No spray paint!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2008 09:48:05 November 14, 2008 09:48:05

Just the other day he was rockin’ a bald wig on the set with Jonathan Rhys Meyers. It looked super real but guess not. Here’s the flying gaygay today at Regis & Kelly showing off the real. Full Story

It worked!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2008 08:33:47 November 14, 2008 08:33:47

Not too long ago, Madonna told Elle Magazine that "Posh and Becks are much more interesting (than me and Guy). “ Not too long ago, Victoria Beckham told Madonna she wanted to be her friend by getting photographed in a Madonna t shirt. Nothing exists in Posh’s world without the paparazzi, see? Her Madgesty granted the wish. Full Story

Two douches on a carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2008 08:19:41 November 14, 2008 08:19:41

Last night, one carpet, two douchebags: Justin Timberlake and John Mayer at the Keep A Child Alive 5th Annual Black Ball in New York. Am surprised Shelfy didn’t beg and plead to tag along. Maybe Pip didn’t want her embarrassing him in front of Alicia Keys and Queen Latifah. Wonder what that punk smug smile on his face is all about. Full Story

Give him a show!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2008 07:49:54 November 14, 2008 07:49:54

Seriously. What’s the hold up? Do it already. I would pay to watch Kanye West on a live feed just like those little puppies. Because every time he opens his mouth, the best smut comes flying out of it. There is no other. As for that pap skirmish this morning, it’s all blown over. The photographer who accused Kanye of attacking him has made similar allegations in the past that have been dropped. Full Story

Teen drama!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2008 07:13:31 November 14, 2008 07:13:31

It’s making my life. A generation that hooks up, breaks up, and throws down on the internet, over iphones, over Facebook! It’s f-cking amazing! Why wasn’t I born in 1990? Gah! So Joe Jonas dumps Taylor Swift. She claims it was a 27 second phone call. And then she accuses him this week of cheating on her with Camilla Belle. Full Story

TV Girl's triumphant return

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2008 06:46:02 November 14, 2008 06:46:02

It was a week that started low, continued to build, and ended on several high notes. Well done, Huvane. He turned his sh-t around, well done indeed. Because gone is the memory of Jennifer Aniston degrading herself at The Ivy, replaced by Jennifer Aniston’s tight ass body on 30 Rock, clad in skin-baring outfits in every scene, returning to Must See TV, and finally coming home, proving that her place, always and forever, will not be at the movies comfortable ensconced on the couch on the small screen. Full Story

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November 14, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2008 06:19:00 November 14, 2008 06:19:00

Happy 32nd Birthday Melissa! Simba is gorgeous. I’d fight for him too! To Liz – Happy 26th Birthday! And enjoy it because it all goes downhill from here! OK not really but Shirlz wanted me to say that. Have a great weekend together! To Sopear in Winnipeg – Happy Birthday! Katie misses you tons and can’t wait to watch crappy movies and eat curry on your couch over the holidays! And finally for Erin, who created Lainey Lurv in support of smut, Happy Birthday! Wishing you a new year full of celebrity drama, girly throwdowns, LipGloss tantrums, and much Mimi Cheese. Full Story

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Lots of freeze and wax and hairspray at the CMAs last night. And also much enthusiasm for the return of Shania Twain who modelled two dresses for the occasion and, well, as you can see from the earrings and the double wrist gold bangles and the slight feathering of the hair, needless to say, Shania from Canada brought the Nashville flair!

I can’t even talk about her shoes.

And I have Jennifer Aniston fatigue. From The Ivy onwards, it’s been a relentless assault all week long. And it’s still not over.

Thursday – online all day. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Cheese Toe Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2008 16:07:24 November 13, 2008 16:07:24

Hello Kitty Mimi’s on the cover of the holiday issue of Redbook. As usual, because she’s generous like that, Mimi doles out some cheesy gems, including how she plans on celebrating Christmas with her new husband Nick Cannon. "I always get Santa lingerie, even if nobody sees it. But this year it will be appreciated!" Please. Full Story

Getting domestic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2008 14:52:57 November 13, 2008 14:52:57

Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson were photographed at his/their farmhouse the other day outside Toronto. They were then spotted Monday at Yorkdale Mall, with his mom, at Williams Sonoma and Pottery Barn. Full Story