Is it a compliment...

July 22, 2008 10:56:00 Posted at July 22, 2008 10:56:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To say that an 18 year old looks good... for a 35 year old? I can’t decide. Because I turn 35 in September. So if it was me walking out of a restaurant like this last night, I’d be all good. But if I were 18, looking like a cougar would probably be the last aspiration on my list. Then again, 18 isn’t what it used to be. Full Story

SamRo brings work!

July 22, 2008 09:52:56 Posted at July 22, 2008 09:52:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan is in love. She is (hopefully) sober. Her dirty face has gradually disappeared. And she is working non-stop. Sapphic Sam is a good luck charm? Check out Lilo today on the set of Ugly Betty, reporting for work, well behaved, and remarkably undercover while in New York City. No reports of any partying. Full Story

The Best New Besties!

July 22, 2008 08:09:45 Posted at July 22, 2008 08:09:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Amazing! Emma Watson aka Hermoine Granger has a new BFF. Only the best BFF, like, ever. Her name? Bee Shaffer, daughter of none other than Anna Wintour who could probably wither even Bellatrix Lestrange. One of the great honours of my life was being visually dismissed by Ms Wintour at the Costume Institute Gala in 2007. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

July 22, 2008 08:04:25 Posted at July 22, 2008 08:04:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

More entertaining than Lauren vs Heidi. For reals. (Dlisted)

My doppelganger has concrete tits (Hollywood Tuna)

One lame song = p*ssy for a decade (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

What an exploitative, parent pimp former hooker wears to court (INO)

8 Mile Waffle House beatdown (Holy Moly UK)

Is this why her witch boil went missing? (Cele|bitchy)

The GMD’s real date at the races (IDLYITW)

Lust Fool

July 22, 2008 07:18:18 Posted at July 22, 2008 07:18:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sienna Miller is an easy target, and deservedly so. She’s Tori Spelling, only not f&cking ugly. And not the daughter of a Hollywood gazillionaire. Where culpability is concerned however, he’s the one with 4 kids – the youngest only 10 months old. So Sienna’s douchebaggery pales in comparison to Balthazar Getty’s. Full Story

Maggie in a jumpsuit

July 22, 2008 06:49:00 Posted at July 22, 2008 06:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LOVE it. Love, love, love! My Maggie Gyllenhaal in a jumpsuit yesterday on the carpet for The Dark Knight premiere in London not looking like every other generic starlet in a strapless dress. But you have to be tall and lanky. Jessica Simpson, for instance, should never, ever, ever attempt. Ever. Still. Full Story

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Please...not....him

July 22, 2008 06:41:04 Posted at July 22, 2008 06:41:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Christian Bale walked the carpet yesterday in London at the European premiere of The Dark Knight, hot as ever, but with a little more gravitas than usual. Initially thought perhaps he was tired of the dog and pony show, given his penchant for extreme privacy... turns out something more sinister may be at play. Full Story

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July 22, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 22, 2008 06:21:00 Posted at July 22, 2008 06:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Jana F in the Hammer from your lovely sister Circus Tail. Happy Birthday!! You are the BEST sister in the whole world, even if you do like Britney Spears, Gavin Rossdale, zombie movies and anything with a gold-gilded/sparkle finish. Now, picture this in your head: SISTERS....GETTING OLDER.... Full Story

Monday, July 21, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Fred Segal is evil. It was the end of a decadent girls’ weekend. We were driving down La Cienaga towards the airport yesterday, 15 minutes early, and happened to be approaching Melrose.

Julie: What should we do?
Me: Freg Segal. Now. Go.


Power shopping – it’s dangerous. Am broke. But this weekend I too brought my twins home: size 8, 105mm thin covered heel, brushed patent, pink and nude striped pumps. And even though they’re not Holy Jolie Pitts, they will be loved and cared for, just as if I birthed them myself.

The Dark Knight… Right? Right?

It’s Monday – busy, busy weekend recap. Am blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. There is no crisis in JLo’s commitment.

Leo Love Bars…still

July 21, 2008 14:38:24 Posted at July 21, 2008 14:38:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’re engaged, then they aren’t seen together in public so they break up, then five minutes later it’s like they’re walking down the aisle – according to the tabloids, Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Rafaeli have a rather dramatic love. Or maybe he’s just so undercover he really knows how to hide and plug the leaks? Leo rarely ventures out… but when he does, he’s always a prime target. Full Story