Cammie Comes Back

May 2, 2008 08:07:09 Posted at May 2, 2008 08:07:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cameron Diaz made a bright return to the carpet last night in LA for the premiere of What Happens in Vegas. As you can see, she was lovely and spirited and she and Ashton have wonderful chemistry. They actually look really, really great together, non? What Happens in Vegas opens next Friday. Can it take down Iron Man? Cammie vs Gwynnie! Photos from Full Story

Mimi Married

May 2, 2008 08:04:50 Posted at May 2, 2008 08:04:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Doesn’t look like Ashton had anything to do with it! Nope… Mimi’s just crazy! And crazy in love. One of Nick Cannon’s relatives reportedly confirmed the news to E! and the New York Post is suggesting that it happened so quickly, she actually went ahead with it BEFORE signing a prenup! See what happens when you lose too much weight too quickly? You fry your brain! As for the ring drama and whether or not he recycled the same ring he used for Selita Ebanks – it was confirmed that Nick purchased Mimi’s ring from Jacob & Co: pink diamonds, 17 carats worth $2. Full Story

May 2, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 2, 2008 08:02:26 Posted at May 2, 2008 08:02:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations Ashlene on the new job!!! An office with a view? It’s well deserved. I have no shame…I’ll be asking for a hook up! Happy Birthday Shauna – it’s been a LONG time! Thanks for continuing to support my smut. I’ve no doubt you look amazing in the Sweet Chemise Charm. Full Story

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Dear Gossips,

How does Madonna make the Pipsqueak so desirable? Did you watch last night? At the Roseland Ballroom, her Madgesty killed it and Justin Timberlake quivered it. Madonna being Madonna, she’s probably already all over him for wasting his time on a Shelf Ass. Can Jessica Biel’s Stage Five cling withstand the powerful persuasion of Madonna herself?

Thursday – nothing to do but blog today. Check back often. New riddle en route. And don’t forget about your Chucks.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Johnny Knoxville is not gay but broke. Don’t forget, it was Johnny who taught Jessica Simpson about her favourite number.

Chess for Dumb People

May 1, 2008 17:07:06 Posted at May 1, 2008 17:07:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Adorable! It’s like Chess For Dumb People… killed me. As you know, Kanye LOVES Connect 4. He challenged Jonah Hill the other day to a game. Click here for the clip the clip. Everyone seems slamdunk convinced that Kanye is more than a maybe gaybe and will be outed in that homos in hip hop book Full Story

The GMD and All His Friends

May 1, 2008 16:40:00 Posted at May 1, 2008 16:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just skimming through the Goddess Oprah’s interview with the cast of Sex & the City. Duana had already warned me but seriously… why does she ask the most ignorant questions? Surely she doesn’t need to dumb it down that much for the MiniVan Majority, does she? Sorry. I digress. Full Story

The Truth & The Mighty Opes

May 1, 2008 12:49:00 Posted at May 1, 2008 12:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when James Frey dared to f&ck with the Almighty Opes? Remember the wrath she rained down on his embellishing ass when she found out his book was a work of fiction rather than a memoir? I don’t agree with what James Frey did (I repeat…he was WRONG) but I was even more disgusted by the public beating she subjected him to by inviting him onto her show to atone for his sins. Full Story

RDJ on the List

May 1, 2008 11:22:00 Posted at May 1, 2008 11:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yeah. It’s time. He’s incredible in the movie and after seeing him on talk show after talk show this week, Robert Downey Jr can come over any time. Any. Time. It’s the charisma. It’s the dry sense of humour. It’s the way he flirts, even the way he flirts with men without a trace of the gay… you know how that is? It’s the hint of danger, it’s the fact that he’s infinitely more interesting than a boy 15 years younger. Full Story

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Mimi Marrried: True, False, or Ashton?

May 1, 2008 10:45:00 Posted at May 1, 2008 10:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mariah Carey is working, working, working her new album and so far the press surrounding it has largely focused either on her body, how much weight she’s lost and her love life – whether or not she’s engaged to Nick Cannon, and did they just elope…??? Seriously… Do you even know the name of her album? I had to think very long and hard without google about that. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

May 1, 2008 12:21:58 Posted at May 1, 2008 12:21:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
  • F*ck cell phones… she will now beat a bitch down with her bat (DListed)
  • The Hills Rolling Stone - more photos: Heidi prancing around making Lauren insecure (Hollywood Tuna)
  • Jennifer Aniston found her hair twin (INO)
  • How Pharrell and Snoop will half ass it for Lilo (Holy Moly)Drew Barrymore’s Summer Wedding??? (Cele|bitchy)

Keeping it Legal

May 1, 2008 09:38:00 Posted at May 1, 2008 09:38:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love how often the self righteous, artistic ones are always end up being the douchiest and the perviest. The backstory: Several years ago, while dating a high profile, fiery actress, he was on location shooting a movie and found himself one night at a local bar. A young hot thing approached, they flirted, they made the call, and pretty soon she was telling her friends she was heading home with the star, protected by both his bodyguards and a personal driver. Full Story