NYE CarbFace and Bad Hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 1, 2009 11:22:38 January 1, 2009 11:22:38

In Miami at LIV at the Fountainebleau – Nick and Nessa in matching shiny sheen delight. But not really. Vanessa Minnillo is such a beautiful girl in real life. But her persistent pageant styles are for sh-t. And not sure what she’s doing with that hair. Nick Lachey, after outselling his ex wife Jessica Simpson in their post-divorce album duel, has pretty much gone nowhere. Full Story

NYE Vagina Virgins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 1, 2009 11:06:00 January 1, 2009 11:06:00

Joe Jonas is getting lipglossier than Zac Efron. Here they are, the Vagina Virgin Jonas Brothers, headed to Times Square in NYC last night to take part in the Dick Clark annual countdown. We watched the ball drop and after the clock turned midnight, after kissing my husband, turned back to the television only to find Joe Jonas making love to the camera. Full Story

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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Are you ready for 2009?

Wishing you a safe and happy New Years Eve!

Am blogging today and the rest of the week so if you need to nurse your hangover with some smut, it’s business as usual over here, especially since the GMD came out to play.

Have fun tonight!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS Kevin Bacon is not Cuba. Leo D is not Chocolate.

Best of 2008: Silver Fox vs Mama Pimp!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2008 16:54:36 December 31, 2008 16:54:36

I.Love.Him. I loved him before. But then, when he guest hosted with Kelly Ripa and bitch slapped the Lohans… oh la, Anderson Cooper made the list for life. “Apparently these people, these horrific people, the Lohans, they’re quite well known… ?”Amazing. “And there’s this perfectly nice, allegedly 14 year old girl, looks to be more like 60 – no I say that with concern and love – and she allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor slash performer of some sort of striptease person, I don’t know…” SO amazing. Full Story

NYE baby?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2008 13:28:23 December 31, 2008 13:28:23

The Taupes arrived at the hospital today prompting speculation that Violet’s sibling is coming like right now any minute. They don’t seem all that hurried or laboured to me. But then again, what do I know of such things? As for a scheduled c-section option, because apparently this is of much interest to many of you, she delivered naturally the first time. Full Story

Spittle and Lilo in Miami

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2008 12:03:10 December 31, 2008 12:03:10

Separately…but you know he likes to party and leer at the ladies. Will he show up at her bash at Mansion tonight? This is Gerard Butler in Miami last night, a prelude to what will likely be a full spittle affair in South Beach as he rings in the new year. And here’s Lindsay Lohan showing off her thinness on the beach today, getting some sun glow before her hosting duties with Samantha Ronson. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2008 11:44:00 December 31, 2008 11:44:00

But was it an old school Impala? Matt Dillon thinks he’s Snoop Dog (Dlisted)

The perfect BFF for a disease (Hollywood Tuna)

Even stomach staplers go to St Barts! (Just Jared)

Her fake boobs > her fake lips (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Clooney in Cabo… shirtless! (Pop Sugar)

Becks trains hard in Italy (A Socialite's Life)

Mimi Cheese, wine, and oysters (Webster’s is my Bitch)

Adrian Grenier smiles like a Sears catalogue (INO)

Vagina virgins threaten NY security (Cele|bitchy)

Umm…why is the Piv in Bangkok??? (IDLYITW)

Best of `08: Douchebag`s break-up press conference

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2008 10:33:26 December 31, 2008 10:33:26

August 16, 2008. We were one week into the Olympics, obsessed with Michael Phelps, and John Mayer shamewhore famewhore got jealous and decided to hold an impromptu press conference FOR THE PAPARAZZI telling the world, on camera, why HE BROKE UP with Jennifer Aniston. Over and again he said he BROKE UP with Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

Happy Honeymooners!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2008 09:58:00 December 31, 2008 09:58:00

As reported yesterday, Beyonce and Jay-Z are vacation on a yacht in France, their go-to holiday destination. More shots today of B frolicking in the water, natural and gorgeous and so happy, enjoying her first New Year’s Eve as a wife and Jay proudly enjoying his first as a husband. I like the one of him taking her picture. Full Story

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Gere genes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2008 08:31:13 December 31, 2008 08:31:13

A lot of dudes in Hollywood lose their hot fast. Not Richard Gere. Richard Gere turns 60 in 2009. He looks great. Maybe it’s all the meditating and spiritual enlightenment experience from hanging out with the Dalai Lama. Richard and wife Carey Lowell and their son Homer are also in St Barts with the rest of them enjoying the holiday. Full Story