Shelf AssTalk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2009 06:07:00 May 19, 2009 06:07:00

Just received an email on my blackberry from my friend Lara. The title: Puuleaazzee! The link: Shelf Ass complaining about being too hot to work as an actress. Yeah she’s on the cover of the new Allure Magazine. Full Story

Bale Salvation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2009 05:41:00 May 19, 2009 05:41:00

Final press push in North America for Terminator Salvation in advance of its release this weekend. You have to wonder, the publicity/marketing/media strategy – what would it have been like had that tape not leaked? Anyway, it was Good Morning America today and he arrived with his wife Sibi. Sibi is always with him. Full Story

Date night at the ball game

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2009 05:11:00 May 19, 2009 05:11:00

Ben Affleck has been shooting a movie in Boston. Taupe and their two girls have joined him. They say there’s a charity poker event he’s hosting with Matt Damon here in Cannes but last night Ben and Jen were at the Magic Celtics Game 7. I love these photos. Something about the way he’s holding her hand… it’s very sweet. Full Story

Mail order golddigger works fast

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2009 04:33:00 May 19, 2009 04:33:00

Oksana is pregnant. The National Enquirer broke the story first, now TMZ is confirming it. Who? Oksana. That cheesy looking piece Mel Gibson dragged out to Wolverine a few weeks ago. Remember how smug they looked? For her it’s because she’s secured herself a crazy bank account. Full Story

Manslinger and the Fraud

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2009 04:09:00 May 19, 2009 04:09:00

Summertime. You know she’s itching. And it’s been awhile. Or has it? Can’t keep track when it comes to Kate Hudson. She’s moved on from Owen Wilson – for now, again – and word is Manslinger’s latest conquest is none other than Alex Rodriguez, ‘roid monkey fraud. Full Story

May 19, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2009 04:06:06 May 19, 2009 04:06:06

Happy Birthday Bora! Have heard you’ll be called to the bar in June – congratulations! Asma and your friends are very proud of you. Here's to Erin - wishing you a super smutty birthday and many more nights of disorderly debriefings. -Melanie (Kathe and Bethany too!). And if you’re in Edmonton, there’s only ONE thing to do on Thursday night: Meet Jim Cuddy & Greg Keelor. Full Story

Monday, May 18, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Am blogging from Cannes after a Grey Goose fueled weekend. Epic party on Saturday night. Obviously Taylor Kitsch didn’t hurt. Details later. Laura and I have decided that free flowing vodka in a French castle is the only way to live. Follow our Cannes shenanigans on my Twitter here or click on the new Twitter icon on the navigation bar.

Everyone here is bracing for the Brange. Angelina is coming in for a quick carpet walk and hopefully some Pitt Porn. The Inglourious Basterds premiere is Wednesday, then Brad has two days of press ending Friday. Not known if she’ll be staying for the duration.

Elsewhere this weekend– Portman goes out of her way to put down Penn romance reports and Goopy supports her husband. Also… couldn’t resist… New Kids boat cruise! And yes, Twilight photos too.

Blogging from the Croisette all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,


She’s not beige

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2009 09:49:00 May 18, 2009 09:49:00

Elizabeth Banks. See I thought she was a beige person. Not particularly exciting. But Cannes, Cannes brings out the real drama. And often the real bitch. So no, she’s definitely not beige. She just might be the next Sharon Stone. At the Grey Goose event on Saturday night… Have to describe the setting: So it’s a chateau. Full Story

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Christmas in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2009 06:35:00 May 18, 2009 06:35:00

They say there’s a recession but you wouldn’t know it here in Cannes. They say the studios have scaled back a fair bit. It’s my fourth year, so far it doesn’t seem so different, but then again, I’m not wheeling and dealing in backrooms. Whatever’s happened on the hustle however doesn’t seem have made a difference on the Croisette. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2009 05:51:36 May 18, 2009 05:51:36

Douche & Lipstick (Dlisted)

You will feel better about your body. I promise (Hollywood Tuna)

Rachel Weisz gorgeous in green (Just Jared)

The Alba Bitch canNOT drive (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Damn. That is ROUGH Chicken Fried Britney (Pop Sugar)

He’s hot as a blonde, non? (INO)

Jen’s movie sucks, and another Brad doesn’t want her – time for a pity party! (Cele|bitchy)

Exterminating Ebola will be much more expensive (The Superficial)

I don’t like my Matt Saracen this hairy (ASL)

Brad Pitt pre-Cannes (ICYDK)


Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2009 05:30:31 May 18, 2009 05:30:31

Am all for the New Kids, totally. But have to say, these pictures are a little embarrassing. Or maybe it’s just me. Apparently doing the boat thing is where it’s at these days. John Mayer, right? This weekend NKOTB launched their cruise in Miami, bringing back 80s cheese for photographers. Full Story

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