Hot Clive in the City

May 8, 2008 08:23:54 Posted at May 8, 2008 08:23:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Clive Owen has been shooting Duplicity with Julia Roberts in New York. He was on set yesterday wearing the sh*t out of a grey suit and a pair of shades. Yum. Forgot to mention seeing him at the Costume Institute Gala the other night. He dashed in quickly, almost unnoticed, looking sharp in a black tux, and not wee at all. Full Story

14 Is Older Than 18

May 8, 2008 07:28:00 Posted at May 8, 2008 07:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taylor Swift and Ali Lohan both attended the 5th Annual Candies Foundation Event to Prevent benefit last night in New York. Taylor is 18. Ali is 14. Four years is a pretty big difference at that age. But Ali is a child of Dina Lohan. There is no child of Dina Lohan who can retain youth. Which is why Ali looks about 10 years older than young Taylor, if not more. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Radiohead

May 8, 2008 07:08:56 Posted at May 8, 2008 07:08:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Wonder how Thom Yorke feels about this…Britney Spears leaving the gym yesterday with a copy of In Rainbows in hand. Really??? Britney listens to Radiohead? My husband is a little traumatised about it this morning. Still… it’s nice to see her happy and healthier. She’s on her way to establishing more contact with the kids, she’s not hanging out with random losers, and she looks very, very cute in her second appearance on How I Met Your Mother. Full Story

Nicole’s Family Photos

May 8, 2008 06:53:19 Posted at May 8, 2008 06:53:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Harpers Bazaar. They are gorgeous. Nicole Richie is on the cover and inside the magazine she poses with Harlow and with Joel in some of the most beautiful images she’s taken so far. They’re chic, they’re elegant, and also very, very sweet. Love the one with Joel kissing her hand. Full Story

Kissing Ass Everywhere

May 8, 2008 06:49:17 Posted at May 8, 2008 06:49:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After fellating the MiniVan Majority on Oprah, the GMD is now focusing his attention on that old bat Barbara Walters who is currently pimping her memoirs in a new book called Audition. He appeared on The View yesterday via video to honour her, describing her as a "leading force for women not only in the newsroom but the world at large". Full Story

May 8, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 8, 2008 06:44:19 Posted at May 8, 2008 06:44:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday to Nickie in Calgary. Heard you’re getting, um, rocked by your very own fountain of youth. Go on girl… 35 never looked so good. To Janet M from Violetta – Happy Birthday and a thousand air kisses for introducing V to my smut. Happy Birthday Katharine from Beth who will miss you so much and is sending you smutty wishes for a lovely birthday and a care-free summer. Full Story

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Dear Gossips,

We had dinner last night in the Village like 3 feet away from Cindy Crawford. Up close she is as perfect as it gets. Tall and lean and gorgeous and disciplined. Nursed a glass of red wine forever, nibbled (as in 4 small bites) at her salad, and taste-tested her pasta, leaving most of it behind. I guess that’s what it takes.

Congratulations Tracey D, winner of the Ford Models Contest! There are two remaining model search dates in Calgary and Halifax. Click here for more information.

Wednesday – it’s a travel day, am blogging on the fly, refresh when you can! And is posting the first exclusive Mimi wedding photos some time this morning. You think she wore a Hello Kitty garter belt?

Yours in gossip,

The Boys are Back… in September!

May 7, 2008 13:35:00 Posted at May 7, 2008 13:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The boys of Entourage were shooting today in West Hollywood at Urth Caffe getting set for a September return. It’s been so long I can’t remember where they left off. I think it was Cannes and Medellin sucking sh*t at the festival… Plot lines are always kept pretty tight to the chest but Leighton Meester will be guest starring and nothing would please me more than seeing Turtle taming a bitch. Full Story

Mimi’s Hot Young Cheese

May 7, 2008 12:48:54 Posted at May 7, 2008 12:48:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

WAY hotter than Beyonce and Jay-Z! People Magazine bought the exclusives – Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s wedding photos and details in the new issue. The cover was released today…and as you can see, Mimi looks ridiculously and naively in love and, most importantly, extremely sated. Full Story

Old Girl Sh*t is the Best Sh*t

May 7, 2008 12:39:59 Posted at May 7, 2008 12:39:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously… two old broads fighting in public totally makes my life. So Barbara Walters has written a memoir. Of course she went on Oprah to publicise it, revealing that she was a homewrecker in the 70s. She then proceeds in her book to sell out two ladies she used to work with: Star Jones and Rosie O’Donnell. Full Story

Who Needs a Reason…

May 7, 2008 08:27:53 Posted at May 7, 2008 08:27:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To post pics of Robert Downey Jr? No reason necessary. Except that he’s the reigning king of the box office and quivers the loins. This is RDJ at Kimmel yesterday signing autographs for fans. As you already know, Iron Man killed it at the box office last weekend and is primed for a repeat performance, going head to head against Speed Racer which has been plagued by low public awareness. Full Story