The Taupes at the White House

April 28, 2008 00:14:08 Posted at April 28, 2008 00:14:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A rare appearance in public by Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner – these two usually go to great pains to walk a carpet separately. But they also had the good sense not to pull any celebrity f&ckery at the White House Correspondents’ dinner on Saturday night which is why we were treated to several photos of the couple holding hands arriving at and leaving the event. Full Story

The Gay Milo?

April 28, 2008 00:10:00 Posted at April 28, 2008 00:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Equal opportunity, right? A few of you have written to say that if we’re slagging Milo Ventimiglia for his icky relationship with young Hayden Panettiere, shouldn’t we do the same with TR Knight and his just out of high school beau? Here’s TR at the GLAAD Media Awards Saturday night. Full Story

Orly Kerr in Australia

April 28, 2008 00:08:00 Posted at April 28, 2008 00:08:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Has a nice ring to it, non? Was there anyone who believed the OK Magazine cover story about Jennifer Aniston dating Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom? Please. As you know, Orly has been involved with Australian model Miranda Kerr for the last few months and the two have been much more public of late, officially stepping out for the first time in Australia at the AJC Australian Derby. Full Story

Just Like Lilo

April 28, 2008 00:03:01 Posted at April 28, 2008 00:03:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rumer Willis worked her best angles and walked the carpet in white at the Tribeca Film Festival on Friday for the premiere of her movie From Within. As you can see, side by side with Lindsay Lohan, she is well on her way. Now all that remains is a few nudie shots, an inappropriate relationship with a much older man, and three visits to rehab in a six month period. Full Story

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Friday, April 25, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Posted late in the day yesterday on Tom Cruise, Madonna, and my Gwyneth. Scroll down and catch up if you missed it. Oprah is leading her lambs inside the GMD’s house. Something tells me she won’t be asking the tough questions. Something tells me she won’t be calling his gay ass out on his attack on psychiatry even though she herself has featured psychiatric methods on her show on a number of occasions helping women through depression, post partum, and a variety of other mental health related issues.

No. Of course not.

Instead, she’ll treat her flock to an intimate look inside the heavily guarded gates of the Cruise compound, she’ll play in Little Sci’s room, and she’ll whoop it up with Tom on the back of his manly motorcycle, just because that’s been every MiniVan Majority Member’s fantasy since Top Gun.

Right? Seriously...Oprah is more powerful than Xenu.

Friday! Yay! Am spending date night tonight at Ikea… woo! Hope your weekend is a lot sexier.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Catherine Zeta-Jones is not a bitch to work for. Neither is Beyonce.

All That’s Missing…

April 25, 2008 18:33:00 Posted at April 25, 2008 18:33:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is a pair of leather chaps with the ass cut out. How can there be any doubt? This is John Travolta at the Michael Eisner Walk of Fame event today. The good news is he’s finally given up on that spray paint hair Full Story

Bitch Face and a Body

April 25, 2008 14:41:00 Posted at April 25, 2008 14:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Leighton Meester last night at the Tribeca Film Festival working that carpet with a killer body and one of the best young bitch faces in the business today. I mean look at that. THAT is a thing of beauty. The perfect Blair heir to the legacy of Brenda Walsh. Have you read the New York Magazine feature on Gossip Girl Full Story

Radiohead in the Basement

April 25, 2008 10:51:00 Posted at April 25, 2008 10:51:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Less than 2 weeks before the start of their world tour… can you stand it? To get it all started, the band will be releasing a one hour intimate performance on VH1 on May 3 at midnight. Performing several tracks from In Rainbows, Radiohead taped the set at a London studio and the show can also be streamed May 3 at Music. Full Story

Chef Jakey?

April 25, 2008 09:53:58 Posted at April 25, 2008 09:53:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jake Gyllenhaal is supposedly opening up a restaurant. Click here for more details. Needless to say, this will do nothing to dispel those maybe gaybe rumours. Still… for some Jakey’s culinary interests illustrate yet again that he’s not a typical Hollywood party punk. Full Story

Madge Messianic

April 25, 2008 09:11:00 Posted at April 25, 2008 09:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Soon enough celebrities and evangelists will be one and the same. Madonna is speaking like it already. She sat down with Ann Curry on The Today Show – also a favourite of Angelina Jolie – to discuss her new album and her new movie I Am Because We Are. At one point, Anne asked Madge about what drives her: AC: “What is it that you want to feel about your life?” M: “That my soul reached its true potential and that I did everything that I was put on this earth to do. Full Story