Ebola`s apprentice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 11:45:00 November 24, 2008 11:45:00

Someone sent me a link to this last week: a new strain of Ebola virus was identified near the Ugandan border … the virus is cleverly mutating. Just like Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton. Its legacy will live on, promising the spread of her disease indefinitely, gathering disciples in her black hole vagina, and a long list of victims waiting to be destroyed. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 10:54:29 November 24, 2008 10:54:29

Someone worse than Granny Freeze (Dlisted)

Begging to be photographed (Hollywood Tuna)

A pout worse than Miley’s beat-me mouth (Just Jared)

Filthy Scab at her best. Completely naked, of course (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Hair wars: Rob Pattinson or Patrick Dempsey? (Pop Sugar)

Daniel Craig promises more sex (INO)

Gordon Ramsey, just like Becks (Holy Moly)

How the View is like the Hills (Cele|bitchy)

Salma’s breasts > Shelfy’s ass (IDLYITW)

Was Granny a mistake?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 10:30:24 November 24, 2008 10:30:24

Australia opens this week and the reviews are ranging from “not bad” to “good” which means it isn’t the worst, but it also isn’t the best. Hugh Jackman however is receiving most of the accolades. Praised unanimously for his performance and energy and the anchor of the story. Full Story

Courtside Double Yum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 09:12:44 November 24, 2008 09:12:44

Start your week off with a quiver! Two quivers! John Krasinski and Jason Bateman courtside at the Laker game last night. Sigh. I love Jason. So much. He is the only bearable part of Hancock which comes out on DVD this week, not worth your money at all because it sucked sh-t but Jason… Jason was the exception. Full Story

Douchebags have Soul Patches

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 08:02:00 November 24, 2008 08:02:00

It’s currently my favourite site: Hot Chicks With Douchebags. In all fairness, the chicks are super douchey too, but it’s a reminder, when lulled into thinking that good taste will prevail… No. Never. This is why Billy Cyrus has lasted longer than acid wash jeans. Full Story

JailBait at the AMAs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 07:57:13 November 24, 2008 07:57:13

She celebrated her birthday on Sunday at the American Music Awards. Finally but only16. And rumoured to be already living with her loser 20 year old boyfriend with the blessing of her father. This must be why Miley Cyrus keeps looking older every time we see her. Last night it was like she aged 10 years. Full Story

Glitter at the AMAs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 07:34:00 November 24, 2008 07:34:00

Ugh. So over the Vegas look. And so over Christina Aguilera. Does she matter anymore? Her performance was my pee break, maybe because last night, as it was at the VMAs in September, it was another medley of old music. Seriously, that is some lame sh-t. Like if you have nothing new to offer, why the f-ck are you there??? Then there’s Taylor Swift, Christina’s straight banged and glitter sister. Full Story

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Mimi Cheese at the AMAs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 07:19:12 November 24, 2008 07:19:12

My favourite moment? Nick Cannon’s useless cameo! Oh Mimi... Only Mimi… As Mimi took the stage, her husband waited to take her hand, helping her down one little step, then was banished away into the wings having fulfilled his only duty. He was called on to do the same backstage in the press room. Full Story

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Superwomen at the AMAs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 07:02:00 November 24, 2008 07:02:00

Here they are: Alicia Keys, Sarah McLachlan, Queen Latifah, and Pink too delivering two of the finer performances of the evening, Sarah’s voice as sweet as ever, and Alicia’s electrifying rendition with Superwoman alongside Latifah and Kathleen Battle. If you haven’t had the pleasure, both videos are below. Full Story

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Shelf Ass and the Silver Fox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 06:19:47 November 24, 2008 06:19:47

As part of her ongoing effort to be taken seriously, Shelf Ass Jessica Biel turned up at the CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute on Saturday honouring ordinary people and their extraordinary accomplishments. And while she may not have been one of the recipients recognised for rebuilding homes in New Orleans or providing free schooling to children in Cambodia, in many ways, Shelfy does indeed fit the description: an ordinary person using a remarkably buoyant posterior to attract a boyfriend, thus launching an extraordinary ascent in showbiz. Full Story