Some people can’t stand Kelly Ripa, think she’s annoying. To me there’s a lot worse. Like that old bag Barbara Walters. And Ryan Seacrest. What freaks me out about Kelly is that her head seems to be getting bigger, sometimes it looks like it’s swallowing her body. Here’s Kelly yesterday in New York for the “Heel-a-Thon”. Full Story
Troy Dyer remarried! (Dlisted )
No leg lunges in a bikini (Hollywood Tuna )
Food = Healthy body = not grumpy = Selma Blair (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Girlcrushing on Kyra Sedgwick (INO )
Xtina’s OVER-reapplication (Holy Moly )
What Britney did for Madonna (Cele|bitchy )
Filthy Scab profits on chicken (The Blemish )
Used to quiver like nobody’s business for Josh Hartnett. Then the assness of his acting interfered. Brutal! Almost forgot…Josh dated Scarjo! Josh Hartnett > Ryan Reynolds? Totally. Ryan Reynolds = beefcake with too much foundation. Josh Hartnett is beautiful. And he’s regularly shaving his unibrow now. Full Story
If it’s a weave it’s a pretty good one. And it’s also the longest Cameron Diaz has worn her hair in a while. Looks amazing! This is Cam leaving the gym yesterday – happy, healthy, and still super hot with Paul Sculfor, Jennifer Aniston’s old waterboy, who has made it past the 2 week mark. Full Story
Couldn’t be bothered to pay close enough attention while reading to the article to find out whether or not she has a background in dance. It doesn’t matter anyway. Because never before has there been such an inelegant herm on a dance floor. Check out Shelf Ass Jessica Biel in Harper’s Bazaar – some kind of photo shoot showcasing her dance moves with several designers. Full Story
The man behind the Bond is so rarely sighted, we must take advantage when we can. Daniel Craig and fiancée Satsuki Mitchelle arrived at LAX yesterday. As usual, he is pure sex. And as usual, she looks much worse in photos than she does in person. But Satsuki does have the best hair, non? My friend Laura is obsessed with him. Full Story
Don’t have a problem with players. Quite the opposite in fact. Kate Hudson is a player. Love Kate Hudson. What’s hilarious about Michael Buble the player is that he’s somehow conned his entire fanbase, by virtue of his cheesy and oversensitive music, that he is the anti-thesis of a player…when in fact he is a straight up pig! It’s actually kinda brilliant, though maybe not so much for those who’ve been duped. Full Story
This is the cover of the new issue of Entertainment Weekly featuring Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, the stars of the upcoming film Twilight, based of course on Stephenie Meyer’s best selling teen vampire saga, timed in advance of the release of Breaking Dawn, the fourth and (hopefully) final book in the series… Have heard from many of you who’ve read Twilight after reading my review here Full Story
Happy Birthday Casey S in Baton Rouge with so much trans-Atlantic love from your best friend Niamh in England. Congratulations Maya on the new job in Tokyo! To Ellen from Steff – Happy Birthday! Love that the bachelorette and the full time mom bond daily over smut. Thank you so much for the support … hope your day is the best! Full Story
Yesterday’s smuggle challenge elicited quite the response. Best of all, most of your food sneak exploits did not actually involve food… but alcohol. Degenerates!
My favourite though was sent from Jannah S with perhaps the low classiest smuggle of them all:
I went to see the Nutcracker a few years ago at the Hummingbird and the woman next to me was eating Swiss Chalet. SWISS CHALET at the ballet. Disgusting.
I want to meet the person who brings Swiss Chalet to the ballet. Are you out there?
Wednesday – am blogging all day…check back often.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Heather Locklear is not the other woman.
As my mother would say… Why this happening? Pipsqueakweasel Justin Timberlake eating out without his Shelf Ass Jessica Biel? Impossible! Yet here he is – JT last night photographed outside a restaurant in Beverly Hills and no Shelfy in sight, which only means that we’ll be seeing Shelfy clinging to her Pippy very, very soon, lest you forget he has a girlfriend. Full Story