Ebola infects the Mouse?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2008 12:07:04 December 4, 2008 12:07:04

Yes. Please! Make it happen! Page Six is reporting that there’s apparently a Tinkerbell movie in the works – something about the little fairy living life as a normal girl. This is not a LipGloss Zac Efron biopic. Full Story

Dogs & clichés

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2008 12:03:08 December 4, 2008 12:03:08

Jennifer Aniston on the cover of the new Entertainment Weekly. Comparatively speaking, it’s actually a much better interview. Mostly because she cusses. Jen’s still catering to the MiniVan Majority, naturally, especially with the rah rah, girl power wooh wooh wooh talk…but still, there’s a spark of something slightly more interesting here. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2008 11:09:50 December 4, 2008 11:09:50

Colbert > Kanye (Dlisted)

Oh Felicity! (Hollywood Tuna)

Yum… James Franco (Just Jared)

Chelsy Davy’s private bikini pics! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How crackheads say goodbye (IDLYITW)

Téa too hermy? (INO)

Why Izzie is seeing dead people (ICYDK)

Who can afford Gwyneth Paltrow’s Christmas list? (Cele|bitchy)

JailBail prison break? (The Blemish)

Hand in hand: Michelle & Matilda, Michelle & Spike (Pop Sugar)

Getting Gwyneth’s body

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2008 08:32:49 December 4, 2008 08:32:49

You want it? Well apparently you can have it. If you promise to work very hard. And if you can somehow get signed up at the Tracy Anderson Method location opening in New York City. And of course if Tracy “designs” your body for you. Seriously…this is the sh-t I live for. So my Gwyneth and Madonna – you know they work out with this woman Tracy Anderson who has supposedly reinvented fitness and Tracy is apparently so impressive Madonna cannot be without her and Gwynnie can’t be without so they have to share her by travel. Full Story

No veins, much younger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2008 08:00:03 December 4, 2008 08:00:03

Madonna’s ads for Louis Vuitton – she looks great. No bulging muscles, no veins, no close ups on those weird ass cheek bones… Steven Meisel shot this campaign and having worked with her before, clearly he knows how to draw out her best, giving us a softer, younger, beautiful Madge. Full Story

Holiday white wedgies!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2008 07:34:37 December 4, 2008 07:34:37

The GMD and Little Sci were sighted yesterday in New York…and so were his white wedge sneakers – for extra, extra lift! How many pairs did he custom order? They’re always so new and fresh. You think he has a cobbler on permanent payroll? Someone who knows how to install the height trickery in every pair of new shoes? Like an official Scientologist Cobbler? I am totally convinced… As for Little Sci – so many of you emailed yesterday after seeing Granny Freeze holding her Sunday, remarking that it’s just like how Tom Cruise holds his daughter too… like total novices. Full Story

Boozy boys’ night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2008 07:01:38 December 4, 2008 07:01:38

George Clooney was in London last night. Matt Damon is in London too. They hooked up for dinner at Nobu – evidently George pounded his way through dinner because he already looked rather unsteady as he was leaving. But that was just the beginning. Next he headed for Whisky Mist, calling it his “club crawl”…. Full Story

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Finally Aguilera

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2008 06:52:38 December 4, 2008 06:52:38

Been complaining about Christina Aguilera and her repeat medley-ing from the VMAs and then at the AMAs…but last night, last night she made up for it all. A wickedly restrained performance at the Grammy nomination show with no freaky sideshow gimmicks, no dancing thank God, no copycat Lady Gaga styles, just straight up singing, quality singing with a limited amount of vocal gymnastics… It was heaven. Full Story

Is this your Kate?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2008 06:41:19 December 4, 2008 06:41:19

Kate Winslet with Ralph Fiennes last night at the NY premiere of The Reader. Of course she’s gorgeous. Of course she’s kickin’ it in that Herve Leger. But this … is this your Kate? This overtanned, overblonde Real Housewife of Some County? Maybe it’s just me. Anyway, Kate is officially kicking off her double Oscar run – entered into contention in the Best Supporting Actress category for The Reader and the Best Actress Category for Revolutionary Road which has been building upon very positive early praise for both her and Leo and the flow of the film as a whole. Full Story

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December 4, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2008 06:35:36 December 4, 2008 06:35:36

Happy Birthday Ceone and thanks for making Zoe a smuthound! To Carmen K – Happy Birthday from your gossip-loving friends! And for Catherine B – Happy Birthday. It would make MY life to cheer you up. So the next time I’m in Atlantic City, it’ll be an allnighter together at the casino…promise? Sending you a big hug and best wishes for a much improved year ahead. Full Story