Sorry... am not giving away Colin Firth. Who’d be crazy enough to give away Colin Firth??? But the way he’s wearing this suit last night at the NY premiere makes me crazy. PS. If you see Mamma Mia! this weekend, stay for the credits. There’s a bonus. Up for giveaway – 20 of the following Mamma Mia! items: -Women’s t-shirt-Visor-Chapstick-Beachball If you’re interested, please send an email to email@example.com Full Story
In the new issue of People Magazine, Sienna Miller’s people insist she’s not a homewrecker because Balthazar Getty and his wife have been “living separate lives” for a while. Still, the experience has been “humiliating” for Rosetta Getty and she’s apparently pissed as sh*t that she “left the country to protect the kids, and he continues to see Sienna publicly”. Full Story
RoboBride Katie Holmes on the set of Eli Stone yesterday with her arms crossed over her chest. She was probably just chilly but let’s play our favourite game anyway, shall we? The Photo Assumption Game is the best game ever! Smut Psychoanalysis of KatE Cruise: Feels naked and unsure of herself without husband, too much time has passed, cannot remember how to simply BE alone Terribly insecure Arms used as a shield to hide many secrets Arms used as self support to contain her suffering after learning of those many secrets Slouched shoulders suggest a lack of confidence facing the world Slouched shoulders suggest she"s horny and hasn"t been properly satisfied in years The hair sucks assNow you play Dr. Full Story
Yesterday was supposed to be the last day of shooting on Labour Pains. Somehow Lindsay Lohan made it through an entire production without a bout of exhaustion, without a visit to the hospital, without prompting a stern letter from an executive producer blasting her poor work ethic. Could it be the loving support of Samantha Ronson? Hottest couple of the summer! Check out SamRo blowing Lilo a kiss goodbye yesterday leaving her lover to work on set. Full Story
Don’t know what she was thinking with this hair. Seriously...it’s the worst. Like at the Costume Institute Gala. Like bride hair. Like not stylish. At all. Even though she says she has an eye for it. That she considers herself fashionable. That fashion is her “industry.” And still she decided to get her hair done at Dolly Parton’s salon from Steel Magnolias. Full Story
Justin Timberlake hosted the ESPYs last night and tried to be funny. Pipsqueak performed an “original rock opera”, paying homage to everyone from Tiger Woods to the Boston Celtics, and belittling Jessica Simpson, which wouldn’t be the first time. A few years ago, Pippy hit up Saturday Night Live and played her for the moron she is. Full Story
Happy 33rd Birthday Amy H in Atlanta – and please don’t worry....you are NOT a member of the MiniVan Majority. Yet. With love from Michelle and Allison To Lindsay B in Kitchener – Happy 30th Birthday! Hope Helen and Meryl are a little inspiration for you this week. You will love your 30s. Full Story
A big deal was made the other day that Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman would not be selling her baby photos. So was it an honourable decision – that somehow the photo-opp loving Gran would suddenly be picture shy? Or was it more case of no one caring?
Word is, Granny wanted no less than $3 million, refusing to suffer the indignity of being paid less than lesser celebrities. Unfortunately, the market value for Granny’s baby pics more or less matches her current box office appeal – which, as you know, is sh*t. Rumour has it, no publication was willing to pay her asking price… so instead, Gran had it “leaked” that she eschewed the role of parental pimp.
The Freeze knows what we say. And more than anything she will want to “prove” that she had a Sunday. Just because she won’t get paid for them, doesn’t mean they won’t exist. There will be candids. And soon.
Wednesday – am blogging all day, check back often. And sorry about the lack of clues this week. Have finally found a book to obsess about, been distracted.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Sienna Miller is not the other woman.
Actually…he’s not. But it seems like he’s in every other movie, doesn’t it? Not complaining. Having said that, the one movie he SHOULD be in is still up in the air. Funding is apparently the obstacle. Here’s an idea: tell Mike Myers to shove his next film up his ass and make Arrested Development instead! Check out my honey Jason Bateman at the Step Brothers premiere last night with a little bit of grizzle and a smattering of freckles and no hair plugs and … why isn’t he on my Freebie Five??? Photos from Wenn.com Full Story
Because Dr Sussman is the best obstetrician ever in the history of obstetrics! Dr Sussman of course is the man who delivered the Holy Twins on Saturday in Nice. He’s also been the star of several press conferences and even now, now that the double deities have arrived, Dr Sussman is STILL talking. Full Story