Worst SAG White: Teri Hatcher

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 06:26:18 January 26, 2009 06:26:18

Desperate Housewives is still bringing big ratings. This explains why they’re still invited. But really…it’s not 2004 anymore. People may care about the show, but no one cares about the actors. So far all intents and purposes, it’s like they’re CSI, you know what I mean? This must be why they insist on slapping us in the face on the carpet for fear we won’t notice. Full Story

Best SAG White: Taraji P Henson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 06:22:02 January 26, 2009 06:22:02

Benjamin Button’s brightest star looked like heaven last night in form-fitting white and an open back and restrained accessories and unfussy hair. Hustle & Flow was one of the options on the plane flying over here. Yet another reminder of her scene-stealing abilities. Scene-stealing from bland Brad Pitt is one thing…but stealing from Terrence Howard is another. Full Story

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Worst SAG neutral: American Ferrera

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 06:15:11 January 26, 2009 06:15:11

Washed her out. Badly. She has such beautiful skin. Normally it pops. The taupe stopped the pop. The taupe killed the pop. Duana took issue with the chest area. The way the tulle is pinned - it’s a mess. And look closely. See if you can zoom in to where the bodice meets the skirt. The exposed stitching…it’s WHITE. Full Story

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SAG Best Body: Kate Winslet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 06:07:39 January 26, 2009 06:07:39

It’s a real woman’s body, right? Especially in this dress. Authentic breasts, the presence of hips – HIPS! – and curves and an ass and she’s fit, but she eats too, and while there may or may not be some Spanx activation, at the same time you also know she’s not a double user like Beyonce, who sucks in that sh-t with two pairs on the regular and sometimes, they say, even three. Full Story

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SAG Disappointing: Emily Blunt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 05:54:00 January 26, 2009 05:54:00

That’s a sick body. But that is also a low classy looking dress. And it breaks my heart. Because as you know, Emily Blunt is a favourite. But this…this is budget. When the seam that splits from her breasts does not travel a straight line down, all the way down, to me that screams cheap. It’s unpolished. Full Story

SAG Most Improved: Jenna Fischer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 05:47:35 January 26, 2009 05:47:35

She’s normally at hot mess at awards shows. Like, Jenna Fischer canNOT get it together. So, all things considered, this isn’t bad. Nothing stands out, nothing offends, nothing terribly remarkable, the hair is soft and wavy, the makeup soft and pretty, the breasts respectfully and not garishly on display…. Full Story

SAG Crotch Itch: Mickey Rourke

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 05:38:35 January 26, 2009 05:38:35

It’s no secret…he’ll readily admit it… the man is depraved. Quite obviously, awards season turns him on. Or his psoriasis is flaring up. Whatever the reason, Mickey Rourke can’t keep his hands off his junk. Like constantly. Perhaps it’s his way of dealing with nerves. Full Story

SAG Awards Wrap-Up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 05:33:00 January 26, 2009 05:33:00

Slumdog is sweeping everything. Like, everything. But never forget what the Academy did to Brokeback. So the SAGs happened last night. The Brange, as usual, had them screaming loudest even though Angelina decided to put everyone to sleep in her toga. But Meryl, Kate, Tina Fey…how’s that for a power lady trifecta? We’ll break down the Oscar implications in the days to come. Full Story

Friday, January 23, 2009

Dear Gossips,

We were writing to each other back and forth about this last night after The Office:

Is Hilary Swank hot? Note…the key word is HOT. Like, why is this even a discussion? Because never mind hot, whether or not she’s pretty is even arguable. D says she’s pretty. Really? To me she’s not pretty. Pretty is a soft word. There is nothing soft about Hilary Swank. Perhaps you disagree. Check the poll.

It’ll be lighter today for New Year preparations. Must clean, must launder. Remember, no sweeping, no dusting, no cleaning of any kind after Sunday night til at least Wednesday. Some people don’t even wash their hair. That’s a little old school for us. I won’t wash on New Year’s day but beyond that, if it’s itchy, it’s getting washed.

Have a great weekend!

GUNG HAY FAT CHOY!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Update Saturday, 12:18pm Pacific: Hi Gossips.  Thanks for your patience with the article glitches this week.  We think we've resolved it and you should no longer be seeing the blank article pages going forward.  Please let us know if you do. - Lainey.

After all these years

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2009 12:48:00 January 23, 2009 12:48:00

There he is! George Clooney on the set of ER in scrubs – Doug Ross is back! And he looks great! Storyline not yet confirmed and no reports of Nurse Hathaway Julianna Margulies changing her mind and making a visit too so it sounds like for now, Dr Ross’s return is solo. And obviously he’s at the hospital. Full Story

Nobody puts Cheesy in a corner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2009 11:26:47 January 23, 2009 11:26:47

Earlier this week at the inauguration, Mimi was forced to sit among the likes of Jon Bon Jovi, Mary J Blige, Alicia Keys, and Bruce Springsteen in the VIP section. This did not please the Cheese. She apparently lost her sh-t when she found out her seat was not with the First Family in between the Obama Girls. Full Story