Josh jogs, Kiki’s clogs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2009 17:41:02 February 2, 2009 17:41:02

Am told they’re seeing each other casually but quietly – Josh Hartnett and Kirsten Dunst. Both are currently in New York. He was spotted jogging today and this is Kiki out for lunch with a friend on the weekend. Josh was my summer crush 7 summers ago. Whenever 40 days nights whatever came out. Full Story

What if it was Shakespeare?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2009 13:38:35 February 2, 2009 13:38:35

Dude. Bale. Chill. You know I love him, but there’s “art” and then there’s plain manners. So Christian last summer was working on Terminator Salvation. The DP walked onto the set to check the light or something and f-cked up the shot, screwing up his scene. Apparently Bale can’t handle when the magic is messed with. Full Story

GOOPy in a box

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2009 12:55:57 February 2, 2009 12:55:57

GOOP on the cover of the March issue of Elle UK! She looks like she’s popping out of a box, non? In theory, I like the jacket. But the way it’s photographed, dimensionally, the puffy sleeves are the same size as her head. Still…am all over the little shorts. Thanks to the shady trainer, Gwyneth keeps flashing her long, lean legs. Full Story

Ricky hates Ebola and Posh!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2009 12:04:37 February 2, 2009 12:04:37

Ricky Gervais should host the Oscars. Hugh will be wonderful. But next year, why not Ricky? Ricky’s irreverence would rip all of them, all the famewhores, each and every one, a new asshole…starting with Ebola and Posh. In an open letter to President Obama, Ricky writes: “As I'm sure you are aware, one of your flock has strayed. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2009 11:04:51 February 2, 2009 11:04:51

Should I get pregnant so I can live blog my labour? (Dlisted)

Why is it mandatory to dress like this at the Super Bowl? (Hollywood Tuna)

Little Sci needs a trim, her mother needs some curves (Just Jared)

Another great Kate photoshoot (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Update on Jen & John…if you still care (Pop Sugar)

Gwyneth will judge her if she works! (INO)

Amazon Jolie-Pitt (Cele|bitchy)

Alba Bitch practises her BitchFace (IDLYITW)

Couple in matching leather…not the Brange (ICYDK)

Demi denies being like Granny Freeze. Please! (A Socialite's Life)

Fashion Magazine Prunes!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2009 09:35:00 February 2, 2009 09:35:00

An exclusive first look at the cover of the March issue of Canada’s FASHION Magazine – it’s classic prunes! Mary Kate Olsen doing her mouth thing, shot recently at a studio in New York, wearing an Alexander Wang cardigan over a Stella McCartney dress. As you can see from the headline MK “can’t stand looking like everybody else”, this is why she doesn’t give a sh-t if you hate her clothes. Full Story

More famous than ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2009 08:39:05 February 2, 2009 08:39:05

I stopped by the supermarket yesterday and while I was waiting in line to pay Porny’s Pants were everywhere. Almost every cover. There’s Porny in her high waisted atrocity, one breast fighting the other breast underneath that black tank, more famous than she’s been in years. Years. Full Story

Slumdog DGA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2009 08:03:57 February 2, 2009 08:03:57

Slumdog Millionaire director Danny Boyle took home top honours this weekend at the Directors Guild Awards in Hollywood. Dev Patel and Freida Pinto were with him to help celebrate. Freida was also spotted in Little India, southeast of Los Angeles, at a photo shoot the other day. As you can see, she’s ridiculously beautiful. Full Story

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Dirty, skinny, same

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2009 07:42:49 February 2, 2009 07:42:49

Lilo’s Dirty Face is back! When she is at her lowest, when she’s the most cranked out ever, Lindsay Lohan always develops a signature foundation problem. Here she is at the ESPN Super Bowl party where Samantha Ronson was hired to DJ, showing off her Dirty Face on the carpet. Also worth noting, as pointed out by my colleague Jeffrey, she’s not exactly dressed for Tampa Bay. Full Story

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Rio, Robo, Little Sci, and a GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2009 06:55:30 February 2, 2009 06:55:30

Valkyrie opens in Brazil this week so Tom Cruise and his family arrived a few days early to spend some time relaxing in Rio de Janeiro, followed constantly by their security team and the paps and screaming fans, all of which seemed to irritate the adorable Little Sci, pictured holding her hands over her ears while her father grins like a hyena for photographers. Full Story

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Madge & Jesus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2009 06:32:50 February 2, 2009 06:32:50

Remember that Brazilian model she was said to be dating last month? He’s with her in New York, photographed with her as they left lunch and her children too this weekend on a shopping excursion, not particularly inconvenienced or surprised by the presence of the paps. Madonna was never shot so clearly with Alex Rodriguez. Full Story

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