RDJ Makes You Quiver

April 30, 2008 08:02:44 Posted at April 30, 2008 08:02:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Iron Man is amazing. Because Robert Downey Jr is amazing. I’m telling you… your loins will not disagree. You will come out of that theatre seriously considering him for your Freebie Five. Trust. Here’s a taste of RDJ’s quiver yesterday as he arrived to tape Letterman, rocking that suit and wearing the sh*t out of those pants. Full Story

Brangelunatics Flock to France

April 30, 2008 07:58:51 Posted at April 30, 2008 07:58:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’re on the move! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and their 4 children, with the Second Coming safely ensconced in Angie’s stomach, reportedly arrived in Nice on Monday and are staying at Paul Allen’s villa in Saint Jean Cap Ferrat. Full Story

Please Don’t Take Her Pills Away!

April 30, 2008 07:54:00 Posted at April 30, 2008 07:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When reality can no longer be counted on on reality tv, thank Xenu for a babbling fool like Paula Abdul. She’s always good for unscripted drama. Unscripted drama is the smutty best. Big news this morning – last night on American Idol, the contestants performed twice. Due to a tight timeline, judging only happened after all competitors had delivered their first songs. Full Story

April 30, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 30, 2008 07:51:53 Posted at April 30, 2008 07:51:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Janie from Chris! And let me know about the other thing, ok? Wishing you all the best this year. To Marianne S – am sorry to hear about lyme disease. As requested, am posting the link to Under Our Skin - the film that showed at Tribeca this week educating people about how to protect themselves and, more importantly, their children from ticks. Full Story

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Oprah Winfrey has released a photo from her visit to Tom Cruise’s in Telluride where she sat down with him for Part 1 of their reunion. During a webcast Monday night featuring Eckhart Tolle’s A New Earth, Oprah, if you can believe it, actually interrupted Tolle to share with him “the moment of stillness” she had recently experienced.

At Tom Cruise’s house.

Then she asked Tolle – do you know Tom Cruise?

Tolle replied that he did not but that he was aware of the couch-jumping incident which is when Oprah revealed: this time I jump on his couch.

The Almighty Opes had to tangent during a discussion with Eckhart Tolle just to pimp the GMD. WTF???? Seriously. She is rescuing his little ass. She is leading her flock back to his feet. Tom Cruise lives again.

Thanks Sheila!

Tuesday – am blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. A Bitch To Work Forpx is not Heidi Klum or Gwen Stefani.

PPS. Jerry O’Connell is not gay but broke.

Would You Rather: Rossum vs Criss Angel

April 29, 2008 13:35:00 Posted at April 29, 2008 13:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the ultimate Rossum Would You Rather Challenge! Rossum vs Criss Angel… Right??? See attached of Criss Angel with Wilmer Valderrama at some party in Vegas the other day and Emmy wearing two near identical virgin dresses to the premiere of Speed Racer at the weekend and last night at the LG launch in LA. Full Story

Chuck & Steff

April 29, 2008 13:07:42 Posted at April 29, 2008 13:07:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I watched Gossip Girl and Pretty in Pink back to back last night. Just happened that as soon as GG was over, I found Pink on another channel. How do you turn away from Pretty in Pink on tv? And while Ed Westwick’s Chuck is inherently more endearing, the similarities between Chuck and James Spader’s Steff (best name ever) are undeniable. Full Story

Who Might Be Eating?

April 29, 2008 12:42:56 Posted at April 29, 2008 12:42:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

MKO??? Really??? Here she is last night in New York at the Chanel party celebrating the Tribeca Film Festival and maybe it’s because I’ve just seen Kristen Johnson’s legs but MK’s … well… they’ve looked a lot worse. Could Mary Kate Olsen actually be making healthy choices? Let’s go with that… even though she insists on such a deathly face. Full Story

Who Needs to Eat?

April 29, 2008 12:10:00 Posted at April 29, 2008 12:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Kristen Johnson last night in New York. She was in that show 3rd Rock From The Sun. Looks like she hasn’t eaten since she played that woman who fell out of the window and died on Sex & The City. The legs. Look at her legs. Her legs are actually smaller than Mary Kate Olsen’s. I’m about to post those in a minute… So if you’re a foot taller than an Olsen Twin but your legs are actually thinner… is this a good thing? Photos from Wenn.com Full Story

Asian Eyes?

April 29, 2008 11:31:00 Posted at April 29, 2008 11:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Check out Catherine Zeta-Jones shooting in New York today on location for The Rebound. Call me Cruise but her eyes look like they’ve had an Asian lift. Matter of a fact, her face looks remarkably fresh – almost 10 years younger. Beautiful. Is she simply well rested… or did she get a referral from Madonna and Demi Moore? Photos from Splashnewsonline.com Full Story

CSI: Coke, Stupid, and Intoxicated

April 29, 2008 11:20:00 Posted at April 29, 2008 11:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gary Dourdan – word is Warrick Brown is leaving CSI. What came first … the chicken or the egg? Are they kicking him off because he’s got a bad attitude and a bad addiction or did his bad addiction result from him getting kicked off? TMZ.com Full Story