Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Gossip Girl last night…

Right?

The way Chuck wants Blair is the way I want him to want me.

My Gwyneth is on Oprah tomorrow showing off her privileged life: a sick body and getting paid to eat her way through Spain for a new television show. Can’t wait to watch. Can’t wait for more people to hate her. My girl rolls with royalty. My Gwynnie doesn’t do the girl next door. Am counting on the MiniVan to despise her.

Tuesday – online all day, remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Anger Management is not Jennifer Connelly.

PPS. Uma Thurman is not blowing second chances. Uma’s got her sh*t under control.

The Real Gwyneth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2008 18:33:46 September 16, 2008 18:33:46

So as you know, Gwyneth appears on Oprah tomorrow (Wednesday) with Mario Batali to promote their food show Spain…On The Road Again. Shot last year, 13 cities, eating and drinking across Spain… that was their job. Bitches. Of course Gwyneth talks to Opes about her body and her diet – she says she can’t diet. Full Story

Rachel in Bloom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2008 14:11:19 September 16, 2008 14:11:19

Michelle is in New York this minute shopping at J Crew with Rachel Weisz. They’re trying on the same cords…or something. Michelle is texting me from the change room I think. She has a new girl crush. I get it…but then again I don’t want to. I remind Michelle that she’s, um, weird and thrifty. Full Story

You love that MotherChucker!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2008 11:32:37 September 16, 2008 11:32:37

Big sigh of relief! Last night’s episode of Gossip Girl was the show’s highest rated as the numbers for Season 2 continue to climb. And deservedly so. You watched The Dark Night, right? It was the hottest, right? Blair’s chemistry with Chuck is… electric. Full Story

Shelf Ass Dumb Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2008 10:22:01 September 16, 2008 10:22:01

So much for claiming she’s more than just a tight ass. Jessica Biel has a production company, she says she’s informed, involved, that she’s not an airhead like the others… Ask her director from Easy Virtue and you might get a different response. According to Stephan Elliott: "We were staying in a hotel waiting for a writer and I suggested we go for a walk in the park. Full Story

Hot Viggo at the airport

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2008 09:47:52 September 16, 2008 09:47:52

Where’s his Habs shirt? Viggo Mortensen is an unabashed Montreal Canadians fan. During TIFF he was seen wearing his Habs gear all around town. Unfortunately for Habs fans, he went with a different shirt yesterday arriving in LA from France. And while Viggo isn’t my brand of quiver - not feeling his pants - I can totally appreciate how he might be yours. Full Story

Nicole’s new life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2008 08:36:00 September 16, 2008 08:36:00

When Ebola was released from prison, she promised she’d do more for the community, devote more time to raising awareness for her favourite causes, volunteer, give of her energy and her money. And she’s certainly been photographed on occasion, dressed to the nines, fully made up, posing for the paps while helping out a charity… but more often than not, she’s hired by a club, in Vegas, in Toronto, in Miami, to party her tits off for a few hours to the tune of a hundred thousand minimum. Full Story

Ugly Betty polar opposites

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2008 07:43:22 September 16, 2008 07:43:22

Last night in New York – the Ugly Betty premiere brought out the show’s star America Ferrera and its most notorious guest Lindsay Lohan. As you can see, America is the very essence of health and vitality. Beautiful skin that glows and glows, luscious hair, sexy curves … she is f7cking STUNNING. Full Story

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Let this be her second last

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2008 07:17:00 September 16, 2008 07:17:00

Kate Hudson took a break from prepping for Nine in London to attend the LA premiere of My Best Friend’s Girl, hopefully her second last in a series of same comedies she’s been making for, oh, maybe the last 5 years? There is still Bride Wars to come alongside Anne Hathaway and then, hopefully, she’ll stop being the female Nicolas Cage. Full Story

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Stay away from him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2008 06:58:04 September 16, 2008 06:58:04

London does a body good. And Josh Hartnett in London is looking hotter and hotter and hotter. Damn. Here he is last night leaving Bungalow 8 – beautiful, stylish, great new hair cut, well fit jeans… and a taste of Mischa Barton? Ugh. She has no job. She now has no boyfriend. She has no prospects on either front, she’s taken to London for fashion week and last night tried desperately to catch Josh’s eye. Full Story