Frumpy Lopez

May 6, 2008 09:04:37 Posted at May 6, 2008 09:04:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the truth. Her dress sucked. From the back it was all weird and messy. From the front it wasn’t flattering. And the old lady hair, the old lady makeup, the old lady jewels… it wasn’t working for La Lopez. Not at all. And no. It has nothing to do with the fact that she just had two babies. Full Story

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The Difference of a Year

May 6, 2008 08:52:34 Posted at May 6, 2008 08:52:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last year John Mayer accompanied a tranny  to the Costume Institute Gala. She wore a Cavalli that was too small, resulting in back fat and Lara and I lost our sh*t. It was the beginning of the end. Shortly after that, John and Jessica parted ways. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

May 6, 2008 08:30:29 Posted at May 6, 2008 08:30:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is why the GMD will live forever (DListed )

This is what’s making Three Whiskers Orly Bloom much less limp (Hollywood Tuna )

This is the dumbest sh*t ever: are Heidi and Spencer already married?!?! (INO )

This is Tom Cruise recruiting new crazies (Holy Moly )

This is whether or not Nick Cannon will take all of Mimi’s money (Cele|bitchy )

Rachel > Hayden

May 6, 2008 08:20:16 Posted at May 6, 2008 08:20:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He commands a bigger paycheque, he is Anakin Skywalker, and still Hayden Christensen took a firm backseat to Rachel Bilson last night. Of course it was a fashion event and she is the fashion girl. But up and down the press line, they were screaming for HER. They were not screaming for HIM. Half the outlets, in fact, couldn’t care less. Full Story

Ashley > MKO

May 6, 2008 08:13:33 Posted at May 6, 2008 08:13:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, I’m an MK apologist. MK thrives on the esoteric. She doesn’t want to be admired. At least not by the masses. But tonight, you’d be hard pressed to find a fan even in the deepest recesses of the fashion elites. You think she looks assy in photos? How about exponentially worse in person? And standing next to her sister didn’t help either. Full Story

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The Gossip Boys at the Met

May 6, 2008 06:20:36 Posted at May 6, 2008 06:20:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A three-way with Ed Westwick and Penn Badgley? Bring it. In person, Ed might not even be a Shame F&ck anymore. Seriously. I saw him tonight and my pervy cougar mouth started watering for more. And then he stopped and talked. And it was that accent. And that bad boy play. And that naughtiness lurking underneath his Dolce & Gabbana. Full Story

Le Karl & Kate: The Hunger Twins

May 6, 2008 05:56:52 Posted at May 6, 2008 05:56:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Bosworth’s eye makeup was exquisite. And her dress too. My favourite shoes of the night and the complete opposite of what Emmy Rossum tries to recycle over and over and over again. Which is why Emmy is not worthy of Karl’s company. Kate was wearing Chanel. She walked with Karl Lagerfeld. Full Story

The Subdued New Mrs

May 6, 2008 05:50:15 Posted at May 6, 2008 05:50:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It wasn’t the best dress ever – this is after all Beyonce – but it wasn’t the worst. In person it was actually quite lovely, even though it doesn’t photograph well. Was particularly impressed by the colour: an inoffensive shade of pink that didn’t scream Vegas, tacky, or Tina Knowles. Full Story

This Love Brings Her Curves Back

May 6, 2008 05:29:00 Posted at May 6, 2008 05:29:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when Hilary Duff started dating Joel Madden? Remember she went from normal looking and healthy to nasty and malnourished? Remember she totally lost her tits? Well Mike Comrie has had the opposite effect. This is a good thing. A great thing. As you can see, Hilary’s curves have returned and tonight at the Met she put them on display. Full Story

Black, White, Dots, and Stripes

May 6, 2008 05:22:00 Posted at May 6, 2008 05:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s about knowing what suits you, right? What Sarah wore tonight was fun and free and respectful of the occasion…with a dash of personality too. Am all over the striped cut-off gloves clashing with the polka dots. Loved the way she stalked the carpet too. Like she was having the biggest laugh just being there and she wasn’t trying too hard to be something she isn’t. Full Story

Hardly Anyone Cared

May 6, 2008 04:55:00 Posted at May 6, 2008 04:55:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously… I felt badly for Janet Jackson. I mean it’s Janet Jackson, right? She released a new album this year which has totally unperformed, it’s been all Mimi and Madonna and no Damita Jo, and she showed up on the carpet tonight and all of us on the press line were like – oh yeah, Janet Jackson. Full Story