Because he ignores her

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2008 08:30:57 September 30, 2008 08:30:57

Another week, another riddle involving a coke fiend. Everyone does it, but it's not the doing that's intriguing, it's the who's doing that's intriguing. Especially since her reputation is supposed to be so civilised and enlightened: a doting mother, a successful business, an artist (debatable), and an icon to many a MiniVan member. Full Story

Two in One

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2008 07:32:34 September 30, 2008 07:32:34

A nice treat yesterday at the Dior show during Paris fashion week: Eva Green who's been low key for a while and my Marion Cotillard celebrating her 33rd birthday today, both all French and elegant and effortless... It was a rather varied celebrity audience to support John Galliano yesterday - these two beauties on one end and then Lily Allen barely holding her sh*t together on the other, tossed in with a little bit of Katy Perry whose boyfriend looked like he just came from the skate park, and that was totally ok. Full Story

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Brad & Cate in the water

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2008 07:09:39 September 30, 2008 07:09:39

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - the 2nd trailer has been released featuring more of a stunning redheaded Cate Blanchett, glimpses of a love scene between her and Brad, and the two of them in the water so beautifully shot it's not hard to understand why the industry has been buzzing about the film for so long if only for its visual stimulation. Full Story

Monday, September 29, 2008

Dear Gossips,

My husband knows the way to my heart: celebrating 35 with my closest friends overnight at a casino resort.

Please.

It doesn’t get much better.

Unless it’s Tina Fey as Sarah Palin and what’s even more incredible is that they barely, BARELY had to write a script for it…except maybe the part about the “value meal”. Snort. See below if you missed it.

Tina, will you be my friend?

It’s Monday – am blogging all day. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. You think Shelfy Biel would ever do like Scarlett Johansson and pull off a wedding in the wilderness with no leaks and worst still…no paps? Unthinkable.

 

Movie Magic on ice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 14:22:00 September 29, 2008 14:22:00

The Rock Dwayne Johnson is shooting a movie in Vancouver called Tooth Fairy. He plays a professional hockey player. But the Rock can’t skate. So they’ve had to shoot around his deficiency, which is why his blades have been cut off, as you can see from these exclusive images courtesy Punkd Images. Full Story

Maybe not with red lips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 13:56:06 September 29, 2008 13:56:06

Just wrote last week about Jennifer Lopez’s open-mouth pose and how it makes my life. Should that be qualified by saying but maybe not with red lips? JLo was at Macy’s today – what’s with Macy’s lately!? – to launch her new fragrance “Deseo For Men”. You’ll note the dude she uses in the ad with her is not her own husband. Full Story

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Where?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 13:35:00 September 29, 2008 13:35:00

As you know Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson were married on Saturday here in Canada and they pulled it off with no press, no paps, and total privacy…mainly because it was well planned, and because they’re not famewhores, and as such they chose a location that allowed a natural protection. Full Story

Shelfy’s Best Work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 12:05:00 September 29, 2008 12:05:00

Jessica Biel… she’s like the Tiger Woods of famewhorage, you know? Shelfy keeps outdoing herself. Predicable yes, but nonetheless, the sheer shamelessness of her constant campaigns is impressive. And the latest is the best yet. Because it covers so many angles. 1. You’ll recall, a couple of weeks ago, her Easy Virtue director was quoted calling her an idiot Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 11:21:33 September 29, 2008 11:21:33

Sienna Miller’s next victim (Dlisted)

Audrina’s sister? Or Megan Fox? (Hollywood Tuna)

It’s a non-fat for sure (Just Jared)

Joel + Benji > Benji + Ebola (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Cam can play this game too! (Pop Sugar)

What lubes Posh in bed (Holy Moly)

Yet another celebrity weight loss fad (INO)

The Piv… and Panettiere? Sit DOWN Star Magazine! (Cele|bitchy)

My favourite thing about Jessica Simpson (IDLYITW)

Ellen & Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 10:23:55 September 29, 2008 10:23:55

I love Ellen Degeneres. But if Ellen loves animals… how can she hang with Ebola? It is indisputable fact: Ebola abuses her pets. Attached – Ellen and Ebola at lunch on Friday and Ellen and her wife Portia at the The 'Yes! on Prop 2 Campaign' benefit to stop Animal Cruelty held at a private estate. Full Story

Weed Lips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 08:31:00 September 29, 2008 08:31:00

It’s not just liquor that loosens the lips. If you’re lucky enough to not react with vomit to pot, perhaps you can weigh in: does weed make you chatty? Apparently it makes James Franco chatty. In an interview with Out Magazine about his new film Milk with Sean Penn, in which they play gay lovers, James may have revealed a little too much about the ultra private Sean and Madonna: "After our [on-screen] kiss, Sean texted Madonna - his ex-wife, Madonna - and said, 'I just popped my cherry kissing a guy. Full Story