American Gorgessity

July 29, 2008 07:14:55 Posted at July 29, 2008 07:14:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ridiculous, crazy gorgessity. This is America Ferrera at the NY premiere last night of the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 2. Have you read them? The Pants are the anti-Hills. The anti-Paris Hilton. And the Pants aren’t boy crazy or shoe crazy. The Pants are all about your girls. I love the Pants. Full Story

The Anti-Freeze

July 29, 2008 07:06:52 Posted at July 29, 2008 07:06:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maternity fashion is so cute these days. Here’s Naomi Watts, pregnant with her second, out with her first yesterday in New York. Naomi, of course, is/was besties with Nicole Kidman, who seems to be having a hard time convincing you that she really was pregnant. Naomi on the other hand…well, for starters, Naomi’s face actually moves. Full Story

July 29, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 29, 2008 06:54:18 Posted at July 29, 2008 06:54:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Celia on your last day at the office before heading back to Fredericton – good luck and all the best! And congratulations on UNB. You will be missed in Ottawa. Congratulations JengJeng on the engagement to the man of your dreams! And this is for Lauren H, 12 years old, who shaved her head on June 20th at a relay for life, donating all of her hair to children with cancer. Full Story

Monday, July 28, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Yet another child star became unhinged this weekend, trying to kill people with his car. Yay for child stardom! Perhaps an exception to the rule though – Natalie Portman…and child stars raised outside of North America. Away from Hollywood.

What are the chances Emma Watson will NOT be popped for DUI one day. I say pretty good. You? Here she is, soooo promisingly beautiful, at some hoity toity polo event this weekend in London, surrounded by eligible bachelors.

Sigh. November 21, 2008 … do we really have to wait so long for the Half Blood Prince?!?!?

It’s Monday, am back home in Vancouver and blogging all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are not in crisis.

PPS. Bad hair and bug-eyed is not Shia LaBeouf. Also not Joaquin Phoenix.

Hello Kitty Dark Knight

July 28, 2008 12:51:37 Posted at July 28, 2008 12:51:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Christian Bale and my Maggie G, in Tokyo to promote The Dark Knight, resplendent in orange. TDK is on pace to break every record known to Shiloh, and you bet your boob job all the Hello Kitties will help it get there. Cartoons, capes, and anything American…they will wait in line for a week. As a result of its astounding box office, TDK is now being bandied about as a potential contender for Best Picture. Full Story

Hitting Hot Harry’s Hot Seconds

July 28, 2008 12:48:51 Posted at July 28, 2008 12:48:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember last year Hot Harry on a Horse was doing some army training in Calgary and he hooked up with a few tarty skanks at Cowboys? It’s the establishment where women who work there shove their titties in mens’ faces for extra tips. Anyway… turns out life is kinda the sh*ts for Smith Jerrod, even after the success of the Sex & the City movie because Jason Lewis has resorted to getting paid for low budget appearances AFTER the release of the film. Full Story

My dad doesn’t look like this

July 28, 2008 12:44:25 Posted at July 28, 2008 12:44:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You won’t understand this if you were born of The Hills generation but if you were, like me, raised in the 80s, for about five minutes Rick Springfield had to have been your boyfriend. You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl So he was on Good Morning America this morning promoting a new album dropping tomorrow. Full Story

Gwyneth’s prettiest friend

July 28, 2008 11:27:32 Posted at July 28, 2008 11:27:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Gwynnie and Christy Turlington belong in the same mommy club. They hang out, they have each other over for play dates, they look at themselves and snicker at other people for not being as tall, or as thin, or as elegant, or as rich, or as privileged. Actually…only Gwyneth does that. Christy’s a good soul. Full Story

Damn that MotherChucker!

July 28, 2008 09:01:01 Posted at July 28, 2008 09:01:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Leighton Meester shooting Gossip Girl today in New York pulling out the “move”: pretending she doesn’t want to be photographed. Love. Also attached – Jessica Szohr and Madchen Amick, Nate’s Mrs Robinson love interest. And as you can see from the new teasers just released, summer in the Hamptons is all about sex…and MotherChucking f7ckery! Enjoy! Photos from Full Story