned up the charm last night with his wife, and Catherine Keener by his side, and Halle Berry showed up too, in flipflops and her body poured into a striped dress with curves and an ass and when I see her I’m always reminded of the time Ewan McGregor was caught mid-interview lasciviously admiring her and he was mildly criticised for it but really, can you blame him? The Soloist hits theatres on Friday, will likely not do much at the box office. Full Story

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April 21, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2009 07:08:33 April 21, 2009 07:08:33

Happy belated Birthday Amanda (Sunday) from the girls at the office! Happy Birthday AK with love from your friends Jill and Farrah! Hang in there – you know where. Your tenacity will pay off one way or another and I look forward to hearing what that’ll be. PS. “Show me your tits”. Full Story