Miss Zahara goes to Washington

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2009 18:18:58 March 6, 2009 18:18:58

While the Jolie shoots Salt in Washington DC, Brad Pitt and the girls enjoyed a trip to the toy store today. As I mentioned yesterday, folks on Capitol Hill lost their sh-t when he dropped by. Imagine then the crazy ass frenzy surrounding a sighting of The Chosen One? Look at those people standing around taking pictures. Full Story

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Filthy Scab for Westwood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2009 13:58:00 March 6, 2009 13:58:00

CAUTION: Nudity Vivienne Westwood showed in Paris today and sent the Filthy Scab down her runway in her clothing. Apparently during rehearsal Scabby was wearing a loose t-shirt with no bra and her tit popped out. Shocking. Unfortunately or fortunately, depending how you see it, Vivienne’s clothes did not offer such opportunity and this is why Scabs is as covered up as you’ve seen her, maybe ever. Full Story

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Wild animals > Sienna Miller

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2009 11:40:54 March 6, 2009 11:40:54

It’s customary on talk shows that the most high profile, more popular guests appear first, followed by the less famous people, and then the performer. Last night I noticed on the listings that Sienna Miller was scheduled for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. So I PVR’d on timeshift and watched just before bedtime. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2009 10:53:00 March 6, 2009 10:53:00

Mickey Rourke: not much worse than Ed Hardy (Dlisted)

Tacky bikini back (Hollywood Tuna)

She’s healthy…because she drinks tea and smokes cigarettes. Dumbass (Just Jared)

Adrian Grenier…and Tom Brady? (Pop Sugar)

Don’t f-ck with Michelle Rodriguez (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Fake Rob still brings the crazy (INO)

Nicole Richie vs Tila Tequila! (Cele|bitchy)

Chicken Fried Hotlanta! (IDLYITW)

Amy Winehouse has clear skin??? (Mirror UK / Zoe)

Old & Rich

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2009 09:32:14 March 6, 2009 09:32:14

She goes out of her way to look it, non? Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas yesterday arriving at LAX. As usual Zeta is dressed expensively. And sure, they all are. But with her, it’s almost as though the price tags are still on her garments. Like that coat. That coat is probably the down payment for the townhouse I have eye on. Full Story

LipGloss grows Vampire hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2009 08:04:39 March 6, 2009 08:04:39

They made a big deal over Robert Pattinson’s hair during Twilight promo. Zac Efron was so jealous. Now he appears to be growing his and was seen flinging it around yesterday leaving his house. Oh Lippy, you so pretty. Very pretty in Elle Magazine this month promoting 17 Again. He plays the 17 year old version of Matthew Perry and shenanigans ensue. Full Story

Midlife Madonna designs for douches

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2009 07:33:44 March 6, 2009 07:33:44

You know I love her. And I will defend her to the end. Almost the end. Against Guy Ritchie’s leaks, against the misogyny of the UK papers, I will defend her right to show off her body, to date younger as long as its legal, Madge and I we disagree over her obsessive workout regimen and what she does to her face but for the most part, I am a follower. Full Story

A Powerful Noise

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2009 07:09:00 March 6, 2009 07:09:00

It’s a documentary chronicling the experiences of 3 women in Mali, Vietnam, and Bosnia-Herzegovina as they work to “overcome barriers to lead day-to-day battles against ignorance, poverty, oppression, and ethnic strife.” Natalie Portman has, for several years now, been actively involved in advocating for rights of disadvantaged women particularly in the third world as the Ambassador of Hope for FINCA with specific focus on pro-active efforts to help communities help themselves escape the cycle of poverty. Full Story

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Look at what I bought!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2009 07:01:07 March 6, 2009 07:01:07

Posh has some new gear. Or some old gear she needs to be photographed to make room for her new gear. Either way, she needs you to see her in this outfit. So here’s Victoria Beckham at LAX yesterday heading to Europe, dressed totally appropriately in a grey trench with a matching driver’s cap and 6 inch heels, her sequined Valentino, trying to pretend the paps are making her miserable. Full Story

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March 6, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2009 06:51:47 March 6, 2009 06:51:47

Happy Birthday Margaret D! 3 and 8 are great numbers! Wishing you a lovely Sunday and an even lovelier year. To Crystal – good luck training for your half marathon, inspired by 13 year old Jessica who fought cancer last year and is now in mission! I voted for you in the Viva La Resolution Contest Full Story

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Dear Gossips,

No question, best guest so far on Jimmy Fallon had to be Cameron Diaz last night. Suck it Pippy! Cam was promoting … nothing. She was not there to sell anything. She was simply there to support a friend – Cam’s besties with Drew whose business partner is married to Jimmy. As such, Cam showed up to help out.

But not even Cam can make sateen work.

LOVE the belted genie jumpsuit. She’s so tall, rail thin, she can pull it off. But for that lumpy fabric. And it gets so wrinkly, especially after she got up to dance. Michelle are you dying? As for the shoes…they’re gorgeous and they’re Burberry and I’m never wearing them again. Bought the same pair last year for the Junos and now realise I looked like a dumpy troll in them compared to her.

For full length interview of Cam on Fallon, click here. To watch just the dance-off segment, video below.

Cam was a late day post yesterday, so pretty and stylish, so much more than Hermy Biel, en route to the Fallon taping. Scroll down for photos.

It’s Thursday – my favourite Pattinson gossip of the week, some more Taylor Kitsch, Hayden and Rachel and some farm animals… and more. Am blogging all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Chris and Gwyneth are not married anorexics.

PPS. Are you a fan of The L Word? The show is coming to an end after 6 season and they’re auctioning off pieces from the set AND … clothing! 70 racks of DESIGNER CLOTHING!!! Click here to see. The auction happens on March 7th and there’s no minimum bid. More information here.

Cameron Diaz on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon