Pipsqueak mows the lawn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2008 14:36:56 September 23, 2008 14:36:56

Sort of. The Golf Channel will be airing the Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open on the PGA TOUR and to promote the tournament, Pippy has filmed an ad demonstrating his passion for the game and his commitment to making his first event a huge success. Of course he also insists, through the press releases bombarding us now, that he’s a single digit handicap golfer. Full Story

Rossum and the Dolphin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2008 14:23:38 September 23, 2008 14:23:38

Now she’s f&cking mermaid. Emmy Rossum continues with the sugar raping in the latest post on her blog http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=185709354&blogID=434967815, telling her five fans that she kissed a dolphin and she liked it. If you've all been checking out my youtube videos at my youtube channel at youtube. Full Story

Ten Sunday Roses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2008 13:50:47 September 23, 2008 13:50:47

Naomi Watts today out and about in Brentwood, heavily pregnant. Like ten times Granny Freeze’s version of pregnant. And very, very cute. Wearing stripes and short shorts and 7 months along… Not fair. Photos from Splashnewsonline.com  Full Story

An Ingrate killed Doug Ross

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2008 12:50:00 September 23, 2008 12:50:00

Who would George Clooney be without Doug Ross? ER MADE George Clooney. And ER is concluding this year after 15 seasons, bringing back almost every familiar face to commemorate the occasion…save one. George Clooney has officially confirmed that he has no interest in reprising the role that launched his superstardom. Full Story

Jim & Pam: Romance in the rain?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2008 12:24:31 September 23, 2008 12:24:31

Or will it be tragic? Ausiello managed to confirm with Mindy Kaling at an Emmy party over the weekend that something “momentous” will happen between Jim and Pam in the rain… Hot sexy kiss? Or a sad split? Mindy also reveals that there will be “ups and downs” and actually sounds like she’s a bit tired of the two of them… Given that Mindy is a writer on The Office, that might not be a good sign. Full Story

Where were you?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2008 11:14:25 September 23, 2008 11:14:25

Reese Witherspoon arriving at LAX the other day seems to be in good spirits… Wonder where she was coming from? Jake Gyllenhaal was on location a few weeks ago and she travelled to Morocco to spend some time with him there... perhaps she’s returning again from another visit? Reese stars with Vince Vaughn in Four Christmases due out at the end of November. Full Story

Man Heels are everywhere!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2008 09:01:00 September 23, 2008 09:01:00

The GMD, Brad Pitt… and Bono too! Here he is in New York where he’s been in meetings with the UN – he and Bob Geldof are apparently supporting a plan that would provide nearly $1.5 billion to African farmers. As you can see, Bono’s lifts are not wedgies like Tom Cruise’s, nor are they dress heels like Brad Pitt’s Full Story

Fight cheating with cheating

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2008 08:25:09 September 23, 2008 08:25:09

Meg Ryan on the cover of In Style and a new candid interview about her failed marriage and Russell Crowe… As you recall, Meg and Dennis Quaid were married when she embarked on a torrid affair with Russell that led to her divorce. Full Story

Even her bodyguards…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2008 07:53:43 September 23, 2008 07:53:43

Are very well trained. In the art of media manipulation and pimping their employer out as a desirable woman. Oh Jennifer Aniston. All those self help books and still the desperation gives her no peace. To the point now that she’s resorting to letting her security team work her PR. According to X17 Full Story