LipGloss & the Jolie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2009 09:11:00 April 17, 2009 09:11:00

LipGloss goes head to head against JailBait this weekend at the box office. He’s been everywhere, working very very hard on promotion, and last night he showed up on Kimmel. Pretty boring interview, except for the part where he namedrops Angelina Jolie. Zac has met her a few times, apparently she knows who he is. Full Story

Bruno & Baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2009 08:02:09 April 17, 2009 08:02:09

Can’t f-cking wait to see this movie. Here’s a promo shot from the upcoming Bruno. As previously revealed, Bruno adopts a baby Madonna-styles, then proceeds to pimp him out Dina Lohan-styles. They say Bruno is more incendiary than Borat. And funnier too. The hair alone seals it for me. A word to Zac Efron then: Should you still be wearing your hair like yours if Sacha Baron Cohen is wearing his hair like yours …as a gag? Source BWE Full Story

Grey Gardens LA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2009 07:44:02 April 17, 2009 07:44:02

Last night, the LA premiere of HBO’s Grey Gardens, Drew Barrymore and Jessica Lange on the red carpet… I am as fascinated with Lange’s face as you are. Particularly her eyes. The objective isn’t to look natural anymore, is it? Seems like they stopped bothering. Drew, as you can see, is still walking with the spirit of Little Edie. Full Story

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The Frenemy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2009 07:10:38 April 17, 2009 07:10:38

On the day that Gwyneth Paltrow called her a backstabbing “frenemy” on GOOP, Winona Ryder was photographed shopping at the Grove with a friend… Coincidence or conspiracy? Gwynnie just gave Noni some free publicity, especially useful since she actually has a part in Star Trek, due out in a couple of weeks, and she doesn’t seem to have been invited on the press tour. Full Story

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Thursday, April 16, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The Vagina Virgins are coming!

Just announced this morning – the Jonas Brothers will co-host the 2009 MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto on June 21st just one day after kicking off their world tour.

Last time they were in our building, more than 6,000 fans shut down the neighbourhood, lining up for 2 days, sleeping on the street, for a chance to scream at a Jonas and faint in his presence. No doubt this time it’ll be more of the same. Help us.

It’s GOOPy Thursday! And a grudge-holding Gwyneth is bringing out her bitch? You will LOVE.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Ha.Ha.Hee!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2009 18:32:54 April 16, 2009 18:32:54

It’s petty, sure. But again…this is a gossip column. Graciousness does not live here. What does live here is an aversion to Emmy Rossum. Which is why I am happy to bring you the following Fried Rice Moment: Her new film Dragonball Evolution, eviscerated by critics, opened in only 8th spot last weekend taking in a dismal $4. Full Story

The only man for lime green pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2009 17:54:44 April 16, 2009 17:54:44

But barely. It’s Gabriel Aubry (with Agyness Deyn), SO beautiful, shooting a commercial in New York today wearing lime green pants. On any other man it would have been a disaster. On Gabriel it’s… alright. Just alright. And you know, this is the best it’ll ever be. The most effectively styled, the most flattering shots. Full Story

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No Chicken Fried for a Good Christian

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2009 14:26:20 April 16, 2009 14:26:20

It’s my favourite quote of the week. Chicken Fried Britney is supposedly carrying on with one of her dancers. He’s hot. His name is Chase. For me it was between Chase, Justin, and George but Darren wanted Chase and a good hag is a giver. Britney probably wouldn’t be so generous. Her father hates the fact that she’s been flirting so hard with him. Full Story

Sienna goes younger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2009 13:12:51 April 16, 2009 13:12:51

Sienna and Balthy have supposedly cooled. The other night in London she and Tom Sturridge spent some time together at the Groucho Club. Sienna had her flirty face on. I’ve seen her flirty face in action before. It’s pretty irresistible. For regular people, spending time together might just be sharing a cigarette. Full Story

3 Dirty Faces

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2009 11:53:35 April 16, 2009 11:53:35

Holy. F-ck. What did old hag Ali Lohan do to her face? Or… what did her mother let her do to her face? That is not a 15 year old face! And it’s not the face she was born with either! You all seem to be surgery and injection experts – you tell me: what is going on here? And why do all three of them look like they smeared themselves in decade-old foundation? Here they are, the ladies of Lohan, last night at an A/X watch launch event trying to stay relevant. Full Story

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