Reading Granny’s Diary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2008 12:28:32 October 30, 2008 12:28:32

In the sweet name of things that still move… give us courage to look upon the face of Granny Freeze on the cover of Parade Magazine. It is the future. And the future is frozen. How can she cry when she probably botoxed her tear ducts too? Anyway, it’s now the beginning of the Australia onslaught. Full Story

Ordinary Kate Moss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2008 10:57:06 October 30, 2008 10:57:06

I like it. At the airport today with Jamie Hince (still can’t believe she hasn’t got back with Pete Doherty) headed for LA. Shorter hair, fresh face, and a smile… looks good on her, non? Wonder what she’s so happy about. Do a bump in the Rolls? They were dropped off in one at Heathrow. Full Story

Courteney Cougar Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2008 09:50:43 October 30, 2008 09:50:43

She has a new job. Unlike her peers, Courteney Cox appears to be willing to embrace her 40s. Same cannot be said for Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman who, three years YOUNGER than Courteney, is botox bent on pretending she’s still an infant. Just announced – Courteney is starring in a new tv pilot called Cougar Town playing a newly single mother of a teenager trolling for younger men, smartly choosing to stay in television…where she belongs. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2008 09:12:26 October 30, 2008 09:12:26

CoCo > Kardashian (Dlisted)

Supermodel Milk Maid (Hollywood Tuna)

Disney GayFace in the shower (Just Jared)

Christian Bale. That’s all. (Pop Sugar)

Becks can’t help himself (IDLYITW)

Halloween costume idea: Asian rub’n’tug whore (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Russell Brand loyalty (Holy Moly)

Like he has a choice? (INO)

The Beckhams… superheroes??? (Cele|bitchy)

Oh Katie… oh no… (Webster’s is my Bitch)

Chicken Fried Workout with Mama

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2008 08:16:32 October 30, 2008 08:16:32

A new Britney workout video with her trainer and also with her mother. The same mother who just published a book, profiting from the trials and tribulations of both her daughters. Yay for child stardom! But this goes back to what Duana said last week: Because she knows how.  Full Story

Lilo skinny subway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2008 07:25:18 October 30, 2008 07:25:18

Thinner than ever in New York (look at the legs) with Samantha yesterday, here’s Lindsay Lohan in grey tights and a wicked leather jacket and bag hopping on the subway with the paps…because she’s just so real? Admittedly though, she does look great. Makes me angry to say that – that she can be unhealthy but not necessary unattractive. Full Story

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Russian Red!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2008 06:50:16 October 30, 2008 06:50:16

As mentioned the other day, am currently OBSESSED with Russians. Those who’ve screened Quantum of Solace say Olga Kurylenko is explosively sexy. Word is, between Bond girls in the new film, Olga > Gemma Arterton hands down and Olga certainly owned Gemma last night on the carpet. Full Story

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Very Princely

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2008 06:33:16 October 30, 2008 06:33:16

Prince William and Prince Harry totally represented last night at Bond, personally inviting 200 sailors and airmen as their guests of honour to raise money for various military charities. The Young Royals spent time chatting amiably with their comrades and posing for pictures, both at ease and appearing to enjoy their public responsibilities. Full Story

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M is for fierce bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2008 06:28:09 October 30, 2008 06:28:09

The Dame. Who else? This is Judi Dench last night at Bond – LOVE the bedazzled 007 tattoo at the nape of her neck and you will note, even her poppy has been tricked out! Bitch turns 74 in December. Doesn’t look a day over 60. And she’s currently working on Nine in the role of Liliane La Fleur, previously played on Broadway by Eartha Kitt and Chita Rivera. Full Story

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October 30, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2008 05:47:28 October 30, 2008 05:47:28

Happy belated Birthday Katie D! Thanks for showing Vera the smut and hope yesterday’s amazingness extends all the way to the weekend. And thank you all for your well wishes and emails for Marcus. We, my husband and I, are very touched. He, on the other hand, because he has a bad attitude, couldn’t give a sh-t. Full Story