JLo Ain’t No DiLo

April 30, 2008 10:17:55 Posted at April 30, 2008 10:17:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Lopez wants to make it very, very clear: she is not a parent pimp. Contrary to what was initially reported about her new show with TLC about the launch of her perfume, JLo’s rep has clarified that her family and particularly her children will not be involved. It is NOT a reality show. A relief, non? It was hard to think of her along the same low life lines as Denise Richards and Dina Lohan. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

April 30, 2008 09:52:00 Posted at April 30, 2008 09:52:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
  • Do you have the Right Stuff to see the New Kids? (DListed)
  • Are you listening twats? This is how you avoid a nip slip (Hollywood Tuna)
  • How Patrick Dempsey feels about coming in second (INO)
  • How Gwen Stefani could be related to Samantha Ronson …and someday maybe Lilo? (Holy Moly)


A Happy Olsen?

April 30, 2008 09:13:35 Posted at April 30, 2008 09:13:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First Mary Kate steps out not looking skeletal, then her twin actually cracked a smile? The apocalypse. Check out a very cute Ashley Olsen last night at the screening of Everywhere at Once in New York. Full Story

How Jessica Simpson F-cks up her Love Life

April 30, 2008 09:02:18 Posted at April 30, 2008 09:02:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Will this girl ever learn? Or will that pervy Joe ever let her just live her love instead of selling her love? And every other aspect of her life? Jess graces the cover of the new issue of Glamour and reveals many private details about her relationship with Tony Romo during the interview. Like… private. Full Story

John on Jen’s Golden Skin!

April 30, 2008 08:34:00 Posted at April 30, 2008 08:34:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The first photos of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer heating up Miami! Looks like In Touch Weekly outbid all the other publications to make it happen. As you can see, Jen and John are lounging by the pool – his head on her shoulder – and totally immersed in their own profundity during what appears to be a lunch date. Full Story

RDJ Makes You Quiver

April 30, 2008 08:02:44 Posted at April 30, 2008 08:02:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Iron Man is amazing. Because Robert Downey Jr is amazing. I’m telling you… your loins will not disagree. You will come out of that theatre seriously considering him for your Freebie Five. Trust. Here’s a taste of RDJ’s quiver yesterday as he arrived to tape Letterman, rocking that suit and wearing the sh*t out of those pants. Full Story

Brangelunatics Flock to France

April 30, 2008 07:58:51 Posted at April 30, 2008 07:58:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’re on the move! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and their 4 children, with the Second Coming safely ensconced in Angie’s stomach, reportedly arrived in Nice on Monday and are staying at Paul Allen’s villa in Saint Jean Cap Ferrat. Full Story

Please Don’t Take Her Pills Away!

April 30, 2008 07:54:00 Posted at April 30, 2008 07:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When reality can no longer be counted on on reality tv, thank Xenu for a babbling fool like Paula Abdul. She’s always good for unscripted drama. Unscripted drama is the smutty best. Big news this morning – last night on American Idol, the contestants performed twice. Due to a tight timeline, judging only happened after all competitors had delivered their first songs. Full Story

April 30, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 30, 2008 07:51:53 Posted at April 30, 2008 07:51:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Janie from Chris! And let me know about the other thing, ok? Wishing you all the best this year. To Marianne S – am sorry to hear about lyme disease. As requested, am posting the link to Under Our Skin - the film that showed at Tribeca this week educating people about how to protect themselves and, more importantly, their children from ticks. Full Story

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Oprah Winfrey has released a photo from her visit to Tom Cruise’s in Telluride where she sat down with him for Part 1 of their reunion. During a webcast Monday night featuring Eckhart Tolle’s A New Earth, Oprah, if you can believe it, actually interrupted Tolle to share with him “the moment of stillness” she had recently experienced.

At Tom Cruise’s house.

Then she asked Tolle – do you know Tom Cruise?

Tolle replied that he did not but that he was aware of the couch-jumping incident which is when Oprah revealed: this time I jump on his couch.

The Almighty Opes had to tangent during a discussion with Eckhart Tolle just to pimp the GMD. WTF???? Seriously. She is rescuing his little ass. She is leading her flock back to his feet. Tom Cruise lives again.

Thanks Sheila!

Tuesday – am blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. A Bitch To Work Forpx is not Heidi Klum or Gwen Stefani.

PPS. Jerry O’Connell is not gay but broke.

Would You Rather: Rossum vs Criss Angel

April 29, 2008 13:35:00 Posted at April 29, 2008 13:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the ultimate Rossum Would You Rather Challenge! Rossum vs Criss Angel… Right??? See attached of Criss Angel with Wilmer Valderrama at some party in Vegas the other day and Emmy wearing two near identical virgin dresses to the premiere of Speed Racer at the weekend and last night at the LG launch in LA. Full Story