Gold, Old, and Shady

April 21, 2008 07:54:00 Posted at April 21, 2008 07:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As mentioned earlier, Tom and Katie were on hand for the Beckhams birthday party last night in Santa Monica. Which means that, again, In Touch Weekly is, as usual, full of ass. Katie is NOT leaving him. Maybe that’s why she looks like sh*t. That gold dress on Katie used to be a couch in Hong Kong at the Peninsula hotel – back in the 40s when ladies smoked out of long, slender pipes, and always wore gloves. Full Story

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Ed for Earth Day

April 21, 2008 06:56:53 Posted at April 21, 2008 06:56:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Earth Day is tomorrow and yesterday in Washington, at a rally at the National Mall, Edward Norton delivered a speech about going green looking hotter than he has in a long time. Yum. Green seems to be his favourite colour these days. Ed wrote the screenplay for and starred in the upcoming Incredible Hulk movie due out this summer and word is he’s been a major pain in the ass with rewrites and edits, so much so that Marvel allegedly is starting to leak that he’s a difficult diva perfectionist who thinks his own vision is superior to the director’s. Full Story

Sean and Kim: back on!

April 21, 2008 06:23:00 Posted at April 21, 2008 06:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at the Beckham dinner, among the celebrity guests – Sean Diddy Combs and Kim Porter, who broke up last year allegedly over his infidelities, quite obviously now back together. Apparently Diddy has promised to be faithful. And Kim has promised to believe him. I can’t say that I wouldn’t want to either. Full Story

All of Posh’s BFFs

April 21, 2008 01:41:00 Posted at April 21, 2008 01:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Big night last night as many stars capitalised on the photo opp and showed up for Victoria and David’s joint birthday party. Most notable of course… Tom and Katie. Which means the BFFs have made up. Obviously the GMD has come to terms with Posh’s thin-fluence on his wife. Also in attendance – the other Kate in Victoria’s life, Kate Beckinsale, along with Elton John, Usher (random), Eva Longoria tagged along too, and Gwen and Gavin Rossdale. Full Story

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The Blair Bitch is Back

April 21, 2008 01:34:00 Posted at April 21, 2008 01:34:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are you ready? Tonight marks the return of Gossip Girl. Am 34. Am pathetic. Can’t.F&cking.Wait. But the good news is … Gossip Girl is not Twilight. Well... in one way, it might be like Twilight. Because Twilight the movie will artistically be undoubtedly better than the book. Full Story

Madge Pities the Midge

April 21, 2008 01:29:00 Posted at April 21, 2008 01:29:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Only Madonna. Only Madonna could attack the GMD’s virility under the guise of sympathy. Madge gave an interview to New York Magazine and defended Tom Cruise’s scientological fanaticism by comparing him to starving orphans in Africa: "He is a good person. Full Story

More Like Her Mother…

April 21, 2008 01:26:00 Posted at April 21, 2008 01:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every day. Lindsay Lohan spent much of the weekend in NYC trailing around Samantha Ronson accompanying her on gigs at clubs where the alcohol is freeflowing and the coke even more. Lilo reportedly danced wildly, smoked cigarettes, tossed her weave around, and rocked a few body rolls. She hung out til well past 4 when Ronson was finished. Full Story

Her Favourite Thing

April 21, 2008 01:18:00 Posted at April 21, 2008 01:18:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love Hollywood dichotomies. Sunday night, Oprah’s Big Give finale, Jennifer Aniston was the special guest. I didn’t watch but am told it was pure Oprah-style hysteria: MiniVan Majority members fainting in the aisles, people clapping until they cried and crying until they clapped. Jen apparently made some kind of announcement about all participants winning money and then talked the Mighty Opes into tripling the prize. Full Story

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The GMD and Posh share shoes

April 21, 2008 01:12:00 Posted at April 21, 2008 01:12:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Little Sci turned 2 on Friday and her family threw her a private party. The paps were able to capture a few aerial shots of the celebration. There’s Isabella who spends, like, zero time with her mother, even though her mother has time to attend every Nashville Predators playoff game, writing a cute message in chalk on stone for her baby sister, and Connor too, speaking to his father who at the time was holding a doll. Full Story

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April 21, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 21, 2008 01:04:30 Posted at April 21, 2008 01:04:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Ray from Julie! Heard you recently went back to work after Spencer. Thank you for taking me back to work with you. Happy belated Birthday to Rachel C in Calgary – thrilled you’re visiting my blog. Honoured to have your approval. Lots of love to Sydney from Erin, Michi and baby niece Maxine in the land of cheese and chocolate. Full Story

Friday, April 18, 2008

Dear Gossips,

My interview with Motley Crue and Tommy Lee aired last night on eTalk – check it out on broadband if you’re interested. Sorry it’s taken me so long to post the article. House is still a mess and couldn’t piece together an hour or so since coming home from LA. Finally it’s written. Please see below. I was nearly in tears at one point. Tears of fear. And shock. One of the most memorable assignments ever.

For those of you who’ve emailed, I was wearing Kersh on eTalk Thursday and also at the Motley Crue junket. Kersh is a Canadian line that’s quickly become the hot new sweater/casuals preference in Hollywood. They outfitted Mischa Barton in her last movie and Katherine Heigl was on a flight recently and saw this green dress in Vogue and had to have it. Best part is… it’s NOT expensive.

Posted late in the day yesterday on Ryan Gosling, Michelle Williams, and my Rumey. Scroll down to catch up.

Finally… Friday. Am online all day. Check back often!

Hope your weekend is better than mine! I’ll be unpacking boxes.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Billy Joe Armstrong is not a deserter. Also not Chris Daughtry.