Why Gucci is now < House of Dereon (Dlisted )
The body is back! (Hollywood Tuna )
Zac Efron nuzzles breasts? What? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
No nanny? Even on her birthday? (INO )
If Sporty Spice designed clothes (Holy Moly )
Protecting the Holy Twins (Cele|bitchy )
Polka Dot Dandy grows more hair (The Blemish )
The New Tranny in Town (IDLYITW )
It’s a shocking title. Because normally you’d think there really is no such thing. But Ken Paves is an anomaly. Ken Paves is, maybe, the only gay on the face of the earth whose hag always looks WORSE when he’s around. Consider the magnitude of this statement: Jessica Simpson is more attractive under the watch of her locker room stinky, football playing, jock strap wearing boyfriend than she is with her Main ‘Mo. Full Story
Was at the funnest dinner party with the funnest ladies the other night and the question came up: who would be your Hollywood best friend? Trish said Gerard Butler and like good judgmental bitches, we totally jumped all over her. My objection, naturally, was based solely on his spittle. As mentioned before, Gerry is a spittle-talker. Full Story
Happy Birthday Linda T! Something tells me it will be a very, very eventful day at the office. Enjoy it! Congratulations Hucky who is marrying her Golden Boy on August 9th! Lizzy, KT, and Hmac hope that your new marital responsibilities will not preclude you from keeping up on all things smutty. Word! To Jennifer – good luck at the interview today! Love, Kathleen To Sonya and Alisson – Happy twin birthdays! I know it’s been a brutal year, for Sonya especially, staying close to home. Full Story
Ugh. Am having dinner with my mother tonight. Mother is in a foul mood. As a result of parking her ass in front of a slot machine for too many hours at Casino Niagara, she’s developed some kind of chronic neck and shoulder issue.
No casino for 2 months = torture your daughter
It began the other night – within an hour of arriving at our hotel, there she was, in our room, poking the back of my arm with her long ass fingernail: thought you said you were working out with a trainer?
Please let the day be long.
Thursday – new posts all day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Sean Penn’s commitment is not in crisis.
It’s Comic-Con. An annual pilgrimage of supergeek superfans. Their excuse to pull out the Chewbacca and Storm Trooper costumes and celebrate the supernatural. Don’t laugh. Comic-Con is huge. Comic-Con is powerful. Comic-Con can make or break a movie. Iron Man owes much of its success to the reaction it received at Comic-Con. Full Story
Jennifer Hudson at BET – a curvy girl rockin’ the sh*t out of a pair of skinny jeans. Love, love, love. JHud’s first album drops on September 30 and the first single Spotlight is doing reasonably well though it hasn’t taken off like she probably hopes. Weird. That she has an Oscar but musically it’s been a slower ride. Full Story
Come September, Toronto could be flooded with Brangelunatics who are so, so, SO angry today and losing many valuable work hours over that Us Weekly cover. How dare anyone suggest that the Holy Twins were conceived in any other way but the Pitt Porn natural way. Now a change of pace… We’re a month away from festival season and my sources tell me the Brange have supposedly confirmed they’ll be at TIFF to promote Burn After Reading. Full Story
Which actor has been much too egotistical and much too energetic on press tour recently? Let’s start with the ego first: He’s not exactly Brad Pitt or the GMD on fame terms and still he travels with a crazy security team and insists on sweeping every location before he will enter. Who the f&ck are you??? Even his own management is snickering at his grossly exaggerated sense of entitlement – hit movies don’t necessarily equate to international superstardom, and while his box office might be lucrative, his celebrity status is decidedly modest. Full Story