Which actor has been much too egotistical and much too energetic on press tour recently? Let’s start with the ego first: He’s not exactly Brad Pitt or the GMD on fame terms and still he travels with a crazy security team and insists on sweeping every location before he will enter. Who the f&ck are you??? Even his own management is snickering at his grossly exaggerated sense of entitlement – hit movies don’t necessarily equate to international superstardom, and while his box office might be lucrative, his celebrity status is decidedly modest. Full Story
Safe to say Us Weekly was never in the running for the first exclusive shots of the Holy Jolie Twins. As such, in a bold pre-emptive move, Janice Min and her clever gossips are trying to squeeze as much money out of the twins-obsessed public as they can, in advance of those highly anticipated photos sure to annihilate newsstand sales for everyone else – likely in People Magazine or OK!, both bitter rivals of Us Weekly. Full Story
And you think Apple is weird? (Dlisted)
Goodbye Enrique…hello food? (Hollywood Tuna)
35 year old poses for Candie’s (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Maxi dresses for ex tranny-now-pornies? (INO)
Sienna’s wookie in HD (Holy Moly UK)
This man works for the Mighty Opes. Just sayin’. (Cele|bitchy)
He left this for an Ebola infection??? (IDLYITW)
David Duchovny at the X-Files premiere last night and his wife Téa Leoni does not appear to be with him…which isn’t a big deal, only there have been loud whispers for months about his rumoured infidelity. And he’s been acting like a single man on the set of Californication, even after the cameras stop rolling. Full Story
Premiere of the new X-Files movie went down last night in LA and a pregnant Gillian Anderson absolutely glowed on the carpet. She’s a crazy bitch but I love that she doesn’t know how to pose. I love that she looks like a normal person. And beautiful. Love even more her story about Victoria Beckham. Full Story
As you know, the Pitts always sell. The Chosen One always sells. Photos of the First Family of Celebrity are the most lucrative of them all. And since the Pitts have retreated to France, every time they hang out on the terrace, every time they go shopping, every time they play in the garden, those images are immediately purchased and published. Full Story
Oh Shelfy. So predictable. It was widely reported yesterday that Britney and Justin will be reuniting professionally for a duet, according to OK! Magazine. Here’s what I wrote at the end of the article: Besides, adding Chicken Fried back in (Pip’s) diet would most certainly push Shelf Ass off the map. Full Story
Happy 26th Birthday Ashley R! PS. Hanson fan? Really??? For Jose in Iraq from your sister JoJo: I love and miss you and want to thank you for all you have done for your niece. Full Story
Becks fever has officially taken over Toronto. He arrived yesterday in advance of the MLS All-Star Game on Thursday – was sighted at practice (attached) and also supposedly at Irish Embassy late last night rebuffing advances by hopeful skanky Rebecca Loos wannabes. Unfortunately for the girls, they were promptly told to beat it. Shame.
The official Players’ Party goes down tonight at Muzik where Becks will likely continue to be on his best behaviour. Keep you posted.
It’s Wednesday – am in Toronto for a few, blogging all day. Check back often!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Will & Jada’s commitment is not in crisis. Also not Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick.
Sienna Miller is suing a pap agency and a UK tabloid for taking and publishing nude photos of her frolicking on the beach with a married man. Something about a violation of privacy. Rosetta Getty would say – how about a violation of my marriage? The Tabloid Wars are heating up. As mentioned last week, Us Weekly Full Story
As you know, Madonna has been under fire for a month. Plagued by reports of a marriage in turmoil, her brother selling her out with a lame ass biography, and allegations of an emotional affair with Alex Rodriguez, she has tried watering down the claims through her long time publicist Liz Rosenberg and dour faced outings with husband Guy Ritchie. Full Story