Leonardo DiCaprio

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 15:11:20 November 10, 2008 15:11:20

By popular demand, an addition to the list of candidates for this year’s People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive – if you’ve yet to read the feature handicapping the contenders, click here. Otherwise, this article means nothing. Full Story

Gay Pilots, Androgens, and JailBait too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 11:37:19 November 10, 2008 11:37:19

Check out John Travolty tryin’ to rock the butch. And look how happy he is to be acting with pretty Jonathan Rhys Meyers in a new movie called From Paris with Love. Xenu’s main ‘mo apparently plays a spy. There are many high end luxe spas in Paris though they may not be familiar with his massage requests… which, as legend goes, involve a man and a finger up the ass. Full Story

Bad Birthday Karma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 10:28:54 November 10, 2008 10:28:54

What could possibly be so sh-t about the lives of the stars that they routinely resort to verbally and emotionally abusing the small people? Puffy/Diddy/ F-cktwat threw a birthday party the other night and hired a designer. The designer was given some money and a few hours and instructed to decorate just so but all white (which is so over) with roses and mirrors and other standard lounge embellishments. Full Story

Hot Hugh and the Old Lady

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 09:29:33 November 10, 2008 09:29:33

Catherine Zeta Jones claims she’s only 39, younger than Sharon Stone. And Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman. Believe her? Everyone is younger than Gran. But Sharon and Zeta must be at least the same age, non? Here’s Zeta with that hot beast Hugh Jackman last night at a fundraiser. She’d lie through her teeth and tell you otherwise but Hugh compared to that geriatric fart she married? No wonder she’s looking a little flushed. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 09:10:31 November 10, 2008 09:10:31

Who holds Jennifer Aniston at night? (Dlisted)

Are they bigger, or is she thinner? (Hollywood Tuna)

Bad acting can buy you a farm (Just Jared)

Another child star stripper (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Keira, her boyfriend, and his leather jacket (Pop Sugar)

Will & Jada cheese up Essence (INO)

The worst maternity style ever (ICYDK)

Hello Kitty waits for sex (Cele|bitchy)

Cammy D doesn’t share (IDLYITW)

What to wear to a luncheon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 08:34:13 November 10, 2008 08:34:13

Saturday afternoon at the Beverly Wilshire for the Lupus LA Hollywood Bag Ladies Luncheon… Luncheon. This is what Mischa Barton decided to pull out of the closet – a page right out of Kate Beckinsale’s Overdressing Handbook. Since she broke my arm in Cannes Full Story

Mantime with Brooklyn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 07:56:00 November 10, 2008 07:56:00

Becks took Brooklyn to the Laker game on Sunday and spent much of the time tingling our loins with his quivering display of doting fatherliness. Becks in sweats. Love. Posh, meanwhile, after a brief trip to London, returned home on Saturday, arriving at LAX perfectly styled in a trench coat and a trilby with Louby booties. Full Story

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Cheese-free and beautiful

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 07:10:33 November 10, 2008 07:10:33

Emily Blunt has kept a pretty low profile while hard at work on back to back features and also since breaking up with that Canadian cheese dick Michael Bublé who allegedly didn’t keep it faithful…or even legal for that matter. Allegedly. But still the grandmothers who buy his records think he’s a sweet gentleman from the old school. Full Story

Single Sienna Manhunter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 06:53:46 November 10, 2008 06:53:46

A family torn asunder for an Italian holiday and a couple months of hot sex. Well that was worth it, non? Sienna Miller’s string of bad decisions continues as she confirmed to Us Weekly that her controversial relationship with Balthazar Getty is over, telling the magazine that: “I’m single at the moment, and I’m completely happy with that. Full Story

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Don`t call her a lesbian

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 06:43:19 November 10, 2008 06:43:19

A beautiful Lindsay Lohan on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar, seemingly incapable of posing with her mouth closed, is reportedly insisting that she’s not a lesbian. Asked by the magazine about who she’s dating, Lilo coyly answered that: "I think it's pretty obvious who I'm seeing”. Full Story