Three weeks to go and then ...it’s that time again. The Hills Season 4. Am officially over it, but that’s probably a minority sentiment. As momentum builds for the latest round of scripted reality, the esteemed Entertainment Weekly, my favourite magazine, is featuring Lauren Conrad on its new cover. Full Story
You’d think they’d be liquid, you know? Flush from the funds of so many different projects, across so many different mediums, by so many different sources. But that’s the thing with celebrities. They’re richer than we are, to be sure, but some of them really aren’t THAT rich, especially when you factor in the lifestyle. Full Story
It’s not that she’s cold. She couldn’t have been cold for 10 years on the set of Friends. It’s that she loves the attention. She lives for the attention. She is turned on by the attention. It’s the only stimulus that gets her going. Which explains the tit for tat with the Pitts. Full Story
First they said she removed it, then her people claimed she didn’t. Do you see it? Never mind the marriage to Dandy – THIS is the burning question. While we’re at it though… as you recall, it was reported last week that Matthew Broderick had been caught cheating on SJP. Reasons why the story didn’t receive much traction: 1. Full Story
When news broke yesterday that Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong had split, Us Weekly described the situation as one that was full of “sadness”. Sadness? Kate Hudson? Please. Kate Hudson moves on. Kate Hudson doesn’t cry in a corner eating cookies. Kate Hudson is a player. This is why Kate Hudson is amazing. Full Story
Can you feel the rain? The rain on the rowboat? The crazy McGoslings are watching The Notebook. Which they do every day. Only the difference between today and every other day is hope. There is hope. Hope is alive! Ryan Gosling DJ’d at the Green Door in Hollywood on Tuesday night. Slipping out the back door with him as he left was none other than Rachel McAdams. Full Story
To Sandra – it is absolutely NOT wrong. Happy Birthday! And forget about what’s happening this weekend. Seriously, it’s a good thing. It will happen for you later. Promise. To Robin – good luck with the move back to PEI. The Law Girls want you to know you will be dearly missed! Congratulations to Wendy T in Calgary from Leslie and Adrienne. Full Story
So? Did you see? Not to worry…am told it’s not all scary and sh*ts. In addition to finding horcruxes, Book 6 was all about hormones. Lavender Brown! Snort.
It’s been a week since we’ve sighted the Pitts, the Chosen One, the Holy Twins, and those three other poor kids nobody ever cares enough about. Brangelunatics must be suffering, hmmmm? To soothe their souls, Gallery of the Absurd has crafted them a gift. Click here if you’ve never had the pleasure of encountering the kind of crazy these people are capable of. It will make your life.
Wednesday, blogging all day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
You know I was just thinking to myself the other day – we’ve been blessed by many consecutive weeks, almost the entire summer actually, without any Rossum. Perhaps sensing this, Rossum is back, and punishing us for lost time in the worst way with a triple dose of the special sugar-raping brand of nasty ass nausea only she can deliver. Full Story