1999 was 10 years ago

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 12:16:55 April 2, 2009 12:16:55

So why is Elizabeth Hurley still famous? Like Austin Powers Liz seems cryogenically frozen from a decade past. Same hair, same clothes, same old all the time. And… What exactly does she do??? I don’t know why I keep asking this question with regard to celebrities. I’m still drunk off my own alcohol fumes. Full Story

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LipGloss ruined my tuna sub

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 11:41:01 April 2, 2009 11:41:01

Was halfway through my tuna sub. Starving. On honey oat with mozzarella cheese, green peppers, tomatoes, cukes, black olives, pickles, and mustard, pepper no salt. Yum. Until this… LipGloss Zac Efron’s wax figure unveiling at Madame Tussaud’s today surrounded by tweens hoping it’ll come to life. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 11:09:54 April 2, 2009 11:09:54

Seriously…at first I thought this was Katie Holmes and Little Sci (Dlisted)

Posh wanted to wear those boots first (Hollywood Tuna)

Isla Fisher replacing Jennifer Aniston? (Pop Sugar)

Someone told me he was the original Edward Cullen (Just Jared)

Shelfy practises stripping (Drunken Stepfather site Not Safe For Work)

What Tom Brady finds sexy (INO)

LipGloss and Ginny Weasley??? (Cele|bitchy)

JailBait Judy Garland? Bitch…PLEASE! (Holy Moly)

The Asian Heidi Montag (The Blemish)

Scarjo’s restrictive diet is working (Popoholic)

All the Cullen Men

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 10:13:30 April 2, 2009 10:13:30

Thanks to Jody for sending these through! In Vancouver in March for costume, makeup, and screen tests – Jackson Rathbone, Robert Pattinson, Peter Facinelli, and Kellan Lutz out together on the town… Wrote Jody:My girlfriend and I were lucky enough to chill with some "vampires" a couple of weeks ago. Full Story

Our favourite line

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 09:19:01 April 2, 2009 09:19:01

Mother of the Year Dina Lohan needed some leftovers last week. So she took her daughters Lindsay and Ali to Villa expecting to cougar-up on some of Lilo’s discards. Problem? Ali is 15. She looks 40 but her birth certificate says 15. So they were turned away at the door. Am shocked. Am shocked the guy working security didn’t wave them right through. Full Story

The International Singer-Songwriter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 08:48:33 April 2, 2009 08:48:33

It’s another Hilton trying to break the world. Barron Hilton – mugshot attached and also seen with his parents in January – says he’s “sick of all the Hilton stuff, where all anyone cared about was whether I was doing coke in the bathroom or how many (bitches) I was sleeping with. Full Story

Oh hi you sexy bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 08:38:00 April 2, 2009 08:38:00

It’s been a while… Tom Ford at the Valentino screening last night in LA. He’s been in LA because he’s working on A Single Man starring Colin Firth as a gay professor coping with the death of his lover. Ford is producing the feature that also includes Julianne Moore and Matthew Goode. Full Story

When JLo met Kate Moss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 08:01:00 April 2, 2009 08:01:00

This first photo, it kills me. Look at JLo’s face! We need to Photo Assumption this face. What is Lopez thinking? I’m only here for the photo opp… I’ll never wear your cheap clothes. Or… You have your own Vampire! Stay away from mine! Door #2 sounds about right. So Topshop opened in New York last night attracting Jennifer and Marc to the party as Kate, wearing clothes presumably from her own collection, was on hand to help promote the store. Full Story

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With the Emperor in LA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 07:17:10 April 2, 2009 07:17:10

A few weeks ago, my Gwyneth supported her bestie Valentino in New York at the screening of his film The Last Emperor. Last night it premiered in LA. Of course G stood next to her friend, towering over him in those strappy Loubs – LOVE them so much – with a grey short dress and this season’s big shoulders showing off those legs. Full Story

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April 2, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 06:59:56 April 2, 2009 06:59:56

To Karen – happy belated 38th Birthday! Will not crush your fantasies re: Jason Bateman. He’s lovely. But will give you sh-t about Zac Efron… really??? This year, please fix that. Promise?  Full Story

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Dear Gossips,

I have good feelings about April 1st. My parents married on April 1st. My husband was born on April 1st. April 1st is totally a fried rice day. Except tonight we’re going for Italian.

Here’s my gift to you this April 1st. Hate Mail. It’s your favourite. In response to my exclusive report yesterday re: Robert Pattinson and Nikki Reed:

YOU ARE A LIAR!!!!!!!!! Rob would never be with Nikki because he wants to be with KRISTEN!!!! You probably like her because she’s dirty like you. Lol!!!! But WE deserve a better Rosalie. Why do you keep messing around? You know nothing you’re just a stupid gossip making up stories so if you don’t have anything nice to say, just stop saying it. We can go without all your Twilight news. We can get it somewhere else! From Rob’s Girl


Amazing, right?

Wednesday, new posts all day, and an April 1st Johnny for your viewing pleasure.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Have been off Twitter since Sunday night now that Toronto Fashion Week and the Junos are over. Can’t decide if I should keep going? It’s so easy…

Can you help decide? Check the poll.

PS.  Late posts yesterday.  Scroll down if you missed them.