The Dark Knight > Everything

July 4, 2008 08:37:54 Posted at July 4, 2008 08:37:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Entertainment Weekly’s latest issue features Batman and the Joker and an inside look at the making of the Dark Knight, including director and co-star commentary on the late Heath Ledger in what could very well be only the 2nd performance to earn a posthumous Oscar. Beyond Ledger’s performance though, everything else about the movie rocks too. Full Story

Cheesy Perv on the Prowl

July 4, 2008 08:09:50 Posted at July 4, 2008 08:09:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michael Bublé is back home in Vancouver, had dinner in Yaletown last night. The good news? He’s still humble enough to wait 40 minutes for a table at the Cactus Club. The pervy news? He eyef*cked the sh*t out of female patrons sitting all around him. Like dude… at least be a little discriminating, would you? And could only manage the lamest opening lines ever. Full Story

Cover Girl Finale Exclusive Giveaway!

July 4, 2008 08:04:37 Posted at July 4, 2008 08:04:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Was so great to meet so many of you at the Cover Girl launch in Toronto at Forever 21! Photos have finally arrived and are attached. And Paul Venoit said it’s totally ok to do a smoky eye with red lips now. Will you try it for fall? If not for my geisha girl/Asian fetish phobia, I’d totally do it! To round up the event and the smutty sponsorship and since y’all have sent so many contest entries, Cover Girl threw in a bonus finale giveaway that includes all of the following: LashBlast Volume Blasting Mascara (waterproof/black) LashBlast Volume Blasting Mascara (regular/black) AmazeMint Wet Slicks - Pink Positive AmazeMint Wet Slicks - Plum Crazy AmazeMint Wet Slicks - Merry Berry Eye Enhancers - Tropical Fusion Eye Enhancers - Dynamite Drama Eye Enhancers - Shimmering Onyx Eye Enhancers - Indigo Impact Eye Enhancers - Blazing BluesIf you’re interested, please send an email to inquiries@laineygossip.com Full Story

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July 4, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 4, 2008 08:00:00 Posted at July 4, 2008 08:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 50th Birthday on Sunday Lynda! To Rim from Coco on your 25th birthday…light it up this weekend, the way every pseudo celebrity would! PS. Beware the Bublé who is in town and on the prowl. Pig. Happy 25th Birthday to Christina Q. in San Diego!!! Lots of love to my firecracker girl from your crazy mom in Katy! To Carla – have heard it’s the final defence of your PhD dissertation next week. Full Story

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Please.

Can we worship Meryl Streep off the top today? This is Meryl Streep promoting Mamma Mia in Germany – hot and stylish without having to freeze her face. Too bad Nicole Kidman couldn’t be so courageous.

It’s Thursday – new posts all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Peter Fonda is not the man with the other woman.

PPs. Ricky Martin is not one of the boys. Neither is Robbie Williams. Close…but without so much world flavour.

Junior’s First Daughter

July 3, 2008 13:58:00 Posted at July 3, 2008 13:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just got back from orthopaedics for a progress scan and rehab on my arm. Am not Tiger Woods. Will not be playing golf and winning the US Open 8 weeks after surgery. F*cking Mischa Barton. Anyway, an appointment at ortho is a long drawn out process. Full Story

Inseparable at the casino

July 3, 2008 11:06:58 Posted at July 3, 2008 11:06:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love that Matt Damon loves his wife Luciana. I’ve seen them together in person. They are adorable, they are real, they are amazing. But take it from someone who was practically born in a casino – the casino is no place for love. Here’s Matt at the Ante Up for Africa event last night in Vegas, one of the celebrity participants in a charity tournament. Full Story

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Just Woke Up

July 3, 2008 10:40:35 Posted at July 3, 2008 10:40:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Colin Firth in Holland to promote Mamma Mia looking like he just rolled out of bed. I like my Colin Firth just rolled out of bed. Looks like he’d have really great sleep smell. You know sleep smell? Sleep smell is so hit or miss. Some dudes have it, some dudes don’t. Some dudes have straight up sleep stank. Full Story

Hot Hairy Jakey on a Horse

July 3, 2008 09:22:53 Posted at July 3, 2008 09:22:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jakey Gyllenhaal is currently in England prepping for his new role in the Prince of Persia, yet another video game turned full length feature that is said to be the next Pirates of the Caribbean franchise for Disney. As you can see, Jake’s hair has grown a little long. Looks f&cking hot. So hot Reese Witherspoon has joined him in London where they’ve been super low key. Full Story

The Other Twins in Italy

July 3, 2008 08:51:54 Posted at July 3, 2008 08:51:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While the Pitt double deities are getting all the attention, this is Jennifer Lopez in Italy with her babies on a boat in this exclusive photo sent in by Christine I. Little bonus gift to the Lopez crazy superfans who are mad at me because I"m too "mean" to their idol.    Full Story