You stay away from him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2009 16:10:31 June 25, 2009 16:10:31

Megan Fox brought her brand of low classy poor man’s Angelina to Letterman today and spiced it up with a little Dita von Teese. The Fox is feeling triumphant. Her movie, Transformers Revenge of the Fallen, despite getting annihilated by critics, just set a box office record for a Wednesday open. Full Story

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What sex tape?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2009 14:42:00 June 25, 2009 14:42:00

News broke last week about Leighton Meester’s sex tape. While the video has not yet found its way onto the internets, several screencaps were released last week – the images are, um, extremely revealing – and a bidding war is said to be underway for the actual footage of Leighton having sex with a former boyfriend a few years ago. Full Story

Something about Shia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2009 13:32:17 June 25, 2009 13:32:17

I tweeted my Shia LaBeouf confession a couple of weeks ago. Something about Shia makes me quiver. It started on the way back from Cannes. Laura and I were flying back together and started talking about Transformers and Shia’s fame and what it was about him and Eagle Eye happened to be one of the movies available on the in seat tv so I watched. Full Story

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Hot S.M.U.T. In The City!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2009 12:36:41 June 25, 2009 12:36:41

Oh yeah it was hot. Sweltering. But it doesn’t sound like any of you let that stop you from enjoying the bar. And the free flowing martinis kept us cool enough to gossip. As Sydney wrote to me yesterday: “Who cares about the heat ... we just went through a brutal winter, we're supposed to be sturdy Canadians so I say suck it up. Full Story

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When will they attack her?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2009 11:23:00 June 25, 2009 11:23:00

Emilie, you in danger girl. It’s Emilie de Ravin, shooting what looks like a date scene with Robert Pattinson on the Remember Me set in a series of photos that will likely be used by tabloids to suggest a budding romance between the two stars, much to the dismay of Pattinson’s lunatic fans who are probably, right now, plotting her demise. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2009 11:04:02 June 25, 2009 11:04:02

Check out what my friends have to say and S.M.U.T. photos are coming up next!

Jennifer Aniston’s future (Dlisted)

Reese copies Megan Fox (Hollywood Tuna)

Vampire looks hot in a hat (Just Jared)

Also WAY better than Lilo’s body (The Superficial)

Tom, Gisele, and Jack family gorgessity (Pop Sugar)

Bale > Pattinson but Depp > Bale (INO)

I really love white bikinis (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Daniel Radcliffe on Parade (ONTD)

No one buys La Lopez Sweetface (E! Online)

WAY better than Lilo’s body (Popoholic)

How will they use it?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2009 08:56:17 June 25, 2009 08:56:17

It doesn’t happen often, but when it does happen, they love to use it. An unflattering photo of Jennifer Aniston taken today on the set of Bounty in Atlantic City. Not only is there no glow, she also looks grey, ashy, doughy, pinched, and above all old. I won’t lie, I’m a petty sh-t talking bitch anyway, and since I’m already booked for hell, I’ll say it for you – you love it. Full Story

Thank LeAnn Rimes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2009 08:14:58 June 25, 2009 08:14:58

Eddie Cibrian was busted for cheating with LeAnn Rimes back in March. Their Lifetime movie then scored super high ratings, and now Eddie has been confirmed as a series regular on CSI: Miami in the fall. Yay for infidelity! More acting gigs mean more money. And Eddie needs money. Because his wife chose to stay. Full Story

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Don’t judge him by his photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2009 07:33:27 June 25, 2009 07:33:27

It’s Joseph Gordon-Levitt. And he’s terribly UNphotogenic. And I know how it feels. And I told you last week that he’s so so SO great in (500) Days of Summer and how much I loved the film and I don’t’ want you to judge him, or the film, by these images because, obviously, he cannot pose, he’s terribly awkward when being photographed, and in the movie, I promise, he’s much hotter, and so much cuter than the 10 year old he looks like here last night at the premiere in LA with Zoey Deschanel. Full Story

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When’s the follow-up?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2009 06:52:25 June 25, 2009 06:52:25

So Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper went out for dinner last Thursday. Five minutes later Life & Style was reporting they’re getting married, even though he flew back to LA shortly after and hasn’t returned to New York since, and she’s been shooting in New York and New Jersey all week and now he’s flying to France. Full Story

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No photos for a week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2009 06:42:19 June 25, 2009 06:42:19

The Beckhams have been vacationing in the French Riviera for a week or so during which time there have been no photos of the family, save for a few shots of their arrival at the airport. Since then nothing. Until today as they were spotted departing. It has nothing to do with them (please!) but everything to do with French paparazzi laws. Full Story