All of Madge’s Mouthpieces

July 23, 2008 12:20:11 Posted at July 23, 2008 12:20:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, Madonna has been under fire for a month. Plagued by reports of a marriage in turmoil, her brother selling her out with a lame ass biography, and allegations of an emotional affair with Alex Rodriguez, she has tried watering down the claims through her long time publicist Liz Rosenberg and dour faced outings with husband Guy Ritchie. Full Story

Chicken Fried Pips? For reals?

July 23, 2008 09:32:48 Posted at July 23, 2008 09:32:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Do you believe? OK! Magazine is reporting that Britney Spears and Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake will reunite for her new album – a duet. Every month this story surfaces. And every month it gets slammed down. This time though, the magazine swears on Shiloh it’s true – and there may be reason to believe it. Full Story

Violet Babies Always Sell

July 23, 2008 08:30:56 Posted at July 23, 2008 08:30:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taupe took her daughter to the park to play on the swings yesterday – mommy and Violet pictures are always a sure thing. These will end up in one of the weeklies for sure…because people love babies and people love bumps! As you know, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are expecting their second child. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

July 23, 2008 08:32:00 Posted at July 23, 2008 08:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is why Cristiano Ronaldo is NOT on the Freebie Five (Dlisted )

We were just talking about this today…Posh could learn from Audrina’s tits (Hollywood Tuna)

Celebrity Rock Baby Theory: Hot + Jagger = Gorgeous? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

LOVE Clooney with short hair (INO )

Will out-earns his boyfriend Tom (Holy Moly)

Still.Forever.Always. (Cele|bitchy )

Natalie Portman: Tantric sex and Bollywood (Candy Kirby )

Dandy Pants cheats on Witch Boil? Would be believable, if only it was with a MAN! (IDLYITW )

Little McBongo JKL

July 23, 2008 08:25:23 Posted at July 23, 2008 08:25:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OK! Magazine reportedly paid $3 million for the first photos of little Levi McBongo, first son of Matthew McConaughey and his girlfriend Camila Alves. As I said last week about it being a waste of money – again another newborn that looks exactly like all newborns. Full Story

Cheese and Rainbows

July 23, 2008 06:40:00 Posted at July 23, 2008 06:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi brought her cheese to TRL yesterday and added a dash of rainbow to the mix. Amazing. Two items to note here: First – Mimi wants you to see that her abs are still as flat as ever, that her new body is as fit as ever, that she is no Janet Jackson, she will not change bodies 3 times a year. Next – Mimi wants you to be very aware of the fact that she’s wearing her ring. Full Story

Granny Goes to Yoga

July 23, 2008 06:03:10 Posted at July 23, 2008 06:03:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Granny worked out hard throughout her pregnancy, even hitting a spin class the day before she delivered Sunday on Monday. And now that her baby has been born, Gran is stepping up the fitness intensity even more. This must be why she’s already skinny as sh*t. Check out the Freeze at yoga yesterday clearly obsessed with getting back into a size double 0 Balenciaga by the time the Australia premiere rolls around. Full Story

SamRo day and night

July 23, 2008 05:56:54 Posted at July 23, 2008 05:56:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Different city, same intensity… Lindsay was shooting all day on the set of Ugly Betty yesterday – Sam joined her in the afternoon and the two were inseparable until the evening, when they shared a late dinner before returning home to bed. Lilo and SamRo – so hot I can’t stand it. Full Story

More fun with Dad

July 23, 2008 05:45:12 Posted at July 23, 2008 05:45:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Time for your daily spy session on the Brange. Brad Pitt, his boys and the Chosen One out yesterday for some fun around their chateau. Maddox took the lead on his little motorbike as dad followed behind in a golf cart with Shiloh on his lap and it looks like Pax trailed behind on his whatever you call it but I want one. Full Story

July 23, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 23, 2008 05:37:44 Posted at July 23, 2008 05:37:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Jen S with love from Lauren who couldn’t be happier for you and is thrilled you’ve found a great guy. To Amy A – Happy 26th Birthday! But you’ll have to fight me for John Krasinski! For Emily B – Cynthia got the hint! Happy 30th Birthday! Wishing you a wonderful new decade… you will love it, I promise. Full Story