Infection in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2009 21:51:09 August 3, 2009 21:51:09

Am all over Nikki Reed. Was all over her friends with benefits relationship with Robert Pattinson. But am definitely not all over her relationship with Paris Latsis. How long does Ebola Infection last? Some say it can last a lifetime. Paris Latsis was once engaged to that piece of sh-t f-cking diseased Ebola Paris Hilton. Full Story

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Holiday bonus 2: Vampire Eric’s feet don’t smell

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2009 17:29:54 August 3, 2009 17:29:54

Have not seen the latest episode of True Blood. Don’t want to leave Whistler but can’t wait to get home to the PVR. And if my digital box somehow f-cked it up I will Twi-Hard on someone’s ass. These photos of Alexander Skarsgard at LAX will help pass the time though. In mint green and rolled up jeans with his hair combed out like a little boy – oh la. Full Story

Holiday bonus: my favourite Cullen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2009 16:09:52 August 3, 2009 16:09:52

He’s much lower profile than so many of the others – at least on a day to day, week to week pap schedule. Love him. And it makes the holiday so much sweeter, especially since posting today ended up being more of a regular schedule. Thanks to Dorin for these gorgeous photos of Jackson Rathbone on stage with his band 100 Monkeys in Dallas this weekend. Full Story

Another child to pimp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2009 13:09:00 August 3, 2009 13:09:00

Ever heard of DJ AC? Ugh. The A is for Ali. As in 40 year old Ali Lohan. The C is for Cody, her younger brother, who is now her DJ partner. They’re to “perform” on the 1s and 2s on August 15th at MegaJam in Long Island. Or something. Dina Lohan is so proud. It’s the reason she had so many kids. Full Story

Size 2 is a dumbass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2009 12:46:22 August 3, 2009 12:46:22

And a famewhore. And if I’m CBS, and she twisted her ankle and couldn’t work as a result of playing tennis in wedge heels, I’d withhold her pay. This is what it’s like on the Grouse Grind Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2009 12:09:40 August 3, 2009 12:09:40

The best wanted, and not wanted, ad EVER!!! (Dlisted)

When I’m 45… (Hollywood Tuna)

The Immortals on a date. The angels sing. (Just Jared)

Is it just me or does Mark Wahlberg have the stubbiest fingers ever? Ew. (The Superficial)

All over JLo’s holiday style (Pop Sugar)

My favourite Diane Kruger outfit. Love. (INO)

Tiger Woods: champion farter! (Cele|bitchy)

When you need to feel better about yourself… (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

An Olsen prunes another cover (ICYDK)

Joe Simpson’s wishes he thought of that line (ASL)

Shut your cockmouth and wear a bra

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2009 09:48:02 August 3, 2009 09:48:02

An extraordinary amount of patience is required to be friends with Jessica Simpson. I am not a patient person. But I am a good friend. And she needs me, so I’m working on it. Porny is frustrating though because progress is always mixed with f-ckery. Before celebrating improvement, you must wait for the other shoe to drop. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Crazy back to blonde

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2009 08:35:32 August 3, 2009 08:35:32

And back at the club. They spent 9 hours taking the Chicken Fried from brown back to blonde this weekend. 9 HOURS. And she was brunette for, like, maybe a month? 6 weeks? To me this is not worth the trouble. It is already excruciatingly boring sitting in a stylist’s chair, and for 9 F-CKING HOURS? How long does a perm take? Have always wanted a perm. Full Story

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Brange back at McD’s

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2009 07:58:00 August 3, 2009 07:58:00

Judge them! Judge them again for being terrible parents! You judgy moms…I know you want to. So yeah I agree, it’s not the best meal every day, or even every other day, but me I can’t imagine growing up without some McDonald’s once in a while. I was clumsy when I was young. Kept busting my face. Full Story

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Grease Clooney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2009 07:32:36 August 3, 2009 07:32:36

The girls should be wearing varsity jackets with their hair tied up in ponytails. And George Clooney is Danny Zuko? Check it out – in Italy, how precious, George and his BFF Rande Gerber, with wife Cindy Crawford, and his new piece Elisabetta Canalis, riding around town together like couple clones. Full Story

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