Summer of Charlize

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2017 17:12:11 March 24, 2017 17:12:11
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Can you believe it’s the last weekend of March? We are a quarter of the way through 2017. OMG we are three years from 2020. Anyyyyyway, winter is officially over. So it’s blockbuster season. Beauty And The Beast already broke the March opening weekend box office record with $170 million domestically and over $460 million worldwide so far. Full Story

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Amy Schumer is not Barbie

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 24, 2017 15:56:00 March 24, 2017 15:56:00
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In December we learned that Amy Schumer would star in a live-action Barbie movie, which seemed like kind of a bad idea because Barbie, as a toy and cultural landmark, is already loaded with so many issues. Do we even need a Barbie movie, let alone an Amy Schumer Barbie movie? Yesterday we learned the answer to that question is “You will get a Barbie movie whether you want one or not,” and “No. Full Story

Big Little Lies: Six

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2017 15:43:36 March 24, 2017 15:43:36

Big Little Lies, episode 6 is on Sunday. And next week is the series finale. So we’re getting there, we’re getting close. And it’s already been so tense up to this point. If you watch the show (OF COURSE YOU WATCH THE SHOW IT’S THE SHOW TO WATCH!) you’ve seen the impact of those therapy sessions and Nicole Kidman Full Story

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John Mayer’s performative contrition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2017 15:16:47 March 24, 2017 15:16:47
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John Mayer has a new album coming out. It’s called The Search For Everything. And it’s his return to, as he calls it, “blockbuster” music. Basically he says he was on a self-imposed exile from big pop because he hated himself after being a douchebag so he went off and wrote non-commercial music for a while and now he’s ready to come back to being a major pop force. Full Story

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Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Reynolds in 'Life'

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 24, 2017 14:26:30 March 24, 2017 14:26:30
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Life is a terribly stupid movie, but it’s dumb in that fun B-movie way, a trashy space thriller full of dumb-sh*t dialogue and wildly convenient circumstances. Despite its stupidity, though, Life is decently scary because space is naturally horrifying as we are instinctively afraid of its vastness and convinced that some wet-looking space bug is going to rise from its depths to destroy us. Full Story

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March 24, 2017 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2017 13:45:13 March 24, 2017 13:45:13

Happy Birthday Erin from Amber who wishes you a year of “sleepy calm baby vibes and good football mojo!” And for Mary Christina who is marrying the “man of (her dreams”, a combination of Jon Hamm and Schmidt and Winston (Max Greenfield and Lamorne Morris). PS I love that you met at a climbing centre. Full Story

Thursday, March 23, 2017

Dear Gossips,

Have you seen the headlines today about Ryan Gosling? About why he reacted like he did at the Oscars when Moonlight was revealed to be the true Best Picture? Specifically it was that shot of him on stage, smiling/smirking, with his hand over his mouth.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Social Media, March 23, 2017

Maria Posted by Maria at March 23, 2017 20:49:02 March 23, 2017 20:49:02

Shade, unintentional gaffe, or inside joke? Judging by Nancy’s response (first time had typos, second time is just a correction), I think it’s the third option. Unless Nancy is operating at a high petty level and is scorching Kristi with social media kindness. But that’s wishful thinking. Full Story

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Tomorrow night… Actually

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2017 20:08:58 March 23, 2017 20:08:58

Red Nose Day is tomorrow in the UK. So just one more sleep until the Love Actually 10 minute short film that they’ve been shooting all month. Ahead of tomorrow night’s premiere, they released a trailer yesterday featuring many of your faves. And your top fave, Bill Nighy Full Story

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Kate carries on

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2017 19:28:38 March 23, 2017 19:28:38

I’m sorry in advance if what follows doesn’t come out quite right. What happened yesterday in London was senseless and terrible, of course it was. Is it OK to say that I admire so much how so many people reacted to the horror, helping in any way they could? That was courage and grace and humanity. Full Story

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