Fergie at the wedding

July 14, 2008 07:13:03 Posted at July 14, 2008 07:13:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rare sighting of Fergie and Josh Duhamel together – seen the other day at Taboo’s wedding in Pasadena. Her body is crazy, non? Encouraging to see that Fergie isn’t That Girl. That Girl who tries to upstage the bride. A perfect choice for someone else’s special day: subdued, appropriate, flattering but not eye-catching. Full Story

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Tits & Romo in Tahoe

July 14, 2008 06:09:30 Posted at July 14, 2008 06:09:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tony Romo played in a golf tournament at Lake Tahoe the other day, Jessica Simpson flew in to join him with her sister and brother-in-law. As you can see, Jess, wearing white, tried to sneak into the event incognito. Very subtle. While in Tahoe Jess and Tony also showed up at the Heart concert. Holy sh*t. Full Story

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Married...but not ugly

July 14, 2008 05:54:00 Posted at July 14, 2008 05:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Balthazar Getty is married. But at least he’s not ugly...right? Much better looking than Rhys Ifans? For some people, that’s actually an improvement. Perhaps that’s the way Sienna sees it. Two weeks after news first broke that Sienna Miller had homewrecked Balthazar Getty’s marriage, paps caught the couple on holiday in Italy, leaving no doubt (if there was any before) about the status of the relationship. Full Story

Jailbait gets hacked

July 14, 2008 05:47:38 Posted at July 14, 2008 05:47:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Another round of Miley Cyrus “scandal” shots – scandalous for Disney, that is, but totally normal for any sex-obsessed, boy crazed 16 year old. The only difference is that THIS 16 year old has become a brand. A projected billion dollar brand. Once upon a time, teenagers were simply entertainers, which was bad enough. Full Story

Madge"s Family Weekend

July 14, 2008 05:41:23 Posted at July 14, 2008 05:41:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Madonna was not wearing a wedding ring on Friday but she was holding her husband’s hand... Check out the Family Madge at Kabbalah service the other night – Madonna being led out by Guy Ritchie and again yesterday taking their kids out to a movie, both continuing to attempt to convince the world that all is right between them But who cares? Who cares when Lourdes is around? Note that the only 2 people wearing sunglasses are Madonna and Lourdes. Full Story

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The Holy Birth

July 14, 2008 05:30:10 Posted at July 14, 2008 05:30:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All those magazine covers and exclusive stories, all the rumours, all the speculation... the Pitts must have been laughing. Hard. Because remember, in the end, the Pitts are always in control. And with the birth of a girl AND a boy, the Pitts proved them all wrong. For weeks and weeks, it was a foregone conclusion – Entertainment Tonight going so far as to prematurely report the names of two baby girls born to The Brange called Isla and Amelie. Full Story

July 14, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 14, 2008 05:19:58 Posted at July 14, 2008 05:19:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday to Andrea at school in NYC from mom Linda. Good luck to Dawn who is running 30km August 16 in support of paediatric arthritis. Am so sorry to hear about your diagnosis. But even more inspired to learn about your journey! To Erika G – Happy 31st Birthday! A great day for a new start and better ones are ahead. Full Story

Friday, July 11, 2008

Dear Gossips,

It happens once a year. Once a year my husband decides it’s a good idea to mess around with our home office network.

WHY????

My email has been bollocked since yesterday. To add to my marital malcontent, he actually buggered off for 18 holes in the middle of the crisis. When I gave it to him at the end of the day, his reply – yeah but babe… I made 3 birdies.

If you have sent me a message in the last 24 hours, I’ve been assured it’s sitting on some server somewhere and that I will able to read it some time this weekend, as soon as he removes the 9 iron from his ass that I shoved up his ass.

This is marriage.

A thousand apologies for the inconvenience and any missed smutty shout-outs. Promise to make up for them on Monday.

The good news…it’s Friday! At the very least, wireless is now back up and running. Am blogging all day. Check back often. Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Rafa on a boat

July 11, 2008 11:36:00 Posted at July 11, 2008 11:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Topless. With his girl Xisca lounging on a boat, having a “me” day to clear his head and get some loving, as reports are swirling that his parents are divorcing. Oh to be young, rich, and Spanish. Spanish should be a new coveted attribute. Like…I wish I was smart. I wish I was taller. Full Story

Family weekend in Paris

July 11, 2008 11:26:41 Posted at July 11, 2008 11:26:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jakey Gyllenhaal with long-ish hair and stubble is the hottest Jakey ever. And he’s not a player pig. And he’s tight with his family. And he doesn’t roll with the Hollywood drug scene. In other words, the antithesis of the cheating carbface Ryan Phillippe. Here’s Jake with Reese, her children, and a nanny heading to Paris for the weekend by train, perhaps taking a few days off as Jake has been hard at work on the Prince of Persia. Full Story