Robo Beads

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 06:54:41 March 5, 2009 06:54:41

Katie Holmes on the NY set of The Extra Man last night wearing beads on one side of her head and very little makeup while shooting a scene with a rather attractive co-star. He’s cute, right? And they suit each other great, right? Oh it’s just a movie… But that shot of him making her laugh with his script still in his hand, if we were to play Photo Assumption – our favourite game! – I’d say that’s a girl who’s discovering flirting again. Full Story

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March 5, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 06:35:41 March 5, 2009 06:35:41

To Kaitlin – heard it’s been a rough go lately. Wishing you good luck and a quick turn and Kate hopes you’ll stay in Toronto! Happy Birthday Sam from your fiancé Scott! Missed this one while in Vegas…Happy Birthday to Carol from your sister Laura! 3 months in Central America! Very jealous. Full Story

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Dear Gossips,

She’s back.

Britney is back.

And while there were a few minor glitches, last night’s Circus Tour opening in New Orleans was a resounding success. Put it this way, one of his clip on nails did not fall off midway through the performance.

Photos and video below. And if you were there, write me with your experience! Can’t wait til April 8th when she hits Vancouver.

Scroll down for late posts from yesterday re: Megan Fox and John Mayer’s missed chance.

Wednesday – online all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Iman >>>>>>>>>>> Heidi Klum. Seriously. It’s sad to me that Canadians are the only ones who get to enjoy Project Runway Canada because once you’ve tasted Iman, you don’t want to taste anyone else. She had us – my husband and I! – trembling in fear and awe for 2 hours after the show last night. That’s right, my husband and I. This ball scratching, hockey loving, video game addicted stank of a man loves Project Runway Canada. And if you’re not watching, you are doing yourself a major disservice. If you can spend 2 hours on that stupid f*cking Bachelor, you can spend an hour on one of the best reality challenge shows not just in Canada but on television, period.

PPS. His & Her Anorexia is not about the GMD and Robo. Too obvious. Also not Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.

PPPS. Congratulations Emily J, winner of the Oscar Annual Contest! Emily correctly predicted 21/24 categories tied with 3 others but submitted the earliest. Enjoy your Stella!

Update: Internet Explorer 6 users - we are looking at a picture viewer issue that has come up likely as a result of some recent updates to IE 6.  Hope to have it resolved shortly.  In the meantime, upgrading to newer version (IE 7) or Firefox solves the problem.

Cam gets prettier…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2009 19:00:24 March 4, 2009 19:00:24

While Shelfy gets more and more unattractive – have you noticed? Back in the day, curiously enough, when Cam was dating Pip, I didn't think she was attractive either. Must be his effect on women. Because it was like as soon as they split, the improvement happened right away. And she was MUCH less crusty too. Full Story

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Public Enemies not lovers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2009 15:13:05 March 4, 2009 15:13:05

When it’s done right, and lately often it’s not done right, but when it’s done right, acting truly is art. Like Marion Cotillard and Johnny Depp. A new, kick f-cking ass trailer for Public Enemies has just been released and their chemistry is ridiculous. Yes, he’s happy with Vanessa and there is/was no way. Full Story

Welcome home Salma!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2009 13:06:59 March 4, 2009 13:06:59

Salma Hayek returned to Paris today and was met at the airport by her husband Francois Henri Pinault. Cute right? Many of you, your first reaction will be – oh he’s not attractive at all. Me I’ve seen worse. And from some angles he looks like Daniel Craig. This is a compliment. Besides, you know she can basically walk into Balenciaga and start yelling at people to put things for her in a bag, right? Not that that should be everything in life but our Salma, she’s a pragmatist. Full Story

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Wednesday is Friday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2009 12:45:08 March 4, 2009 12:45:08

Not sure about you but this week feels like forever. And it’s only Wednesday. So here’s a little Taylor Kitsch to ease the ride over the hump. Oh la. Taylor in TV Guide, a new interview promoting the criminally underrated Friday Night Lights and his upcoming role at Gambit in Wolverine. The most important question – does he have a girlfriend? Deep breath… NO. Full Story

You wish bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2009 11:35:55 March 4, 2009 11:35:55

Glamour Magazine this month is all about American icons. This is why Sheila Weller tried to convince us that Katie Holmes would be one one day. Dumb. But that’s only the beginning of the blasphemy. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2009 11:04:05 March 4, 2009 11:04:05

Jen’s pregnant for the 10th time (Dlisted)

How old is Fergie? Really. How old? (Hollywood Tuna)

Reese Witherspoon: gorgeous in Elle Magazine (Just Jared)

Yesterday in a suit, today he takes his top off. Yum. (Pop Sugar)

Wearing Posh better than Posh (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I love Kristen Stewart for hating Twi-hards (INO)

Two English divorced dads at the pub (Cele|bitchy)

Ummmm…yeah. I’ll take some of this as well (Kickette)

And I’ll take some of this too. But not when he’s talking. (A Socialite's Life)

Little punk ass poseur having a baby? (Webster’s is my bitch)

Leo’s list

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2009 09:57:27 March 4, 2009 09:57:27

He has worked with the best: Scorsese, Spielberg, Baz Luhrmann, Ridley Scott, James Cameron, now Leo is adding Christopher Nolan to that list. Variety is reporting that he and Nolan will collaborate on the upcoming Inception. Full Story

Radiohead hates JailBait!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2009 08:42:05 March 4, 2009 08:42:05

YES. Of course. Thom Yorke rarely disappoints. So JailBait Miley Cyrus dropped in for a radio interview the other day. Typical obnoxious 16 yr old she had to make sure everyone knew she was texting Nick Jonas, her ex boyfriend, and that her current boyfriend, that f-cking loser Justin Gaston, would be jealous. Full Story